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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 13, 2014, 09:13:30 PM
My first round predictions: Avs in 4, Blues in 6, Ducks in 5, Kings in 5, Bruins in 7, Tampa in 6, Pens in 5, Flyers in 6.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 14, 2014, 03:53:28 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 16, 2014, 12:31:31 AM
You really think the Blues will win? The Hawks should have Kane back and the Blues have been playing awful lately.

By the way, why did they get rid of reseeding second round?
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 16, 2014, 07:22:53 PM
Believe it or not, I like the hawks, but they aren't the faster team in the series, and I think that will make the difference in a high offense matchup like this. Also Oshie is a fucking beast.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 17, 2014, 02:00:02 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1969951Believe it or not, I like the hawks, but they aren't the faster team in the series, and I think that will make the difference in a high offense matchup like this. Also Oshie is a fucking beast.
A beast who won't be playing tonight.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: patriotclock on April 17, 2014, 08:07:11 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 18, 2014, 01:58:20 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 18, 2014, 11:07:17 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 20, 2014, 04:17:01 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 22, 2014, 10:12:39 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 23, 2014, 08:49:44 AM
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DON'T LEAVE ME
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 24, 2014, 12:45:08 PM
#lumbus

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/puck-daddy/twitter-oddest-hockey-bromance-los-angeles-kings-lumbus-212118991--nhl.html
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 26, 2014, 08:07:33 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 26, 2014, 11:29:22 PM
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: pop-tart on April 27, 2014, 12:14:06 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2014, 12:21:28 AM
^i dont get it
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: pop-tart on April 27, 2014, 01:42:32 AM
No joke. I just felt left out for not postin any gifs
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2014, 04:52:25 AM
:stubborn:

i demand jokes
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 28, 2014, 07:29:48 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 29, 2014, 12:50:20 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 30, 2014, 03:52:42 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 30, 2014, 11:19:40 PM
rip torts

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2013-2014
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on April 30, 2014, 11:45:54 PM
LA kings become 4th team in NHL history to come back from 3-0
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: pop-tart on April 30, 2014, 11:57:25 PM
Niemi fell apart big time. They pulled him two games in a row. Benched him the third. Choked tonight.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: pop-tart on April 30, 2014, 11:58:51 PM
Glad the Wild won. Not only because Hawks get home ice advantage.... Colorado has our number and I did not want to see Chicago try and face em.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 01, 2014, 12:15:36 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 01, 2014, 04:01:29 AM
Hawks in 5, LA in 7, Bruins in 6, Rags in 6.

Even if Avs won they still would lose to Chicago. Their D is too thin.

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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 01, 2014, 05:57:38 AM
ur d is too thin
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 01, 2014, 06:06:21 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 01, 2014, 06:20:39 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1970440ur d is too thin

Your mom's D is too thin.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 01, 2014, 06:51:54 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 01, 2014, 10:07:12 AM
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Jimmy Howard lost his head.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: pop-tart on May 06, 2014, 12:11:18 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 06, 2014, 08:54:59 PM
lmfao



poor fella
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 06, 2014, 11:14:49 PM
Hockey has the best fans, I should get into it
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 07, 2014, 11:10:42 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 10, 2014, 01:05:21 AM
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Home ice advantage.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2014, 12:31:17 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 12, 2014, 08:51:20 AM
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 12, 2014, 11:44:58 AM
Cuz getting hit in the nose with the blade of a stick is a dive. But then again habs fans think everything except what they do is a dive. Maybe if those dirt bags kept their sticks on the ice they might score some goals.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 13, 2014, 02:30:39 PM
Something tells me the Hawks are gonna go to seven. I don't like to be pessimistic, but their play has been night and day from the united center to xcel energy center.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 13, 2014, 02:50:41 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1970790Cuz getting hit in the nose with the blade of a stick is a dive. But then again habs fans think everything except what they do is a dive. Maybe if those dirt bags kept their sticks on the ice they might score some goals.

that guy got hit in the nose so hard it made all his teammates fall down
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 13, 2014, 07:25:45 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 14, 2014, 06:59:20 PM
Montrealers promise theyââ,¬â,,¢ll riot only if Canadiens win, lose (//Montrealers%20promise%20they%C3%83%C2%A2%C3%A2,%C2%AC%C3%A2,,%C2%A2ll%20riot%20only%20if%20Canadiens%20win,%20lose)

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QuoteMONTREAL - In a brief statement read by mayor Denis Coderre, the citizens of Montreal promised that they would only riot in the event of a win, or of a loss by the Montreal Canadiens against the Boston Bruins tonight.

ââ,¬Å"Montrealers are not just a bunch of hooligans looking for any chance to break free from the bonds of civilized society,ââ,¬Â said Coderre as he donned a bandana outside of Montreal City Hall. ââ,¬Å"Everybody is getting worked up about there being riots, but I just want to remind everyone that there are only two things that could possibly cause that to happen, and those two things are the Canadiens winning, or the Canadiens losing.ââ,¬Â

Montreal law enforcement officials say theyââ,¬â,,¢ve prepared for the unlikely event that there is an outcome to the final game of the Canadiensââ,¬â,,¢ playoff series.

ââ,¬Å"Weââ,¬â,,¢ve put special panes of glass randomly around the downtown core that people can smash without harming businesses. Weââ,¬â,,¢re hoping they last until the game is over,ââ,¬Â said Montreal police chief Marc Parent. ââ,¬Å"Weââ,¬â,,¢ve also placed replica cop cars on prime vandalism corners, and will be handing out rubber bricks at major sports bars to cut down on property damage.ââ,¬Â

At press time, Torontonians had tried to stage a riot, but it fell apart during the final few minutes in an embarrassing defeat to police.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 14, 2014, 11:22:18 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 17, 2014, 12:20:36 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 17, 2014, 11:31:31 PM
Kings in six, Rags in 7.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 19, 2014, 03:26:45 PM
carey price out for entire series

therrien announces starter for game 2:

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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 19, 2014, 05:08:21 PM
Bitch has the biggest 5 hole I've ever seen.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 21, 2014, 01:05:41 AM
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Denied
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 21, 2014, 01:12:11 AM
i love that EH EH EH EH he does
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 21, 2014, 01:13:45 AM
bruins asst. gm jim benning to be announced as canucks gm later this week

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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 22, 2014, 12:04:04 AM
Sounds like the caps are looking to take Don Sweeney from the Bruins too. Everyone wants a piece of that office.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 29, 2014, 06:02:55 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 31, 2014, 11:58:30 AM
This is what y'all get for thinking the hawks couldn't win a game past #4.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: pop-tart on May 31, 2014, 02:06:01 PM
#showtime
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on May 31, 2014, 02:12:52 PM
whoever wins this game 7 basically wins the stanley cup get ready boys

it really puts into perspective how much better the west is when the eastern final is fucking habs vs rags

#westcoastbestcoast
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 01, 2014, 08:10:51 PM
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Kings in 6
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: patriotclock on June 01, 2014, 11:56:49 PM
go kings fuck a ranger
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 03, 2014, 12:42:24 AM
Who wants to see a game in New York?
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Oh nevermind.

Seriously though a shithole like the MSG? They get voted for worse ice than Florida every year.
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on June 03, 2014, 08:06:45 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1971515go kings fuck a ranger
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on June 04, 2014, 11:17:25 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on June 14, 2014, 05:19:59 AM
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lol
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on June 15, 2014, 07:49:05 AM
poor henrik :(

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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on June 23, 2014, 12:15:27 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on June 30, 2014, 02:18:29 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on July 01, 2014, 03:02:24 PM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on July 02, 2014, 08:15:17 PM
Claude Giroux arrested in Ottawa for "repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of a male police officer" (http://www.ottawasun.com/2014/07/02/philadelphia-flyers-star-claude-giroux-arrested-in-ottawa)
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: patriotclock on August 04, 2014, 09:05:47 PM
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canucks jerseys for next season
Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
Post by: miracle fruit on August 11, 2014, 12:48:16 AM
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Title: NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles
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