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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: PhantomCatClock on November 02, 2021, 12:44:10 PM

Title: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: PhantomCatClock on November 02, 2021, 12:44:10 PM
i replaced the accelerometer in my iphone with the tilt sensor from my dad's old pinball table and now rotation doesn't work at all :( please help
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: Thor on November 02, 2021, 06:43:26 PM
i gave my computer a bath and now it won't turn on what do i do is it sulking?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: VCRClock on November 02, 2021, 07:55:18 PM
(https://www.bhphotovideo.com/images/images2500x2500/uncaged_ergonomics_welb_workez_light_folding_laptop_1447113.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: PhantomCatClock on November 02, 2021, 08:11:06 PM
vcr: for tech support invest in a computer bra
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: VCRClock on November 02, 2021, 08:20:50 PM
right to repair? more like right to disassemble and forget how to put back together
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: PhantomCatClock on November 02, 2021, 10:28:26 PM
i finally got the right to repair both my imac and my john deere tractor, but the damned machines tell me they are personally not giving their consent to a repair :(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: PannacottaClock on November 03, 2021, 04:30:12 AM
i fear my pacemaker may be haunted

it goes haywire when i look at a specific person?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: Thor on January 15, 2022, 12:35:38 AM
Quote from: PannacottaClock on November 03, 2021, 04:30:12 AM
i fear my pacemaker may be haunted

it goes haywire when i look at a specific person?
That's normal behavior, it's either fear or love. Probably both.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 15, 2022, 12:19:23 PM
in my ongoing war against the machines I have decided to blow up my computer and only animate via lite brite stop motion. will update when computer is destroyed.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 15, 2022, 12:20:58 PM
UPDATE: turns out pop rocks aren't explosive even if you heat them up in the microwave it just makes your computer sticky. on the plus side it's is now filled with ants but I can't command the ants in control panel and they aren't showing up in task manager. I think one of them bit me.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 15, 2022, 04:10:14 PM
I legit had an ant in a macbook, back when those were plastic. I could see it crawling under the screen—which was on, by the way




i just ignored the problem and nothing bad ever came of it
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: Slurpee on January 15, 2022, 04:13:34 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 15, 2022, 04:10:14 PM
I legit had an ant in a macbook, back when those were plastic. I could see it crawling under the screen—which was on, by the way




i just ignored the problem and nothing bad ever came of it
computer bug
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: VCRClock on January 15, 2022, 09:52:12 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 02, 2021, 10:28:26 PM
i finally got the right to repair both my imac and my john deere tractor, but the damned machines tell me they are personally not giving their consent to a repair :(

i understood this joke congrats on your right to repair

for replacement parts simply mail in two of the defective part you are trying to replace and 1/2 the value of your device in cash (since being able to use it is about half its value, is it not?)

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 15, 2022, 04:10:14 PM
I legit had an ant in a macbook, back when those were plastic. I could see it crawling under the screen—which was on, by the way

you didn't use the ant cursor? what did you think cmd+click was for
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: miracle fruit on January 16, 2022, 12:51:31 AM
i cant login to the discord it gives me this weird error

(https://i.imgur.com/0PNNjtu.jpg)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: PannacottaClock on February 15, 2022, 04:14:36 AM
Is it possible to change the address of a mailing list but do it so that I don't have to update everyone on what the new address is? Like can I redirect everything they send to the old address to the new one as well?

I'm using mailman mailing list service
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: PhantomCatClock on February 15, 2022, 12:26:57 PM
do it without telling anyone

it's easier to get forgiveness than permission
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 14, 2022, 12:49:09 AM
i really need to click something that is to the right of my cursor but my mouse is already on the edge of the desk mat
Title: Re: OFFICIAL TECH SUPPORT THREAD post here for tech support
Post by: VCRClock on March 14, 2022, 09:33:57 AM
that's tough man. I ran out of mousepad space once and it wouldn't let me click the button to order another mousepad for more space. I had to drive to Staples