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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: patriotclock on January 28, 2014, 02:34:58 PM

Title: Question for Black People
Post by: patriotclock on January 28, 2014, 02:34:58 PM
I have a bunch of black people on my Facebook and almost all of them have some sort of nickname in their name. Instead of First Last it is First Nickname Last. Now it's not like Jeffrey "Jeff". It's weird stuff that I know no one calls them by just on my list off the top of my head I have Antoine "Status King", Mikey "Enigmatic", and Kevin "KJ21". What's the deal with this? I'm hoping a black person can fill me in because I just noticed this and now it's bugging me. I've also seen some of them sign Facebook posts with their nickname so that might be a thing too? Help plz
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AstronautClock on January 28, 2014, 02:48:49 PM
they have daddy issues
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: Slurpee on January 28, 2014, 02:50:16 PM
katrice loveyourself harmony courage commented on a post you liked
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: pop-tart on January 28, 2014, 03:01:15 PM
It's carried down from the days of slavery when African names were stripped from people of color and they were assigned names like Toby and Chicken George.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: pop-tart on January 28, 2014, 03:13:28 PM
Honestly tho, I couldn't tell you. Maybe they just miss the Myspace days when you could personalize your profile. Shit, even youtube is stripping ppl of the ability to just show ppl what you want them to see.
 
Nicknames are a hip-hop culture thing (do you know any rappers who go by their given names?) They actually borrowed it from gang culture (I don't know where he stays at officer, he goes by Rudeboy.) In my "troublemaker" years.. no one called me David. I was Colt to some, Washington to others (DC, get it?) Of course we were all posers. There weren't real gangs in the suburbs.

At this point it just needs to die. You know how we run avy memes into the ground and all collectively decide it's just not amusing after a while? No one has gotten the word out that you look like a damn fool when you put wannabe monikers in your name.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: RenegadeClock on January 28, 2014, 05:21:34 PM
You can just call me Renegade "23 days without pooping my pants" Clock.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: patriotclock on January 28, 2014, 05:40:03 PM
Quote from: pop-tart;1966863Honestly tho, I couldn't tell you. Maybe they just miss the Myspace days when you could personalize your profile. Shit, even youtube is stripping ppl of the ability to just show ppl what you want them to see.
 
Nicknames are a hip-hop culture thing (do you know any rappers who go by their given names?) They actually borrowed it from gang culture (I don't know where he stays at officer, he goes by Rudeboy.) In my "troublemaker" years.. no one called me David. I was Colt to some, Washington to others (DC, get it?) Of course we were all posers. There weren't real gangs in the suburbs.

At this point it just needs to die. You know how we run avy memes into the ground and all collectively decide it's just not amusing after a while? No one has gotten the word out that you look like a damn fool when you put wannabe monikers in your name.

Kanye West
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: pop-tart on January 28, 2014, 06:21:25 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1966870Kanye West

This man is also mentally ill
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: miracle fruit on January 28, 2014, 06:26:25 PM
why dont you just ask them jeff
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: patriotclock on January 28, 2014, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: pop-tart;1966874This man is also mentally ill

WAT

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1966877why dont you just ask them jeff

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Title: Question for Black People
Post by: pop-tart on January 28, 2014, 08:46:29 PM
Kanye is extremely talented but is a sociopath with the social grace of a used rubber.

I can only assume he has some rare form of autism.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: miracle fruit on January 28, 2014, 09:00:58 PM
kanye west is literally a big dumb baby
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: miracle fruit on January 28, 2014, 09:03:59 PM
exhibit a
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Title: Question for Black People
Post by: RobClock on January 28, 2014, 09:39:29 PM
"Shakespeare in the flesh."
"You ain't been doin' the education."
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: Lump Clock on January 28, 2014, 10:01:36 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1966888exhibit a
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Holy shit, this alone is comedy gold.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: Slurpee on January 29, 2014, 12:17:37 AM
I sense kanye is trying to communicate something extremely important but isn't capable of articulating it clearly, like a mad prophet. only instead of being mad, he suffers from the approximate communication skills of the collective insane clown posse.

he keeps making these powerful references that don't make any fucking sense, like Harriet Tubman and the French Revolution. he does that in his lyrics all the time as well. you can tell it had meaning in his head, but it arrives to his audience as a curious and passionate riddle. I think kanye would benefit greatly from taking a few years away from the limelight to study poetry and the classics. maybe a bit of history as well.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: NintendoClock on January 29, 2014, 12:52:24 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1966896I sense kanye is trying to communicate something extremely important but isn't capable of articulating it clearly, like a mad prophet. only instead of being mad, he suffers from the approximate communication skills of the collective insane clown posse.

he keeps making these powerful references that don't make any fucking sense, like Harriet Tubman and the French Revolution. he does that in his lyrics all the time as well. you can tell it had meaning in his head, but it arrives to his audience as a curious and passionate riddle. I think kanye would benefit greatly from taking a few years away from the limelight to study poetry and the classics. maybe a bit of history as well.

Basically this. I heard his radio rant a few days after it aired and initially thought to myself that he was indeed a big dumb baby. Then I tried giving him the BOTD and listened to what he had to say. I eventually got the point he was trying to make but he wasn't saying it in a way that would resonate with any audience. More than likely he was tired and due to his lashing out only seemed to further delude his own point.

Do I think the man has talent? Of course. But I also think he generally has a very poor attitude as well as poor judgement. He also seems to lack any sort of temperamental discipline that you would assume someone as successful as him would possess.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: miracle fruit on January 29, 2014, 01:13:00 AM
u know you've just said a bunch of nonsensical bullshit when nintendoclock agrees with you

anyways

exhibit b
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hes honestly just a baboon-brained idiot
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: buttplug on January 29, 2014, 01:37:02 AM
I'm convinced West doesn't actually have anything insightful to say.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: NintendoClock on January 29, 2014, 02:49:26 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1966898u know you've just said a bunch of nonsensical bullshit when nintendoclock agrees with you

And you wonder why our relationship never lasted/why you were always in the doghouse.

I gave you everything and you spit on it.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AstronautClock on January 29, 2014, 10:18:19 AM
these kanye west videos are fucking hilarious he is so I'm a edgy teen haha
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: RenegadeClock on January 29, 2014, 01:14:33 PM
Bitch, how you ain't a hobbit?
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: BilliardBall10 on January 29, 2014, 03:53:01 PM
i have to agree, kanye west is a silly big baby, that can't express himslef properly, and he goes on angry tantrums, until someone verbally kicks his ass.

i like his music tho, he is very talented tbh.

also, how come he married kim kardashian? is he insane?
she might be pretty, but soon they will film his everyday life with her 24/7. and he will rage and he will verbally shout crazy things at everyone.
it will happen. mark my words.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: RenegadeClock on January 29, 2014, 06:06:24 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966915also, how come he married kim kardashian? is he insane?
she might be pretty, but soon they will film his everyday life with her 24/7. and he will rage and he will verbally shout crazy things at everyone.

Yo BB10, Iââ,¬â,,¢m really happy for youââ,¬Â¦Iââ,¬â,,¢ll let you finish. But when it comes to attention Kanye is a ho.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: SwirlberryClock on January 29, 2014, 09:11:43 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966915i have to agree, kanye west is a silly big baby, that can't express himslef properly, and he goes on angry tantrums, until someone verbally kicks his ass.

i like his music tho, he is very talented tbh.

also, how come he married kim kardashian? is he insane?
she might be pretty, but soon they will film his everyday life with her 24/7. and he will rage and he will verbally shout crazy things at everyone.
it will happen. mark my words.

He's the voice of a generation. He can do as he pleases, home boy. Plus gurl got a phat ass doe.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: patriotclock on January 30, 2014, 02:03:57 PM
Stop talking bad about my best friend Ye. This thread is about people with weird Facebook names
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: SwirlberryClock on January 31, 2014, 12:09:14 PM
I'd also like to point out that bizarre facebook names are not only limited to black people, but lower class white folks. I have such white people on my Facebook named "BayBee Smiley" and "YaBoy Kris."
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AstronautClock on January 31, 2014, 12:28:24 PM
why are american lower class white people so awful european lower class people are just really tough gritty people
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: Slurpee on January 31, 2014, 12:58:21 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1966969why are american lower class white people so awful european lower class people are just really tough gritty people

I have seen Big Brother and Jeremy Kyle and can only assume the rest of the European Union has its own lowbrow trash hidden away. The U.K. even has its own Larry the Cable Guy (Al the Pub Landlord? Who are you even kidding, British people.)
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: Marlin Clock on February 01, 2014, 03:25:07 AM
To be fair that only speaks ill of the UK, but I agree that there are probably hicks in every country.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AstronautClock on February 01, 2014, 11:37:49 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1966974I have seen Big Brother and Jeremy Kyle and can only assume the rest of the European Union has its own lowbrow trash hidden away. The U.K. even has its own Larry the Cable Guy (Al the Pub Landlord? Who are you even kidding, British people.)

british people are their own special type
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: patriotclock on February 06, 2014, 01:14:24 AM
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1966968I'd also like to point out that bizarre facebook names are not only limited to black people, but lower class white folks. I have such white people on my Facebook named "BayBee Smiley" and "YaBoy Kris."

you really gonna speak ill on yaboy, kris??
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: miracle fruit on February 06, 2014, 11:12:54 AM
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1966968I'd also like to point out that bizarre facebook names are not only limited to black people, but lower class white folks. I have such white people on my Facebook named "BayBee Smiley" and "YaBoy Kris."

what about middle to upperclass white girls

but i dont know "hannah banana whatever" and "amanda panda somethingrather" might be thuggin
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: miracle fruit on September 15, 2014, 04:38:03 AM
ye at it again

kanye west stops concert, demands handicapped people stand up (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/kanye-west-reportedly-stops-sydney-concert-and-asks-fan-in-wheelchair-to-stand-up-9731845.html)

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lol
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: BilliardBall10 on September 15, 2014, 05:08:36 AM
lol, i told you, he has the social grace of a toaster.

*i am sorry if i have offended any toasters*
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AstronautClock on September 15, 2014, 07:47:54 AM
AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA KANYE
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: patriotclock on September 15, 2014, 09:01:18 AM
remember when Ryan seacrest tried to hi 5 a blind guy
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: pop-tart on September 15, 2014, 10:03:29 AM
classy
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AstronautClock on September 15, 2014, 12:30:17 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1975801remember when Ryan seacrest tried to hi 5 a blind guy

yeah that was also really funny
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AstronautClock on September 15, 2014, 12:31:39 PM
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Title: Question for Black People
Post by: miracle fruit on September 15, 2014, 06:23:27 PM
seacrests recovery was p good
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AbsintheClock on September 15, 2014, 06:51:08 PM
I have a question for black people. How do you feel about Sidney Poitier directing Ghost Dad?
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Title: Question for Black People
Post by: pop-tart on September 15, 2014, 07:26:31 PM
I always assumed that movie was Poitier and Cos trolling ppl.

 Like Burton with Mars Attacks.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AbsintheClock on September 15, 2014, 07:31:10 PM
I love Ghost Dad and Mars Attacks. Both solid fucking under appreciated movies.

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Title: Question for Black People
Post by: pop-tart on September 15, 2014, 07:34:32 PM
When we redesign, definitely want to code a page similar to the old CC radio but with video. We can have movie night once a week and watch stuff like these.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AstronautClock on September 15, 2014, 08:43:22 PM
that'd be cool if it was during the week except I think most of you guys live in america so I prob couldnt join when its evening for you guys
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: Topcatyo on September 15, 2014, 11:19:41 PM
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My friends and I quote this interview at each other.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: Topcatyo on September 15, 2014, 11:19:50 PM
I AM THE NEXT ANDY WARHOL
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: BilliardBall10 on September 16, 2014, 06:18:40 PM
Quote from: Doc Ock Clock;1975818seacrests recovery was p good

he saved it pretty well.

i guess that's his seacrest!
(get it?)

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1975824I have a question for black people. How do you feel about Sidney Poitier directing Ghost Dad?
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i am not black, but loved the ghost dad, and bill cosby is very funny and adorable.
(sorry for answering this, i just love movies)

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1975827I love Ghost Dad and Mars Attacks. Both solid fucking under appreciated movies.

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again, i agree.
both movies are epic. ghost dad for having bill cosby being awesome, and mars attack for the insane humour.
also: jack nicolson as the prez? epic. tom jones singing in the movie? AGAIN EPIC!!!!!

Quote from: pop-tart;1975828When we redesign, definitely want to code a page similar to the old CC radio but with video. We can have movie night once a week and watch stuff like these.
i would love that.
tho my timezone would make me to miss that.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 16, 2014, 06:40:04 PM
You can have whatever opinion you want on Tim Burton but you can't hate Mars Attacks. It's perfect.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: BilliardBall10 on September 16, 2014, 08:33:39 PM
tim burton does surreal, dark movies, good movies.

and mars attack was also good.
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: miracle fruit on September 17, 2014, 10:43:45 PM
http://dailycurrant.com/2014/09/17/kanye-scores-106-points-against-wheelchair-basketball-team/
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: PhantomCatClock on September 17, 2014, 10:47:32 PM
Silly Daily Currant, you accidentally published a true story
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: pop-tart on September 18, 2014, 09:18:16 AM
Well, with my overnight work schedule I might as well be on central europe time so we can still watch movies, BB & Astro..
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: pop-tart on September 18, 2014, 09:19:03 AM
Also, Kanye is fucking crazy. How the hell is he even famous?
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: PhantomCatClock on September 18, 2014, 09:20:27 AM
Funny, I was just about to go to bed. Daytime is for winners
Title: Question for Black People
Post by: AstronautClock on September 18, 2014, 11:11:04 AM
Quote from: pop-tart;1976007Well, with my overnight work schedule I might as well be on central europe time so we can still watch movies, BB & Astro..

nice!