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Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Munglai on December 27, 2005, 01:57:39 PM
When scattring cross the fields of S'ans,
The remnants of my widow threes,
I fell upon a surry full,
Of beautiful, golden worker ants.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on December 27, 2005, 02:03:13 PM
There's an ant
Over there
There's an ant
In my pubic hair
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on December 27, 2005, 02:08:13 PM
Ants have pants
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Pumpkin Clock on December 27, 2005, 02:08:14 PM
Ants are very small
They eat all my picnic food
Why dont they fuck off

Haiku motherufcker
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Munglai on December 27, 2005, 02:20:37 PM
Threadbare,
Destitute in its intent,
Lessons learnt,
but wisdom spent,
Unwisely - left, right and centre,
The ants march through March and through placenta;
Months go by,
My,
My,
My,
Seraphym doth wonder why,
The ant don't age as do the man,
Just settle to the hallowed span?
Of mice,
Of glory,
And sentient swelling,
In a hill its abd'min dwelling,
Saintly in comunication,
Human slaves in an instect nation;
The ant, the ant, the sacred mess'nger,
Blessed truely like my prey,
It swallows whole the dental kestral,
But daren't disturb the lingerie.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: CrustClock on December 27, 2005, 02:34:47 PM
Ants,
Fucking ants,
Fuckers.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: PaperClipClock on December 27, 2005, 03:13:31 PM
Ants,
Silent as the night,
you can feel them in your ears,
gives you quite a fright,

having babies on your food,
I really hate them dood.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Sinister Clock on December 28, 2005, 08:18:23 AM
Ants in pants are ugly,
Ants in France are bastards;
Ants in Italy are sexy.
Ants in America are bastards.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 28, 2005, 08:52:20 AM
They all move as one
Working in such harmony
Each one is a slave
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Munglai on December 29, 2005, 12:35:46 PM
Stride, stride, stride,
Upon the dainty legs of power rides,
The ant, the ant,
Our true mesiah,
Lifts our pain,
Destroys desire;
Carries on its back our sins:
Our faults!
Our fears!
Our wherewithins!
Gloryto the segmented saviour,
Fearless, slave-like,
In behaviour,
Its will surrendered to its Queen,
So we may live,
Our crimes unseen.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Munglai on December 29, 2005, 01:31:34 PM
ANT.
BRAVERY.
LESSONS.
DARK.
LOVE.
VELVET.
LOVE.
NOW.
FESTIVAL.
NOW.
NOW.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: YoYoClock on December 29, 2005, 01:32:39 PM
Ants are fun for licking
Ants are fun for eating
Ants are fun to squash in rage after giving your wife a beating
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: VCRClock on December 29, 2005, 01:35:59 PM
extended haiku
talk about a tiny bug
stupid frigging ants

ants are small and black
also unpleasant to find
in your sugar bowl

wait on second thought
there are some red ants I guess
see rant, next haiku

stupid dumb red ants
always have to be unique
they should get a life

when you squash an ant
kind of but not all the way
it will writhe around
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Munglai on December 29, 2005, 07:32:38 PM
Red ant poised with sting prepared,
Black ant's noise in disrepair,
Red ant settled,
Black ant crushed,
Always moving,
Never rushed,
Black ant cowers thorax bleeding,
Red ant stalks its threat impeding,
Red ant,
Black ant,
Racism and stuff like that.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Insomnia on December 29, 2005, 07:38:21 PM
Another
Noteable
Thread.
Suckas.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: MonsterMunch on December 29, 2005, 07:42:04 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F40061000%2Fjpg%2F_40061377_ant_300.jpog.jpg&hash=8411ea768ab9b1d7669d66a05145fca63ea01760)
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: koalaclock on December 29, 2005, 07:46:45 PM
The ant cant chant on its plant
as its Aunt Grant rants
whilst producing a ghant chart
whilst playing darts.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Thor on December 29, 2005, 07:53:48 PM
There once was an ant from Nantucket,
who found some sugar in a bucket
He jumped right in there,
without a care.
He's got stuck,
but he had sugar so fuck it.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: BreadfruitClock on December 29, 2005, 07:54:00 PM
There is an ant.
In my shoe.
Oh boo.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Munglai on December 29, 2005, 07:55:27 PM
Quote from: Insomnia
Another
Noteable
Thread.
Suckas.

I like how one person is always unhappy in japanese porn,
Cry bike now! Son - her son is tall, weighs a tap, free in lap sans knees lawn.
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: SilverCherryClock on December 29, 2005, 07:56:38 PM
Adam had em'
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Insomnia on December 29, 2005, 07:59:58 PM
Quote from: MenglaiI like how one person is always unhappy in japanese porn,
Cry bike now! Son - her son is tall, weighs a tap, free in lap sans knees lawn.

IM CHANGING IT NOW BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID :mad:
Title: ITT: poems about ants
Post by: Slurpee on December 29, 2005, 08:30:19 PM
Carrying a message across my floor,
Off the carpet, out the door,
O scout ant, with your head held high,
Off to tell your friends about my chicken thighs,
fuck you.