Title: Ok wtf (officially renamed "The Adventures of Sylvester K")
Post by: BoulderClock on December 17, 2005, 11:28:50 PM
Post by: BoulderClock on December 17, 2005, 11:28:50 PM
Chapter I
This is a technical support chat i had tonight.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to HP Total Care for Presario Desktops. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i play a game or use programs that take alot of memore
Me: my computer begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the computer with this issue SR1030NX ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the computer makes a loud buzzing sound only while playing games/video or applications that take a lot of memory. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the CPU Fan?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the tower gets heated up and/or the computer freezes while playing the games.
Me: the tower heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during games
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the computer making a loud buzzing sound is due the high graphics intensive application putting lot of load on the processor and the graphics card/chip will make the CPU fan to run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This Desktop comes with an Integrated graphics chip.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my computer?
Sylvester K: Is the new graphics card installed on this computer?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been installed for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart my computer.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being online.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
This is a technical support chat i had tonight.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to HP Total Care for Presario Desktops. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i play a game or use programs that take alot of memore
Me: my computer begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the computer with this issue SR1030NX ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the computer makes a loud buzzing sound only while playing games/video or applications that take a lot of memory. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the CPU Fan?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the tower gets heated up and/or the computer freezes while playing the games.
Me: the tower heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during games
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the computer making a loud buzzing sound is due the high graphics intensive application putting lot of load on the processor and the graphics card/chip will make the CPU fan to run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This Desktop comes with an Integrated graphics chip.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my computer?
Sylvester K: Is the new graphics card installed on this computer?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been installed for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart my computer.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being online.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Kenny on December 17, 2005, 11:34:24 PM
Post by: Kenny on December 17, 2005, 11:34:24 PM
In other words..
Boulder: My PC has problems
Sylvester K: I'm asking questions with obvious answers
Boulder: Okay... (?)
Sylvester K: Thanks for having an internet connection!
*disconnected*
That's bullcrap.
Boulder: My PC has problems
Sylvester K: I'm asking questions with obvious answers
Boulder: Okay... (?)
Sylvester K: Thanks for having an internet connection!
*disconnected*
That's bullcrap.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BoulderClock on December 17, 2005, 11:36:29 PM
Post by: BoulderClock on December 17, 2005, 11:36:29 PM
Quote from: KennyIn other words..
Boulder: My PC has problems
Sylvester K: I'm asking questions with obvious answers
Boulder: Okay... (?)
Sylvester K: Thanks for having an internet connection!
*disconnected*
That's bullcrap.
I know, not to add that it took him 10 minutes to respond to each of my replies.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BitterClock on December 17, 2005, 11:37:33 PM
Post by: BitterClock on December 17, 2005, 11:37:33 PM
Quote from: BoulderClockTS convo shit.
Man, that was a chode move on his part. I'd honestly call again and ask for a supervisor, though from experiance, that's dicey, as HP has roughly 4 service centers that I know of to route you through so you might not get the same one... but chin up. Tech support always sucks.
Me - can I help you?
Cust- Do you know anything about Speednet?
Me - No sir, I actually know nothing about it at all.
Cust- I'd like to ask you a question then.
What the fuck part of I don't know about your service didn't he get?
Christ, I feel for ya, Boulder. People suck.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 17, 2005, 11:39:11 PM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 17, 2005, 11:39:11 PM
Thanks for clearing that up! I'm sure lots of people are having the same problem. It's a good thing you went and talked to Mr. Sylvester K. the generically named bot with preprogrammed answers that are actually useful!
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Etnies on December 17, 2005, 11:40:01 PM
Post by: Etnies on December 17, 2005, 11:40:01 PM
my friends dad worls for hp ill ask him about it
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 17, 2005, 11:40:24 PM
Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 17, 2005, 11:40:24 PM
Quote from: TreeClockThanks for clearing that up! I'm sure lots of people are having the same problem. It's a good thing you went and talked to Mr. Sylvester K. the generically named bot with preprogrammed answers that are actually useful!
I love you.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 17, 2005, 11:45:10 PM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 17, 2005, 11:45:10 PM
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SYLVESTER K:
Chapter II: Sylvester Becomes a Doctor
Sylvester K: These are the normal side effects.
Me: I changed to a generic brand a while back
Me: and upped the dosage
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my health?
Sylvester K: are you abusing the drug?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: I have been doing this for over a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the addiction?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i sleep for 15 hours.
Sylvester K: Thank you for coming in, please check out at the front desk.
Your turn. >=D
Chapter II: Sylvester Becomes a Doctor
Sylvester K: These are the normal side effects.
Me: I changed to a generic brand a while back
Me: and upped the dosage
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my health?
Sylvester K: are you abusing the drug?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: I have been doing this for over a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the addiction?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i sleep for 15 hours.
Sylvester K: Thank you for coming in, please check out at the front desk.
Your turn. >=D
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Zeffy on December 17, 2005, 11:46:16 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 17, 2005, 11:46:16 PM
This reminds me of the time last week. My family ordered delivery and we were paying with cash. The person comes up, I hand her $40 (The order was $30), I was like "here's $40", gives the food and starts going down the stairs and all without giving change. >:(
She assumed I was giving her a $10 tip and never asked.
She assumed I was giving her a $10 tip and never asked.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 17, 2005, 11:50:23 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 17, 2005, 11:50:23 PM
Quote from: TreeClockA DAY IN THE LIFE OF SYLVESTER K:LOL
Chapter II: Sylvester Becomes a Doctor
Sylvester K: These are the normal side effects.
Me: I changed to a generic brand a while back
Me: and upped the dosage
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my health?
Sylvester K: are you abusing the drug?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: I have been doing this for over a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the addiction?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i sleep for 15 hours.
Sylvester K: Thank you for coming in, please check out at the front desk.
Your turn. >=D
It's times like these I know the Matrix is an impossibility.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 17, 2005, 11:54:09 PM
Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 17, 2005, 11:54:09 PM
Quote from: TreeClockA DAY IN THE LIFE OF SYLVESTER K:
Chapter II: Sylvester Becomes a Doctor
Sylvester K: These are the normal side effects.
Me: I changed to a generic brand a while back
Me: and upped the dosage
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my health?
Sylvester K: are you abusing the drug?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: I have been doing this for over a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the addiction?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i sleep for 15 hours.
Sylvester K: Thank you for coming in, please check out at the front desk.
Your turn. >=D
Sylvester K becomes and Airplane Pilot...
Silvester K: These are the normal side effects.
Me: I think we should do something about the engine
Me: it's leaking fuel
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to crash
Sylvester K: are you using the engine too much?
Me: what? no.
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: are you sure? it's on fire now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do are we going to crash?
Me: Also, the buzzing wont stop until we fix it
Sylvester K: Thank you for flying with us goodbye
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BitterClock on December 18, 2005, 12:00:02 AM
Post by: BitterClock on December 18, 2005, 12:00:02 AM
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to Lil magnum premium service line. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i play my vibrator it begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the handheld electronic device with this issue SR1030NX ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the handheld electronic device makes a loud buzzing sound only while using alot of energy. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the handheld electronic device?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the handheld electronic device gets heated up and/or the handheld electronic device freezes while playing the "games".
Me: the tower heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during "games"
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the computer making a loud buzzing sound is due the high usage putting a lot of load on the processor and the motor will make the handheld electronic device's fan to run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This dildo comes with an Integrated graphics chip.
Me: ... that doesn't make sense.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my current one?
Sylvester K: Is the new graphics card installed on this handheld device?
Me: erm.... there is no display.
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk if washed.
Me: it has been operating for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart.
Sylvester K: Thank you for buying from us, we hope to make your dreams as big as your heart.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Sylvester K: Welcome to Lil magnum premium service line. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i play my vibrator it begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the handheld electronic device with this issue SR1030NX ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the handheld electronic device makes a loud buzzing sound only while using alot of energy. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the handheld electronic device?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the handheld electronic device gets heated up and/or the handheld electronic device freezes while playing the "games".
Me: the tower heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during "games"
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the computer making a loud buzzing sound is due the high usage putting a lot of load on the processor and the motor will make the handheld electronic device's fan to run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This dildo comes with an Integrated graphics chip.
Me: ... that doesn't make sense.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my current one?
Sylvester K: Is the new graphics card installed on this handheld device?
Me: erm.... there is no display.
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk if washed.
Me: it has been operating for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart.
Sylvester K: Thank you for buying from us, we hope to make your dreams as big as your heart.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 12:00:43 AM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 12:00:43 AM
Chapter IV: A New Hope (slinky's can be chapter III when we go to make the series ok)
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to the emergency room. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: Whenever I got stabbed I bled a lot
Me: I started feeling very faint
Me: so far its caused only slight problems in me staying alive but its very annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Did you get stabbed with a knife?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the method of wound infliction.
Sylvester K: I understand that the bleeding is caused by you being stabbed by a knife. Otherwise this blood loss does not occur.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When did the issue first occur?
Me: an hour ago
Me: what is wrong with me?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there is any blood left in your body?
Me: i have tried drinking cranberry juice to trick my body into thinking I still had blood in it
Sylvester K: And also let me know if your limbs start feeling numb or if your skin turns pale.
Me: I feel kind of pale and the tingling around where I got stabbed has stopped or I just can't feel it from the blood loss
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the blood loss is from you being stabbed with a knife.
Sylvester K: this knife presumably had a sharp edge, which is how it was able to cut you.
Me: i bought a band aid a while back
Me: a really big one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: should I use it?
Sylvester K: are you still bleeding a lot?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: I have been bleeding for almost an hour now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with it?
Me: Also, the bleeding goes through my bandages and does not stop.
Sylvester K: Thank you for your phone call, it was nice chatting with you.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to the emergency room. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: Whenever I got stabbed I bled a lot
Me: I started feeling very faint
Me: so far its caused only slight problems in me staying alive but its very annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Did you get stabbed with a knife?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the method of wound infliction.
Sylvester K: I understand that the bleeding is caused by you being stabbed by a knife. Otherwise this blood loss does not occur.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When did the issue first occur?
Me: an hour ago
Me: what is wrong with me?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there is any blood left in your body?
Me: i have tried drinking cranberry juice to trick my body into thinking I still had blood in it
Sylvester K: And also let me know if your limbs start feeling numb or if your skin turns pale.
Me: I feel kind of pale and the tingling around where I got stabbed has stopped or I just can't feel it from the blood loss
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the blood loss is from you being stabbed with a knife.
Sylvester K: this knife presumably had a sharp edge, which is how it was able to cut you.
Me: i bought a band aid a while back
Me: a really big one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: should I use it?
Sylvester K: are you still bleeding a lot?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: I have been bleeding for almost an hour now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with it?
Me: Also, the bleeding goes through my bandages and does not stop.
Sylvester K: Thank you for your phone call, it was nice chatting with you.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Munglai on December 18, 2005, 12:01:29 AM
Post by: Munglai on December 18, 2005, 12:01:29 AM
Chapter V: Sylvester Becomes an Emergency Line Guy (whatever they are called)
Me: there was a gang shoot out!
Me: my friend was shot in the chest!
Sylvester K: Was he shot with a gun?
Me: he's bleeding fast and I think he might die!
Me: yes
Sylvester K: These are the normal side effects.
Me: I wrapped the wound in the sleeve of my coat
Me: but it won't stop bleeding!
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is he going die?
Sylvester K: have you covered the wound?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: he's been bleeding for over ten minutes now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: can you send an ambulance right away!?
Me: Also, his body has gone cold!
Sylvester K: Thank you for calling.
hang up
Tree's was better. Also he ripped me off while I was typing this.
Me: there was a gang shoot out!
Me: my friend was shot in the chest!
Sylvester K: Was he shot with a gun?
Me: he's bleeding fast and I think he might die!
Me: yes
Sylvester K: These are the normal side effects.
Me: I wrapped the wound in the sleeve of my coat
Me: but it won't stop bleeding!
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is he going die?
Sylvester K: have you covered the wound?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: he's been bleeding for over ten minutes now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: can you send an ambulance right away!?
Me: Also, his body has gone cold!
Sylvester K: Thank you for calling.
hang up
Tree's was better. Also he ripped me off while I was typing this.
Title: dam
Post by: theqy on December 18, 2005, 12:03:05 AM
Post by: theqy on December 18, 2005, 12:03:05 AM
thats must have been a pain in the ass, good luck with ur comp
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 12:04:31 AM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 12:04:31 AM
Quote from: theqypain in the ass
This is another one of Sylvester K's specialties!
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BitterClock on December 18, 2005, 12:07:59 AM
Post by: BitterClock on December 18, 2005, 12:07:59 AM
Quote from: TreeClockThis is another one of Sylvester K's specialties!
Me : It won't stop buzzing!
Sylvester K: There is no risk.
Me: My ass is buzzing!!!
Sylvester K: Did you swallow bees?
Me: What? No.
Sylvester K: There is no risk.
Sylvester K: Thank you for calling, bye.
Me: NOOO!!!!
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: LeviathanClock on December 18, 2005, 12:08:36 AM
Post by: LeviathanClock on December 18, 2005, 12:08:36 AM
Quote from: SlinkySylvester K becomes and Airplane Pilot...Sylvester K becomes an army general...
Silvester K: These are the normal side effects.
Me: I think we should do something about the engine
Me: it's leaking fuel
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to crash
Sylvester K: are you using the engine too much?
Me: what? no.
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: are you sure? it's on fire now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do are we going to crash?
Me: Also, the buzzing wont stop until we fix it
Sylvester K: Thank you for flying with us goodbye
Sylvester K: These are the normal side effects.
Me:Sir the enemy is preparing to launch a nuclear missile.
Me:What should we do?
Sylvester K:Okay
Me:Shouldnt we do something?
Sylvester K:Is it actually exploding yet?
Me:No
Sylvester K:It is not a high risk.
Me:What do you mean its not a high risk?
Me:We are about to be turned into radioactive vapour!!!
Sylvester K:Thank you for fighting with us goodbye
Sylvester K flies away in a helicopter.
Me: DAMN YOU!!!
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Slurpee on December 18, 2005, 12:11:14 AM
Post by: Slurpee on December 18, 2005, 12:11:14 AM
Sylvester K becomes an undercover cop
me: Hello?
Sylvester K: Are you looking for a good time big boy?
me: I might be.
me: I'm a bit tired, as I just got off from work.
me: How much would it run me?
Sylvester K: Are you a white male above the legal age of consent?
me: That's correct.
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the potential federal crimes involved in this transaction.
Sylvester K: I understand you're a bit tired, because you've just got off from work, and you're not suffering from any other ailments.
Sylvester K: Is this correct?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: Would you like to proceed with the transaction?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: You are under arrest for soliciting a prostitute. Lay on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
me: Whoa. Okay.
me: Are you going to read me my rights?
Sylvester K: Thank you for being alive.
me: Hello?
Sylvester K: Are you looking for a good time big boy?
me: I might be.
me: I'm a bit tired, as I just got off from work.
me: How much would it run me?
Sylvester K: Are you a white male above the legal age of consent?
me: That's correct.
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the potential federal crimes involved in this transaction.
Sylvester K: I understand you're a bit tired, because you've just got off from work, and you're not suffering from any other ailments.
Sylvester K: Is this correct?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: Would you like to proceed with the transaction?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: You are under arrest for soliciting a prostitute. Lay on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
me: Whoa. Okay.
me: Are you going to read me my rights?
Sylvester K: Thank you for being alive.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Munglai on December 18, 2005, 12:14:17 AM
Post by: Munglai on December 18, 2005, 12:14:17 AM
CHAPTER X: Sylvester K Becomes a Funeral Director
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to HP Funeral Directors. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i go to visit my dad in the cancer ward
Me: my dad is dead
Me: so far its caused no problems in my visit but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the dad with this issue Leonard ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the dad is dead only while you visit. Otherwise this death is not apparent.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few weeks ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there is any heartbeat in the dad's chest?
Me: i have felt it with my hands
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the visit gets uncomfortable and/or the dad is cold when touched.
Me: the visit becomes uncomfertable in the back but not in the front, and he is cold during games
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the dad being dead is due the cancer removing his life and the lack of conversation will make the conversation run at a slower speed thus causing the awkwardness.
Sylvester K: This dad comes with an Integrated life.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my dad's health?
Sylvester K: Is the dad dead?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me:he has been dead for a long time now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the death?
Me: Also, the dead does not stop until i leave.
Sylvester K: Thank you for.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to HP Funeral Directors. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i go to visit my dad in the cancer ward
Me: my dad is dead
Me: so far its caused no problems in my visit but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the dad with this issue Leonard ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the dad is dead only while you visit. Otherwise this death is not apparent.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few weeks ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there is any heartbeat in the dad's chest?
Me: i have felt it with my hands
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the visit gets uncomfortable and/or the dad is cold when touched.
Me: the visit becomes uncomfertable in the back but not in the front, and he is cold during games
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the dad being dead is due the cancer removing his life and the lack of conversation will make the conversation run at a slower speed thus causing the awkwardness.
Sylvester K: This dad comes with an Integrated life.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my dad's health?
Sylvester K: Is the dad dead?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me:he has been dead for a long time now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the death?
Me: Also, the dead does not stop until i leave.
Sylvester K: Thank you for.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 18, 2005, 12:17:30 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 18, 2005, 12:17:30 AM
Chapter XI: Sylvester K. Becomes Jesus.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to heaven I am Sylvester K. Christ
Me: Hi
Me: Whenever I go to confessional
Me: my priest begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my praying performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to repent for my sins?
Sylvester K: Is the model name of the father with this issue O'Nelly ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the father.
Sylvester K: I understand that the father makes a buzzing sound only while repenting for your sins. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the box screen?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the confessional box gets heated up and/or the father freezes while repenting for your sins.
Me: the box heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing by my father.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the father making a loud buzzing sound is due the high sinning intensive application putting lot of load on the priest and the confessional box will make the father run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This Father comes with an Integrated forgiveness chip.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my father?
Sylvester K: Is the new forgiveness card installed on this father?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been installed for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart my repenting.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being one with God.
He ended with that and i was sent to Purgatory.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to heaven I am Sylvester K. Christ
Me: Hi
Me: Whenever I go to confessional
Me: my priest begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my praying performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to repent for my sins?
Sylvester K: Is the model name of the father with this issue O'Nelly ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the father.
Sylvester K: I understand that the father makes a buzzing sound only while repenting for your sins. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the box screen?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the confessional box gets heated up and/or the father freezes while repenting for your sins.
Me: the box heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing by my father.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the father making a loud buzzing sound is due the high sinning intensive application putting lot of load on the priest and the confessional box will make the father run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This Father comes with an Integrated forgiveness chip.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my father?
Sylvester K: Is the new forgiveness card installed on this father?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been installed for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart my repenting.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being one with God.
He ended with that and i was sent to Purgatory.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 12:28:38 AM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 12:28:38 AM
Sylvester K .fla (http://filebox.vt.edu/users/jrooks/clockcrew/Sylvester%20K.fla)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg502.imageshack.us%2Fimg502%2F5835%2Fsylvesterkavatar2lv.png&hash=2471edec7716ef30a0368fee8c67cc4a89e2095b)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg502.imageshack.us%2Fimg502%2F5835%2Fsylvesterkavatar2lv.png&hash=2471edec7716ef30a0368fee8c67cc4a89e2095b)
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Slurpee on December 18, 2005, 12:30:09 AM
Post by: Slurpee on December 18, 2005, 12:30:09 AM
Quote from: TreeClockSylvester K .flaOh god.
We gotta start animating these.
And once we have 50 we submit them.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 12:34:32 AM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 12:34:32 AM
Quote from: slurpeeOh god.
We gotta start animating these.
And once we have 50 we submit them.
That idea ROCKS.
ANIMATE THESE AND DO NOT SUBMIT UNTIL WE HAVE 50
Only animate your own parts so that we don't get them all overlapping and shit. If you don't want to do your own part then say so and someone else can post saying they'll do it for you.
This is officially a Clockcrew.net community service project as of right now, all able clocks are called to participate.
DO IT.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2005, 01:02:22 AM
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2005, 01:02:22 AM
Sylvester K. is FEMA director Michael Brown
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to FEMA. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever a hurricane hits the city
Me: the city starts falling apart
Me: so far it’s caused no problems in my city but it’s a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the city with this issue New Orlands?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the city.
Sylvester K: I understand that the cities building fall apart only while hurricanes/tropical storms or tsunamis that take carry a lot of water. Otherwise this city is fine.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When did the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any tropical storms accumulated on the Gulf coast?
Me: i have sprayed it out with warm fronts
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the building gets heated up and/or the buildings freezes durring the hurricane.
Me: the buildings heat up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during hurricane
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the buildings falling apart is due the high wind intensive application putting lot of load on the structure of the building and the water/waves will make the support beams to degrade at a faster speed thus causing the breaking.
Sylvester K: This town comes with a bad city plan.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my city?
Sylvester K: Is the new city plan in use on this city?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been in use for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the buildings?
Me: Also, the collapsing does not stop until the hurricane stops.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being an American.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to FEMA. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever a hurricane hits the city
Me: the city starts falling apart
Me: so far it’s caused no problems in my city but it’s a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the city with this issue New Orlands?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the city.
Sylvester K: I understand that the cities building fall apart only while hurricanes/tropical storms or tsunamis that take carry a lot of water. Otherwise this city is fine.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When did the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any tropical storms accumulated on the Gulf coast?
Me: i have sprayed it out with warm fronts
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the building gets heated up and/or the buildings freezes durring the hurricane.
Me: the buildings heat up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during hurricane
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the buildings falling apart is due the high wind intensive application putting lot of load on the structure of the building and the water/waves will make the support beams to degrade at a faster speed thus causing the breaking.
Sylvester K: This town comes with a bad city plan.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my city?
Sylvester K: Is the new city plan in use on this city?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been in use for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the buildings?
Me: Also, the collapsing does not stop until the hurricane stops.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being an American.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 18, 2005, 01:09:43 AM
Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 18, 2005, 01:09:43 AM
Are we using this picture of sylvester?
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 01:11:40 AM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 01:11:40 AM
Quote from: SlinkyAre we using this picture of sylvester?
Yes unless someone makes a better one.
The .fla is in my earlier post.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 18, 2005, 01:42:50 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 18, 2005, 01:42:50 AM
Quote from: TreeClockYes unless someone makes a better one.Can I put a halo over my one :)
The .fla is in my earlier post.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BoulderClock on December 18, 2005, 02:28:48 AM
Post by: BoulderClock on December 18, 2005, 02:28:48 AM
Wow lol, what the hell is going on.
Ok i guess ill animate chapter one, the beginning.
ANYWAY I MADE A PRELOADER USE IT FOR THESE MOVIES!!
SYLVESTER K PRELOADER (http://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/library.php?l=dl&download=1191)
Ok i guess ill animate chapter one, the beginning.
ANYWAY I MADE A PRELOADER USE IT FOR THESE MOVIES!!
SYLVESTER K PRELOADER (http://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/library.php?l=dl&download=1191)
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 18, 2005, 03:19:09 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 18, 2005, 03:19:09 AM
Quote from: BoulderClockWow lol, what the hell is going on.Did you have to make the background black too? You can't tell the difference.
Ok i guess ill animate chapter one, the beginning.
ANYWAY I MADE A PRELOADER USE IT FOR THESE MOVIES!!
SYLVESTER K PRELOADER
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BoulderClock on December 18, 2005, 03:31:29 AM
Post by: BoulderClock on December 18, 2005, 03:31:29 AM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockDid you have to make the background black too? You can't tell the difference.made one with a blue backroudnd too
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: StrangeClock on December 18, 2005, 06:25:09 AM
Post by: StrangeClock on December 18, 2005, 06:25:09 AM
If someone has a good one they can't animate themselves, I'm game. If it's a good one.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: coalclock on December 18, 2005, 06:30:20 AM
Post by: coalclock on December 18, 2005, 06:30:20 AM
Quote from: BoulderClockWow lol, what the hell is going on.You need to break the fonts up.
Ok i guess ill animate chapter one, the beginning.
ANYWAY I MADE A PRELOADER USE IT FOR THESE MOVIES!!
SYLVESTER K PRELOADER
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 18, 2005, 06:30:42 AM
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 18, 2005, 06:30:42 AM
Chapter Whatever...
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to the pepto bismol hotline. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever I take your product I still get the runs.
Me: In fact my anus is bleeding at a very uncomfortable rate.
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is this the regular, the pepto pills, the pepto bismol chewables for kids, or the new cherry flavored pepto bismol?
Me: The regular one
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the product.
Sylvester K: I understand that you have had a lot of diarrhea and you are producing a lot of blood from your anus. Otherwise this product has been sucessful.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When did you last take the medication?
Me: an hour ago
Me: why isn't it working?
Sylvester K: Have you talked to your doctor about it?
Me: Yes this has been a somewhat frequent problem, he told me to try pepto bismol.
Sylvester K: And also let me know if he specified which product.
Me: He didn't
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: Is there something I can do?
Sylvester K: Alec, the pepto bismol clearly hasn't worked. I advise you to talk to your doctor or go to the hospital depending on your situation. In the meantime I recomend you try our other products.
Me: ok...
Me: Why?
Me: Does it really matter which one I use?
Sylvester K: Have you tried our other products?
Me: No. I guessed they all work the same.
Sylvester K: They do.
Me: Then why would I want to try the other ones?
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: So is there anything I need to tell the hospital?
Me: Is it safe to take more pepto bismol?
Sylvester K: Thank you for calling the Pepto Bismol hotline.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to the pepto bismol hotline. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever I take your product I still get the runs.
Me: In fact my anus is bleeding at a very uncomfortable rate.
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is this the regular, the pepto pills, the pepto bismol chewables for kids, or the new cherry flavored pepto bismol?
Me: The regular one
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the product.
Sylvester K: I understand that you have had a lot of diarrhea and you are producing a lot of blood from your anus. Otherwise this product has been sucessful.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When did you last take the medication?
Me: an hour ago
Me: why isn't it working?
Sylvester K: Have you talked to your doctor about it?
Me: Yes this has been a somewhat frequent problem, he told me to try pepto bismol.
Sylvester K: And also let me know if he specified which product.
Me: He didn't
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: Is there something I can do?
Sylvester K: Alec, the pepto bismol clearly hasn't worked. I advise you to talk to your doctor or go to the hospital depending on your situation. In the meantime I recomend you try our other products.
Me: ok...
Me: Why?
Me: Does it really matter which one I use?
Sylvester K: Have you tried our other products?
Me: No. I guessed they all work the same.
Sylvester K: They do.
Me: Then why would I want to try the other ones?
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: So is there anything I need to tell the hospital?
Me: Is it safe to take more pepto bismol?
Sylvester K: Thank you for calling the Pepto Bismol hotline.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: CrustClock on December 18, 2005, 08:01:18 AM
Post by: CrustClock on December 18, 2005, 08:01:18 AM
Quote from: Absinthe ClockSylvester K: Welcome to the pepto bismol hotline.
Me and AbsinThe had a chat and I'm animating this.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 18, 2005, 09:37:50 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 18, 2005, 09:37:50 AM
May I ask why this is even a sticky?
Usually, chat threads are frowned upon.
Usually, chat threads are frowned upon.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: PentagramClock on December 18, 2005, 09:44:49 AM
Post by: PentagramClock on December 18, 2005, 09:44:49 AM
Quote from: ElementsClockMay I ask why this is even a sticky?Not when they are this awesome.
Usually, chat threads are frowned upon.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 18, 2005, 09:47:03 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 18, 2005, 09:47:03 AM
Quote from: PentagramclockNot when they are this awesome.That's like saying a movie scoring 3.00 isn't stickied because a movie scoring 4.00 is taking it's place.
PS: I find them quite redundant, and not funny at all.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: PentagramClock on December 18, 2005, 09:54:11 AM
Post by: PentagramClock on December 18, 2005, 09:54:11 AM
Quote from: ElementsClockPS: I find them quite redundant, and not funny at all.Well, that makes one of you. Long live Sylvester K!
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: CrustClock on December 18, 2005, 09:55:56 AM
Post by: CrustClock on December 18, 2005, 09:55:56 AM
Quote from: ElementsClockMay I ask why this is even a sticky?The thread has evolved.
Usually, chat threads are frowned upon.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 18, 2005, 09:58:55 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 18, 2005, 09:58:55 AM
Quote from: CrustclockThe thread has evolved.Not really, it's just still basically posting chat logs.
Making a whole new thread with flash plans and such would be a different story.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: CrustClock on December 18, 2005, 10:02:24 AM
Post by: CrustClock on December 18, 2005, 10:02:24 AM
Quote from: ElementsClockMaking a whole new thread with flash plans and such would be a different story.I'm sure tree's working on it right now.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 18, 2005, 01:21:25 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 18, 2005, 01:21:25 PM
Quote from: ElementsClockNot really, it's just still basically posting chat logs.You always have to be a Negative Nancy don't you Elements.
Making a whole new thread with flash plans and such would be a different story.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 07:17:01 PM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on December 18, 2005, 07:17:01 PM
Quote from: CrustclockI'm sure tree's working on it right now.
Actually i'm not.
Just do your fucking flash movies, its not as complicated as you people are trying to make it. Geez.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: CD Clock on December 18, 2005, 07:27:20 PM
Post by: CD Clock on December 18, 2005, 07:27:20 PM
Sylvester should be sylvester stylone. It would be much more classy.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: bigbadron on December 18, 2005, 07:48:30 PM
Post by: bigbadron on December 18, 2005, 07:48:30 PM
dude, hp is such an awesome company. my printer just died recently, and i used their online help. it was so useful.
Issue
The printer will not print when you click Print.
Solution
Step 1: Verify the following items
*
The printer is connected to the power source.
*
The cable connections are secure.
*
The printer is turned on.
*
The print cartridges are correctly installed.
*
The paper or other media is correctly loaded in the In tray.
*
The printer cover is closed.
*
The rear access door or optional duplexer is attached.
Step 2: Check the printer cable connection
If the printer cable is attached to a USB hub, a printing conflict might exist. Use one of the following methods to resolve the conflict:
*
Attach the printer USB cable directly to your computer.
*
When printing, do not use other USB devices that are attached to the hub.
but when that didn't work, i emailed some support, and they gave me the best advice:
"Buy this! (http://www.shopping.hp.com/webapp/shopping/product_detail.do?storeName=storefronts&landing=storefronts&category=inkjets&subcat1=deskjet&catLevel=2&product_code=C8963A%23B1H)"
so helpful.
Issue
The printer will not print when you click Print.
Solution
Step 1: Verify the following items
*
The printer is connected to the power source.
*
The cable connections are secure.
*
The printer is turned on.
*
The print cartridges are correctly installed.
*
The paper or other media is correctly loaded in the In tray.
*
The printer cover is closed.
*
The rear access door or optional duplexer is attached.
Step 2: Check the printer cable connection
If the printer cable is attached to a USB hub, a printing conflict might exist. Use one of the following methods to resolve the conflict:
*
Attach the printer USB cable directly to your computer.
*
When printing, do not use other USB devices that are attached to the hub.
but when that didn't work, i emailed some support, and they gave me the best advice:
"Buy this! (http://www.shopping.hp.com/webapp/shopping/product_detail.do?storeName=storefronts&landing=storefronts&category=inkjets&subcat1=deskjet&catLevel=2&product_code=C8963A%23B1H)"
so helpful.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: VCRClock on December 18, 2005, 10:20:34 PM
Post by: VCRClock on December 18, 2005, 10:20:34 PM
Chapter XIV?
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to the Samaritans Helpline for the Depressed and Suicidal. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i have to endure something particularly painful
Me: i feel like I have to slit my wrists
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Are you cutting yourself with a razor called Red Devil Blade Scraper 3222 ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that your wrists only become slit after you drag the razor blade across them. Otherwise your wrists are not slit.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with me?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any Linkin Park albums accumulated in your room?
Me: my brother has amazing taste in music and checks daily
Sylvester K: And also let me know if your wrists begin to hurt and/or bleed while you are slitting them.
Me: my wrists bleed but only where i cut them, and i dont feel any pain
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, your wrists being slit is due the razor putting lot of pressure on your wrists and the sharp edge will make the skin to break thus causing the bleeding.
Sylvester K: Your Wrists have Blood in them.
Me: i had a blood transplant a while back
Me: so i didn't die of blood loss
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk?
Sylvester K: Are you slitting these wrists with this razor?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: i have had it for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the blood?
Me: Also, the slitting does not stop until i become unconscious.
Sylvester K: Thank you for having a phone.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to the Samaritans Helpline for the Depressed and Suicidal. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i have to endure something particularly painful
Me: i feel like I have to slit my wrists
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Are you cutting yourself with a razor called Red Devil Blade Scraper 3222 ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that your wrists only become slit after you drag the razor blade across them. Otherwise your wrists are not slit.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with me?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any Linkin Park albums accumulated in your room?
Me: my brother has amazing taste in music and checks daily
Sylvester K: And also let me know if your wrists begin to hurt and/or bleed while you are slitting them.
Me: my wrists bleed but only where i cut them, and i dont feel any pain
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, your wrists being slit is due the razor putting lot of pressure on your wrists and the sharp edge will make the skin to break thus causing the bleeding.
Sylvester K: Your Wrists have Blood in them.
Me: i had a blood transplant a while back
Me: so i didn't die of blood loss
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk?
Sylvester K: Are you slitting these wrists with this razor?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: i have had it for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the blood?
Me: Also, the slitting does not stop until i become unconscious.
Sylvester K: Thank you for having a phone.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 19, 2005, 09:51:03 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 19, 2005, 09:51:03 AM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockYou always have to be a Negative Nancy don't you Elements.What post was negative in this thread?
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: PentagramClock on December 19, 2005, 10:03:40 AM
Post by: PentagramClock on December 19, 2005, 10:03:40 AM
Chapter XV: Sylvester K is Satan.
Me: Hello?
Sylvester K: Hello, thank you for coming to Hell. How may I assist you?
Me: Whatever I take a step demons jump out from behind rocks and shove hot pokers up my ass.
Sylvester K: Have you been a bad person?
Me: Well, not really.
Sylvester K: Have you ever killed a man?
Me: No.
Sylvester K: Have you ever robbed anyone?
Me: No, or course not.
Sylvester K: Okay.
Me: Arn't you going to do anything?!
Sylvester K: It's not a high risk.
Me: Doesn't it bother you have I'll be burning in the fires of Styx for all eternity, and I havn't done anything?
Sylvester K: Thank you for coming to Hell, enjoy for stay!
Me: Hello?
Sylvester K: Hello, thank you for coming to Hell. How may I assist you?
Me: Whatever I take a step demons jump out from behind rocks and shove hot pokers up my ass.
Sylvester K: Have you been a bad person?
Me: Well, not really.
Sylvester K: Have you ever killed a man?
Me: No.
Sylvester K: Have you ever robbed anyone?
Me: No, or course not.
Sylvester K: Okay.
Me: Arn't you going to do anything?!
Sylvester K: It's not a high risk.
Me: Doesn't it bother you have I'll be burning in the fires of Styx for all eternity, and I havn't done anything?
Sylvester K: Thank you for coming to Hell, enjoy for stay!
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Wind-up Clock on December 19, 2005, 06:50:04 PM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on December 19, 2005, 06:50:04 PM
Chapter XVI, Sylvester K is a bank teller.
Me: Hello?
SK: Thank you for coming to the bank. How can i help you?
Me: This is a stickup! Give me all of yor maney!
SK: I see.
SK: What are you using to hold up the bank?
Me: Uh... a gun...
SK: any specific type of gun?
Me: Its a gun! Who cares?
SK: So you are holding up the bank with a gun. if you did not have a gun, you would not hold up the bank.
SK: Am i correct?
Me: Just give me the money!
SK: When did this issue first start?
Me: uh... two minutes ago..
SK: have you checked yourself for any mental or emotional disorders?
Me: Uh....
SK: Have you checked the bank for any signs of security equipment, ie cameras, motion detectors, silent alarms, etc?
Me: there were a few cameras around here...
SK: it is not a high risk.
Me: what is not a high risk?
SK: Thank you for trying to hold up the bank. The police will now haul your ass into jail.
Me: Hello?
SK: Thank you for coming to the bank. How can i help you?
Me: This is a stickup! Give me all of yor maney!
SK: I see.
SK: What are you using to hold up the bank?
Me: Uh... a gun...
SK: any specific type of gun?
Me: Its a gun! Who cares?
SK: So you are holding up the bank with a gun. if you did not have a gun, you would not hold up the bank.
SK: Am i correct?
Me: Just give me the money!
SK: When did this issue first start?
Me: uh... two minutes ago..
SK: have you checked yourself for any mental or emotional disorders?
Me: Uh....
SK: Have you checked the bank for any signs of security equipment, ie cameras, motion detectors, silent alarms, etc?
Me: there were a few cameras around here...
SK: it is not a high risk.
Me: what is not a high risk?
SK: Thank you for trying to hold up the bank. The police will now haul your ass into jail.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 20, 2005, 08:36:24 PM
Post by: WalkieTalkieClock on December 20, 2005, 08:36:24 PM
Sylvester K is an online help bot. The name is intentionally generic and was used by HP - a computer software / hardware company. It was originally brought to the public's attention on http://clockcrew.net , an online animation group. It's comedic potential was quickly realised with this conversation...
''This is a technical support chat i had tonight.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to HP Total Care for Presario Desktops. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i play a game or use programs that take alot of memore
Me: my computer begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the computer with this issue SR1030NX ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the computer makes a loud buzzing sound only while playing games/video or applications that take a lot of memory. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the CPU Fan?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the tower gets heated up and/or the computer freezes while playing the games.
Me: the tower heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during games
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the computer making a loud buzzing sound is due the high graphics intensive application putting lot of load on the processor and the graphics card/chip will make the CPU fan to run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This Desktop comes with an Integrated graphics chip.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my computer?
Sylvester K: Is the new graphics card installed on this computer?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been installed for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart my computer.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being online.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.''
Members of The Clock Crew have begun work on this new fad, creating animations in the name of Sylvester K. He is being portrayed as Sylvester, from Warner Brothers' television shows and films. Many veriations of this story have been written already, such as...
- Sylvester K Becomes a Doctor
- Sylvester K Becomes an Airplane Pilot
- Sylvester K Becomes an Emergency Room Operator
- Sylvester K Becomes an Army General
And many others. If you would like to read current stories refer to http://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=12955 .
''This is a technical support chat i had tonight.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to HP Total Care for Presario Desktops. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i play a game or use programs that take alot of memore
Me: my computer begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the computer with this issue SR1030NX ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the computer makes a loud buzzing sound only while playing games/video or applications that take a lot of memory. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the CPU Fan?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the tower gets heated up and/or the computer freezes while playing the games.
Me: the tower heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during games
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the computer making a loud buzzing sound is due the high graphics intensive application putting lot of load on the processor and the graphics card/chip will make the CPU fan to run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This Desktop comes with an Integrated graphics chip.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my computer?
Sylvester K: Is the new graphics card installed on this computer?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been installed for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart my computer.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being online.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.''
Members of The Clock Crew have begun work on this new fad, creating animations in the name of Sylvester K. He is being portrayed as Sylvester, from Warner Brothers' television shows and films. Many veriations of this story have been written already, such as...
- Sylvester K Becomes a Doctor
- Sylvester K Becomes an Airplane Pilot
- Sylvester K Becomes an Emergency Room Operator
- Sylvester K Becomes an Army General
And many others. If you would like to read current stories refer to http://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=12955 .
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: catclock on December 20, 2005, 10:16:33 PM
Post by: catclock on December 20, 2005, 10:16:33 PM
Alright, I got one
Sylvester K the Christmas Tree Salesman
Me: Hello.
Sylvester K: Welcome to Overpriced Christmas Trees United
Sylvester K:How may I assist you today?
Me: Uh, I need a Christmas tree, what's the price on this one?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the tree 3S4rf2
Me: How should I know? It's a tree. There's no model number on it.
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand you want to buy a Christmas tree to hang lights on it.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: Yeah
Sylvester K: When did this issue first occur?
Me: A couple months ago
Me: Hey wait what the fuck? What issue?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there is any snow accumulated on the tree?
Me: Yeah, I brushed it off though.
Sylvester K: Also, let me know if the tree gets heated up during use.
Me: Uh, alright.
Sylvester K: The tree is on fire due to the match I just threw on it.
Sylvester K: It comes with additional pine needles on it.
Me: Is this burning tree, a risk to my house hold?
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: It's set the store on fire.
Sylvester K: Ok
Me: So how much will this cost me?
Me: And shouldn't you extingush the fire on the store?
Sylvester K: Thank you for buying a tree
Sylvester K the Christmas Tree Salesman
Me: Hello.
Sylvester K: Welcome to Overpriced Christmas Trees United
Sylvester K:How may I assist you today?
Me: Uh, I need a Christmas tree, what's the price on this one?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the tree 3S4rf2
Me: How should I know? It's a tree. There's no model number on it.
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand you want to buy a Christmas tree to hang lights on it.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: Yeah
Sylvester K: When did this issue first occur?
Me: A couple months ago
Me: Hey wait what the fuck? What issue?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there is any snow accumulated on the tree?
Me: Yeah, I brushed it off though.
Sylvester K: Also, let me know if the tree gets heated up during use.
Me: Uh, alright.
Sylvester K: The tree is on fire due to the match I just threw on it.
Sylvester K: It comes with additional pine needles on it.
Me: Is this burning tree, a risk to my house hold?
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: It's set the store on fire.
Sylvester K: Ok
Me: So how much will this cost me?
Me: And shouldn't you extingush the fire on the store?
Sylvester K: Thank you for buying a tree
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Cherry Pepsi on December 21, 2005, 12:42:05 AM
Post by: Cherry Pepsi on December 21, 2005, 12:42:05 AM
Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: HELP! I'M BEING RAPED!
Sylvester K: Are you being forced?
Me: WHAT DOES RAPE MEAN TO YOU!?!?!
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the form of sexual assult.
Sylvester K: I understand that you are being raped.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: 20 minutes ago, when I first contacted you!
Me: what is wrong with you, you stupid bastard!?!?!?!?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on 'it'?
Me: wtf...?
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the action gets heated up
Me: YOU SUCK!!!!!!
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: You are being raped.
Me: No duh.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my virginity?
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with this?
Sylvester K: Thanks you for being alive. *hangs up*
Me: DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: HELP! I'M BEING RAPED!
Sylvester K: Are you being forced?
Me: WHAT DOES RAPE MEAN TO YOU!?!?!
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the form of sexual assult.
Sylvester K: I understand that you are being raped.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: 20 minutes ago, when I first contacted you!
Me: what is wrong with you, you stupid bastard!?!?!?!?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on 'it'?
Me: wtf...?
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the action gets heated up
Me: YOU SUCK!!!!!!
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: You are being raped.
Me: No duh.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my virginity?
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with this?
Sylvester K: Thanks you for being alive. *hangs up*
Me: DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Betamax on April 17, 2006, 09:28:46 PM
Post by: Betamax on April 17, 2006, 09:28:46 PM
mkay here's mine.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to the NASA support hotline. How may I help you?
Me: Hi
Me: I have the strangest burning sensation in my eyes. Until recently, my eyesight had been fine. Also, most of my field of vision is consumed by a dark greenish blur.
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model of your eyes OCX24953?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that you have a burning sensation in your eyes, along with degrading vision. You have not had any previous problems with your eyesight.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few minutes ago, after I had been staring at the sun for about a half an hour.
Me: what is wrong with my eyes?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any particles or objects lodged in your eyes?
Me: I have sprayed my eyes with dust off.
Sylvester K: And let me know if you have viewed the sun through a telescope.
Me: No, I can see it fine without any magnification. It looks sort of dark by now, along with everything else.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: Are they fixable?
Sylvester K: Evan, you have exposed your eyes to an excessive amount of ultraviolet radiation. Ultraviolet radiation can play a contributory role in the development of various ocular disorders including cataract, pterygium, cancer of the skin around the eye, photokeratitis and corneal degenerative changes, and may contribute to age-related macular degeneration.
Sylvester K: Do these eyes come equipped with contact lenses?
Me: I bought a different set a while back
Me: Much more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my eyesight?
Sylvester K: Is your entire field of view blacked out?
Me: no, not yet.
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: I've been staring at the sun for about an hour now.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: do you have any solutions, or do I need to stop staring at the sun?
Sylvester K: Thank you for calling.
*Sylvester K hangs up*
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to the NASA support hotline. How may I help you?
Me: Hi
Me: I have the strangest burning sensation in my eyes. Until recently, my eyesight had been fine. Also, most of my field of vision is consumed by a dark greenish blur.
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model of your eyes OCX24953?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that you have a burning sensation in your eyes, along with degrading vision. You have not had any previous problems with your eyesight.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few minutes ago, after I had been staring at the sun for about a half an hour.
Me: what is wrong with my eyes?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any particles or objects lodged in your eyes?
Me: I have sprayed my eyes with dust off.
Sylvester K: And let me know if you have viewed the sun through a telescope.
Me: No, I can see it fine without any magnification. It looks sort of dark by now, along with everything else.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: Are they fixable?
Sylvester K: Evan, you have exposed your eyes to an excessive amount of ultraviolet radiation. Ultraviolet radiation can play a contributory role in the development of various ocular disorders including cataract, pterygium, cancer of the skin around the eye, photokeratitis and corneal degenerative changes, and may contribute to age-related macular degeneration.
Sylvester K: Do these eyes come equipped with contact lenses?
Me: I bought a different set a while back
Me: Much more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my eyesight?
Sylvester K: Is your entire field of view blacked out?
Me: no, not yet.
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: I've been staring at the sun for about an hour now.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: do you have any solutions, or do I need to stop staring at the sun?
Sylvester K: Thank you for calling.
*Sylvester K hangs up*
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on April 23, 2006, 08:30:08 PM
Post by: Dragonmaw on April 23, 2006, 08:30:08 PM
I so have to get in on this.
Me: Hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to 911, how may I help you?
Me: Well, I was masturbating to child pornography, and all of a sudden my dick started bleeding.
Sylvester K: Are you male?
Me: Yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming your gender.
Sylvester K: I understand that your dick is bleeding heavily from masturbating to childpronography, and you have had no other problems like this, correct?
Me: Correct
Sylvester K: When did the issue first occur?
Me: When I last masturbated to child porn.
Me: Is my dick permanently damaged?
Sylvester K: Have you checked to see if you masturbating with razor wire?
Me: I don't own any razor wire.
Sylvester K: Let me know if you get any.
Me: I don't plan on buying any, ever.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: Am I damaged for life?
Sylvester K: James, your dick is bleeding due to blood spilling from the cappilaries and veins. This might be related to your masturbation.
Me: OK
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: But my dick is bleeding.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: How can I stop my dick from bleeding? And can I get an ambulance?
Sylvester K: Thanks for being male
Me: Hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to 911, how may I help you?
Me: Well, I was masturbating to child pornography, and all of a sudden my dick started bleeding.
Sylvester K: Are you male?
Me: Yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming your gender.
Sylvester K: I understand that your dick is bleeding heavily from masturbating to childpronography, and you have had no other problems like this, correct?
Me: Correct
Sylvester K: When did the issue first occur?
Me: When I last masturbated to child porn.
Me: Is my dick permanently damaged?
Sylvester K: Have you checked to see if you masturbating with razor wire?
Me: I don't own any razor wire.
Sylvester K: Let me know if you get any.
Me: I don't plan on buying any, ever.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: Am I damaged for life?
Sylvester K: James, your dick is bleeding due to blood spilling from the cappilaries and veins. This might be related to your masturbation.
Me: OK
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: But my dick is bleeding.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: How can I stop my dick from bleeding? And can I get an ambulance?
Sylvester K: Thanks for being male
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BoulderClock on March 24, 2009, 07:33:24 PM
Post by: BoulderClock on March 24, 2009, 07:33:24 PM
Followed by this thread.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: Sinister Clock on March 25, 2009, 10:27:04 AM
Post by: Sinister Clock on March 25, 2009, 10:27:04 AM
Boulder why you gots to be bumpin' ma dead threads you know they ain't gonna be breavin' no more.
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BoulderClock on July 26, 2013, 05:27:36 AM
Post by: BoulderClock on July 26, 2013, 05:27:36 AM
boom remember this guys? guys?
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BoulderClock on July 26, 2013, 05:33:03 AM
Post by: BoulderClock on July 26, 2013, 05:33:03 AM
Quote from: BitterClock;213879Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to Lil magnum premium service line. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i play my vibrator it begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the handheld electronic device with this issue SR1030NX ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the handheld electronic device makes a loud buzzing sound only while using alot of energy. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the handheld electronic device?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the handheld electronic device gets heated up and/or the handheld electronic device freezes while playing the "games".
Me: the tower heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during "games"
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the computer making a loud buzzing sound is due the high usage putting a lot of load on the processor and the motor will make the handheld electronic device's fan to run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This dildo comes with an Integrated graphics chip.
Me: ... that doesn't make sense.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my current one?
Sylvester K: Is the new graphics card installed on this handheld device?
Me: erm.... there is no display.
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk if washed.
Me: it has been operating for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart.
Sylvester K: Thank you for buying from us, we hope to make your dreams as big as your heart.
He ended with that and i was disconnected.
HAHAHAHAHA
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BilliardBall10 on July 31, 2013, 04:06:18 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on July 31, 2013, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: BoulderClock;1956004HAHAHAHAHAi have to remind you:
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1546390Boulder why you gots to be bumpin' ma dead threads you know they ain't gonna be breavin' no more.boulder, you REALLY enjoy bumping into old threads, dont you?
Title: "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
Post by: BoulderClock on August 01, 2013, 04:58:58 AM
Post by: BoulderClock on August 01, 2013, 04:58:58 AM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1956288i have to remind you:
boulder, you REALLY enjoy bumping into old threads, dont you?
oh shit deja vu