Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 01, 2014, 09:58:32 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 01, 2014, 09:58:32 PM
A thread for posting photos of food to jerk off to!
Here's a Salmon fillet I got at a restaurant in downtown Portland. It's got a mango salsa and some fancy ass teriyaki jizz on it.
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I made this pulled pork quiche with sautéed onions and peppers, and cheese grits for breakfast when my sister came to visit the other week. I usually just put the veggies in the quiche, but my nephew was there too and he's a little punk about eating his veggies.
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Here's a Salmon fillet I got at a restaurant in downtown Portland. It's got a mango salsa and some fancy ass teriyaki jizz on it.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2F4mbw6l%2FSalmonphoto.JPG&hash=5861613cad579db43a06d70c4af7d07dbe39fa19)
I made this pulled pork quiche with sautéed onions and peppers, and cheese grits for breakfast when my sister came to visit the other week. I usually just put the veggies in the quiche, but my nephew was there too and he's a little punk about eating his veggies.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2F4mbw6l%2FQuichephoto.JPG&hash=a415d6e96e7ce85b9ca240aa2b67e5786c83c50e)
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: Slurpee on February 02, 2014, 07:32:10 AM
Post by: Slurpee on February 02, 2014, 07:32:10 AM
I put butter on a pop-tart because Family Guy said to. pics next time
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 06, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 06, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1967080I put butter on a pop-tart because Family Guy said to. pics next time
Still waiting...
Here's some magic getting ready to happen:
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: Slurpee on February 07, 2014, 03:21:24 AM
Post by: Slurpee on February 07, 2014, 03:21:24 AM
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1967349Still waiting...
ok
here is my box of pop tarts
I prefer the non frosted kind, and blueberry, but it is hard to find non frosted blueberry. I have not tried this with frosting because I don't want to be stuck with a box of frosted pop tarts if it doesn't work out, but you can feel free to experiment. This is a nascent art form.
better angle
here we come upon a conundrum: the pop tart is rounded toward the part with the holes in it. do we butter the convex part that will allow the butter to spread into its pores, and risk losing butter, or the concave part that will hold the butter, but perhaps not absorb it? I have tried it both ways and find I prefer the former. I make up for the butter loss by putting too much butter entirely. I am an adult.
Here we find our toaster, and I opt for the toaster oven, as opposed to the conventional popping toaster, as it allows more precise control over your toasted goods. This is a Breville compact smart oven with element IQ. MSRP $179.99, but you can't pay too much for quality toast.
as the butter melts, take a moment to reflect upon the sad life that has brought you to this moment. Forget About The Pop Tarts. Put Them Out Of Your Mind.
at this point, you have probably ejaculated all over your crumb trap from how greatt hese pop tarts are about to taste
clean yourself up. there's a good lad.
serve warm. Regret everything.
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: Slurpee on February 12, 2014, 10:08:00 AM
Post by: Slurpee on February 12, 2014, 10:08:00 AM
for lack of other activity I hereby proclaim this thread the Slurpee Posts Nasty Shit He Cooks For Himself Thread
today I made an omelette filled with the food of my people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minchee)
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this is definitely what an omelette should look like
today I made an omelette filled with the food of my people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minchee)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FT9jWuET.jpg&hash=a0ed1ff52d46f7d77c1dc0ee8dcb87d164c87aec)
this is definitely what an omelette should look like
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 12, 2014, 10:25:13 AM
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 12, 2014, 10:25:13 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1967647this is definitely what an omelette should look like
I thought it was some giant nacho chip when I first saw it.
I'll post more to this thread soon. I've just been stuck inside my house, eating frozen leftovers, for the last six days because of the snow.
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: Slurpee on February 12, 2014, 10:41:05 AM
Post by: Slurpee on February 12, 2014, 10:41:05 AM
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1967649frozen leftovers,
post pics
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: BilliardBall10 on February 12, 2014, 02:09:15 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on February 12, 2014, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1967650post pics
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1967349frozen food
fixed.
you're welcome slurpee!
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 12, 2014, 06:04:00 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 12, 2014, 06:04:00 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1967650post pics
Leftover chili from last week. Cheese fixes everything!
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: Slurpee on February 14, 2014, 01:50:16 PM
Post by: Slurpee on February 14, 2014, 01:50:16 PM
okay im a little disappointed nobody noticed the headless body and creeping horseman in these photos so I'm just going to highlight them
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need to be more watchful for spooks spectres and ghosts, clock crew. and you have the gall to call yourselves a supernatural crimefighting team.
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need to be more watchful for spooks spectres and ghosts, clock crew. and you have the gall to call yourselves a supernatural crimefighting team.
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: AstronautClock on February 14, 2014, 02:02:51 PM
Post by: AstronautClock on February 14, 2014, 02:02:51 PM
alright I'll post a real omelette when I make one slurpee
Title: Food Pr0n
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 14, 2014, 02:04:16 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 14, 2014, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1967785need to be more watchful for spooks spectres and ghosts, clock crew. and you have the gall to call yourselves a supernatural crimefighting team.
Dude, you ate a haunted pop-tart. With butter on it!