Happy birthday, you miserable old fuck. Hope you die in your sleep.
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Happy Birthday old man!
Happy birthday, brother!
happy birthday, losperman!
we shud selabrate Lobster Man by using perfeck grammer
You gave me that same gift last year, you must be getting senile with your old age. It's okay though, the tip broke off of my old one and wasn't the most pleasant to insert. Still haven't found the other piece. Expect a birthday package in the mail sometime soon. I UPSd the bastard child you gave me and walked out on. He likes collecting baseball cards and hates green beans. He's also physically and mentally handicapped so I hope you're ready to take responsibility for that drunk night of passionate love.
Also, thanks everyone! :o {{{}}}