sorry I meant happy new year sorry typo sorry fuck
well, fuck you too, buddy- i mean, happy new year, my friend! ;)
you are what you eat
Quote from: Zeffy on January 04, 2016, 08:55:49 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 02, 2016, 06:14:40 AM
you are what you eat
I read that as "you fuck what you eat"
tsk tsk tsk, such a dirty mind...
lol jk
but srsly, never eat what you fuck, its dirty and it smells bad (once again, LOL jk!)
not since I became a vegetarian
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 05, 2016, 05:43:53 AM
not since I became a vegetarian
you can always have sex with a melon. LOL
ain't no room for melons on this farm
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 06, 2016, 04:03:59 AM
ain't no room for melons on this farm
rly?
GIT OFF MAH PROPERTIEEEE!!111
*gunshots*
I remember this one time I smeared some peanut butter on my dick and this corn on the cob came up and started licking it off.