This is a thread for posting haikus for spring.
I'll start:
Flowers aren't worth this
Drippy goddamn misery
Tweet tweet little bird
spring can suck my dick
worst motherfucking season
summer also sucks
~
shut the fuck up birds
i am trying to sleep here
it is 5 am
spring's alright I guess
it's not like I go outside
one two three four five
i walk in the street
listening to a beat
what will i do
maybe i will eat tofu.
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1970418i walk in the street 5
listening to a beat 6
what will i do 4
maybe i will eat tofu. 7 (incorrect for haiku)
requires an additional 7-syllable line if it's a tanka
1 year ban
bb10 is obviously the only real artist in here, the rest of us snobs are mathematicians who don't know what beauty is and try to use numbers to compensate for that
spring is just garbage
all these fucking mosquitoes
i hate bugs so much
Spring makes me horny
Gonnorherpesyphilaids
Sweet death, take me home
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1970432Spring makes me horny
Gonnorherpesyphilaids
Sweet death, take me home
I can't believe I just counted the syllables of "gonnorherpesyphilaids".
Spring has sprung, Oh boy!
Goodbye cruel winter, Hi Spring!
Please stop raining, bitch!
rhododendron buds
burst forth with vigor, like the
boner i just popped
~
persistent robin
sings for hours as if to say
"i have a boner"
~
a springlike haiku
resembles a doe rabbit,
a boner in it
~
frog jumps into pond
sound of water can be heard
frog boner hidden
four seasons? not here
my home has but two seasons
hellfire then chilly
what is a haiku?
judging by this stupid thread
they are for homos
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1970463four seasons? not here
my home has but two seasons
hellfire then chilly
This is the truth, yo
Worst winter on record, yo
Global climate change
Mowed the grass last week
Up to my knees already
Most of it is weeds
Spark a bowl Spark a
Bowl Spark a bowl Spark a bowl
Spark a bowl Spark one