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FUCK YOU
My cat just pissed on the living room floor and i cleaned his fucking catbox this morning, that stupid fat bastard.
BONES TO PICK WITH ABSINTHECLOCKlast updated 7/24/13 3:00 PM
- borrowed $1000 to go to the laundromat and never paid me back
- got spaghetti sauce inside my favorite wreckx-n-effect tape
- would not stop talking during "despicable me 2" a movie I was TRYING to TAKE SERIOUSLY
- sat in bus seat designated for use by disabled persons and the elderly
- does not put silverware in appropriate compartments when loading dishwasher
- attempted to return my tv to best buy while i was watching it
- used my ebay account to send salacious messages to elvis memorabilia dealers
- caused my former pizza place of choice (dom's) to refuse service to me because of an incident in which I had no part and the details of which I have not been told
YOU FUCKING CHANGE MY INFO NOW ABSINTHECOCK
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I want to give the Clock Crew my money but i dont have and cant be assed to hook up a paypal account for donations, there's no t-shirts i can buy that the money actually goes to our donation pool, and lulu pulled stopAllSounds(); from the internet-shelves.
Let me love you, damn it!
fucking [SIZE=100]WOP[/SIZE]
I just wish [yourname][/yourname] would leave the Clock Crew forever.
Quote from: StrawberryClock;1955848I just wish [yourname][/yourname] would leave the Clock Crew forever.
Thought you meant it until the your name trick came.
PEOPLE FINISH YOUR DAMN WE ARE THE WORLD PARTS OR I SWEAR TO GODCLOCK YOU WILL SPEND CLOCK DAY IN THE GRINDER YOU FUCKS I'M A NIGGA WITH AUTHORITY WHAT DO YOU BITCHES HAVE DEATH WISHES OR SOME SHIT DAYUM
ALSO I'VE BEEN SEEING THIS GIRL SINCE MARCH AND SHE HAS GONE DOWN ON ME EXACTLY ONCE WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS NO FOREPLAY SHIT THEN SHE WANTS TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M SOME KINDA FAILURE WHEN IT TAKES ME A CPL MINUTES TO GET MY DICK UP AND RUNNING HELLO BITCH WTF
Quote from: PezClock;1955840YOU FUCKING CHANGE MY INFO NOW ABSINTHECOCK
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There I changed your info. You're welcome.
I hate people who don't use their blinkers and people who don't pull into the intersection when they turn and trap my ass behind them until the light goes red. Also small dunkin donuts cups. It's like they want to hurt you for not spending enough money.
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1955900I hate people who don't use their blinkers and people who don't pull into the intersection when they turn and trap my ass behind them until the light goes red. Also small dunkin donuts cups. It's like they want to hurt you for not spending enough money.
I hate when one lane MUST merge, and I get over, and no one else does, and I end up merging back into the lanie that was suposed to merge first
Quote from: StrawberryClock;1955848I just wish [yourname][/yourname] would leave the Clock Crew forever.
Interesting.
Quote from: StrawberryClock;1955848I just wish [yourname][/yourname] would leave the Clock Crew forever.
That reminds me, I made him a
Valentine's card
there are like 3 posts a week on the forum and none of them are funny
im so much better looking than the rest of you
;)
a someone who's always been a useless piece of shit I'm ok with the CC
um make Thor admin thats about all
do it do it
Quote from: clamclock;1955916there are like 3 posts a week on the forum and none of them are funny
and they're all by you
ooooooo
(just kidding, they're by me. this post is included.)
i ordered scrambled eggs and they gave me hard boiled
son of a bitch
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1955901I hate when one lane MUST merge, and I get over, and no one else does, and I end up merging back into the lanie that was suposed to merge first
You're supposed to merge like a zipper. Adequate spacing makes it goes quite smoothly. Fucking gap-closers though. People who think it's cutting them off if they don't want you to be in front of them, regardless of how fast you or traffic is going. Those assholes on the highway who try to block you when they see your blinker instead of getting the fuck out of the way. I hate all of those people and I hope they die in a different car crash. I have learned, though, that they won't actually hit your car, so you can pretty much just take the space and they'll be all futile anger.
When you're at work and you're all "Mmmm, egg mcmuffin! Who's got an egg mcmuffin?", and then the jerk you work with is all "Hahaaaa", and you're like "What? What's so funny?" and he's like "That's the inside of my ass. You're smelling my poo particles"
So... yeah. I hate it when someone farts and you really enjoy it.
Quote from: CabbageClock;1955945When you're at work and you're all "Mmmm, egg mcmuffin! Who's got an egg mcmuffin?", and then the jerk you work with is all "Hahaaaa", and you're like "What? What's so funny?" and he's like "That's the inside of my ass. You're smelling my poo particles"
So... yeah. I hate it when someone farts and you really enjoy it.
with the finite volume of air and water particles, and the large number of people/animals that have existed on this earth, every single breath you take and every single drop of water you drink has passed through someone's butthole or peehole. its impossible to avoid.
No one posts in this forum anymore.
And my trophies are gone
Quote from: BoulderClock;1956247No one posts in this forum anymore.
And my trophies are gone
i still post.
or am i a figment of your imagination?
yes. the answer is yes.
the floor creaks, the roof leaks, there's a man eating clam in the back yard
I'm camping for a week with no internet access so I biked up to a McDonalds 20 minutes away from me to leech off their internet connection. Now I'm just loitering around the outside of the building and I feel greasy as fuck.
I have heartburn.
Fucking annoying as.
ASS
FUCK ASS, ASS ASS ASS
FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
I'm mad because I got unbanned.
Quote from: ElementsClock;1956287I'm mad because I got unbanned.
do a flip
Quote from: BoulderClock;1956247No one posts in this forum anymore.
And my trophies are gone
I post at least daily yo, ya'll mad slackin
Too many fucking stickies.
my neck hurts
I'm tired but I am also hungry. I wont sleep yet I tried to cut it off but I dont want to sleep in my food now I am posting here help
I don't wanna go to work today
or ever again
I got cowboy bebop on DVD here I just wanna watch that for a bit and have some tea and BLT sandwiches
Quote from: EvilBeanClock;1956667my neck hurts
My neck hurts
so much right now, goddamn.
my beard won't grow right.
One of the speakers on my TV is broken and the other doesn't seem too far behind it. I use this TV both as my computer monitor/speakers and for my consoles, damnit.
fuckin thing sucks
I still got two weeks left on my current job, and I won't do anything useful anymore. I even come to clockcrew bbs to post because I just sit here behind my desk doing squat.
Quote from: clamclock;1956152with the finite volume of air and water particles, and the large number of people/animals that have existed on this earth, every single breath you take and every single drop of water you drink has passed through someone's butthole or peehole. its impossible to avoid.
-best trolling attack of the decade.
+4500 points in trolling.
Quote from: BoulderClock;1956247No one posts in this forum anymore.
And my trophies are gone
I STILL POST HERE
Quote from: EnglishClock;1956253i still post.
or am i a figment of your imagination?
yes. the answer is yes.
no, I AM a figment of your imagination. like colin firth
Quote from: NintendoClock;1956255the floor creaks, the roof leaks, there's a man eating clam in the back yard
and...there goes clam-clock.
since when is telling the truth, trolling?
Quote from: AstronautClock;1956851since when is telling the truth, trolling?
because truth hurts, and try to drink water or to breath with his words on mind.
i call that a truthful, and successfull trolling. (by using true facts)
epic!