"Hi. I think you're very attractive and I would like to have sex with you.
I mean, I am looking for love on here, but in the meantime I would really like to meet you, undress you and shag you as long and as often as you wanted. (Assuming you did want of course!)
I'm 39, I live just outside Salisbury in the New Forest. Please check out my profile and get in touch if you'd like to chat and/or fuck."
Later...
"I'm really sorry. That last message was a bit forward. I hope I didn't cause offence."
That was you? My bad..
welcome to the female online dating experience
I mean, if thats what you like to do with your time.
Pretend to be a girl on the internet.
I made a fake female profile on Myspace.. but I was like 14 years old..
14 years old at the time.
I didn't make a 14 yr old girl profile like yesterday or something. Really. I'm not lying. For truth.
thats the work of an evil genius.
good work, sinister.
show us results
Seriously though, all men are pigs.
That's why we love 'em!
GET PORKED
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954267Seriously though, all men are pigs.
do something like pirate did with heavy_metal
Quoteshag you
sounds like a grade A gentleman.
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954267Seriously though, all men are pigs.
that's a lie! OINK
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954267Seriously though, all men are pigs.
do you have a new found respect for women now that you've been objectified and sexually harrassed? are you post-tootsie dustin hoffman?
I don't know what a tootsie dustin hoffman is so yes I guess.
ask them to send pics
Quote from: Slurpee;1954411http://www.upworthy.com/dustin-hoffman-breaks-down-crying-explaining-something-that-every-woman-sadly-already-experienced-3?c=gt1
He seems like a cool dude. I have the faintest connection with that from that one time I dressed as Dr Frank N Furter except I was totally beautiful and everyone loved me.
Honestly, I've been trying to get into feminism and gender/racial/sexuality/orientation equality in general, but god damn is it depressing.
when I started my job some of my female coworkers had to take the garbage out after dark and asked me to walk them out
and I was like ???? okay?.
and when we were outside one of them was like do you see that white van?
and im like yeah
and she's like they sit in that van, and just -watch- the female clerks. we don't know what they want.
and I was like D:
D:
D:
Someone say my name?
Quote from: FloppydiskClock;1954414In all seriousness it sounds like you are a closet homosexual.
what are you 12
yeah, that's homos for ya: suck a dick in the morning, pretend to be a female and make fun of sexual advances from creepy straight guys in the evening.
so gay, all this publicly confronting the difficulties faced by modern females. second on the homosexual agenda, right after "fuck other men"
so much to do with loving other men I could scarcely begin naming the number of ways the two are linked
such as:
1) ??????,
and
2) im dumb as a brick of shit
"I think that I'm romantically attracted to other men, but I'm not ready to share that part of my identity with a harsh and judgmental world. I know! I'll pretend to be female so I can get messages from creepy molestors, which I will then share publicly, because????????????"
I can't believe you actually tried to expound on that embarrassing display of ignorance
first of all if you want to find a dude jerking off on the internet you pretty much just have to log on to any webcam site on the internet.
second, cool made up fairy tale fantasy you imagined about the sexual proclivities of people you know absolutely goddamn nothing about. no just kidding it's dumb and awful and everybody understood what this thread was actually about implicitly before you showed up with your awful goddamn opinion to ruin it.
third, gay dating sites and especially gay hook up sites are full of the faceless torsos of closeted men looking to have anonymous sex with other men to the point where it's a nuisance for those of us who are out of the closet, because, fourth, there is no reason for a man who identifies as a man and is interested in other men to pretend to be a woman, because there are other men who are interested in other men out there and they've been finding ways to meet to fuck in secret since before any currently living person on earth had been born yet without anybody pretending to be a woman
it sounds less like sinister was taking part in the paranoid idiotic scenario that you completely made up in your head and more like you have some seriously wild misunderstandings about human sexuality in general and what it's like to be a closeted homosexual in particular. but please, do go on about how being in the closet predisposes a homosexual male to deceiving straight men for sexual ends. I crave your expertise on why this thread can only be the act of a lying pervert
you fucking dolt.
If I could take things that seriously I'd probably have a job right now
I work for a social network site, trust me when I say that that's nothing compared to what I've seen. The guys stalk girls with the utmost thirst and then gay guys do the same to them. It's actually ironic I see straight guys report gay guys for offering clandestine blowjobs and then check the message log and they do very similar things to the women. Everyone disgusts me.
slurpee you are a wordsmith of the highest order
Quote from: FloppydiskClock;1954433I think Sinister is a closet homosexual, and I mean that in a genuine non-hurtful way.
deal with it you butt hurt man
Well you are entitled to your dumb opinions.
Floppy, I think they know about our lesbian profiles that hooked up on eHarmony
Quote from: PatriotClock;1954431I work for a social network site
is it friendster
it's friendster isn't it
Sdoesnt sinister cross dress or something?
Quote from: PatriotClock;1954439Sdoesnt sinister cross dress or something?
I'm pretty sure he made a thread about that once
Quote from: AstronautClock;1954440I'm pretty sure he made a thread about that once
That's what I thought. To be fair that's pretty gay
That was for my Frank N Furter costume and also to encourage me to lose weight, which has been working by the way, sort of.
Quote from: VCRClock;1954438is it friendster
it's friendster isn't it
No he bought myspace from Rupert Murdoch for 13 dollars and a half a reuben sandwich.
Quote from: FloppydiskClock;1954443Stop being mean to Sinister guys. Cross dressing and pretending to be a female online is no way related to him being a closet homosexual.
My sexuality really has no relevance either way. You just brought it up because you wanted to be super hilarious original man #4006 to make the "ur gay lol" joke.
Tbh I thought Floppy was also gay
If you think someone named Floppy could make it as a gay, you've got a lot to learn
Didn't floppydisk make a youtube video of him rubbing a vibrator on a drawing of triangle?
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1954453Didn't floppydisk make a youtube video of him rubbing a vibrator on a drawing of triangle?
I think so. So you can see why I'd assume that
floppy is definitely gay for owning a vibrator
Quote from: Slurpee;1954425serious business.
lol. Relax.
Quote from: NintendoClock;1954471lol. Relax.
Casual use of gay jokes generally annoy me. You're basically saying an entire orientation is bad and an insult.
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954475Casual use of gay jokes generally annoy me. You're basically saying an entire orientation is bad and an insult.
lol. relax.
Quote from: NintendoClock;1954471lol. Relax.
I was
justifiably petulant that the level of discourse has been lowered by the actions of one shitty poster okay
and I think the course this thread took retroactively justifies my prescient reaction
the conversation went from "I had a firsthand look at the socially reprehensible bullshit women have to put up with" to "'lol u gay' 'naw u gay'" in less than a page, even in spite of my immediate and really cool and handsome rebuke the moment the tangent was introduced
maybe I don't actually need to relax maybe what actually would help the situation would be for everybody else to stop tolerating the derailment of potentially meritorious discussions
maybe if somebody can't justify their opinion under scrutiny they should shut the fuck up and let the conversation continue instead of hanging around like a fucking bridge troll desperately trying to make sure they still get out of this llooking cool
maybe there are standards of decorum even in our dumb comedy cartoon forum and it's actually good that I don't want us to get dragged down to the level of middle school lunch table discussion maybe I'm the best person in here maybe get on my level
I feel the need to tell you that you are pretty cool and intelligent, Slurpee. Although it's entirely possible that my observations of you have been heightened from a contrast with others.
Quote from: PatriotClock;1954431I work for a social network site, trust me when I say that that's nothing compared to what I've seen. The guys stalk girls with the utmost thirst and then gay guys do the same to them. It's actually ironic I see straight guys report gay guys for offering clandestine blowjobs and then check the message log and they do very similar things to the women. Everyone disgusts me.
really? where you work? at facebook?
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1954444No he bought myspace from Rupert Murdoch for 13 dollars and a half a reuben sandwich.
hahahaha this made me laugh so much!
why so much drama
slurpee for admin
better gay than black amirite damn niggers
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shadowandact.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fgfosc1.jpg&hash=7b436e79508f53a985683f7de8a03bdef20f2887)
I pretty much have that movie memorized from when GNAA was microscopically relevant
They actually have their own wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America)page what the hell
Nice link. I just liked to read the press releases (most of which are gone now, boo) and might've crashed the school network once with a tool they used to have (and probably still do?) Luckily the IT guy thought it was funny and I didn't get in any trouble
haha forum word filter changed your link
i miss the horse thief era
i see, but why is it forbidden to say norwegian?
i dont get it.
ps. stop the gay-fights guys, dont do drama
Norwegga, you best be joking.
Quote from: Slurpee;1954418so gay, all this publicly confronting the difficulties faced by modern females. second on the homosexual agenda, right after "fuck other men"
i dont get why not?? i mean im totally on board with gender equality and whatever, but bangin women absolutely takes priority over that.
Quote from: Slurpee;1954425third, gay dating sites and especially gay hook up sites are full of the faceless torsos of closeted men looking to have anonymous sex with other men to the point where it's a nuisance for those of us who are out of the closet, because, fourth, there is no reason for a man who identifies as a man and is interested in other men to pretend to be a woman, because there are other men who are interested in other men out there and they've been finding ways to meet to fuck in secret since before any currently living person on earth had been born yet without anybody pretending to be a woman
you fucking dolt.
ermm, i now read it all, and it is painful to read.
but slurpee, despite floppydisk being rash, slightly rude, and perhaps jumping too fast on conclusions, it's just a silly comment, you shouldnt get angry over that. the best way should be to ignore it, instead of being angry.
also, on the third part: in my humble opinion, i think that there IS, a small number of people, who pretend to be women and also desire men, they are the tranvestites/transexuals, and there is nothing wrong with that.
so, in short, whoever goes at a date and pretends to be a woman, and desires male company, is, technically a tranvestite.
(again, nothing wrong with that, just telling about that group)
but on the bottom side, slurpee, floppydisk's opinions, no matter how stupid or right they might be, they are just WORDS.
so, take my advice and relax. also:
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1954428If I could take things that seriously I'd probably have a job right now
/thread
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1954613/thread
The thread was about the profile, not the gayjoke criticism. I actually do want to hear more of the creepy gold Sinister dug up.
For... reasons.
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1954613ermm, i know read it all, and it is painful to read.
but slurpee, despite floppydisk being rash, slightly rude, and perhaps jumping too fast on conclusions, it's just a silly comment, you shouldnt get angry over that. the best way should be to ignore it, instead of being angry.
I'm tired so I'll just address this part of your post. Ignoring it makes sense on something like youtube comments where nothing you could say could possible stop that kind of message from being posted, simply due to the huge scale of it. In a tighter, closer community, like this, you can actually change what is being discussed by voicing your opinion, people may or may not change their ways, but it adds to the overall discussion. Letting ignorant or otherwise unhelpful posts slides means that no-one knows that anyone else disagrees with that post, and they may not say anything out of fear that they are the odd ones out, or whatever.
Basically what I'm saying, is that every community which wants to have funny, or serious discussion, should do it's best to self moderate, lest it devolve into a big sphere of rotting meat* where the only contributions are hate/ignorant filled non-sequiturs.
*I just finished playing The Walking Dead DLC and I have zombies on the brain. Ha, brain.
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1954618The thread was about the profile, not the gayjoke criticism. I actually do want to hear more of the creepy gold Sinister dug up.
For... reasons.
i see.
say, sinister, did other guys left messages to your (fake) profile?
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954620I'm tired so I'll just address this part of your post. Ignoring it makes sense on something like youtube comments where nothing you could say could possible stop that kind of message from being posted, simply due to the huge scale of it. In a tighter, closer community, like this, you can actually change what is being discussed by voicing your opinion, people may or may not change their ways, but it adds to the overall discussion. Letting ignorant or otherwise unhelpful posts slides means that no-one knows that anyone else disagrees with that post, and they may not say anything out of fear that they are the odd ones out, or whatever.
Basically what I'm saying, is that every community which wants to have funny, or serious discussion, should do it's best to self moderate, lest it devolve into a big sphere of rotting meat* where the only contributions are hate/ignorant filled non-sequiturs.
*I just finished playing The Walking Dead DLC and I have zombies on the brain. Ha, brain.
i understand, and i agree with you. it's just that it's sad to see good people like slurpee getting super-angry.
you know? i generally want people to be happy, and creative, and not to fall on such hard and hatefull fights.
I accidentally deleted most of them in a fit of super anger 2*
Here's a recent one:
QuoteHi
I have a female friend that likes to eat pussy. She is a kept woman of a very rich married man. He keeps track of her and keeps her on a short leash 24/7.
He has agreed to let her find a woman to eat. He will watch and you will receive 200.
I am not into women or I would do it.
If interested get back with me with a phone number and she will call you.
Bonus: I also found my dad's friend on a site saying he specifically wants to cheat on his wife and he has naked pictures.
* the level above super anger 1
Someone starting with "in all seriousness" was degenerating into a sphere of rotten flesh, but Slurpee actually attacking them with multiple posts having a conversation with himself was noble because he was standing up for the precious little snowflakes.
Though I admit I'm the worst possible person to comment on the subject since I was stupid enough to think you were just expecting to get these responses and didn't realize you were genuinely angry at them. There are the less common stories of women dressing up like men and being surprised at the parallels men have to put up with, but yeah... It's the standard tale for women/men pretending to be women. I do make it a point to not be like that to women, which is especially easy since women never want to have anything to do with me.
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1954634Someone starting with "in all seriousness" was degenerating into a sphere of rotten flesh, but Slurpee actually attacking them with multiple posts having a conversation with himself was noble because he was standing up for the precious little snowflakes.
you're obfuscating the nature of the matter
I'll be the first to admit my reaction wasn't exactly classy
it doesn't matter; I was right
We found out you were right later, your first instinct was that he was being insulted, because obviously that's what being called gay is
addon edit: The point I was making there wasn't that the guy standing up for LGBT was hating on it, it was just watch what you call degenerating into shitstorms or ignorance/hating. Accusing someone of hate amidst actual rage is hardly a special occasion on this topic
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1954638We found out you were right later, your first instinct was that he was being insulted, because obviously that's what being called gay is
wrong I didn't think that or say that
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1954638Doubletalk
e: gibberish
Wow, that didn't even make any sense. I think I remember what I was trying to say, but anyway, last night was weird for me. Sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I am serving penitence for that with a really bad headache and I'm pretty sure I'm going to barf
but I got some after internetting so drinking isn't all bad
I mean it was pretty darn obvious that Floppydisk was purposely using the accusation of the gay to antagonize and trying to be funny.
Quote from: FloppydiskClock;1954669No I genuinely think you are gay. There is nothing funny or classy about gay jokes.
Patriot said he thought I was gay and I did not get angry or upset because we both have genuine reasons to have those opinions.
In short: Grow up
You just repeated "ur gay" like ten times every time someone called you out on your shit. Congratulations, you destroyed this thread with your childish behaviour.
tldr
everyone is gay