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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: PhantomCatClock on January 03, 2021, 07:38:07 PM

Poll
Question: how do you make your shit sandwiches
Option 1: shit on bread votes: 0
Option 2: shit; put shit on top of bread yourself later votes: 2
Option 3: jar of storebought shit, spread with knife votes: 1
Option 4: a butter knife votes: 1
Option 5: a butt votes: 6
Title: shit sandwich recipe thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 03, 2021, 07:38:07 PM
i wish to know if my method is the most efficient
Title: Re: shit sandwich recipe thread
Post by: RobClock on January 03, 2021, 08:28:33 PM
Holding a log in place between your two cheeks is basically a sandwich
Title: Re: shit sandwich recipe thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 03, 2021, 08:33:56 PM
we are butt cheeks



sometimes shit gets between us, but in the end, we always come back together
Title: Re: shit sandwich recipe thread
Post by: DiscoBallClock on January 04, 2021, 06:00:00 AM
how do you include a butt option and expect us not to vote for it
Title: Re: shit sandwich recipe thread
Post by: RobClock on January 04, 2021, 06:32:10 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 03, 2021, 08:33:56 PM
we are butt cheeks



sometimes shit gets between us, but in the end, we always come back together

Maybe the real sandwich was the friends we made along the way
Title: Re: shit sandwich recipe thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 04, 2021, 11:08:08 PM
we didn't get enough votes in time and now the bread is stale thanks for nothing
Title: Re: shit sandwich recipe thread
Post by: PolyhedronClock on January 05, 2021, 05:21:25 PM
butt option is a relevant answer this time tho
Title: Re: shit sandwich recipe thread
Post by: JambaClock on January 10, 2021, 12:58:19 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 04, 2021, 11:08:08 PM
we didn't get enough votes in time and now the bread is stale thanks for nothing

why don'tcha toast the bread
that's what I usually do when bread stales up