Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: HotPocketClock on June 17, 2013, 12:08:16 PM
Post by: HotPocketClock on June 17, 2013, 12:08:16 PM
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: CabbageClock on June 17, 2013, 02:00:10 PM
Post by: CabbageClock on June 17, 2013, 02:00:10 PM
You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: VuBawlsClock on June 17, 2013, 02:02:50 PM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on June 17, 2013, 02:02:50 PM
I could finally buy a few of these (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003CT2A2M/ref=olp_product_details?ie=UTF8&me=&seller=)
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: AbbaZabaClock on June 17, 2013, 02:08:32 PM
Post by: AbbaZabaClock on June 17, 2013, 02:08:32 PM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1951316I could finally buy a few of these
These fucking reviews are HILLARIOUS
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: miracle fruit on June 17, 2013, 03:14:22 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on June 17, 2013, 03:14:22 PM
- a house
- some furniturte
- maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman??
- KCAR (nice reliable automobile)
- TREE FORT
- tiny fridge
- all the foods
well can you blame them
- a fake fur coat
- john merricks bones
- kraft dinner
- the fancienst dijon chips
- your love
- a monkey
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: AMPM on June 17, 2013, 03:40:31 PM
Post by: AMPM on June 17, 2013, 03:40:31 PM
Sing "I got a dollah" from the little rascals a million times.
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: pop-tart on June 17, 2013, 04:08:43 PM
Post by: pop-tart on June 17, 2013, 04:08:43 PM
I'd buy the internet.
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: Lump Clock on June 17, 2013, 04:14:50 PM
Post by: Lump Clock on June 17, 2013, 04:14:50 PM
Honestly, I'd invest the shit outta it.
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: patriotclock on June 17, 2013, 04:17:37 PM
Post by: patriotclock on June 17, 2013, 04:17:37 PM
I'd buy the clock crew aka the Jeff crew
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: PezClock on June 17, 2013, 04:27:46 PM
Post by: PezClock on June 17, 2013, 04:27:46 PM
I'd give it to cc so I can have staff.
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: SilverClock on June 17, 2013, 04:30:14 PM
Post by: SilverClock on June 17, 2013, 04:30:14 PM
I would pay off any outstanding debt and then put it all in the bank to gain interest over the years so I never have to work again.
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: pop-tart on June 17, 2013, 04:45:42 PM
Post by: pop-tart on June 17, 2013, 04:45:42 PM
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1951336I'd give it to cc so I can have staff.
I don't think a million dollars is enough to overlook posts like this.
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: AbbaZabaClock on June 17, 2013, 04:51:24 PM
Post by: AbbaZabaClock on June 17, 2013, 04:51:24 PM
I'd clear all my debt, and my moms debt. Then i'd probably give some to cc, throw in some ads online saying "OBEY" with a strawberry next to it so we can get popular again. Then id invest some of it. Finish a degree. And snort coke of some hookers while they do lines off my cock.
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: PolyhedronClock on June 17, 2013, 04:54:46 PM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on June 17, 2013, 04:54:46 PM
I'd invest it in the booming butt industry.
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: PolyhedronClock on June 17, 2013, 04:55:01 PM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on June 17, 2013, 04:55:01 PM
:slurpeebutt:
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: RobClock on June 17, 2013, 05:03:59 PM
Post by: RobClock on June 17, 2013, 05:03:59 PM
Honestly, I'd probably just find myself a modest place to live and spend the rest of my life in a state of semi-retirement. Probably donate some of it to Newgrounds and The Clock Crew, help fund some stuff on Kickstarter. I'd really like to visit Britain at some point in my life, so there's something.
this of course assuming I don't just blow it all on stupid shit like DVDs and trading card games.
this of course assuming I don't just blow it all on stupid shit like DVDs and trading card games.
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: NintendoClock on June 17, 2013, 05:07:45 PM
Post by: NintendoClock on June 17, 2013, 05:07:45 PM
See avatar
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: buttplug on June 17, 2013, 05:31:30 PM
Post by: buttplug on June 17, 2013, 05:31:30 PM
Quote from: CupClock;1951326Sing "I got a dollah" from the little rascals a million times.
I love you know, just thought you should know
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: AbbaZabaClock on June 17, 2013, 05:38:41 PM
Post by: AbbaZabaClock on June 17, 2013, 05:38:41 PM
Quote from: NintendoClock;1951346See avatar
So you'd use the million to become THE Horny indian call center guy with a permanent erection?
:saywhat:
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: VCRClock on June 17, 2013, 05:44:41 PM
Post by: VCRClock on June 17, 2013, 05:44:41 PM
999,999 $1 scratch-off tickets and a charleston chew
any winnings would be spent on further scratch-off tickets
any winnings would be spent on further scratch-off tickets
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: NintendoClock on June 17, 2013, 07:01:55 PM
Post by: NintendoClock on June 17, 2013, 07:01:55 PM
Quote from: AbbaZabaClock;1951352So you'd use the million to become THE Horny indian call center guy with a permanent erection?
:saywhat:
duh
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: TropicanaClock on June 18, 2013, 11:19:13 AM
Post by: TropicanaClock on June 18, 2013, 11:19:13 AM
Free basing with free masons
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 19, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 19, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1951345Honestly, I'd probably just find myself a modest place to live and spend the rest of my life in a state of semi-retirement. Probably donate some of it to Newgrounds and The Clock Crew, help fund some stuff on Kickstarter. I'd really like to visit Britain at some point in my life, so there's something.the best idea here. minus the kickstarter part, but ok.
this of course assuming I don't just blow it all on stupid shit like DVDs and trading card games.
semi-retirement is epic, and i would follow the same way.
Quote from: AbbaZabaClock;1951341I'd clear all my debt, and my moms debt. Then i'd probably give some to cc, throw in some ads online saying "OBEY" with a strawberry next to it so we can get popular again. Then id invest some of it. Finish a degree. And snort coke of some hookers while they do lines off my cock.this man is a saint. minus the cocaine/hookers part.
PS. dont spend your money on CC, we're a bad investment, UNLESS....you
Quote from: PatriotClock;1951332I'd buy the clock crew aka the Jeff crew...do this.
Quote from: pop-tart;1951329I'd buy the internet.that's also good.
and more effective.
i would:
-buy a good house
-put them in the bank, and i would chill forever, living in a semi-retirement state.
-buy a few swords
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: AstronautClock on June 19, 2013, 07:35:59 PM
Post by: AstronautClock on June 19, 2013, 07:35:59 PM
prob buy a house with awesome furniture that people will love me for and have parties all the time
Title: what you do with a million dollars?
Post by: RobClock on June 19, 2013, 07:42:49 PM
Post by: RobClock on June 19, 2013, 07:42:49 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1951583prob buy a house with awesome furniture that people will love me for and have parties all the time
