Clock Crew please tell me how to parent him
drop them on their head as much as possible
So far zero times!
(He has certainly fallen on it himself a few trying to stand up)
HOLD THE PHONE
YOU GAVE BIRTH?!
when it calls for attention, you usually either have to feed it or it wants to play the game where it turns to the side and you have to guess which side
if there's poop on the screen make sure to flush it or it'll get sick
give it attention instead of letting the ipad raise it to be a SHIT
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A SHIT
Quote from: Jamba C. on December 29, 2018, 05:23:04 PM
HOLD THE PHONE
YOU GAVE BIRTH?!
my cloaca shall never recover
Quote from: zl on December 30, 2018, 12:05:36 PM
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It was hard to lure him into the shock collar, and lemme tell you changing batteries with a slingshot is an imprecise art.
Use your nipples to feed it.
Quote from: AbsintheClock on January 13, 2019, 07:49:46 PM
Use your nipples to feed it.
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back
Cut it off
Quote from: RobClock on January 13, 2019, 10:18:19 PM
Cut it off
that umbilical cord really helps us find the damn thing
Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok on January 13, 2019, 10:10:47 PM
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back
Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.
Quote from: AbsintheClock on January 17, 2019, 12:08:48 AM
Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok on January 13, 2019, 10:10:47 PM
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back
Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.
I only had the two
...that I know of
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Dress it up as GG Allin for halloween so you don't have to clean it that day.