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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: PhantomCatClock on March 03, 2020, 07:30:44 PM

Poll
Question: [redacted]
Option 1: [redacted] votes: 1
Option 2: [rerdacted] votes: 0
Option 3: [rernacded] votes: 0
Option 4: [tornado] votes: 2
Option 5: [potato] votes: 0
Option 6: mayor bloomberg votes: 1
Option 7: trump again votes: 1
Option 8: one of the clintoids votes: 1
Option 9: john hammond votes: 0
Option 10: a butt votes: 11
Title: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 03, 2020, 07:30:44 PM
vote for president
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: RobClock on March 03, 2020, 07:42:35 PM
elections are supposed to be on the 11th of september








you said you'd never forget
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: pop-tart on March 03, 2020, 08:03:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6LU9kA2.png)
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 03, 2020, 08:22:41 PM
relax, this is just for president, not mayor



name removed due to president slurpee's request
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: patriotclock on March 03, 2020, 10:20:00 PM
easiest vote I've ever made
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: Slurpee on March 04, 2020, 02:10:35 AM
is potato bernie
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 04, 2020, 02:48:01 AM
no that's john hammond

potato just rhymes with tornado and tornado potatoes are an appealing street vendor snack
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: Slurpee on March 04, 2020, 02:59:14 AM
hm
a pretty compelling case for potato
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 04, 2020, 03:07:44 AM
well if we lived in a book i wouldn't vote for john hammond but in real life he was a sweet old man
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 04, 2020, 03:08:27 AM
you gotta work god to play god, naw wad i'm sayin'?
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: Slurpee on March 04, 2020, 03:14:50 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 04, 2020, 03:07:44 AM
well if we lived in a book i wouldn't vote for john hammond but in real life he was a sweet old man
I hope I don't live in a michael crichton book, where everybody who agrees with michael chrichton is right and cool and everybody who doesn't agree with michael crichton is a dumb horrible asshole who dies horribly and is probably a pedophile

although, a person in john hammond's position would probably be more like the book's callous irresponsible moneyfucker than richard attenborough's disarming performance as a starry-eyed old dreamer who just wanted to give the world something truly amazing
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: Slurpee on March 04, 2020, 03:15:48 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 04, 2020, 03:08:27 AM
you gotta work god to play god, naw wad i'm sayin'?
i do not
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: RenegadeClock on March 04, 2020, 07:22:03 PM
I vote for Mayor BootyButtCheeks!
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: PolyhedronClock on March 04, 2020, 07:44:13 PM
[redacted] has officially dropped out to support john hammond. can you please update the poll
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: pop-tart on March 04, 2020, 08:55:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/oQCdwDy.png)
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: VCRClock on March 04, 2020, 11:07:28 PM
I was impressed by [tornado]'s recent performance in Nashville
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: BinaryClock on March 05, 2020, 12:00:20 PM
Quote from: pop-tart on March 03, 2020, 08:03:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6LU9kA2.png)

i wasn't sure before
Title: Re: crooked slurpee is dodging the question
Post by: BinaryClock on March 05, 2020, 12:00:36 PM
BUTT NOW