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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: SirClock on October 12, 2017, 04:31:22 PM

Title: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: SirClock on October 12, 2017, 04:31:22 PM
Many of us joined the clock crew some one to two decades ago during the roaring '20s wild west of the pioneering internet days; Playing with tools and gadgets that were fresh and exciting, full of creative potential.

Those were the golden days, when clock-egos were plump and the community was rich with melodrama.

Now, our wrinkly bodies strain themselves to let out decrepit seaweed smelling farts while we remain completely desensitized to any internet drama or dehumanization having had our innocence stolen from us at age thirteen when Magic Clock spammed the forums with hundreds of photos of tubgirl.

Since that's over with: WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME OR DONE IN THE LAST DEADE YOU NEVER THOUGHT OR IMAGINED YOU'D DO?! HOW HAS LIFE LEAD YOU IN UNEXPECTED WAYS?!
Title: Re: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: VCRClock on October 12, 2017, 05:05:48 PM
FIDGET SPINNERS
Title: Re: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: GreyClock on October 12, 2017, 05:07:30 PM
touching a girlboob
Title: Re: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: SirClock on October 12, 2017, 07:25:00 PM
Quote from: GreyClock on October 12, 2017, 05:07:30 PM
touching a girlboob
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: Topcatyo on October 13, 2017, 03:46:13 AM
um, i've done acid a couple times

i work in a bank now (technically, it's a credit union), never expected that

most people who i see in real life who are trying to be goofy annoy the shit out of me now.
like, if i met myself from 4 years ago, or even last year, today, I'd probably really hate his guts.

constant existential dread

i think that about covers it
Title: Re: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: Kodiakclock on October 21, 2017, 01:23:36 AM
went from being racist to marrying a black lady.
Title: Re: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: SilverClock on October 23, 2017, 12:57:04 AM
I've accomplished nothing
I copuldnt even pull the trigger
:meme:
Title: Re: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: SirClock on November 13, 2017, 08:49:50 PM
I'm like
married and living in a family situation with a step-kid



and shit
Title: Re: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: PineappleClock on November 13, 2017, 08:56:17 PM
nothing much here :)
Title: Re: Favorite Post-Apocalypse Clock Crew Unexpected Direction or Situation?
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 17, 2017, 09:38:10 PM
My wiener made a juice