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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: PhantomCatClock on January 17, 2021, 02:26:44 AM

Title: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 17, 2021, 02:26:44 AM
For when shit happens but you aren't exactly looking for a conversation about it. This is not a replacement for such posts on CCBHomogang.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: RobClock on January 17, 2021, 04:23:57 AM
My Instagram search page used to be flooded with blonde and redhead thots, now it's nothing but obnoxious unfunny tiktok videos and how the hell am I supposed to masturbate to this??
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: VCRClock on January 17, 2021, 08:37:09 AM
Quote from: RobClock on January 17, 2021, 04:23:57 AM
My Instagram search page used to be flooded with blonde and redhead thots, now it's nothing but obnoxious unfunny tiktok videos and how the hell am I supposed to masturbate to this??

the instagram algorithm we now have to live with is stupid, and will alter your recommendations based on videos you watched once and give video content you don't care about places of honor in your explore tab

if you're not already doing so, when you see a dumb video or algorithm-milking meme page, you have to tap on the post to open it, go to the 3-dot menu above the post, and select "Not Interested." repeat until your feed is cleansed, then do it all over again when instagram starts showing you makeup tutorials, finger skateboarding and orthodontics repost accounts
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: RobClock on January 17, 2021, 10:21:08 AM
Quote from: VCRClock on January 17, 2021, 08:37:09 AM
Quote from: RobClock on January 17, 2021, 04:23:57 AM
My Instagram search page used to be flooded with blonde and redhead thots, now it's nothing but obnoxious unfunny tiktok videos and how the hell am I supposed to masturbate to this??

the instagram algorithm we now have to live with is stupid, and will alter your recommendations based on videos you watched once and give video content you don't care about places of honor in your explore tab

if you're not already doing so, when you see a dumb video or algorithm-milking meme page, you have to tap on the post to open it, go to the 3-dot menu above the post, and select "Not Interested." repeat until your feed is cleansed, then do it all over again when instagram starts showing you makeup tutorials, finger skateboarding and orthodontics repost accounts

facebook is almost as detestable as google
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 17, 2021, 01:50:36 PM
You can't see Instagram without an account, since Facebook bought it. Is there a single thing they "BOUGHT AND WON'T CHANGE AT ALL WE PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" that they didn't fuck up? I have the VR headset and I'm just going to let it turn into a brick when the update comes—now that I say that, it occurs to me you can probably jailbreak it easily.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 17, 2021, 10:54:36 PM
if our gleaming facebook overlords want instagram to be finger skateboarding tik tok vids from over a year ago instead of women you could probably take a dump on for 500,000 dollars and a yacht ride then that's probably for the best. you can't afford the latter anyways, so why develop unrealistic aspirations when you could buy a finger skateboard and some tech deck dudes RIGHT NOW. it's never too late you still have time to go pro.

anyways 2021 sucks so far it's slightly cold. I can't cope with an environment where the sidewalk isn't melting people's shoes by 3pm. plus youtube deleted my shoe polish focused makeup channel. thank god instagram has my back.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: VCRClock on January 17, 2021, 11:09:29 PM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 17, 2021, 10:54:36 PM
plus youtube deleted my shoe polish focused makeup channel. thank god instagram has my back.

OOOOO IF ZUCKERBERG WOULD JUST LET ME SEARCH INSTAGRAM FOR TEXT CONTENT I COULD SHOW YOU THAT THIS IS BARELY AN EXAGGERATION
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: GreyClock on January 18, 2021, 06:07:27 PM
No complaints.

?
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 18, 2021, 07:10:29 PM
I just found a quarter this is officially the best year ever
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: Slurpee on January 18, 2021, 11:11:44 PM
every student to complete an online sexual harassment prevention training thing (that I've already completed) and I have to do it again as a "refresher" before the damned online registration thinger will let me register for classes

look I hope this prevents rapes fine sure whatever but
1) why quiz me on the answers, if you're going to ignore that I got all the answers right and make me watch a video explaining to me what I already know?
2) who the fuck am I gonna sexually harass I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE MY HOUSE THERE IS A PLAGUE OUTSIDE why am I watching a 20 minute video about how to behave at college parties I don't attend anyway when I'm going to graduate before there's another party?
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: Slurpee on January 18, 2021, 11:43:50 PM
THEY. ARE EXPLAINING. WHAT. A *FUCKING* GPA IS.
WHY DO THEY THINK ANYBODY WATCHING THIS WOULD NOT KNOW THAT
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: Slurpee on January 19, 2021, 12:00:54 AM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW MANY WAYS CAN THEY TELL YOU THAT ALCOHOL AFFECTS YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY I FUCKING GET IT
I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT JUST LET ME CLICK THE FUCKING I GET IT BUTTON FUCKING GOD DAMN IT
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 19, 2021, 12:01:32 AM
how can you know what sexual harrassent is and potential bad behaviors you didn't even know you had are without first knowing the ins and outs of the grading system
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: Slurpee on January 19, 2021, 12:03:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/lDVzt7R.png)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: Slurpee on January 19, 2021, 12:12:18 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/oHQviR2.png)
ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING ME.

I'M GIVING THEM ALL ZEROES ON THE EVALUATION AND I'M TELLING THEM IT MADE ME WANT TO DRINK AND DO DRUGS AND ASSAULT PEOPLE
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: RobClock on January 19, 2021, 02:37:20 AM
Never drink
Never do drugs
Never touch a member of your desired sex
Never make eye contact with a member of your desired sex
Never have covetous or lustful thoughts about a member of your desired sex
Never come within 6' of another human being

The penance for any of the previously listed infractions is a public confession of guilt, mandatory two week period of isolation in a dormitory room, self flagellation, and a donation of at least $50 to the University.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2021, 07:52:07 AM
the webmaster noticed that you pirated starscream hentai  over university wifi and reported you to the dean. now they think you'll paint the printers in the campus library red grey yellow and blue and then rape them.  they hope this will discourage you long enough to graduate.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: VCRClock on January 19, 2021, 11:24:18 AM
Quote from: Slurpee on January 18, 2021, 11:11:44 PM
why am I watching a 20 minute video about how to behave at college parties I don't attend anyway when I'm going to graduate before there's another party?

you may be surprised by the format of the final exam
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 19, 2021, 10:06:30 PM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2021, 07:52:07 AM
hope this will discourage you long enough to graduate.

you of all people probably remember Last Measure. I dodged a bullet by telling our school's IT nerd how to block it and by recognizing the OpenSUSE logo on his wall. We talked about linux instead of putting me in Teenager Jail
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: NintendrCkolc on January 20, 2021, 02:49:57 AM
I need to change my life style in order to achieve my goals but I'm too stupid to do it because my current life style brings me happiness and comfort. I lack disciprine.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: RobClock on January 20, 2021, 03:22:11 AM
It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 20, 2021, 08:47:50 PM
your current lifestyle brings you COMFORT you FOOL happiness comes from the OTHER LIFESTYLE also i forgot what i was going to bitch about today
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 21, 2021, 06:52:53 AM
Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2021, 03:22:11 AM
It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm
"sometimes dead is better"

[u2]hHblwT1Xl2c[/u2]
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: RobClock on January 21, 2021, 08:13:19 AM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 21, 2021, 06:52:53 AM
Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2021, 03:22:11 AM
It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm
"sometimes dead is better"

[u2]hHblwT1Xl2c[/u2]

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e4941adc87325acf1521511634d3902f/tumblr_ohl93dWZdO1ra8hm5o1_1280.png)
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: pop-tart on January 21, 2021, 03:54:22 PM
I've watched both episodes of WandaVision and I don't know what's supposed to be going on and am therefore bored. I understand that's the point, but it matters not. Maybe if they released all episodes the same day, I would binge watch it, but right now I lack the patience for this bologna.

Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on March 01, 2021, 06:36:31 AM
mad at tf2 bots >:(
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: D.VaClock on March 01, 2021, 08:37:56 AM
Cyberpunk 2077 was supposed to be good
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: RobClock on March 01, 2021, 10:27:05 AM
i'm tired
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: NintendrCkolc on March 01, 2021, 06:13:16 PM
Quote from: RobClock on January 21, 2021, 08:13:19 AM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 21, 2021, 06:52:53 AM
Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2021, 03:22:11 AM
It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm
"sometimes dead is better"

[u2]hHblwT1Xl2c[/u2]

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e4941adc87325acf1521511634d3902f/tumblr_ohl93dWZdO1ra8hm5o1_1280.png)

On a related note, I've got an ALMOST complete copy of duke 3d in box but no mouse pad. Been trying to buy the mouse pad loose off of ebay and the only one currently available is 100 fucking dollars. Fuck spending 100 fucking dollars for a fucking mouse pad, idc if it does hold a special place in my heart.

I offered this fucker 45 dollars for it and he declined it immediately. Mouse pad has been on ebay for OVER a month. Good luck retard.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: RobClock on March 01, 2021, 07:30:14 PM
Hell for sure get it. I can think of at least one highly autistic spaz in the Duke community with a seemingly unending supply of money to throw at making anything related to the franchise scarce to the point of ludicrous expense.


My boxed copy of Duke 3D just never had the mousepad to begin with so it's technically 'complete'
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: Deodorant on March 01, 2021, 07:37:18 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock on March 01, 2021, 06:36:31 AM
mad at tf2 bots >:(

It's been a year since my last botless game :emo:
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: Redbook Clock on March 02, 2021, 09:06:36 PM
friday night funkin
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 06:21:34 AM
we've been in lockdown since mid-january and this is to go on until april aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: D.VaClock on March 03, 2021, 08:45:04 AM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 06:21:34 AM
we've been in lockdown since mid-january and this is to go on until april aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Speaking of which, my tooth hurts, and dentist isn't proper open yet
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 10:57:58 AM
Quote from: D.VaClock on March 03, 2021, 08:45:04 AM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 06:21:34 AM
we've been in lockdown since mid-january and this is to go on until april aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Speaking of which, my tooth hurts, and dentist isn't proper open yet

it's been months since i've had my hair cut and it's too big
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: GreyClock on March 03, 2021, 12:59:03 PM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 10:57:58 AM
Quote from: D.VaClock on March 03, 2021, 08:45:04 AM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 06:21:34 AM
we've been in lockdown since mid-january and this is to go on until april aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Speaking of which, my tooth hurts, and dentist isn't proper open yet

it's been months since i've had my hair cut and it's too big
I just cut my own at this point. Comb everything together, bundle it op top, till you get like a palm tree of hair, cut straight at a certain point. It's fine.

I have semi-long, straight hair though.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 03, 2021, 02:50:18 PM
I shaved my head when my store closed and by the time we reopened it looked like normal short guy hair
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: Slurpee on March 04, 2021, 05:34:08 PM
I have a scene from a youtube poop stuck in my head
the doctor rabbit in the hot air balloon shows up and he has chad warden's voice and he tells the hotel mario mario bros about the ps triple. and he says "get all the honeys with the pstriple" and mario responds "[mario voice] we gotta get [chad warden voice] the honeys with the ps triple"
it makes me laugh and I want to watch it again but it's really, really hard to find because there's like dozens youtube poops with this premise but none of them are as funny as the one I'm thinking of

it might have been a mrsimon which sucks because he deleted all his shit so many times
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: Thor on March 19, 2021, 09:22:43 PM
Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2021, 03:22:11 AM
It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm
At least Mount and Blade Bannerlord came out and was pretty good even if it's still not finished. I waited like 11 years for that one
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 20, 2021, 01:58:41 AM
when are these god damned bastards going to release a tempo-corrected vib-ribbon soundtrack
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: NintendrCkolc on March 20, 2021, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: RobClock on March 01, 2021, 07:30:14 PM
Hell for sure get it. I can think of at least one highly autistic spaz in the Duke community with a seemingly unending supply of money to throw at making anything related to the franchise scarce to the point of ludicrous expense.


My boxed copy of Duke 3D just never had the mousepad to begin with so it's technically 'complete'

Found one for 70......... so uh yeah, goal achieved lol.

Just checked to see if the 100 dollar one is still up for sale and YUP. What a fucking idiot. Nobody's gonna spend 100 fucking dollars for a fucking mouse pad.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Duke-Nukem-3D-Mouse-Pad-Rare-Pc-Big-Box-Original-OG-Big-Box-Loot-Video-Game-OOP/114653781139?hash=item1ab1e5dc93:g:r6EAAOSwauJgEb-o

:shifty:
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 07, 2021, 05:54:29 PM
there was a survey on wowhead where you had a one in a zillion chance to win $10 or whatever and they asked you a shitload of questions about your age and what consoles you play and what games you like and it takes maybe 5-10 minutes to answer all the qualifiers only to get a "sorry, you don't qualify for this survey" which is i guess normal survey drivel but 1) this was supposedly a student research thing and not a marketing research thing and 2) this was for premium users only, so you're paying like $15 for the honor of that annoying bullshit. this extremely minor drama brought to you by the 2021 bitching thread, over and out
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: DiscoBallClock on June 08, 2021, 06:40:13 AM
house hunting sucks dick and balls
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: miracle fruit on June 12, 2021, 06:14:28 AM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock on June 08, 2021, 06:40:13 AM
house hunting sucks dick and balls

this isnt the humblebrag thread u prick hows abouts you rent for the rest of your miserable life like the rest of us losers
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: miracle fruit on June 12, 2021, 06:20:20 AM
at least i have over 15k ccs
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: RobClock on June 12, 2021, 07:24:53 PM
Quote from: NintendrCkolc on March 20, 2021, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: RobClock on March 01, 2021, 07:30:14 PM
Hell for sure get it. I can think of at least one highly autistic spaz in the Duke community with a seemingly unending supply of money to throw at making anything related to the franchise scarce to the point of ludicrous expense.


My boxed copy of Duke 3D just never had the mousepad to begin with so it's technically 'complete'

Found one for 70......... so uh yeah, goal achieved lol.

Just checked to see if the 100 dollar one is still up for sale and YUP. What a fucking idiot. Nobody's gonna spend 100 fucking dollars for a fucking mouse pad.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Duke-Nukem-3D-Mouse-Pad-Rare-Pc-Big-Box-Original-OG-Big-Box-Loot-Video-Game-OOP/114653781139?hash=item1ab1e5dc93:g:r6EAAOSwauJgEb-o

:shifty:

Now he's asking 85 lmao
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: DiscoBallClock on June 14, 2021, 06:32:25 AM
Quote from: miracle fruit on June 12, 2021, 06:14:28 AM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock on June 08, 2021, 06:40:13 AM
house hunting sucks dick and balls

this isnt the humblebrag thread u prick hows abouts you rent for the rest of your miserable life like the rest of us losers

renting is actually more expensive than buying over here u dick
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 14, 2021, 06:39:31 AM
yeah, if you have your life together enough to do it, buying is generally cheaper per month here, and then you sell the house when you wanna move because none of us are immune to that nomad lifestyle
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: NintendrCkolc on June 22, 2021, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: RobClock on June 12, 2021, 07:24:53 PM
Now he's asking 85 lmao

Fucking kek. That's STILL too much money imo. 50 dollars and it'd sell no problem. I'm still kinda annoyed I forked over 70 for mine but whatever. It brings the room together.
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: JambaClock on June 26, 2021, 12:47:19 AM
can't really make a new topic since i don't really have topic making privileges anymore, but i feel it's time for me to go resubmit this ol' logo i thought up a year ago, as clockday is in two months: (https://i.imgur.com/iaxnmym.png)

whaddya say
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 26, 2021, 03:51:26 AM
it is easier to get forgiveness than permission
Title: Re: 2021 Official Bitching Thread
Post by: VCRClock on June 26, 2021, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: JambaClock on June 26, 2021, 12:47:19 AM
can't really make a new topic since i don't really have topic making privileges anymore, but i feel it's time for me to go resubmit this ol' logo i thought up a year ago, as clockday is in two months: (https://i.imgur.com/iaxnmym.png)

whaddya say

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