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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: Kodiakclock on November 29, 2014, 05:22:15 PM

Title: Remember
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 29, 2014, 05:22:15 PM
remember that time patriotclock posted a picture of himself omg gross I know
Title: Remember
Post by: BilliardBall10 on December 10, 2014, 07:47:04 PM
who is the people's elbowww
Title: Remember
Post by: MonsterMunch on December 11, 2014, 11:09:16 AM
i want a job at monsanto
Title: Remember
Post by: PirateClock on December 17, 2014, 05:41:12 PM
Monstermunch i went to man city - as roma couple of weeks ago. They gave me business seats with entry to the chairmans club, free drink, five course meal and acces to the mixed zone afterwards. My buddy got his picture taken with Totti. We just asked for soms regular tickets and we got this instead bammm.

Also their traininggrounds are kick ass.

So yeah Man City is now my favorite club, suck it. All i ever got from United was a free tour.
Title: Remember
Post by: MonsterMunch on December 22, 2014, 12:30:04 PM
And ironically Man Utd's new deal with Adidas makes them the richest club in the world again.

But, you know, jewish owners and all that.
Title: Remember
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 24, 2014, 06:01:08 PM
soccer n wat not
Title: Remember
Post by: MonsterMunch on December 28, 2014, 04:08:08 PM
yeah well your state sounds like tommy wiseau is greeting the letter o
Title: Remember
Post by: PhantomCatClock on December 28, 2014, 06:06:44 PM
I wish I didn't laugh so hard at that
Title: Remember
Post by: PirateClock on December 28, 2014, 06:34:56 PM
You think they are getting Messi for 250 mil? He can make 2,5 mil a month and Aguero is his bff.
Title: Remember
Post by: MonsterMunch on December 28, 2014, 08:59:23 PM
Nobody is worth 250 Million. Shit for that money you could build a time machine and sign Pele, George Best and Maradona.
Title: Remember
Post by: AstronautClock on December 29, 2014, 09:50:23 AM
you could turn other players into cyborgs that can outplay and out stamina any other player. prove me wrong
Title: Remember
Post by: PhantomCatClock on December 29, 2014, 10:03:20 PM
Two double-A batteries could only power a soccer player for thirty minutes. The other team would win when they forfeit