Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 15, 2015, 06:20:11 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 15, 2015, 06:20:11 PM
hello my dear friends and enemies.
i have a confession to make.
while i was rumaging through my old useless e-mail notifications, i found one message saying:
''thanks for joining the old LL forums''
and i remembered that i once joined the LL forums(along with salt-clock), i trolled THE HELL out of them, and some locks found it funny, while others got mad at me and called me a moron.
the point is, i logged in that profile, and it works fine! after 2 years!
so, here's your part:
lock-day is coming, and i want to sabotage those fuckers in their lock day.
suggest me the most fitting flash ideas so that i can mock them with my LL flashes!
also feel free to suggest me ways to troll them in their forums.
i have a confession to make.
while i was rumaging through my old useless e-mail notifications, i found one message saying:
''thanks for joining the old LL forums''
and i remembered that i once joined the LL forums(along with salt-clock), i trolled THE HELL out of them, and some locks found it funny, while others got mad at me and called me a moron.
the point is, i logged in that profile, and it works fine! after 2 years!
so, here's your part:
lock-day is coming, and i want to sabotage those fuckers in their lock day.
suggest me the most fitting flash ideas so that i can mock them with my LL flashes!
also feel free to suggest me ways to troll them in their forums.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: AstronautClock on April 15, 2015, 06:31:50 PM
Post by: AstronautClock on April 15, 2015, 06:31:50 PM
epic
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 15, 2015, 06:37:01 PM
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 15, 2015, 06:37:01 PM
are they even a thing anymore
how about let them keep making clock day bigger without helping them make their nonholiday bigger
how about let them keep making clock day bigger without helping them make their nonholiday bigger
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 15, 2015, 07:11:00 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 15, 2015, 07:11:00 PM
ok man.
yet we could crush them with a team-effort....
PS: oops,i found grey and screwdriver in there. what the HELL?
yet we could crush them with a team-effort....
PS: oops,i found grey and screwdriver in there. what the HELL?
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: AnkhClock on April 15, 2015, 10:55:46 PM
Post by: AnkhClock on April 15, 2015, 10:55:46 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F41.media.tumblr.com%2F8af3020c07c625a50ae83942d314fcfe%2Ftumblr_mja1elJbW91qchxk3o1_1280.png&hash=59e2cf8aaae6a3669450c562bf74aeddcf25a44b)
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Slurpee on April 15, 2015, 11:11:50 PM
Post by: Slurpee on April 15, 2015, 11:11:50 PM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1981909
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: SpudClock on April 23, 2015, 05:56:03 PM
Post by: SpudClock on April 23, 2015, 05:56:03 PM
Attacking them just gives them acknowledgement and makes them feel important when they are absolutely nothing. That would be like Dr. Dre making a diss track about...me I guess. They're already pretty dead and anything you do is onl going to breathe new life into them.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: MelloYelloClock on April 24, 2015, 01:09:56 AM
Post by: MelloYelloClock on April 24, 2015, 01:09:56 AM
Just leave them in the ground where they belong.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: RubberDildo on April 24, 2015, 02:48:22 AM
Post by: RubberDildo on April 24, 2015, 02:48:22 AM
I wish I wasn't such a noob so I can rag on the not clock crew like the rest of you.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 24, 2015, 05:49:54 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 24, 2015, 05:49:54 PM
Quote from: SpudClock;1982041Attacking them just gives them acknowledgement and makes them feel important when they are absolutely nothing. That would be like Dr. Dre making a diss track about...me I guess. They're already pretty dead and anything you do is onl going to breathe new life into them.good advice, my friend!
tho i personally think that you are alot more worthy than the way that you portray yourself. (in your dr.dre example)
Quote from: MelloYelloClock;1982046Just leave them in the ground where they belong.good advice as well, i shall let the l0ck legion to rot in spinoff hell!
@rubberdildo: you are a worthy member, despite you being a new clock. trust me!
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Zeffy on April 24, 2015, 06:58:04 PM
Post by: Zeffy on April 24, 2015, 06:58:04 PM
The lock legion wouldn't have existed without me.
Lol
Best to troll them through clock day anyways
Lol
Best to troll them through clock day anyways
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: pop-tart on April 25, 2015, 12:18:48 AM
Post by: pop-tart on April 25, 2015, 12:18:48 AM
I like a few of those guys (ok maybe just Night and Paintbrush) but there's a lot of n-word this, n-word that thrown around over there so they make me wanna lock my doors.
Lock. Doors. lolololol
Lock. Doors. lolololol
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: VuBawlsClock on April 25, 2015, 12:58:45 AM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on April 25, 2015, 12:58:45 AM
[flash=http://puu.sh/hqYEM/665534522b.swf]width=550 height=400[/flash]
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 26, 2015, 03:10:44 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 26, 2015, 03:10:44 PM
Quote from: pop-tart;1982065I like a few of those guys (ok maybe just Night and Paintbrush) but there's a lot of n-word this, n-word that thrown around over there so they make me wanna lock my doors.
Lock. Doors. lolololol
lol, good one!
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: pop-tart on April 26, 2015, 10:41:49 PM
Post by: pop-tart on April 26, 2015, 10:41:49 PM
I may have been a little drunk on Nyquil when I posted that becuz I only 49% remember doing it.
Still not feeling super healthy. Voice is still a little hoarse (no BB, not a pony) and I promised a cpl ppl voice acting like over a week ago..
Maybe it's the locks sabotaging us. I bet ya it was the one dude with the turtle eating his hair.
Still not feeling super healthy. Voice is still a little hoarse (no BB, not a pony) and I promised a cpl ppl voice acting like over a week ago..
Maybe it's the locks sabotaging us. I bet ya it was the one dude with the turtle eating his hair.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 27, 2015, 05:23:32 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 27, 2015, 05:23:32 PM
Quote from: pop-tart;1982103Voice is still a little hoarse (no BB, not a pony)come on man, im not that silly!
i know lingo's, words and wordplays, trust me, im not doing any FOWL play! (pun!)
badum tish
Quote from: pop-tart;1982103Maybe it's the locks sabotaging us. I bet ya it was the one dude with the turtle eating his hair.hmmm i remeber ONE lock having a turtle on his lock-character. who can it be?
ALSO POPS! wanna collab in a movie? a 2 man collab!
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Topcatyo on April 27, 2015, 10:00:29 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on April 27, 2015, 10:00:29 PM
I care so little about the Lock Legion that this thread made me mad because it made me think about them.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 28, 2015, 10:34:25 AM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 28, 2015, 10:34:25 AM
sorry.
lets burry their memories deep in the woods.
LL sucks. CC is superior.
lets burry their memories deep in the woods.
LL sucks. CC is superior.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Topcatyo on April 28, 2015, 11:59:49 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on April 28, 2015, 11:59:49 AM
All that ever need be said:
The Lock Legion: Pfft.
The Lock Legion: Pfft.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 28, 2015, 03:54:37 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 28, 2015, 03:54:37 PM
true words, my friend.
they were a ripoff republic. and a bad one at that
they were a ripoff republic. and a bad one at that
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: patriotclock on April 28, 2015, 07:46:10 PM
Post by: patriotclock on April 28, 2015, 07:46:10 PM
post naked butts on their forums
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 29, 2015, 06:03:40 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 29, 2015, 06:03:40 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1982132post naked butts on their forums
dont tempt me.
also:
UPDATE! the LL site is dead!
do you see it?
http://thelocklegion.com/
all i see is a text saying:
''CONTINUE?
YES
→ NO .''
the LL site is officialy dead. i am happy.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: d u m p y on April 29, 2015, 08:39:26 PM
Post by: d u m p y on April 29, 2015, 08:39:26 PM
No one gives a shit
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: patriotclock on April 29, 2015, 08:43:38 PM
Post by: patriotclock on April 29, 2015, 08:43:38 PM
you did it bb10. im proud of u
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: VuBawlsClock on April 29, 2015, 10:12:57 PM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on April 29, 2015, 10:12:57 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1982137you did it bb10. im proud of u
ja
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 30, 2015, 05:13:56 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 30, 2015, 05:13:56 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1982137you did it bb10. im proud of u
yes sir!
tell to the bards to sing my epic feats of glory, and how i killed the (already) dead LL forum.
i won this epic mission, hooray for the clock crew!
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Yomuchan on April 30, 2015, 08:54:34 PM
Post by: Yomuchan on April 30, 2015, 08:54:34 PM
Spooky voice
"They say a crew dies three times.
First, when they lose their purpose.
Second when their people are scattered.
And finally, no one alive remembers them by name."
"They say a crew dies three times.
First, when they lose their purpose.
Second when their people are scattered.
And finally, no one alive remembers them by name."
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 05, 2015, 03:21:38 PM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on May 05, 2015, 03:21:38 PM
go get em bb10
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 05, 2015, 07:48:37 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 05, 2015, 07:48:37 PM
Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1982169go get em bb10
this shall be added on my achievements list: ''killed the (already) dead LL''.
epic!
also yomuchan; epic post!
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Kodiakclock on May 09, 2015, 07:01:43 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on May 09, 2015, 07:01:43 PM
You are such a cool guy bb10 if only we could epic troll things as good as you
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 10, 2015, 01:52:28 AM
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 10, 2015, 01:52:28 AM
I tried going to locklegion.ll but it says the host cannot be found
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 10, 2015, 03:48:12 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 10, 2015, 03:48:12 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1982203I tried going to locklegion.ll but it says the host cannot be found
haha! my plan WORKED!
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: NintendrCkolc on May 10, 2015, 06:05:23 PM
Post by: NintendrCkolc on May 10, 2015, 06:05:23 PM
shut the fuck up bb10
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: NintendrCkolc on May 10, 2015, 06:05:54 PM
Post by: NintendrCkolc on May 10, 2015, 06:05:54 PM
god damn it
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Topcatyo on May 11, 2015, 02:32:39 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on May 11, 2015, 02:32:39 AM
I went to the Clockcrew site and it said host cannot be found.
Occasionally.
Occasionally.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Yomuchan on May 11, 2015, 02:19:49 PM
Post by: Yomuchan on May 11, 2015, 02:19:49 PM
This thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDr8Eq4m9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDr8Eq4m9Q
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 11, 2015, 06:53:37 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 11, 2015, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: Nintendoclock;1982213shut the fuck up bb10
no u.
i destroyed the lock legion for you! respect me!
go look at goatse or something.
Quote from: Topcatyo;1982229I went to the Clockcrew site and it said host cannot be found.
Occasionally.
THAT, is not my fault, strangely.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Smashed on May 13, 2015, 08:05:40 AM
Post by: Smashed on May 13, 2015, 08:05:40 AM
Not to nitpick bb10, but 3 small things:
1: Making AlienLock legion was sweet fuck-all to do with you.
2: I was drunk, annoyed with them and having a laugh, but if it gave you a giggle, then it was worthwhile, you're welcome, it was fun.
3: I respect sunshine, he's a decent coder, he's patched it already and I'm happy to help him rebuild.
(Also, whomever is coding this place may want to update the version of vBulletin you're running here, 4 was not exactly great for security (have a look at ExploitDB's listings for vBulletin 4.1.* to get an idea, it's easier to update the installation than to patch all the vulnerabilities unfortunately))
1: Making AlienLock legion was sweet fuck-all to do with you.
2: I was drunk, annoyed with them and having a laugh, but if it gave you a giggle, then it was worthwhile, you're welcome, it was fun.
3: I respect sunshine, he's a decent coder, he's patched it already and I'm happy to help him rebuild.
(Also, whomever is coding this place may want to update the version of vBulletin you're running here, 4 was not exactly great for security (have a look at ExploitDB's listings for vBulletin 4.1.* to get an idea, it's easier to update the installation than to patch all the vulnerabilities unfortunately))
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Slurpee on May 13, 2015, 04:59:18 PM
Post by: Slurpee on May 13, 2015, 04:59:18 PM
i think we're actually discontinuing use of vbulletin in the next site iteration
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Verite on May 13, 2015, 10:02:16 PM
Post by: Verite on May 13, 2015, 10:02:16 PM
I need to make my debut soon.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Smashed on May 15, 2015, 09:18:48 AM
Post by: Smashed on May 15, 2015, 09:18:48 AM
Good Call, Forums themselves aren't too hard to create and rolling your own can allow you to trim out a lot of fat from the back-end systems.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 16, 2015, 08:40:05 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 16, 2015, 08:40:05 PM
Quote from: Smashed;1982260Not to nitpick bb10, but 3 small things:
1: Making AlienLock legion was sweet fuck-all to do with you.
2: I was drunk, annoyed with them and having a laugh, but if it gave you a giggle, then it was worthwhile, you're welcome, it was fun.
3: I respect sunshine, he's a decent coder, he's patched it already and I'm happy to help him rebuild.
3 small replies:
1. do i know you? who are you? (really)
2. if you read the forum posts, you can tell that i was joking. if you cannot understand that i was joking, then you cannot understand humour/sarcasm.
i merely spammed the hell out of the LL forums, i didnt destroyed the site. (however, it was a pleasant sight, i will tell you that!)
im not a coder mastermind
3. aha. i know sunshine-lock very well. and who are you?
Quote from: Verite;1982272I need to make my debut soon.you should!
you have good animating skills, and you are a nice all-around person.
what are you waiting for?
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: pop-tart on May 16, 2015, 10:42:51 PM
Post by: pop-tart on May 16, 2015, 10:42:51 PM
I'm gonna guess Smashed Lock
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 17, 2015, 02:29:52 AM
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 17, 2015, 02:29:52 AM
Not now, Pop. The locks are learning what happens when you reply to BB10. We should be filming this.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 17, 2015, 04:37:24 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 17, 2015, 04:37:24 PM
Quote from: pop-tart;1982309I'm gonna guess Smashed Lock
oh my, im an idiot! XD
but then again, i DO NOT RECOGNIZE anyone who belongs to the l0ck legion, therefore for me, smashed-dock doesnt exist for me.
smashed who? i dont know such a guy....
did he post in here? hmmm...
LOL
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1982312Not now, Pop. The locks are learning what happens when you reply to BB10. We should be filming this.you should immortalize my tactics, phantomcat!
do you see how i decrease the lock's morale?
soon they will join tumblr, or they will become plumbers.!
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Yomuchan on May 17, 2015, 10:04:00 PM
Post by: Yomuchan on May 17, 2015, 10:04:00 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall1O;1982321plumbers.!
Oh man, Bowser's gonna flip when he hears this!
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 19, 2015, 09:12:34 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on May 19, 2015, 09:12:34 PM
Quote from: Yomuchan;1982331Oh man, Bowser's gonna flip when he hears this!
that's the plan!
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 20, 2015, 01:41:31 AM
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 20, 2015, 01:41:31 AM
is NOTHING safe from BB10's wrath?
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: pop-tart on May 21, 2015, 01:31:15 AM
Post by: pop-tart on May 21, 2015, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1982312Not now, Pop. The locks are learning what happens when you reply to BB10. We should be filming this.
LMFAO
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: SpudClock on May 24, 2015, 10:10:03 AM
Post by: SpudClock on May 24, 2015, 10:10:03 AM
Quote from: BilliardBall1O;1982051good advice, my friend!What I meant was like a Clock going after a Lock would be like Dr. Dre attacking some no name rapper no one's heard of. Dr. Dre would really just be giving that guy a major career boost. Believe me I know that any Lock is a bigger loser than me anyday.
tho i personally think that you are alot more worthy than the way that you portray yourself. (in your dr.dre example)
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 24, 2015, 09:30:45 PM
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 24, 2015, 09:30:45 PM
It'd be like a really big loser picking on a loser of a loser
so yes, the loser loser would still be more popular, but the first loser sure isn't Dre
so yes, the loser loser would still be more popular, but the first loser sure isn't Dre
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: Yomuchan on May 25, 2015, 11:44:05 AM
Post by: Yomuchan on May 25, 2015, 11:44:05 AM
Shit's getting quantum in here yo.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 26, 2015, 04:03:06 AM
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 26, 2015, 04:03:06 AM
Don't worry, I have a doctorate in quantum loser
I did, at least, until someone kicked my ass and stole it
I did, at least, until someone kicked my ass and stole it
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 20, 2015, 05:13:43 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on June 20, 2015, 05:13:43 PM
Quote from: SpudClock;1982375What I meant was like a Clock going after a Lock would be like Dr. Dre attacking some no name rapper no one's heard of. Dr. Dre would really just be giving that guy a major career boost. Believe me I know that any Lock is a bigger loser than me anyday.
yes, i know what you mean.
good example, BTW.
Title: im planning to sabotage the lock legion. (important!)
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on July 03, 2015, 12:20:52 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on July 03, 2015, 12:20:52 PM
You should sabotage communist lock and Aubergine lock fuck those guys. All the lock legion ever did was bitch about naruto or linkin park. Dia lock is fuckin dope tho