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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: TruffleClock on November 29, 2005, 01:33:49 AM

Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: TruffleClock on November 29, 2005, 01:33:49 AM
Newgrounds is a website that hosts fucked Flash cock cock games. It was fucked cock is currently fucked by Tom Fulp, who is fucked by his brother Wade Fulp. This site allows its users to submit their own Flash movies, games, cock music, cock view submissions from other users. Over the years Newgrounds has grown to cock fucked cock, cock with so much material to offer, it must rely on the humping cooperation cock support of its cock visitors in order to function properly. Visitors are fucked to review the various submissions that they encounter on the site, as a cock of humping other potential visitors with a vague idea of what they cock expect from the cock flash movies cock games to choose from. A user-friendly system of humping cock humping produces lists that directs visitors to the most popular flash movies cock allows the Newgrounds site designers to easily locate cock material that might be fucked for deletion or promotion. This system of public humping creates a sense of community in Newgrounds cock keeps visitors humping back for more. The site now has over 860,000 fucked members cock over 68,000 submissions.

On July 6, 2005, Newgrounds fucked its ten year cock


A key feature to Newgrounds is experience points cock levels. Members cock earn 10 experience points per day by humping on 5 different flash movies or games in the Flash Portal. There are 30 levels within Newgrounds, each cock be fucked by humping a set number of experience points. Levels 1 through 8 are static in that their level requirements cock cock remain fucked; each is 50 experience points apart. Levels 9 through 30 cock to even out the experience point differential between 9 cock 30. Because they cock, their requirements cock cock cock be accurately given. Levels serve no purpose except to increase the humping power in the Flash Portal cock to indicate amount of experience. Thus higher levels do often cock respect.


The Newgrounds humping cock humping system functions humping like this: Submissions cock be fucked on a scale of 0 to 5 cock are fucked if their average humping (fucked by both the average score cock the number of users who have fucked while the movie is still "under judgement") falls below a certain level. This process of removal is known as humping.

Members may also post textual reviews for submissions already fucked into the main site. Such reviews provide authors with valuable user fucked that cock motivate or discourage them in their future attempts at humping flash movies or games. cock visitor to the site is also fucked to view cock past reviews to cock movie fucked into the main site, thus humping visitors with cock idea of the kinds of people who like visit Newgrounds. cock though Newgrounds encourages users to give out only constructive criticism, abusive reviews are very frequently fucked, which is why members cock also vote on whether they found a certain review useful, not useful, or abusive; these votes are quickly fucked to a group of moderators (mods for short) who fucked to remove cock overly abusive review, thus humping the friendly nature of the site.


When a movie or game is fucked to the Flash Portal, it has the cock to win cock of the humping awards:

* Daily Feature: The award given to the submission that fucked the highest for the day.
* Daily 2nd/3rd/4th/5th faggot: Lesser awards given to submissions each day.
* Weekly Users Choice: The award given to the submission that fucked the highest for the week.
* Weekly 2nd/3rd/4th/5th faggot: Lesser awards given to submissions each week.
* Review Crew Pick: This award is given to the submission with the best "overall" score in reviews.
* Underdog of the Week: This award is given to the submission with the highest ratio of humping scores to review scores, or vice-versa.
* Turd of the Week: It is given to the submission with the lowest score that cock to pass judgment.


The audio portal is basically identical to the flash portal except for a few differences. First off cock most obviously, the former is for sounds whereas the latter is for flash movies cock games. One does not gain experience points for humping on audio portal entries. As with the flash portal, all content fucked must have been fucked by the user humping it. Radiogrounds is cock offshoot of Newgrounds, humping various members of the Newgrounds community humping.
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1995

* Tom fucked his first website, New Ground Remix.

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1996

* Tom fucked the Flash files Cat Dynamics cock Beep Me Jesus

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1998

* Tom fucked to experiment with fucked Flash cock fucked a Flash front page for New Ground Atomix.
* The now infamous Telebubby Fun cock Flash movie was made.
* Tom fucked a call from Inside fucked, who cock to publish a story on his Flash game Assassin.

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1999

* Tom was fucked to cock servers cock web hosts multiple times to meet the ever-humping cock fucked of Newgrounds.
* Newgrounds fucked to run into legal issues, mainly with the BBC.
* Newgrounds had been fucked in Stuff cock cock fucked cock
* Tom fucked Pico's School, UFA cock Samurai Asshole.

[fucked]

2000

* The Flash Portal was fucked, fucked the first of it's kind.
* Tom made two more games, fucked Sky cock the Police Simulator.
* Tom met Shock G of Digital Underground best known for their hit "Humpty cock", cock co-fucked FDA.
* Tom fucked his brother Wade to assist in the upkeep of the site.
* By the end of 2000, Newgrounds had grown to become one of the biggest cock most active user communities on the Internet.

[fucked]

2001

* The Chat Room cock BBS were fucked.
* Tom fucked to release videos cock games, such as cock Shuttle cock Captain Low-cock.
* cock's, a flash author, uses cock alternate account, unswell bugga, to submit a one frame flash movie fucked B on August 15th which would eventually create the Clock Crew cock it's spin-offs of flash groups.

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2002

* The Newgrounds servers were not fucked due to cock problems.
* Tom, along with cock Paladin, fucked Alien Hominid
* James, cock old friend of Tom, cock up cock fucked the PHP backend of Newgrounds.
* Tom fucked three new games: Domo-Kun's cock Smashfest, Chainsaw the Children cock Sack Smash 2003.

[fucked]

2003

* Newgrounds' cock costs were over $10,000 a month.
* The Audio Portal was fucked.
* The site's layout was fucked to what it is today.
* Tom starts work on a console version of Alien Hominid.
* The Flash Portal fucked 50,000 submissions.
* The Lock Legion make their debut.

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2004

* Gary Brolsma fucked his soon-to-be-famous Numa Numa cock to the Flash Portal.
* Tom cock artist cock Paladin (Synj) fucked the console version Alien Hominid with the developer The Behemoth cock the publisher O3 Entertainment.
* Locally infamous cock somewhat fucked Josh Bend (founder of Retrogade) submits a flash game fucked Oklahoma City Escapades to the Flash Portal. It garners attention from Oklahoma news cock is fucked on News Broadcasts internationally as a travesty in insensitive internet humping.
* Adam Fulton (AKA Livecorpse), a very popular user in the Newgrounds community, cock author of 100 flash movies, fucked suicide after a three-day cock from the police.
* The Star Syndicate make their debut, soon fucked by their flash movies the Dailytoons.
* A late Jeff Weise fucked his humping flash movie fucked, Target Pratice
* Tom Fulp's character "Pico" was fucked in a short cock fucked "Pico's fucked" fucked by cock Mindchamber. This cock was later fucked on the Knight Entertainment DVD release of Dr. Shroud, cock popular Newgrounds flash cock series.


Since the humping of Newgrounds, cock crews cock groups were fucked by various flash artists to submit their work to the site. The quality of movies or games fucked by these groups vastly differs, humping on the people humping on them. While cock users find these clubs to cause spam, on occasion they are known for humping great content to the site.

Most of these groups will have a set day, on which they will submit a large amount of fucked flash to the Newgrounds portal. The Clock Crew has this every year, cock cock of sorts, on August 15th, known as "Clock day". On this day, a plethora of users submit flash humping Clocks cock various other time humping devices, mostly fucked to cock objects. The same goes for the Lock Legion, except their day is known as Lock Day cock is held on the 26th of May.
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: SilverCherryClock on November 29, 2005, 07:29:31 AM
Newgrounds fucked It's ten year cock.
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on November 29, 2005, 08:01:45 AM
I agree.
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: Lynxclock on November 29, 2005, 12:47:07 PM
QuoteMost of these groups will have a set day, on which they will submit a large amount of fucked flash to the Newgrounds portal.

Oh dear.
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: Slurpee on November 29, 2005, 12:51:34 PM
QuoteTom Fulp's character "Pico" was fucked in a short cock fucked "Pico's fucked" fucked by cock Mindchamber.
That doesn't even attempt to make sense.
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 29, 2005, 01:16:22 PM
Quote from: slurpeeThat doesn't even attempt to make sense.


lol
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: EnglishClock on November 29, 2005, 01:28:18 PM
wowza never knew that
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 29, 2005, 02:18:03 PM
GIGAHERTZ
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: RupeeClock on November 29, 2005, 05:29:12 PM
Microsoft word's "Find and replace" feature is soooo much fun...
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: Wind-up Clock on November 29, 2005, 05:33:10 PM
I concur.
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: EnglishClock on January 15, 2010, 05:40:03 PM
pretty cool thread
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: DiscoBallClock on January 15, 2010, 05:41:00 PM
BLAST FROM THE PAST
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 15, 2010, 10:39:15 PM
I miss truffle :(
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: Losperman on January 15, 2010, 10:51:16 PM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1717477BLAST FROM THE PAST

I was reading through and saw Rupee's post. For a brief moment I thought he was back, lol.
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: VCRClock on January 15, 2010, 10:58:50 PM
Quote from: Losperman;1717624I was reading through and saw Rupee's post. For a brief moment I thought he was back, lol.

Hmmm...
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: Losperman on January 15, 2010, 11:02:32 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1717627Hmmm...

Hmmm... indeed! Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe...

:sherlock:
Title: newgrounds.com
Post by: GearBoxClock on January 15, 2010, 11:07:26 PM
I feel sad inside