Clock Crew

Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: PhantomCatClock on November 18, 2019, 10:38:58 PM

Title: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on November 18, 2019, 10:38:58 PM
Forums Clocks sometimes walk
Discord Clocks ride the bus
NGBBS Clocks drive themselves
But I take the train
To my neighbor's house
To borrow some avatar FLAs
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: RobClock on November 19, 2019, 08:02:46 AM
 :golfclap:
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 19, 2019, 03:09:47 PM

The name is Nintendo
Soon I shall feel the wind blow
Slapping out between two cheeks
Sounding similar to chair creeks
Using hands so that cheeks are parted

























































































































I farted
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on November 19, 2019, 03:28:14 PM









a upside-down eiffel tower
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: Thor on November 20, 2019, 08:28:57 PM
There once was a man from Clocktopia
who's cock was like a cornucopia
he said with a sigh
as he started to die
"it's actually just splanchnectopia"
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: MelloYelloClock on November 21, 2019, 07:23:15 PM
Quote from: Thor on November 20, 2019, 08:28:57 PM
There once was a man from Clocktopia
who's cock was like a cornucopia
he said with a sigh
as he started to die
"it's actually just splanchnectopia"
i love splanchnectopia
(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/190213-spanakopita-283-1551192256.jpg)
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: Slurpee on November 21, 2019, 09:21:54 PM
SPLANCHNECTOPIA!
(https://i.imgur.com/gh8NwOB.png)
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on November 23, 2019, 10:00:48 PM
Yes'n how much flash must a man have blammed
before he's a man?

The answer, my friend,
is probably like ten.
The answer is probably 'bout ten.
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: VCRClock on November 25, 2019, 07:58:11 PM
Analyze the following rhyme scheme:

Somebody once asked could you spare some change for gas
I got to get away from this place
I said "yep, what a concep
I could use a little fuel myself
and we could all use a little chaaaaange"
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: VCRClock on November 25, 2019, 07:58:32 PM
WELP

(https://i.imgur.com/qzmO205.jpg)
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: Thor on November 25, 2019, 08:06:38 PM
All Star by Smash Mouth is clearly poetry which uses the advanced structure of the blank verse; something which a plebeian mind can not comprehend. This explains why it's not the most popular song in the world. It's just too sophisticated.

now somebody write a clock crew themed villanelle for me
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: Slurpee on November 25, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
it's not blank verse, it's free verse
almost all pop music is free verse
except for Eminem - The Way I Am, which for some reason is in anapestic tetrameter
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: Thor on November 25, 2019, 10:43:12 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on November 25, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
it's not blank verse, it's free verse
almost all pop music is free verse
except for Eminem - The Way I Am, which for some reason is in anapestic tetrameter
Obviously he's a Dr. Seuss fan
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: ChocolateWaferClock on December 04, 2019, 01:41:33 AM
I can’t walk, also I’m blind.
Ow! Gack! EEE!
Oh wow what I’m fine now
Must’ve been Joe Pesci

https://youtu.be/8r-e2NDSTuE
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: ChocolateWaferClock on December 04, 2019, 10:30:02 PM
Roses are red
The cold makes me shiver
PhantomCat we miss you
Please come back to the discord server
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: Slurpee on December 05, 2019, 12:59:46 AM
.[u2]-_MOv9KTLa4[/u2]
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on December 08, 2019, 01:12:39 PM
Kurt McBain
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 01, 2020, 05:59:12 AM
See? Lab!
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on February 18, 2021, 04:37:30 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 19, 2019, 03:28:14 PM









a upside-down eiffel tower
















i fucking called it i fucking called splatoon 3
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: Slurpee on February 19, 2021, 05:57:58 PM
Quote from: Thor on November 25, 2019, 10:43:12 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on November 25, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
it's not blank verse, it's free verse
almost all pop music is free verse
except for Eminem - The Way I Am, which for some reason is in anapestic tetrameter
Obviously he's a Dr. Seuss fan
jesus christ this was a good joke
Title: Re: Advanced Poetry Thread
Post by: D.VaClock on February 19, 2021, 06:01:49 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
pee pee poo poo