It's been almost a decade since my last great discovery of how to wipe ass (http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?topic=42282)
So I was at the mall going to the bathroom. I saw this man with his baby in the bathroom changing diapers. Then I noticed him using this pre-packaged white wet paper to wipe his baby's ass. An eureka moment strike me. NO LAW IN THIS LAND OF THE BRAVE AND FREE FORBIDS ME FROM WIPING MY ADULT ASS WITH A BABY WIPE! It is that that exact moment that I decided to save my shit and go for a higher quality wipe at home.
$3.45 for a package of baby wipe. $2 gas to drive home immediately afterward. Using Isison's initial ass wiping technique (http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?topic=42282) THEN FOLLOWED BY a clean and easy baby wipe--priceless.
After my excitement settled down a bit and I sunk into my sofa with pride and happiness, I suddenly realized that my mom is still at the mall. I have to drive back and get her.
isison what the fuck
How well did it clean your sphincter?
Dude, everybody knows that. I never leave home without my baby ass wipes.
hahahaha! bless your heart, isison, you are the best!
that was an amazing post.
XD
good work, man!
PS: whats an isison? i was always curious about that