Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 16, 2005, 09:58:10 PM
Post by: neko on December 16, 2005, 09:58:10 PM
i got pissed at my parents and ran off1 hour down the road and there were my parents. T_T''
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: GodClock on December 16, 2005, 09:59:00 PM
Post by: GodClock on December 16, 2005, 09:59:00 PM
rofl ow3nel'd
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Post by: SamFisherKlawk on December 16, 2005, 09:59:10 PM
Post by: SamFisherKlawk on December 16, 2005, 09:59:10 PM
Did they spank you?
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Post by: neko on December 16, 2005, 09:59:46 PM
Post by: neko on December 16, 2005, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: SamfisherclockDid they spank you?naw i just got yelled at.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: PandaClock on December 16, 2005, 10:00:05 PM
Post by: PandaClock on December 16, 2005, 10:00:05 PM
Shout "MOM, DAD! I MISSED YOU!"
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Post by: neko on December 16, 2005, 10:01:48 PM
Post by: neko on December 16, 2005, 10:01:48 PM
Quote from: PandaClockShout "MOM, DAD! I MISSED YOU!"that wont work,tried allready.
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Post by: Topcatyo on December 16, 2005, 10:01:55 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 16, 2005, 10:01:55 PM
Quote from: PandaClockShout "MOM, DAD! I MISSED YOU!"Damn good advice, right there.
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Post by: Thor on December 16, 2005, 10:04:15 PM
Post by: Thor on December 16, 2005, 10:04:15 PM
Say that you WANTED to stay home, but you where attacked by zombies, who carried you where you are now, and you JUST excaped right befor they got there, so you didn't have time to call them.
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Post by: SwitchbladeClock on December 16, 2005, 10:04:24 PM
Post by: SwitchbladeClock on December 16, 2005, 10:04:24 PM
I find it funny when parents ground there kids when they get caught doing drugs, or running away.
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Post by: GodClock on December 16, 2005, 10:06:39 PM
Post by: GodClock on December 16, 2005, 10:06:39 PM
I find it funny how you got totally owned.
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Post by: SpinningCubeClock on December 16, 2005, 10:29:26 PM
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on December 16, 2005, 10:29:26 PM
lol. owned.
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Post by: DryIce on December 16, 2005, 10:31:36 PM
Post by: DryIce on December 16, 2005, 10:31:36 PM
And that's why you don't stick to the main roads.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 16, 2005, 10:39:06 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 16, 2005, 10:39:06 PM
Forum girl found.
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Post by: DrClock on December 16, 2005, 10:42:25 PM
Post by: DrClock on December 16, 2005, 10:42:25 PM
Quote from: SwitchBladeClockI find it funny when parents ground there kids when they get caught doing drugs, or running away.i got cought for drugs at school twice, not fun
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Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 17, 2005, 12:19:58 AM
Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 17, 2005, 12:19:58 AM
I got caught smoking pot by my english teacher. Solution = give him some pot and it never happened.
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Post by: GodClock on December 17, 2005, 01:32:15 AM
Post by: GodClock on December 17, 2005, 01:32:15 AM
Quote from: TurtleSoup13 year old girls who run away from home always turn into prostitutes. Be thankful you have parents who care.
Good point.
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Post by: Valkyrie on December 17, 2005, 01:57:58 AM
Post by: Valkyrie on December 17, 2005, 01:57:58 AM
Indeed. Sure you may be pissed off at your parents, but take a good look at where you are right now. You have a computer sitting infront of you, you have food, and shelter, and you haven't been kicked out by your parents. If they didn't give a shit, you'd be locked in a cellar somewhere, out on the streets, or in an adoption center.
You've got it better than most, I dare say. ^^
You've got it better than most, I dare say. ^^
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Post by: CrustClock on December 17, 2005, 04:30:34 AM
Post by: CrustClock on December 17, 2005, 04:30:34 AM
Why did you run away from home in the first place?
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Post by: StrangeClock on December 17, 2005, 05:32:14 AM
Post by: StrangeClock on December 17, 2005, 05:32:14 AM
didn't want to eat your veggies, did you?
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Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 07:06:57 AM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 07:06:57 AM
Not a whole hour down the road!
Damn, hardcore.
Damn, hardcore.
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Post by: FlashlightClock on December 17, 2005, 07:37:24 AM
Post by: FlashlightClock on December 17, 2005, 07:37:24 AM
Quote from: TurtleSoup13 year old girls who run away from home always turn into prostitutes. Be thankful you have parents who care./wisdom
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 11:27:45 AM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 11:27:45 AM
Quote from: TurtleSoup13 year old girls who run away from home always turn into prostitutes. Be thankful you have parents who care.[/QUOTE/]actually im 14.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 17, 2005, 11:34:49 AM
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 17, 2005, 11:34:49 AM
Quote from: nekoQuote from: TurtleSoup13 year old girls who run away from home always turn into prostitutes. Be thankful you have parents who care.[/QUOTE/]actually im 14.
then you get uppgraded from prostitue to mcdonalds worker.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:36:00 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:36:00 AM
I tried to run away from my penis once by cutting it off, but I was too much of a pussy.
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Post by: BunnyClock on December 17, 2005, 11:37:09 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on December 17, 2005, 11:37:09 AM
Quote from: ElementsClockI tried to run away from my penis once by cutting it off, but I was too much of a pussy.
So did it grow back on?
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 11:39:22 AM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 11:39:22 AM
Quote from: HarmonyClockQuote from: nekothen you get uppgraded from prostitue to mcdonalds worker.i have a job at a metaphysical store..
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Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:39:23 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:39:23 AM
Quote from: BunnyClockSo did it grow back on?I said that I tried, I didn't say that I did it.
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Post by: BunnyClock on December 17, 2005, 11:43:46 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on December 17, 2005, 11:43:46 AM
Quote from: ElementsClockI said that I tried, I didn't say that I did it.
Oh, that's because i pretended to cut my penis off one time, and a second grew on.... Haha i fooled my own body, now i can finally use both of my hands at once.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:45:44 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:45:44 AM
Quote from: BunnyClockOh, that's because i pretended to cut my penis off one time, and a second grew on.... Haha i fooled my own body, now i can finally use both of my hands at once.Go seek help, before you start to kill people.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: BunnyClock on December 17, 2005, 11:48:42 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on December 17, 2005, 11:48:42 AM
Quote from: ElementsClockGo seek help, before you start to kill people.
Hey calm down, i was just kidding, and back to the topic i considered running away once, but then i thought how good i actually have it at home.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: RupeeClock on December 17, 2005, 11:50:52 AM
Post by: RupeeClock on December 17, 2005, 11:50:52 AM
Quote from: BunnyClockHey calm down, i was just kidding, and back to the topic i considered running away once, but then i thought how good i actually have it at home.
This is elements, he takes everything more seriously than I do even.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:51:59 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:51:59 AM
Quote from: RupeeClockThis is elements, he takes everything more seriously than I do even.Hey, maybe I was joking around myself.
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Post by: RupeeClock on December 17, 2005, 11:55:02 AM
Post by: RupeeClock on December 17, 2005, 11:55:02 AM
Quote from: ElementsClockHey, maybe I was joking around myself.
You're too serious to be a joker. : (
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:55:18 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 17, 2005, 11:55:18 AM
Quote from: RupeeClockYou're too serious to be a joker. : (Fuck you.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 12:01:36 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 12:01:36 PM
Quote from: ElementsClockFuck you.silly elements. :)
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Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 12:06:34 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 12:06:34 PM
Quote from: nekoQuote from: HarmonyClocki have a job at a metaphysical store..
You actually don't, because unless your parents run the store, your boss is using child labor for his sick disgusting profit ways.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 17, 2005, 12:17:38 PM
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 17, 2005, 12:17:38 PM
Quote from: nekoQuote from: HarmonyClocki have a job at a metaphysical store..
But you cant really continue that job if you run away can ya?
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 12:37:08 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 12:37:08 PM
Quote from: HarmonyClockQuote from: nekoBut you cant really continue that job if you run away can ya?yea.
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 03:25:39 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 03:25:39 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoupWow thats a really huge difference there. Now the pimps are going to say "She's 14 shes too old to prostitute" and they'll turn to some other runaway kid.eh?
Right.
i live in klan territory,i dont think pimps would live around where i live,but thnx for your opinion.
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Post by: PossumClock on December 17, 2005, 03:40:22 PM
Post by: PossumClock on December 17, 2005, 03:40:22 PM
Why did you run away?
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 03:48:04 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 03:48:04 PM
Quote from: Possum ClockWhy did you run away?read 1ts post.
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Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 03:50:08 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 03:50:08 PM
Quote from: nekoeh?
i live in klan territory,i dont think pimps would live around where i live,but thnx for your opinion.
Quoting for racial stereotype ban (All pimps are black)
EDIT:
Quote from: nekoread 1ts post.
Oh, so you ran off because you're a teenager who gets pissed at their parents (BECUASE I NEVER HAVE LOL), so you ran away, making them worry more.
Nice job playing the drama card.
DOUBLE EDIT:
Quote from: nekoits true and im not racist.
You heard it here first folks. DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY ADMINS AND SUPERMODS.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 03:51:41 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 03:51:41 PM
Quote from: SnappleQuoting for racial stereotype ban (All pimps are black)its true and im not racist.
i can't shoot at the klan cuz theyll burn down my house and thats not cool.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on December 17, 2005, 03:54:17 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 17, 2005, 03:54:17 PM
Quote from: SnappleQuoting for racial stereotype ban (All pimps are black)
EDIT:
Oh, so you ran off because you're a teenager who gets pissed at their parents (BECUASE I NEVER HAVE LOL), so you ran away, making them worry more.
Nice job playing the drama card.
DOUBLE EDIT:
You heard it here first folks. DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY ADMINS AND SUPERMODS.
I kinda agree with her, show me a white pimp, then I'll believe you.
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 03:57:28 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 03:57:28 PM
Quote from: SnappleQuoting for racial stereotype ban (All pimps are black)why should i get banned?its not my fault the klan moved its territory around my part of the street.
EDIT:
Oh, so you ran off because you're a teenager who gets pissed at their parents (BECUASE I NEVER HAVE LOL), so you ran away, making them worry more.
Nice job playing the drama card.
DOUBLE EDIT:
You heard it here first folks. DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY ADMINS AND SUPERMODS.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 03:57:30 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 03:57:30 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockI kinda agree with her, show me a white pimp, then I'll believe you.
Here linked from here
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:01:19 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:01:19 PM
Quote from: SnappleHere linked from herefirst of all thats a gangster. and second of all you still havn't proved your point.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:04:54 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:04:54 PM
Quote from: nekofirst of all thats a gangster. and second of all you still havn't proved your point.but any who let's get back to the topic. k
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Post by: PossumClock on December 17, 2005, 04:06:57 PM
Post by: PossumClock on December 17, 2005, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: nekoread 1ts post.Ok, why were you pissed at them? Take away your Gamecube maybe? Jk
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:09:31 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:09:31 PM
Quote from: Possum ClockOk, why were you pissed at them? Take away your Gamecube maybe? Jkme and my mom got in a fist fight.
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Post by: PentagramClock on December 17, 2005, 04:10:01 PM
Post by: PentagramClock on December 17, 2005, 04:10:01 PM
Quote from: nekome and my mom got in a fist fight.lol. Who won?
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:11:22 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:11:22 PM
Quote from: Pentagramclocklol. Who won?who do you think?
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Post by: BritClock on December 17, 2005, 04:12:30 PM
Post by: BritClock on December 17, 2005, 04:12:30 PM
Quote from: nekome and my mom got in a fist fight.
Haha your mother fails at parenting.
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Post by: PentagramClock on December 17, 2005, 04:13:44 PM
Post by: PentagramClock on December 17, 2005, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: nekowho do you think?I don't know. It depends on how old you mother is, and how strong you are.
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:24:25 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:24:25 PM
Quote from: PentagramclockI don't know. It depends on how old you mother is, and how strong you are.it was like this
god im trippnig.
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Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 04:33:50 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: nekofirst of all thats a gangster. and second of all you still havn't proved your point.
Gangsters can be involved in pimping, therefor gangsters are pimps, therefor your ass would've been on the corner.
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:35:56 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: SnappleGangsters can be involved in pimping, therefor gangsters are pimps, therefor your ass would've been on the corner.well it wasn't
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:36:44 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:36:44 PM
Quote from: BritClockHaha your mother fails at parenting.ORLY?
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Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 04:38:15 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 04:38:15 PM
Quote from: nekofirst of all thats a gangster. and second of all you still havn't proved your point.Gangsters ran all sort of brothels and whore-houses, which guess what? Housed prostitutes.
Why the fuck did you get in a fist fight, with your mother?
This all seems like a cry for attention to me.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: BritClock on December 17, 2005, 04:39:46 PM
Post by: BritClock on December 17, 2005, 04:39:46 PM
Quote from: nekoORLY?
Rly.
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:45:37 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 04:45:37 PM
Quote from: BobbyClockGangsters ran all sort of brothels and whore-houses, which guess what? Housed prostitutes.no, we started to yell and then like all girls do fight,
Why the fuck did you get in a fist fight, with your mother?
This all seems like a cry for attention to me.
and no this wasn't a cry for attention.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: peyoteclock on December 17, 2005, 05:12:51 PM
Post by: peyoteclock on December 17, 2005, 05:12:51 PM
Quote from: nekono, we started to yell and then like all girls do fight,
and no this wasn't a cry for attention.
i think we need to go deeper, why did you start to yell.
when people ask why, you tell them why, you don't just tell them what happened prior and pass it off as the purpose.
most people yell before fighting, its not why they're fighting though.
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Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 17, 2005, 05:28:37 PM
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 17, 2005, 05:28:37 PM
Quote from: nekono, we started to yell and then like all girls do fight,
and no this wasn't a cry for attention.
Always remember however, your mother brought you into this world, she can take you out. That's what my mom says to me when I yell at her and stuff.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 05:39:40 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 05:39:40 PM
Quote from: DunceClockAlways remember however, your mother brought you into this world, she can take you out. That's what my mom says to me when I yell at her and stuff.thats quite true.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 05:46:39 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 05:46:39 PM
Quote from: TurtleSouptime of the month
quoting for best post in this thread thus far.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 05:48:44 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 05:48:44 PM
You're really a man aren't you?
A man with big beefy knuckles and a gruff little beard growing about your chin.
Why else would you fist fight with your mother?
A man with big beefy knuckles and a gruff little beard growing about your chin.
Why else would you fist fight with your mother?
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 05:50:36 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 05:50:36 PM
Quote from: BobbyClockYou're really a man aren't you?
A man with big beefy knuckles and a gruff little neckbeard.
Why else would you fist fight with your mother?
Fixed for reality.
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Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 05:52:07 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 05:52:07 PM
Quote from: SnappleFixed for reality.Thanks.
I didn't pay enough attention to word myself correctly.
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Post by: peyoteclock on December 17, 2005, 06:00:29 PM
Post by: peyoteclock on December 17, 2005, 06:00:29 PM
Quote from: TurtleSouptime of the month
old mother rose, tearing families apart since puberty.
Title: Running away
Post by: AlethioClock on December 17, 2005, 06:02:27 PM
Post by: AlethioClock on December 17, 2005, 06:02:27 PM
Lawl. Time of the month. 2 sisters 24, 22 years old. I know what it's like.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 17, 2005, 06:05:37 PM
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 17, 2005, 06:05:37 PM
Quote from: HeartLawl. Time of the month. 2 sisters 24, 22 years old. I know what it's like.Sexism is so fun :D
But neko, reason why you would not be able to continue working would be that your parents know where you work...
Though if they don't know then touché
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:39:02 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:39:02 PM
Quote from: PeyoteClockold mother rose, tearing families apart since puberty.yes p.m.s thats the answer. V.V''
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: MarshmallowClock on December 17, 2005, 06:40:49 PM
Post by: MarshmallowClock on December 17, 2005, 06:40:49 PM
I ran away from home once.
My mom didn't come to look for me so I just walked back.
My mom didn't come to look for me so I just walked back.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:42:29 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:42:29 PM
Quote from: BobbyClockYou're really a man aren't you?im a girl.T_T
A man with big beefy knuckles and a gruff little beard growing about your chin.
Why else would you fist fight with your mother?
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 06:43:47 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 06:43:47 PM
Quote from: nekoim a girl.T_TLies.
I know it.
You're totally lying, butch.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:45:32 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoupgirls dont get in fist fights. they learn to cook, do laundry and get beaten by their husbands.welcome to the 20th century!!^^
things have changed rapidly over the years,all that house wife shit is so 19th century.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on December 17, 2005, 06:46:22 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 17, 2005, 06:46:22 PM
Quote from: nekowelcome to the 20th century!!^^Yet you live in a place dominated by the Klan?
things have changed rapidly over the years,all that house wife shit is so 19th century.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:47:01 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:47:01 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockYet you live in a place dominated by the Klan?sadly yes marlin.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 06:47:34 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 06:47:34 PM
Quote from: nekowelcome to the 20th century!!^^You obviously haven't seen a lot of religious and traditional families, as well as Muslim families.
things have changed rapidly over the years,all that house wife shit is so 19th century.
Wife = Shit-pile
Man = Shoe to step all over it.
=P
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:48:37 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 06:48:37 PM
Quote from: BobbyClockYou obviously haven't seen a lot of religious and traditional families, as well as Muslim families.well im my world that dosn't exist. =p
Wife = Shit-pile
Man = Shoe to step all over it.
=P
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Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 06:50:07 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 06:50:07 PM
Quote from: nekowell im my world that dosn't existSorry love, but I'm in reality, not your little world.
So, the crazy fucking rules apply in your silly litte world don't apply in harsh old reality.
Unless you live in neverland?
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Munglai on December 17, 2005, 06:50:10 PM
Post by: Munglai on December 17, 2005, 06:50:10 PM
Quote from: Clock LockIndeed. Sure you may be pissed off at your parents, but take a good look at where you are right now. You have a computer sitting infront of you, you have food, and shelter, and you haven't been kicked out by your parents. If they didn't give a shit, you'd be locked in a cellar somewhere, out on the streets, or in an adoption center.
You've got it better than most, I dare say. ^^
A billion points for quoting me in your signiture.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: MarshmallowClock on December 17, 2005, 06:53:59 PM
Post by: MarshmallowClock on December 17, 2005, 06:53:59 PM
Neko's breakin' the law.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 06:55:29 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 06:55:29 PM
Hey, neko, I saw a mop down the hall
Why don't... why don't you go over there and get pregnant.
Why don't... why don't you go over there and get pregnant.
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Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 07:43:08 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 07:43:08 PM
silly sexist boys,youve learned nothing from your mother,wait you might just live with your dad and youve turned out to be just like him,a wife beater.thats why your mom isn't there for you.
and in the future the past will be repeated, youll marry a girl,have a kid,get drunk,beat wife,wife goes away kid turns out just like you! the wife abuser.
i hoped i made my point.. :D
And may we settel this with a happy face and an ok and go about our bisness.
thank you..
and in the future the past will be repeated, youll marry a girl,have a kid,get drunk,beat wife,wife goes away kid turns out just like you! the wife abuser.
i hoped i made my point.. :D
And may we settel this with a happy face and an ok and go about our bisness.
thank you..
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 07:47:26 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 07:47:26 PM
Quote from: nekosilly sexist boys,youve learned nothing from your mother,wait you might just live with your dad and youve turned out to be just like him,a wife beater.thats why your mom isn't there for you.Hahaha, when the fuck did you turn into mystic meg?
and in the future the past will be repeated, youll marry a girl,have a kid,get drunk,beat wife,wife goes away kid turns out just like you! the wife abuser.
i hoped i made my point.. :D
You lost.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 07:50:56 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 07:50:56 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoupyour logic would have made sense if it involved any logic at all.is that your best? :x:
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: peyoteclock on December 17, 2005, 07:51:19 PM
Post by: peyoteclock on December 17, 2005, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: nekosilly sexist boys,youve learned nothing from your mother,wait you might just live with your dad and youve turned out to be just like him,a wife beater.thats why your mom isn't there for you.
and in the future the past will be repeated, youll marry a girl,have a kid,get drunk,beat wife,wife goes away kid turns out just like you! the wife abuser.
i hoped i made my point.. :D
And may we settel this with a happy face and an ok and go about our bisness.
thank you..
my dad never hit my mom.
you've learned nothing from life, as you think we are living in the 20th century, cannot spell business, settle and countless other words and think you can get the last words in by asking to settle things with a happy face.
tell that to your mom. :)
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 07:53:29 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 07:53:29 PM
Quote from: nekois that your best? :x:How can a decent comeback be made out of something that completely missed the points made against you, and also made little sense and probably didn't fit in properly with anyone you had made that statement against.
lol
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 07:55:10 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 07:55:10 PM
Quote from: SnappleHey, neko, I saw a mop down the hallthis makes no point at all.
Why don't... why don't you go over there and get pregnant.
Edit:i have made a point by proving this makes no point at all.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 08:07:30 PM
Post by: BobbyClock on December 17, 2005, 08:07:30 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$20 says she tries to overdose on tylenol before she turns 16I'll take you up on that.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 08:08:44 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 08:08:44 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$20 says she tries to overdose on tylenol before she turns 16ROFL!
i think your hormones r kicking in!
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Moose Clock on December 17, 2005, 08:09:23 PM
Post by: Moose Clock on December 17, 2005, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$20 says she tries to overdose on tylenol before she turns 16
Doesn't work.But I will take that bet.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 08:48:28 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 08:48:28 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoupplease note that i said "tries"
$40 says that after it doesn't work she runs away from home again.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 08:54:58 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 08:54:58 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$80 says she'll be found dead in a dumpster the next week.
$100 says that she'll have a used condom next to her in said dumpster.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 08:56:33 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$120 says she'll be loaded with heroin
$140 says that just before she dies she uses a dirty hanger to abort her baby
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 08:59:06 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$160 says she gets tetnus from it
$180 says the killer, and father of the baby, is her mother-now-father transvestite.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:01:48 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:01:48 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$200 says she has symbols cut into her that ressemble a cult ritual.
$220 says the cult is really a far removed branch of the Klu Klux Klan
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:04:34 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:04:34 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$240 says the father was black, resulting in this scenario.
$260 says the father was her pimp.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:06:52 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:06:52 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$280 says there pimp had HIV
$300 says the dumpster she's found dead in was outside of a furry convention
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:08:15 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:08:15 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$320 says a passing necrophiliac raped her corpse.
$340 says the necrophiliac was her aborted baby
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 09:08:54 PM
Post by: neko on December 17, 2005, 09:08:54 PM
O_O''
Danm! you actually think that!?!
wow you guys are so stupid,im amazed its gotten this far!
Danm! you actually think that!?!
wow you guys are so stupid,im amazed its gotten this far!
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:10:19 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:10:19 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$360 says her aborted baby/necrophiliac became the pimp's next bitch.
$380 says the babies first pickup is the cult leader
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:12:01 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:12:01 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$400 says the cult leader is her father
$420 says her father marries the pimp
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:14:03 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:14:03 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$440 says the aborted baby continues with the father, they have a love child, which becomes the next sacrifice in the cult rituals
$460 says the love child is the coat hanger
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:17:40 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:17:40 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$480 says the coat hanger digs up the dead teenage pregnant hiv ridden heroin junkie cult prostitute and takes over the kkk cult
$500 says that the cults newest member after the coat hanger run teenage pregnant hiv ridden heroin junkie cult prostitute takes over is the used condom
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:19:57 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:19:57 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$520 says the used condom, the former cult leader and the pimp have a love triangle that results in the death of the pimp
$540 says the corpse's pimp moonwalks to hell where he starts prostituting neko's soul.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:21:33 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:21:33 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$560 says hitler is neko's soul's first customer
$580 says hitler demands his money back because her soul sucks in bed.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:23:38 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:23:38 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$600 says the pimp pimp slaps hitler so hard, he gets sent back to earth and takes over the cult, then the world
$620 says Jesus comes down from Heaven to combat Zombie Cult Hitler but fails due to his new found love for neko's coat hanger controlled body.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:26:18 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:26:18 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$640 says the condom and Jesus morph together to form Super Jesus, and battles Hitler for decades which ultimately consumes the earth
$660 says Super Jesus and Hitler, after their epic battle, go down to hell and tagteam neko's soul
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:30:08 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$680 says they skip on the bill, and the pimp sends the former cult leader/his lover after super jesus and hitler
$700 says that Jesus and Hitler tagteam the cult leader
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:31:55 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:31:55 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$720 says its accompanied by a romatic guitar and saxophone
$740 says that it also appears as the next latenight CineMax porno.
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:33:27 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:33:27 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$760 says the used condom sues jesus and hitler for copyright infringement
$780 says that the pimp is the condom's lawyer
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:35:44 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:35:44 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$800 says that during the trial of the century, the coat hanger controlling neko's corpse comes in and consumes hitler
$820 says that Jesus, in a rage, turns his penis to six times the size of a normal mans penis and breaks the pimps neck with a massive cockslap
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:37:22 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:37:22 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$840 says the used condom flees to New Jersey in fear
$860 says that Ultra Penis Jesus persues the condom with an army of zombie cult members
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:40:23 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:40:23 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$880 says the used condom gets Ash from Evil Dead to defend him from the Army of Zombie cult members
$900 says that Ash is confronted by Phallic Jesus' super warrior, Haas DelGato in a battle to the death
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:42:52 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:42:52 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$920 says Ash and Haas appear to be equal in every aspect, and end up killing each other.
$940 says that Ash and Haas go to hell and tagteam neko's soul
Title: i ran away from home.
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:54:41 PM
Post by: Snapple on December 17, 2005, 09:54:41 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoup$960 says that satan determines that neko has suffered enough in hell, and restores her soul into her body. the coat hanger is then forced from neko's corpse, where it shrivels and dies. neko goes to the pimp and takes him to New Jersey in order witness the final showdown between the used condom and Jesus. during the plane trip, it hits a space distortion and get sucked into another dimension. Jesus has now corned the used condom when the universe collapses and they are both sucked into the other dimension. the plane crashes into Jesus as they simultaneously enter the dimension at the same point. the product is a cross between hydra with 7 jesus heads and optimus prime as a plane. the used condom sees this, and puts on the one ring where he becomes megatron.
$980 says that Hydra Penis Jesus Prime and Megatron battle for years as neko is anally penetrated by the pimp who, during the dimensional trip, fused together with his felt outfit, causing neko's ass to get rugburn everytime he fucks her. As the anal rape continues, Hydra Penis Jesus Prime and Megatron hit a stalemate, where they then become allies, and turn their attention to Anal Felt Rape. As Hydra Penis Jesus Prime and Megatron approach, they realize that the laws of physics have been changed in this new land, as the anal rape happens so fast that neko's ass gets set on fire, splitting atoms and causing a nuclear analplosion, causing that universe to implode on itself.