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Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: Thor on June 07, 2013, 07:04:14 PM
I've got like a layer of skin missing off the bottom of my belly button area and it hurts really bad when I touch it.

How the fuck does that happen even?? I don't remember anything happening it just was suddenly hurt when I went to play DnD yesterda

Post theories ITT. :teach:

Also my left arm tendon hurts but that's probably from too much fappin but it might also be a gypsy curse

We don't have a medical forum any more so I'm posting in general. This is a serious medical emergency so serious replies only please :fez:
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: pop-tart on June 07, 2013, 07:06:08 PM
Were you wearing a belt yesterday? The buckle may have been rubbing at your skin.





Or you're poundin the ladies too hard.
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: AMPM on June 07, 2013, 07:09:34 PM
I don't know but i looked up online that belly button pain can be a sympton of on-coming Crohn's disease, and two of my friends have that and it's not fun. But then again it's also a sympton of gull bladder problems, and those ARE pretty fun, so. I don't know man, risky business, whiskey dickness.
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: AbbaZabaClock on June 07, 2013, 07:19:45 PM
Quote from: Thor;1950222I've got like a layer of skin missing off the bottom of my belly button area and it hurts really bad when I touch it.

It could be what pop said about the belt but if its randomly happening like that maybe you could be getting a stomach ulcer? Id go get it checked out when you can definitely.
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: miracle fruit on June 07, 2013, 07:23:09 PM
chafing, stop playing dnd fatass
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: Thor on June 07, 2013, 07:44:33 PM
So am I going to die?
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: AMPM on June 07, 2013, 07:50:27 PM
Quote from: Thor;1950229So am I going to die?

What a question.

My best guess is no. An ant crawled in your navel.
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: VCRClock on June 07, 2013, 08:28:46 PM
Yeah, this happened to me last year.

Bellybutton knots put a lot of stress on the skin. It's different for different people, but some people with more delicate skin (or who had a really shitty bellybutton knot to begin with) experience undue wear/fraying in the bellybutton area as a result.

Basically go to your doctor and tell him/her you need your bellybutton knot re-tied. They cut off the old one and tie you a new one with the surrounding tissue that's less worn out, but it's not as gross as it sounds. As I remember it's a fairly painless procedure. Definitely don't procrastinate, though, because if your knot wears out completely your entrails start to push their way out.
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: miracle fruit on June 07, 2013, 08:53:27 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1950231Basically go to your doctor and tell him/her you need your bellybutton knot re-tied. They cut off the old one and tie you a new one with the surrounding tissue that's less worn out, but it's not as gross as it sounds. As I remember it's a fairly painless procedure. Definitely don't procrastinate, though, because if your knot wears out completely your entrails start to push their way out.

what the fuck
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: miracle fruit on June 07, 2013, 10:03:50 PM
thanks alot vcrclock i just spent the last couple hours having phantom pains in my belly button because you and your SHIT POST
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: VCRClock on June 07, 2013, 10:09:03 PM
When I grow up, I want to be a health educator! (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Foxmai3%2FMedical%2520Help%2520forum%2520icon.gif&hash=f93e9f219c078f8e9c57753ce2a218970710cbc8)
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: buttplug on June 07, 2013, 10:11:08 PM
VCR you are too good for the CC we don't deserve you
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: Thor on June 07, 2013, 10:22:33 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1950231Yeah, this happened to me last year.

Bellybutton knots put a lot of stress on the skin. It's different for different people, but some people with more delicate skin (or who had a really shitty bellybutton knot to begin with) experience undue wear/fraying in the bellybutton area as a result.

Basically go to your doctor and tell him/her you need your bellybutton knot re-tied. They cut off the old one and tie you a new one with the surrounding tissue that's less worn out, but it's not as gross as it sounds. As I remember it's a fairly painless procedure. Definitely don't procrastinate, though, because if your knot wears out completely your entrails start to push their way out.

I can't afford a doctor. Please explain the procedure and I'll do it myself. My supplies are an exacto-knife, a hot glue gun, a box of band aids, some neosporin, and a zippo lighter.
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: VCRClock on June 07, 2013, 10:30:31 PM
Quote from: Thor;1950246I can't afford a doctor. Please explain the procedure and I'll do it myself. My supplies are an exacto-knife, a hot glue gun, a box of band aids, some neosporin, and a zippo lighter.

It can't be too hard. Probably use something like this guide and start at, like, Step 9. They don't tell you when to use the hot glue gun, but you can probably just wing it.
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: buttplug on June 08, 2013, 12:44:47 AM
I gagged when I saw the picture on that page
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: AstronautClock on June 08, 2013, 07:54:47 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1950258I gagged when I saw the picture on that page

it looks fucking delicious
Title: my belly button hurts
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 10, 2013, 04:44:10 PM
Quote from: Thor;1950222I've got like a layer of skin missing off the bottom of my belly button area and it hurts really bad when I touch it.

How the fuck does that happen even?? I don't remember anything happening it just was suddenly hurt when I went to play DnD yesterda

Post theories ITT. :teach:

Also my left arm tendon hurts but that's probably from too much fappin but it might also be a gypsy curse

We don't have a medical forum any more so I'm posting in general. This is a serious medical emergency so serious replies only please :fez:

belly button problem:
1) did you scratched your belly button too much?
i did once, and hurt like hell for an hour or so.(for 1 hour)
2) the belt buckle, like my brother pops suggested
3) did you lifted something heavy, during that DnD night, like say, a beer keg, an anvil, a fellow player?!
stop lifting heavy things for a week if you did!

ADVICE: stop attending DnD matches.
1&2.apply some lotion/betadine to the injured area. and avoid belt buckles that are too tight.
3.stop lifting heavy things for a week.

left arm tendon problem:

did you used your left hand, to ''wield your hammer''?
perhaps you've made too many thunders with it.

what hand do you use for fapping?

-ADVICE: stop fapping so  much.

i hope i helped.
-dr.bb10