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Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: LuxenbergClock on June 19, 2006, 09:56:53 AM
who likes kamikazi?
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: LuxenbergClock on June 19, 2006, 09:57:54 AM
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT ANSWER IS
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: Losperman on June 19, 2006, 09:59:06 AM
Voted.
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: LuxenbergClock on June 19, 2006, 10:00:05 AM
Quote from: LospermanVoted.
woah losperman you are the coolest person ever <3

















































































HEY  :mad:
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: LuxenbergClock on June 19, 2006, 10:00:46 AM
YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER IF U VOTE WRONG U NOT A TRUE CLOCL
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: Losperman on June 19, 2006, 10:04:55 AM
Quote from: DJ Coalwoah losperman you are the coolest person ever <3

















































































HEY  :mad:

You are too kind, my good friend. {{{}}}
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: SchoolClock on June 19, 2006, 10:15:21 AM
I agree, Losperman is just the most awesomest guy, like, ever.
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: FlashlightClock on June 19, 2006, 10:16:00 AM
Lospy? Fuck yeah, he's way better than everyone that has ever existed. Ever.
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: Losperman on June 19, 2006, 10:18:57 AM
Oh you guys.  :o
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: Roy on June 19, 2006, 10:23:12 AM
It must be great to be able to edit posts. especially when you're the most spectacular specimen of man ever created
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: SilverCherryClock on June 19, 2006, 10:31:00 AM
Quote from: SchoolI agree, Losperman is just the most awesomest guy, like, ever.

This is true. If he would, I'd let him teabag me.
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: Roy on June 19, 2006, 10:55:54 AM
Best use of mod powers ever. Except for the mod powers that were used to make Losperman a moderator, of course. Since he started modding, I actually feel the need to masturbate almost nonstop. It's pretty awesome.
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: FlashlightClock on June 19, 2006, 10:58:13 AM
Losperman, if you're reading this... please know that you have my heart. Every piece of it. Yours. No, I know what you're going to say. You're going to say that it's nothing but an internet fling, but you're wrong! It's love. I know my heart and my heart is shouting your name with every throbbing beat that courses through my body. No, don't speak. You've said too much already. Just let it sink in. I'll be here waiting for you, love.
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: GreyClock on June 19, 2006, 11:02:48 AM
voted

PS - You guys would be so jealous if you knew what Losperman had to do to me in order to get his mod position. Let's just say we have a mutual friend named "Sanchez".
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: coalclock on June 19, 2006, 11:05:13 AM
What the fuck? Losperman sucks ass. SIIIKE HE'S THE BEST FUCKING GUY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLDS AND THE INTERNET HOLY SHIT IF ONLY HE WOULD PASS ONE SULTRY GLANCE IN MY DIRECTION I WOULD BE HIS FOREVER I KNOW THIS IN MY HEART I CAN CHANGE HIM I CAN MAKE HIM MINE IF JUST GIVEN THE CHANCE PLEASE GOD PLEASE GIVE ME THE CHANCE
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: SilverCherryClock on June 19, 2006, 11:53:09 AM
Quote from: SilverCherryClockThis is true. If he would, I'd let him teabag me.

No lie guys
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: coalclock on June 19, 2006, 11:56:00 AM
GOD, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE LISTENING, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF YOURSELF AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, JUST LET HIM ACKNOWLEDGE ME, JUST ONE HEATED GLANCE AND I WILL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING AGAIN UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU CAN MANAGE TO HAVE HIM GIVE ME A POPSHOT, THAT WOULD BE ALL I ASK FOR GOD, PLEASE JUST CONSIDER IT AMEN
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: coalclock on June 19, 2006, 11:56:16 AM
PS - YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PUTTING JESUS UP FOR ADOPTION AND TAKING LOSPERMAN AS YOUR NEW SON, JUST A SUGGESTION
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: PirateClock on June 19, 2006, 11:57:24 AM
You know, you guys are right. I tried to deny my feelings for Losperman for so long, but... there's just something so irresistible about him. His wit, his charm... even his incredible intellect. I know he is too good for me, but a boy can dream, can't he?  :o
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on June 19, 2006, 11:57:25 AM
Lospy's anus smells like peppermint and tastes like an amazing rainbow of delicious candies. and just like a real rainbow, you can never find the ending point. you keep trying and trying and trying until you're all out of juice. but a happier place would surely never be found if one were lucky enough to stumble upon in in ravenous ecstasy
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: SilverCherryClock on June 19, 2006, 11:58:38 AM
Quote from: PirateClockfinal fantasy is gay

No lie guys
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: Roy on June 19, 2006, 11:59:10 AM
Google Search:
Did you mean to search for: thebestfuckingguyanyonehaseverseenheardtouchedtastedfeltintheirentirelife
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: SilverCherryClock on June 19, 2006, 12:00:03 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg48.imageshack.us%2Fimg48%2F153%2Flobsterfreak8zj.jpg&hash=2eda4ae3f2c44593b1eae381ff93708050cc442c)
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: LuxenbergClock on June 20, 2006, 12:34:21 PM
Losperman probably has the biggest Lospenis in the world. Get it? LosPENIS?
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: Thor on June 20, 2006, 12:52:24 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg83.imageshack.us%2Fimg83%2F5770%2Fsnappy2pw.jpg&hash=880c691949c869a0305cebdc1d3eb5db6cc45325)
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: BobbyClock on June 20, 2006, 01:09:56 PM
Wow, you guys sure like Losperman. But really, who wouldn't? He's smart, funny, sexy, successful, and just an all around cool guy. Have you guys ever seen Brokeback Mountain? Sometimes I like to camp out in my backyard and pretend I'm Jack and Lospy's Ennis. Of course Lospy's not really there, but I act through some of the more... um, erotic scenes in my mind and I... well, I'll leave it at that.

Oh, he also smells delicious. Like a fine seven course meal with gourmet salad, pasta, soft bread and, of course, buttery lobster, FROM A FRENCH RESTAURANT!!
Title: who likes kamikazi
Post by: CrowberryClock on June 21, 2006, 06:18:16 AM
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