Make confessions about your life as a clock, or otherwise.
I've accidentally voted four on flash movies but told the creators in their thread I voted five.
I have an alt that no one would believe. They're still a regular poster, too.
my confession is ur gay
I don't know how the slurpee butt thing got started but the truth is I actually do not even have a butt
I think the younger, dreadlockless Detsl looks suspiciously like Justin Beiber. Like, 2000-2001ish
i secretly hate everyone...actually that was never a secret
I ain't telling you shit. Clock Crew Illuminati for life!
I will never touch flash again.
I have occassionaly, might of, set up topics to troll someone. It's funny because they always take the bait.
I just want to be loved
i always five insulin pump's movies.
always.
-and orange-clocks.
I think ccbt is bad for the clock crew.
GET AT ME BITCHES
I've cheated on my diet twice so far.
So bb10 is Losperman?
Quote from: pattyI think ccbt is bad for the clock crew.
Clock cock and ball torture? I'd tend to agree.
sometimes I only visit this site using one hand.
because sometimes I end up not using the other one
I think clockcrew is a good starting point for learning animation but in the end it surpresses your creativity because you always base things on clocks and that gets old and is constricting, so everyone stops animating because its boring and not interesting
I think anyone who doesn't participate artistically to this community is inferior to those who do. I think anyone who used to make art but have since "grown too mature" for it are full of shit.. especially if they watch anime and play Playstation.
Quote from: pop-tart;1963266I think anyone who doesn't participate artistically to this community is inferior to those who do. I think anyone who used to make art but have since "grown too mature" for it are full of shit.. especially if they watch anime and play Playstation.
smugtart
Quote from: IronClock;1963273I have a crush on someone in the cc
pez is too young for you bro
Quote from: WrenchClock;1963270smugtart
I agree and I know it's lame but meh.
On the flip side, I constantly feel like my opinions mean less (because I've been here under 4 yrs) so I often keep them to myself.
Quote from: pop-tart;1963278I agree and I know it's lame but meh.
On the flip side, I constantly feel like my opinions mean less (because I've been here under 4 yrs) so I often keep them to myself.
you might have been here for less than 4 years, but you have completed more things than some ''elder'' clocks did.
soo.... you're the best, man!
you've got my support/backup/assistance!
your opinion matters, man!
ps. for those who will bad-mouth me, im a clock for 6 years, HAHAHAHAHAHA
but yeah, i am.
i don't defecate, i just lay eggs instead
selena gomez
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1963288you might have been here for less than 4 years, but you have completed more things than some ''elder'' clocks did.
soo.... you're the best, man!
you've got my support/backup/assistance!
your opinion matters, man!
ps. for those who will bad-mouth me, im a clock for 6 years, HAHAHAHAHAHA
but yeah, i am.
Right back atcha, I've been here for 8 years but all I ever do is sit around pretending I make anything.
I'm a Clock in name only.
Quote from: EnglishClock;1963297i don't defecate, i just lay eggs instead
yoshi.jpg
I haven't made a flash in at least 3 years, every flash that is on my profile from that period is a co-authorship.
I don't even have flash installed on my new laptop from 2012.
Quote from: BoltClock;1963300Right back atcha, I've been here for 8 years but all I ever do is sit around pretending I make anything.
I'm a Clock in name only.
Horse shit. You're a superstar.
Quote from: pop-tart;1963278I agree and I know it's lame but meh.
On the flip side, I constantly feel like my opinions mean less (because I've been here under 4 yrs) so I often keep them to myself.
The CC at this point is way less about being an animation group than it is about old friends staying in touch.
There's only about 10 flash cartoons I've made that I don't completely regret. 4 of them I made this year.
I always wish I could've had the conviction to be a Quality > Quantity content creator, but my poor attention span and general lack of creativity usually lead to me getting bored immediately after i start working on something.
I hate that i use 'RobClock' as a username, and that I can't think of anything that I'd rather be. I've been drawing the same stupid caricature of my face now for as long as I can remember- and at this point my output is a fraction of what it used to be so to reestablish myself a new clockname doesn't even seem worth it.
I'm sorry i joined when i was 12 years old and acted like such a stupid fucking 12 year old.
when i made abbazaba his trophy, i had the components sitting in my room starting about 3 days after i said i would get it to him. I had tried using this Citadel 'super glue' I had gotten from a friend who plays warhammer and the stuff wouldn't hold the cup to the base, so i got frustrated and taped them together. I was too embarrassed to send that, so it sat in a box in the corner for way too long, at which point i didnt wanna ship it because it seemed like it would be a disappointing overly-delayed joke. I got reminded to ship it off again, and so I decided I should get it over with, and while i was looking for the brown paper you wrap parcels in to ship them, i found we had a glue-gun in the cupboard.
I get very anxious whenever I make a post that everyone will hate me.
Quote from: pop-tart;1963266I think anyone who doesn't participate artistically to this community is inferior to those who do. I think anyone who used to make art but have since "grown too mature" for it are full of shit.. especially if they watch anime and play Playstation.
I still make clockday flash :saywhat:
Quote from: pop-tart;1963266I think anyone who doesn't participate artistically to this community is inferior to those who do.
Pop tart why must you hurt me so
Quote from: BoltClock;1963300Right back atcha, I've been here for 8 years but all I ever do is sit around pretending I make anything.
I'm a Clock in name only.
FRANKLY MY SIR, YOUR MOVIES STATE OTHERWISE.
AND YOUR AWARDS.
YOU ARE A WORTHY PERSON AND ARTIST, AND SUPERIOR TO ME.
so, stop being mean to yourself. it's silly.
Quote from: PirateClock;1963317I don't even have flash installed on my new laptop from 2012.
NOW ITS A GOOD TIME TO START.
Quote from: RobClock;19633251.There's only about 10 flash cartoons I've made that I don't completely regret. 4 of them I made this year.
2.I hate that i use 'RobClock' as a username, and that I can't think of anything that I'd rather be. I've been drawing the same stupid caricature of my face now for as long as I can remember- and at this point my output is a fraction of what it used to be so to reestablish myself a new clockname doesn't even seem worth it.
I'm sorry i joined when i was 12 years old and acted like such a stupid fucking 12 year old.
I get very anxious whenever I make a post that everyone will hate me.
1. your movies are always good, and enjoyable. you just need more motivation.
2. rob clock is a good name. keep it. if you want a more special name to be identified with, be TARDIS CLOCK.
i LOVE that name.
3. noone will hate you, you're by far, one of the nicest and most artistic persons that i know. also, you look like steve buschemi, and i really like this actor, so thats an extra +1 cool point to you.
also, will you show me a photo of that abbazaba trophy?
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1963322The CC at this point is way less about being an animation group than it is about old friends staying in touch.
true. maybe we could try making more collabs and stuff?
maybe someone should revive an old collab? like ''pink floyd, dark side of the moon''? yes, im looking at you, vuvuzela!
I never post because I'm afraid it'll make me a loser like all of you
I used to take the CC and the internet way too seriously when I first joined
then again I was like 15 so I guess I had some leeway to be a moron
I never did much animation or anything but I know this place played a part in developing my sense of humor which I still have and enjoy today
Also being able to post here and talk with people got me through some rough times in my teens which was cool
Sometimes i want to make a clock flash but im a lazy bitch.
peanutbutter:
do a film about me!
/selfwhoring
i like the CC, it always had nice and enjoyable people to talk with, and it always had epic flash!
(really)
triangle clock had my illegitimate child
I had an old account on here from when I was a child, I don't know what happened to it, I think I went on a rampage to try and look like a big boy and somebody banned me and re-named me to "I Love Al Sharpton."
Edit: Found it. Holy shit I was a fag. I wish we never did that purge so I could go deeper and cry to myself some more.
Quote from: Clocktopus;1963648I had an old account on here from when I was a child, I don't know what happened to it, I think I went on a rampage to try and look like a big boy and somebody banned me and re-named me to "I Love Al Sharpton."
Edit: Found it. Holy shit I was a fag. I wish we never did that purge so I could go deeper and cry to myself some more.
Hey, do you remember starting a spinoff group forum as EggTimer, only to have it get hacked?
It was I that hacked you.
You accidentally typed your IRC password into the channel this one time. I logged into the forum's admin account with that password.
Also sorry about poking fun at PringlesClock in "fun stuff 702." I'm kind of a dick.
Quote from: VCRClock;1963649I'm kind of a dick.
you are what you eat OOOOOOOOH
my confession: I just want the poopy award. I actually love you, VCR
Quote from: VCRClock;1963649Hey, do you remember starting a spinoff group forum as EggTimer, only to have it get hacked?
It was I that hacked you.
You accidentally typed your IRC password into the channel this one time. I logged into the forum's admin account with that password.
Also sorry about poking fun at PringlesClock in "fun stuff 702." I'm kind of a dick.
Hahaha, yes of course, The Moon Squad, the most unoriginal thing I've ever done, I was Orange Moon, and I remember somebody joined here and started making flashes and got a lot of hate from you guys. I don't even care that you hacked me, thank you for that, the sooner I got rid of that the better. Every asshole on the internet eventually turned me into a better person, if that makes sense. I think after you hacked me I became hardened and starting hacking forums myself and fully transitioned into my internet tough guy phase.
Did I really type my password once? I didn't think I was dumb enough to do that. I shouldn't have even been allowed on IRC, I can't even imagine some of the stupid shit I've said on there.
I don't even know what "fun stuff 702" is so you're good, not that I would care what you said at this point, since it was probably accurate. I actually get embarrassed looking at my old posts, that's how bad they were.
This site really should have had an age limit.
I've visited this stupid site for over 10 years, and Newgrounds, every single day. For at least five minutes. Like I am now.
Quote from: cast;1963662I've visited this stupid site for over 10 years, and Newgrounds, every single day. For at least five minutes. Like I am now.
you should use those five minutes to post more
The Clock Crew turned me into a bitter shut-in and indirectly ruined my early teenage years
Quote from: cast;1963662I've visited this stupid site for over 10 years, and Newgrounds, every single day. For at least five minutes. Like I am now.
:owneyes:
Quote from: RobClock;1963325I'm sorry i joined when i was 12 years old and acted like such a stupid fucking 12 year old.
:this:
I made quite the fool out of myself when I first came at age 12, and everyone hated me. In spite, I joined a different flash crew and was generally accepted, but overall regret it. I made a couple good friends but I have always found this crew artistically superior and longed to be a part of it.
I was a silly kid.
I cry when other people eat meatball subs and I dont
Quote from: Losperman;1963677:owneyes:
This fag too.
i haven't drawn or illustrated anything in 2-3 years, even when i did i mostly just aped the style of anyone who i admired artistically. i never really released anything truly creative in my time here
Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1963812i haven't drawn or illustrated anything in 2-3 years, even when i did i mostly just aped the style of anyone who i admired artistically. i never really released anything truly creative in my time here
same
When I first joined the Clock Crew I wanted to set up an account on the Lock Legion and manipulate both sides into an internet war, but then I realized how lame that was. I was like 12.
Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1963812i haven't drawn or illustrated anything in 2-3 years, even when i did i mostly just aped the style of anyone who i admired artistically. i never really released anything truly creative in my time here
Uhhh....
Quote from: Slurpee;1963813same
I think you are pretty original in your movies
I'm bad at art and my flash is bad sry
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1963816When I first joined the Clock Crew I wanted to set up an account on the $500 steakhouse and manipulate both sides into an internet war
lmfao
Quote from: AstronautClock;1963821I think you are pretty original in your movies
I hide my influences.
I used to smoke weed and watch Nick Jr to get inspired. Now I'm clean which is why I haven't made any movies.
Nooooooo!
Quote from: pop-tart;1964576I used to smoke weed and watch Nick Jr to get inspired. Now I'm clean which is why I haven't made any movies.
This is fucking brilliant.
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1963816When I first joined the Clock Crew I wanted to set up an account on the $500 steakhouse and manipulate both sides into an internet war, but then I realized how lame that was. I was like 12.
Fuck you... I was fifteen when I infiltrated with similar plans. I was the original LemonLock, but I got bored after like five minutes and never returned.
Sometimes I type a reply to some thread only to close the window without clicking Submit because I dunno.
Sometimes I go to this website out of habit, click on New Posts, read two and a half thread titles and then close the window.
I was once kind to somebody.
Quote from: Clocktopus;1963652Hahaha, yes of course, The Moon Squad, the most unoriginal thing I've ever done, I was Orange Moon.
really?! i remember the moon squad! YOU was it's creator? it was a nice lil crew.
my friend pin-clock infiltrated in it, and destroyed it to the ground tho.
oh well.
how come you've created a sipinoff crew, hyundai?
Quote from: Deodorant;1963695In spite, I joined a different flash crew and was generally accepted.
really? what crew did you joined?
Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1963812i haven't drawn or illustrated anything in 2-3 years, even when i did i mostly just aped the style of anyone who i admired artistically. i never really released anything truly creative in my time here
you are good. no lies.
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1963816When I first joined the Clock Crew I wanted to set up an account on the l-0ck legion and manipulate both sides into an internet war, but then I realized how lame that was. I was like 12.
pffft... i did it on 2008.
i joined the LL, in order to kill the group from the inside, but it turned out they were already dead and lame, so i spammed the hell out of the LL, and i was a notorious member for a day or so.
Quote from: PatriotClock;1963833I'm bad at art and my flash is bad sry
no, your art is good, and i will collab with you, (but after the new year, because now im in christmass collabs, and in work stuff). you are a legend, patriot clock, i dont know if the crew would be as good without you.
Quote from: Slurpee;1963841I hide my influences.
hmmm... what are your influences, sir?
Quote from: pop-tart;1964576I used to smoke weed and watch Nick Jr to get inspired. Now I'm clean which is why I haven't made any movies.
dont smoke weed, it will burn out your brain, and you will not be able to talk or to do flash.
Quote from: GreyClock;1964581Fuck you... I was fifteen when I infiltrated with similar plans. I was the original LemonLock, but I got bored after like five minutes and never returned.
same here on the LL part.
Quote from: GreyClock;1964581Sometimes I go to this website out of habit, click on New Posts, read two and a half thread titles and then close the window.
well, that saddens me grey.
why do you feel like this? have you been bored by the clock crew?
are we at a stasis right now?
i really hope that you will return, because i really loved your movies, and i think that your character and movies are what made this crew great! (well, for me, at least)
Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1963812i haven't drawn or illustrated anything in 2-3 years, even when i did i mostly just aped the style of anyone who i admired artistically. i never really released anything truly creative in my time here
"Truly creative" is a bullshit term. We stand on the shoulders of giants.
i cant think of anything
I ate too much :(
you mean ''ate a bit more then usual'' much, or ''thanksgiving dinner'' much?
also unrelated question but how tall are you, zeffy?
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1965175you mean ''ate a bit more then usual'' much, or ''thanksgiving dinner'' much?
also unrelated question but how tall are you, zeffy?
Pronably taller than u
Quote from: Zeffy;1965280Pronably taller than u
I bet bb10 is 6'8" he will fucken deck u
I still lurk on the CC forums, even though I never post anymore...
Wait...
Quote from: Zeffy;1965280Pronably taller than u
Quote from: AstronautClock;1965299I bet bb10 is 6'8" he will fucken deck u
i am much taller than zeffy, i am 1.80 meters, or in feet 5' 12''.
almost 2 meters tall!
also welcome bck chesire
Hey BBall10C
I will do almost anything to make people like me.
except hand jobs. I have to know we are friends before i touch your dick.
chalk, are you the crocodile dundee?
-based on your current avatar-
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1965831chalk, are you the crocodile dundee?
-based on your current avatar-
I think so. you would have to ask Rob. <3
Here's some real talk:
I stopped having fun trolling people more than a few years ago. I only really ever continued doing it because I didn't want the community to die, and the drama that I stirred up seemed to be the only thing I could do to draw people back and spark activity.
Once that stopped working it was time to leave.
ok bye~
Quote from: clamclock;1966309Here's some real talk:
I stopped having fun trolling people more than a few years ago. I only really ever continued doing it because I didn't want the community to die, and the drama that I stirred up seemed to be the only thing I could do to draw people back and spark activity.
Once that stopped working it was time to leave.
ok bye~
This... is actually pretty cool.
Quote from: clamclock;1966309Here's some real talk:
I stopped having fun trolling people more than a few years ago. I only really ever continued doing it because I didn't want the community to die, and the drama that I stirred up seemed to be the only thing I could do to draw people back and spark activity.
Once that stopped working it was time to leave.
ok bye~
so, everything, from your horrible attitude to people, the drama threads/posts, up to your dark reign of 2009-2011, was a plan to ''save'' the clock crew and spark activity?
.....
yeah riiiiight. :/
things like this have indeed sparked activity in the past, but in our current state, that would only kill our already small userbase.
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966511kill our already small userbase.
:rolleyes:
you can not kill the clock crew
ALL YOUR DRAMA IS IRRELEVANT :omb:
IN THE EYE OF THE CRISES
YOUR STAFF IS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU FROM
I fucking hate this place.
Quote from: NintendoClock;1966517I fucking hate this place.
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2. Was it easy to navigate our website?
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I have a customer service complaint why didn't my clockburger come with clockfries this is a fucking outrage.
We're sorry. All customer service clocks are busy right now. Please stay on the line as your call is very fucking important to us. *Hold muzak*
I think 500 Days of Summer and 50 First Dates are the same movie
Quote from: Slurpee;1966512:rolleyes:
you can not kill the clock crew
gee, i hope so.
we should get more new members in.
recruitment event, anyone?
also, slurpee, is your avatar from gorrila's? it looks cool.
Quote from: pop-tart;1966515ALL YOUR DRAMA IS IRRELEVANT :omb:
IN THE EYE OF THE CRISES
YOUR STAFF IS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU FROM
BIG BROTHER LOVES YOU.
Quote from: NintendoClock;1966517I fucking hate this place.
if you are joking, haha, good one.
if you seriously hate this place, then joke's on you sir.
i'm looking at you with contempt and disbelief right now.
I AM. RIGHT-NOW.
There was this time when Frogbag pissed me off. Can't remember much about it.
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966511so, everything, from your horrible attitude to people, the drama threads/posts, up to your dark reign of 2009-2011, was a plan to ''save'' the clock crew and spark activity?
.....
yeah riiiiight. :/
things like this have indeed sparked activity in the past, but in our current state, that would only kill our already small userbase.
nothing was planned. if you think anything i ever did here was planned beyond "this seems like a good idea" and doing it immediately, you're giving me too much credit.
im not saying every single thing i ever did was done in the interest of sparking of activity, because there was definitely a lot of animosity between myself and other members. i am saying that none was done out of spite, anger, or maliciousness on my part. and for a time, it did work. the most activity this forum has seen in the last 7-8 years was the month after i was de-adminned. second most activity was probably the anime bans. thats including clock days and other events.
do i think we lost members because of the drama i caused? absolutely. do i think we retained members because of the drama i caused? youre god damn right.
i do disagree with your description of my term as head admin as being a "dark reign" when dwarf and myself modelled our entire approach to running the forum the way grapes did in 2002, while being considerably more relaxed in our ban philosophy. the way we were raised as clocks, the way we were mentored and taught through embarrassment by senior clocks, it was a completely different culture. one that we tried to reinstate. bring back the 2002 attitude, bring back the 2002 community. that was our goal. obviously we weren't successful, but i still stand by our approach and our attempt to rebuild the culture that gave us the best years, the best movies, and the best people. whether you want to believe it or not, i spent 11 years of my life in this community, and i cared about it. i really did. i dont think anyone can be a part of something for 11 years and not care about it. whether you want to believe it or not, i always did what i thought was right for the community.
concerning your final comment, yes. thats why i left. it wasn't working anymore. i couldnt contribute to the community the way i thought i needed to anymore. it was 11 years of my life, a lot of good and bad, but a lot of memorable moments nonetheless.
i do feel like i need to add one final note: since im sure some of you are thinking "that clamclock is up to something", there is no ulterior motive to this post. im not trying to come back, or win trust, or anything else. this is essentially a final statement to a huge part of my life thats now over. i would like to leave knowing that my actions are understood, and hopefully that my legacy isnt "that one asshole" but i know that having accepted my role long ago, and making the choices i did to create the culture that i thought the community needed to have, it may not be possible.
and thats about it. i may stop in from time to time in the future, and if anyone wants to get in contact with me, irc is your best bet.
ok cya~
remmeber Jason Voorhees they said was dead but he just kept comin back
im not reading that fuckin ribspost jesus christ clam
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1967307im not reading that fuckin ribspost jesus christ clam
I read it
clam clock is like Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3
Quote from: Slurpee;1967309I read it
clam clock is like Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3
what the hell are you talking about. Clam is definitely Louis XVI
Quote from: Slurpee;1967309I read it
clam clock is like Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3
That... actually seems pretty apt.
For being one of the biggest clock fights initially, I actually felt like I got along pretty well with tri by the time he came into power.
you were a good admin clam but the clockcrew wasnt
I'm shocked that no ones confessed that they're jealous they're not in Ivy League brotherhood
Quote from: IronClock;1967343This is like someone being jealous they don't take the short bus to school
Ok, now I have to know what it is. Who's in it?
Quote from: Losperman;1967345Ok, now I have to know what it is. Who's in it?
Ivy League Brotherhood is one of secret clock societies seeking to pull the strings on how the CC is run, including testing might, and bringing about the end of anime as we know it. membership is suspected to include clam, patriot, snapple, dmitry medvedev, dwarfinator, and the 1976 Philadelphia flyers.
they are opposed by the Illanimati, who like anime,
who was it that coined the term ivy league brotherhood again?? i remember it was someone who was super pissed at clam/dwarf staff reign
i wanna say nintendo....
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1967352who was it that coined the term ivy league brotherhood again?? i remember it was someone who was super pissed at clam/dwarf staff reign
i wanna say nintendo....
tequilla was raging on his twitter iirc
yes it was tequila hahaha
It was mostly my fault. I was trying to show them how mad he had gotten over the whole affair, and I honestly should have known better. I believe Ankh was banned for a week, Tequila for two, and I for three. I remember I was chastised for being too cool about the whole thing I think?
Quote from: Slurpee;1967351they are opposed by the Illanimati, who like anime,
Now we wage our war against the MiracleFruit, may his seeds lay ever fallow.
now the question is, who are the illaminati?
also great post losperman, you rock! lolz it was funny
double post delete this
what is the aluminade
Quote from: screwclock;1970487what is the aluminade
the illaminati.
they are fanatic hentai cartoon-watchers and mystic wizards.
they will silence anyone who opposes them.
like slurpee clock.
Quote from: Losperman;1967353



They've gotten to him. Slurpee has been forcibly silenced.
RIP Slurpee
a hero.
My alt is actually BilliardBall10.
I deleted everything.
To be fair though, it was a massive conspiracy.
Quote from: ElementsClock;1970798My alt is actually BilliardBall10.
Lies. Are you taking your funny pills again, man?
Quote from: PintClock;1970881I deleted everything.
To be fair though, it was a massive conspiracy.
It was the illaminati! I was correct yet again! Slurpeeââ,¬â,,¢s struggle will not be forgotten.
i shit myself.
I haven't frequented the CC on a steady basis in a long time but it always makes me happy knowing there still is a CC.