Clock Crew

extremely advanced haikus only all other will be towed

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 02, 2021, 09:12:08 PM
extremely advanced haikus only all other will be towed

hate to say it, but you're missing two syllables. gonna need your teeth

inside you is two wolves |
one is hungry and the other is hungry |
Duran Duran Duran Duran

Do I even care?

This thread's only one page long

Comment on my flies.

your face is a butt /

butts are all around us here /

my face is a butt

please vote in the poll |
VCR needs the info |
great changes to come

super good haiku
super good haiku again
bottom text

a sea of midgets
across the way i see him
my taller equal
the most advanced haiku

(https://i.imgur.com/i9O6ZSb.jpg)

There once was a man
He hailed from great Nantucket
His balls red and huge

He hired a strumpet
For five hours did he fuck it,
and yet, could not splooge

once in a lifetime
water flowing underground
same as it ever

Quote from: PannacottaClock on March 08, 2021, 06:46:33 AM
once in a lifetime
water flowing underground
same as it ever

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old john the baptist
crying holy to the lord
locust and honey

if it had not been
for cotton eye joe biden
i would have two large

i can't get to sleep
i think about diving deep
the implications

five years of warning
the death of flash came easy
i will use blender



blender 2d rocks
fun and easy cartoon work
better put it off

look inside eye lids
witness your solipsism
mandelbrot setback

edit: the next post
is now preventing me from
posts ever again

your post count is the
Power Rangers SNE
S fighter password

bill s. preston
theodore logan
it snows on mt Fuji

My butt hair tangled;
the time came for my release;
on the net it stuck.

Guess who's back again.
The frog is back, tell a friend,
That the frog is back.

the forbidden word,
lame ass mods banned me from twitch,
homer is his son

ice cream pink lambo
your ass is the sliding door
this was at wal-mart

Adam Driver
in
a wizard hat

Be your champion
Have your way once I leave you
but I will leave you




I have aged greatly
Summers off the coast of home
can you still love me



Your mind is relaxed
patterns away, you see her
diamond-winged Lucy



Devout of meaning
you'd think this line had too many syllables
but it's what we wrote.



Man completely lost
as blind as he wants to be
I wish to connect



Companionless ilk,
she died waiting for nothing
he lived despite her



Blue skies and green seas
we have everything we need
our friends are all here



I own what I see
I can vote five on all flash
all you need is clock

Whoops, I meant to say:

I can get by with their help,
I just need their love and FUCK I FORGOT HEY BULLDOG THIS TRANSLATION IS RUINED

guess what I found out
I won't beat around the bush
she's a prostitute

There once was a man from Peru
whose haiku ended on line two.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"if my ear were a whore, I would fuck it!"

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on April 14, 2021, 06:31:42 PM
There once was a man from Peru
whose haiku ended on line two.

No, no, no, man. You're makin' me fall asleep. To death, bro. The line is:

say wha wha wha wha
wha wha wha wha wha wha wha
wha wha wha wha whaaat

Quote from: VCRClock on April 14, 2021, 10:10:19 PM
No, no, no, man. You're
makin' me fall asleep. To
death, bro. The line is:

Si, sabes que ya
llevo un rato mirán,
tengo que bailar

contigo hoy, D
vi que tu mirada ya
estaba llamán

dome, muéstrame
el camino que yo voy,
oh tu, tu eres

el imán y yo
soy el metal









this is more work than i wanted it to be pretend i did it with We Didn't Start the Fire instead the joke was the last line was when he says DESPACITO but that's way later in the song than i remembered good night

dun dun dun
dun dun dun
dun dun dun

oh yeah I
the the beatles
the the the beatles the

when I
the the beatles
the the the beatles theeeeee

the the the beatles theee
the the the beatles the

the the
the the beatles
the the the beatles the

the the
the the beatles
the the the beatles theeeeeeeeeeeeee

the the the beatles theee
the the the beatles the

the the the the the the the beatles, the the
the the the the the the the beatles, the the the
the the the
the the the
the the the

can somebody tell the discord I'm sorry I haven't hosted jackbox the last two weeks but also I'm not doing it this week because I'm working on the villains collab conclusion
I'd tell them myself but I'm logged into discord on the pc partition of my computer and flash is on the mac side and idk what my password is and I don't feel like resetting it

please and thank you

that's imposwsible nobody can relay that message

oh this isn't ccbt

damn

oh well, I guess they'll just have to do without

please rephrase your question as a haiku and we'll get back to you in five, seven, and then five more business days

your heart will go
pitter-pat, watching felix
das wonderful cat

tried to write haiku
second line had eight syllables
ultimate disgrace

viet
fucking
nam

but all i've done sance
is shit my pants.
all i've done sance
is shit my pants,
shit my pants.

a man lays his seed
human instinct is to feed
once belonged to chuck

a not a advanced haiku:


white poop emoji
stuck on the car's back window.
a fecal decal

Dear Power Rangers,
       Go, Go.
             Love,
Inspector Gadget

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on August 23, 2022, 07:51:45 PMDear Power Rangers,
      Go, Go.
            Love,
Inspector Gadget

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ecf5rR5WkAAk93h?format=png)

homeless guy spanging
at the drive-up atm
spare a $20, man?

..on a hippie trail, head full of zombie.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous,
she took me in and gave me breakfast,
and she said,
"Plaaaaaay the best soooong in the world, or I'll eat your souls"

sonic,
he can really move,
sonic

one two three four five,
one two three four five six eight,
one two three four five

thighwangular jism

the haiku was wrong
it had too many syllables
it made the nerd mad

wind-up bouncing marsupial, the clockw roo

There sure are a lot of lemon-stealing whores at this beach,
I'm not at the beach. This is a bathtub!
I think you should get out of the bathtub, and we should turn around to look at our prized lemon tree.

cowabungus

clock crew confessional,
   you know who you are,
i'm sorry i called you a buffoon

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 27, 2024, 08:27:58 AMclock crew confessional,
  you know who you are,
i'm sorry i called you a buffoon

apologize accepted, smeghead

A natural name
      Brother of Huey; Louie,
He's the morning grass

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 29, 2024, 10:53:34 PMA natural name
      Brother of Huey; Louie,
He's the morning grass

ooh, well done

I've got cool friends like Jacob and Jose,
  and they make out with me
    ev-er-y day