Poll
Question:
a genie has told you that you have sixteen years to lick a single object of your choosing or you will die a terrib no instantly, you will die instantly
Option 1: lick anything immediately
votes: 2
Option 2: take your time and lick something delicious
votes: 0
Option 3: take your time and lick something awful
votes: 0
Option 4: lick something that will kill you instantly for licking it
votes: 1
Option 5: lick the genie's lamp for an extra wish
votes: 1
Option 6: find something difficult to lick and die trying to lick it (ie the president)
votes: 1
Option 7: build an empire with your sixteen years so you can lick something opulent and decadent; the best thing to lick
votes: 0
Option 8: be a smartass and lick the top of the inside of your mouth
votes: 0
Option 9: lick nothing for sixteen years and perish instantly
votes: 2
Option 10: lick a butt
votes: 1
Option 11: a butt
votes: 3
this gets the normal two sheets of paper icon because "message icon: lamp" was actually a light bulb
i understand lickery is a very personal thing but we would all appreciate if you would explain and discuss your decision should you have the means and the familiarity to do so
I'd lick the genie's continent spanning fat ass.
a butt instantly
not licking anything for 16 years would be nearly impossible. Even if I tried I would probably end up unconsciously licking my lips or sleep-licking.
What an amateurish philosophstress
I'm a notorious sleep licker
I had to scour the spam forum a ways to get a bead on when I actually (legally) changed my pronouns and i can assure you this was the only good poll I've made in the last three years