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Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: MSPaintClock on December 28, 2005, 07:28:33 AM
Durian was in a car crash while riding with his two nieces. I don't know the complete details but he died in result. Rest in peace Durian.  :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on December 28, 2005, 07:30:31 AM
Did you read it at paper "Dead : DurianClock"?
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: RastaClock on December 28, 2005, 07:31:42 AM
oh i heard about this.... RIP Durian  :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: AlethioClock on December 28, 2005, 07:32:19 AM
How did you find out? I have a hard time believing deaths on the internet. Think Illwillpress. He was riding with his grandmother.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: StrangeClock on December 28, 2005, 07:32:32 AM
luckily his mother could get on AIM to inform all his friends
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Losperman on December 28, 2005, 08:00:24 AM
Yeah, I heard something about that. So sad. I think he was with Dan Malo at the time. Such terrible losses. :(

{{{Durian}}}
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 28, 2005, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: StrangeClockluckily his mother could get on AIM to inform all his friends

.
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Post by: EnglishClock on December 28, 2005, 08:08:19 AM
Damn, that's sad. Bye Durian. :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on December 28, 2005, 08:18:04 AM
Am I correct to defend the fist that hold this pen?
It's ink that lies
The pen, the page, the paper
I live; I learn
You will always take what I have earned
So aid my end
While I believe I'm winning

Our friends speak out in our defense
I pay ten deaf ears for two months' rent
We burn the gallows they erect
And cut the nooses they tie for our necks

You constantly make it impossible
To make conversation
We're comatose; we're audible
And I like it the farther I get out
We passed it off but it's all on us
For common conversation, it took everything I got
And I like it the farther I get out

Once said, always said
I will hold the past over your head
I'll speak my mind whenever I feel slighted
I am hellbent
I'm extracting all of my revenge
So take heart, sweetheart
Or I will take it from you

I slip, concealed, back to the keep
Concede to do the work for free
We prey as wolves among the sheep
And slit the necks of soldiers while they sleep

You constantly make it impossible
To make conversation
We're comatose; we're audible
And I like it the farther I get out
We passed it off but it's all on us
For common conversation, it took everything I got
And I like it the farther I get out

You constantly make it impossible
To make conversation
We're comatose; we're audible
And I like it the farther I get out
We passed it off but it's all on us
For common conversation, it took everything I got
I like it the farther I get out

You constantly make it impossible
To make conversation
We're comatose; we're audible
And I like it the farther I get out
We passed it off but it's all on us
For common conversation, it took everything I got
And I like it the farther I get out

We passed it off but it's all on us
For common conversation, it took everything I got
I like it the farther I get out
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Pumpkin Clock on December 28, 2005, 09:07:01 AM
He'd better not be dead :(

I'm no stranger to being dead.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on December 28, 2005, 09:07:39 AM
Soon there will be "Durians mom" thread.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: RupeeClock on December 28, 2005, 09:16:55 AM
I certainly hope this isn't true... if it isn't I might see him again on Mario Kart DS, who knows. But eitherway I hope he's ok....
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Pullasuti on December 28, 2005, 09:42:28 AM
I heard the sad news as well, really puts you  down.
never forget rip
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Crippled on December 28, 2005, 09:44:58 AM
That's  so sad! This news has ruined my day.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: badtoupeeclock on December 28, 2005, 09:46:36 AM
But... but... he just posted earlier today...  :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on December 28, 2005, 09:50:15 AM
Last words :
"Super Mario Brothers ate my balls. "

That shall read in his gravestone.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 28, 2005, 10:07:40 AM
At least it wasn't a shark farming accident.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: MineralWaterClock on December 28, 2005, 10:53:42 AM
MSPaintClock, are you serious? How did you get the news?
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: PandaClock on December 28, 2005, 11:07:09 AM
:(

I hardly knew him..

 :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: IoClock on December 28, 2005, 11:09:21 AM
Quote from: PandaClock:(

I hardly knew him..

 :(

Neither did I.

But then again, how DO we know he really died? Maybe he was just pranking?

I hope. :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: FlashlightClock on December 28, 2005, 11:09:28 AM
i hope this is some sick joke
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: StrangeClock on December 28, 2005, 11:09:29 AM
seriously though no offense to Durian, but Vincent Schiavelli died on Monday and he was in like 150 films.
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Post by: MineralWaterClock on December 28, 2005, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: StrangeClockseriously though no offense to Durian, but Vincent Schiavelli died on Monday and he was in like 150 films.

Durian is only 17 years old...:(
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Post by: AbsintheClock on December 28, 2005, 11:13:20 AM
My favorite being his small role in Batman Returns.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Losperman on December 28, 2005, 11:15:27 AM
Quote from: MineralWaterClockDurian is only 17 years old...:(

You mean... was only 17 years old. :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 28, 2005, 11:18:45 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg505.imageshack.us%2Fimg505%2F4062%2F030924dunkindonuts0jj.jpg&hash=8b2d3b70ec040e454fc63f5c4b564e7c6b56e03e)

Fred the Baker died today too. I remember when he retired everyone got a free donut and if they didn't they got these chip voucher things for another time.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Losperman on December 28, 2005, 11:19:18 AM
Quote from: Absinthe Clock

Fred the Baker died today too.

Time to make the funeral appointment.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: IoClock on December 28, 2005, 11:20:03 AM
Quote from: Absinthe Clock

Fred the Baker died today too.

Is there no mercy left in the world?!?!?!?

*takes out razors and passes them around*

They're on me today guys.
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Post by: PandaClock on December 28, 2005, 11:21:14 AM
Quote from: Cynical_ClockIs there no mercy left in the world?!?!?!?

*takes out razors and passes them around*

They're on me today guys.
What do I do with it.
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Post by: MineralWaterClock on December 28, 2005, 11:22:12 AM
His last post was just about 10 hours ago :(

His name is still in the Total uers that have visited today section...

DrClock, DryIce, DurianClock, EasterEggClock, EggoClock,


:(:(:(:(

I can't take it anymore. :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: YoYoClock on December 28, 2005, 11:37:14 AM
I do hope this isn't true

I too have a hard time believing deaths on the internet, but it's always possible

If it is true then.....well that would suck so much major ass
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: AlethioClock on December 28, 2005, 11:41:07 AM
At times like this is wish I joined CC earlier. Then there would be one more person who knew of DurianClock. :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on December 28, 2005, 11:43:32 AM
I bet this isnt true,but if it is too bad.

That was nice fella. And liked my movies.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on December 28, 2005, 11:46:39 AM
Quote from: Flashlight_Clocki hope this is some sick joke
Its not like this happens first time in internet
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Joey 56465468 on December 28, 2005, 11:58:37 AM
Jesus Christ that sucks :(
I propose for clockday 06(if its true that hes dead) We should dedicate all of our flashes to him. I sure as hell know I will.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: PirateClock on December 28, 2005, 12:06:03 PM
i hope cranberry wasn't in that car.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: ForkClock on December 28, 2005, 12:19:48 PM
Quote from: VikingJesus Christ that sucks :(
I propose for clockday 06(if its true that hes dead) We should dedicate all of our flashes to him. I sure as hell know I will.

Thats a very nice idea.  

And if this is some kind of joke, there should be some kind of penalty for this..
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: PecanClock on December 28, 2005, 12:22:46 PM
:(
 I vote we move him into the "Dearly Depatrted' user group.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Pumpkin Clock on December 28, 2005, 12:23:41 PM
...................I know the real story, but I dont want to say. Contact me in privet if u want the info


...........I............. I cant say
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: YoYoClock on December 28, 2005, 12:38:54 PM
DurianClock was a dick and I'm glad he's dead. I hope he rots in hell
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: CabbageClock on December 28, 2005, 12:40:41 PM
Durian isn't dead. He's just hanging out with Elvis and Tupac. They live down the street from me. Nice fellas, too.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Surfer_Clock on December 28, 2005, 12:40:49 PM
:x: No...no no no. This can't be true. It can't be! Too many fond memories. Not Durian! He had sins he didn't confess!

*phone rings, pick up*
Hello?
...
Yes? ... Yes? ...OH MY GOD!
You guys, it's Durian! He's calling from the grave!
Says he's in hell! Tell us about hell, Durian!
...mmhm....yes? Ah!
Durian says that in hell, there's a bunch of stores that sell trinkets! He also says that every store sells the same little trinkets! Yes, go on...hmm...
Durian says that in hell, if you drink the water, you vomit up blood for 3 days! What else, Durian? Oh mah gawd!
You guys! Durian says that in hell, everyone speaks Spanish!
*collective gasp*

 :sombrero:

(If he really is dead, I'm probably going to Mexico for this... and RIP, Durian, if you truly and seriously have shuffled from this mortal coil.)
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: CabbageClock on December 28, 2005, 12:43:23 PM
Hey, today is not the day to mourn the loss of Durian.

However, it is the day to celebrate the birthday of our very own GherkinClock! 20 years young today!
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Snapple on December 28, 2005, 12:50:53 PM
Durian was a butt.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: ChickenClock on December 28, 2005, 12:51:19 PM
holy shit pumpkin died :eek:
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: starup clock on December 28, 2005, 12:54:42 PM
durian isnt dead, i know these kind of jokes, it's just cruel :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: RupeeClock on December 28, 2005, 01:13:31 PM
Quote from: SoursopClock:(
 I vote we move him into the "Dearly Depatrted' user group.

He died, but he'll never leave the Clock Crew...

And Yoyo, that, I didn't expect from you...
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: EnvelopeClock on December 28, 2005, 01:21:22 PM
Oh well. Who's up for some popcorn?
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on December 28, 2005, 01:25:46 PM
Quote from: *up clockdurian isnt dead, i know these kind of jokes, it's just cruel :(
No,most likely he is not.
But,you do understand that even if this is internet people can actually die?
And people who writes in here are not immortal?
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Post by: YoYoClock on December 28, 2005, 01:28:12 PM
Quote from: TeekooAnd people who writes in here are not immortal?

You cannot kill the clockcrew
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: ShotglassClock on December 28, 2005, 02:14:08 PM
Didn't know him, but really any death is sad, if it's a real death anyway.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: theqy on December 28, 2005, 02:32:20 PM
Quote from: ShotglassClockDidn't know him, but really any death is sad, if it's a real death anyway.

i second it
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Post by: Pullasuti on December 28, 2005, 03:39:17 PM
Quote from: SnappleDurian was a butt.
how dare you!!!
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: The R.O.B. Squad on December 28, 2005, 03:44:09 PM
Quote from: TeekooLast words :
"Super Mario Brothers ate my balls. "
If this wasen't a sad moment it would be almost funny.
R.I.P. Durian. :(
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: PirateClock on December 28, 2005, 04:00:28 PM
D is for Death
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Solenoidclock on December 28, 2005, 04:04:05 PM
His last words were, " Super Mario Brothers ate my balls."

Rest in peace Durian.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: RupeeClock on December 28, 2005, 04:05:05 PM
Quote from: wavy gravyD is for Desperado


D is for Durian.

Never forget - 12 - 28 - 05
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: PirateClock on December 28, 2005, 04:06:45 PM
Quote from: RupeeClockD is for Durian.

Never forget - 12 - 28 - 05

why is it that you people  say the month before the day. doesn't make any sendce.

it's 28-12-05.    day-month-year.    dutch people know best.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 28, 2005, 04:06:52 PM
Quote from: StrangeClockluckily his mother could get on AIM to inform all his friends

Godbless
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Post by: AlethioClock on December 28, 2005, 04:18:13 PM
Quote from: PirateClockwhy is it that you people  say the month before the day. doesn't make any sendce.

it's 28-12-05.    day-month-year.    dutch people know best.
I second this.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: CD Clock on December 28, 2005, 04:24:22 PM
:army:

EDIT:   :army:  :army:

EDIT EDIT:   :bio:
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: PintClock on December 28, 2005, 04:31:23 PM
Quote from: PirateClockwhy is it that you people say the month before the day. doesn't make any sendce.
 
it's 28-12-05. day-month-year. dutch people know best.

Actually in Britain, the standard is dd/mm/yyyy
 
Rupee was just being silly or something.  'less he turned american :mad:
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: StrangeClock on December 28, 2005, 04:41:35 PM
Thankfully I caught his father on AIM

DurianClock: my son has died
the strangeclock:[/color] NO
the strangeclock:[/color] he's... dead
DurianClock: yes : (
the strangeclock:[/color] did he suffer overmuch?
DurianClock: yes he did
the strangeclock:[/color] oh, well. That's a relief.
the strangeclock:[/color] well I'm glad you took the time to contact your son's internet acquaintances when the grief is still so fresh, sir.
the strangeclock:[/color] hang on, you're not looking through his private files, are you?
the strangeclock:[/color] pervert.
DurianClock: yes, I have found many flash movies he will never be able to complete
the strangeclock:[/color] oh, I see.
the strangeclock:[/color] um... sorry about that pervert stuff.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: CD Clock on December 28, 2005, 04:45:41 PM
Quote from: StrangeClockThankfully I caught his father on AIM

DurianClock: my son has died
the strangeclock:[/color] NO
the strangeclock:[/color] he's... dead
DurianClock: yes : (
the strangeclock:[/color] did he suffer overmuch?
DurianClock: yes he did
the strangeclock:[/color] oh, well. That's a relief.
the strangeclock:[/color] well I'm glad you took the time to contact your son's internet acquaintances when the grief is still so fresh, sir.
the strangeclock:[/color] hang on, you're not looking through his private files, are you?
the strangeclock:[/color] pervert.
DurianClock: yes, I have found many flash movies he will never be able to complete
the strangeclock:[/color] oh, I see.
the strangeclock:[/color] um... sorry about that pervert stuff.

 :army:
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 28, 2005, 04:45:47 PM
Quote from: StrangeClockThankfully I caught his father on AIM

DurianClock: my son has died
the strangeclock:[/color] NO
the strangeclock:[/color] he's... dead
DurianClock: yes : (
the strangeclock:[/color] did he suffer overmuch?
DurianClock: yes he did
the strangeclock:[/color] oh, well. That's a relief.
the strangeclock:[/color] well I'm glad you took the time to contact your son's internet acquaintances when the grief is still so fresh, sir.
the strangeclock:[/color] hang on, you're not looking through his private files, are you?
the strangeclock:[/color] pervert.
DurianClock: yes, I have found many flash movies he will never be able to complete
the strangeclock:[/color] oh, I see.
the strangeclock:[/color] um... sorry about that pervert stuff.
Such strenght, he truly honors his son's death.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: RupeeClock on December 28, 2005, 04:54:41 PM
Quote from: DurianClock:(, who changed my avatar?

Probably Albino, not the first time.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: PirateClock on December 28, 2005, 04:56:37 PM
ZOMBIE!!!
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 28, 2005, 04:58:51 PM
How many fakes do you think the CC will see before a real one actually happens and we don't believe it?
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Post by: PirateClock on December 28, 2005, 04:59:56 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockHow many fakes do you think the CC will see before a real one actually happens and we don't believe it?
i dunno. you planing to jump of a bridge tonight?
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 28, 2005, 05:02:59 PM
What clock DID die anyway? Ive forgotten...
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: RupeeClock on December 28, 2005, 05:03:27 PM
Quote from: DurianClockDan Malo.

Dan Malo faked his own death once? O RLY?
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 28, 2005, 05:07:34 PM
Quote from: DurianClockBury me with Cable internet please.
necro porn pics plz
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: RupeeClock on December 28, 2005, 05:13:55 PM
Quote from: HarmonyClocknecro porn pics plz


Only then if you vote 5.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: Jooks on December 28, 2005, 05:17:09 PM
Quote from: HarmonyClockWhat clock DID die anyway? Ive forgotten...
CerealBox.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: PintClock on December 28, 2005, 05:25:50 PM
OK now the formalities are over can we get back to how the mm/dd/yyyy date format is silly please
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: ProqagandaClock on December 28, 2005, 05:29:13 PM
Quote from: PintClockOK now the formalities are over can we get back to how the mm/dd/yyyy date format is silly please
Who is so lazy they cant just write the fifth of april 1945 or something
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: PintClock on December 28, 2005, 05:32:39 PM
Quote from: HarmonyClockWho is so lazy they cant just write the fifth of april 1945 or something

Yeah but writing the month before the day is silly.
 
As someone said before,  the 10th month, 12th day, 2005  (10/12/05)  how silly
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: KronosClock on December 28, 2005, 05:40:47 PM
Poor clock, I hope he gets his 70 odd virgins.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: AlethioClock on December 28, 2005, 05:46:53 PM
He isn't dead. Duh, told you so.
Title: RIP Durian. :(
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 28, 2005, 05:48:20 PM
Goldmined!