Clock Crew

losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: d u m p y on March 08, 2015, 08:34:59 PM

Title: plan to save the clock crew:
Post by: d u m p y on March 08, 2015, 08:34:59 PM
we all get on the tumblr ultra PC bandwagon and declare 'clock' as a non binary gender identity.
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Post by: d u m p y on March 08, 2015, 09:09:53 PM
this is a golden idea guys trust me
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Post by: d u m p y on March 08, 2015, 09:13:34 PM
we would also probably suddenly have way more female members than male but thats ok i think
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Post by: Yomuchan on March 08, 2015, 10:19:14 PM
Depends. How good are you at taming land-walking zombie sharks?
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Post by: AstronautClock on March 08, 2015, 11:25:06 PM
i dont want fat ogres in my clockcrew
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Post by: d u m p y on March 08, 2015, 11:32:48 PM
Quote from: Yomuchan;1981384Depends. How good are you at taming land-walking zombie sharks?

who are you and what are you talking about
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Post by: d u m p y on March 08, 2015, 11:33:59 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1981388i dont want fat ogres in my clockcrew

p sure were too late for that.

come on dont u want to pretend were an opressed minority group its gonna be rad
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Post by: Yomuchan on March 08, 2015, 11:48:18 PM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1981389who are you and what are you talking about

Be careful of the zombie sharks and flesh-eating corpse-whales.
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Post by: d u m p y on March 09, 2015, 12:35:17 AM
Quote from: Yomuchan;1981393Be careful of the zombie sharks and flesh-eating corpse-whales.

stop
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 09, 2015, 06:48:51 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlsOgXci.png&hash=eb57fc976f87077468a33206eaaead6a1695df96)

we should suggest that all clocks are alive and that breaking a regular clock is tantamount to murder. Then we'll have some dummy account post videos of a guy in a black mask with the word ki10 on it breaking clocks with a hammer or going into the system folder and deleting the clock function on his computer. we'll all get really offended and start a petition to have him imprisoned. then we'll claim to dox him but it's just bitclock's home phone number.
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Post by: Yomuchan on March 09, 2015, 12:10:29 PM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1981396stop

Oh and the swamp ogres. Watch out for'em.
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Post by: d u m p y on March 09, 2015, 02:55:29 PM
flounderman gets it you guys! try to be a bit more progressive gosh
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Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 10, 2015, 12:25:04 AM
I would join this as a clock


my clocksona is
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Post by: RubberDildo on March 11, 2015, 12:26:10 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1981403

we should suggest that all clocks are alive and that breaking a regular clock is tantamount to murder. Then we'll have some dummy account post videos of a guy in a black mask with the word ki10 on it breaking clocks with a hammer or going into the system folder and deleting the clock function on his computer. we'll all get really offended and start a petition to have him imprisoned. then we'll claim to dox him but it's just bitclock's home phone number.

Don't forget to show the scene from Hook where that kid starts smashing all those clocks. We'll say that it's anti-clock propaganda and call it "The Great Clock Genocide of '91".
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Post by: BilliardBall10 on March 14, 2015, 08:08:13 PM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1981383we would also probably suddenly have way more female members than male but thats ok i think
that's a good thing. unless they are fat goths
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1981390come on dont u want to pretend were an opressed minority group its gonna be rad
YES! im in! how do we start this?
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1981403we should suggest that all clocks are alive and that breaking a regular clock is tantamount to murder. Then we'll have some dummy account post videos of a guy in a black mask with the word ki10 on it breaking clocks with a hammer.we'll all get really offended and start a petition to have him imprisoned. then we'll claim to dox him but it's just bitclock's home phone number.
good idea!
this man has a solid plan right there. we can do this!
Quote from: RubberDildo;1981425Don't forget to show the scene from Hook where that kid starts smashing all those clocks. We'll say that it's anti-clock propaganda and call it "The Great Clock Genocide of '91".
also this. we will list captain hook as our greatest enemy, the most racist, clock-hating figure of all time.
oh, and batman too, for imprisoning dr. clock-king.
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Post by: d u m p y on March 17, 2015, 03:39:48 PM
um bb10 YOURE a fat goth girl ok howbout that
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Post by: SpudClock on March 17, 2015, 04:07:51 PM
Honestly, have we ever had a female member that wasn't fat? Or gross in some other way? I can't really picture this place drawing in hotties.
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Post by: d u m p y on March 17, 2015, 05:49:58 PM
it drew me in and im a hottie