Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 10, 2006, 11:35:50 AM
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 10, 2006, 11:35:50 AM
I don't know why I haven't shown you guys this before. Well, back in late December of 05, I made a topic on the LL to see if I should shave my pubes or not. Later, I thought it would be awesum to make a Pube Muppet. The legacy lives on.
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Fact: I shaved my pubes on New Years Eve Day.
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Fact: I shaved my pubes on New Years Eve Day.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: CrustClock on August 10, 2006, 11:37:09 AM
Post by: CrustClock on August 10, 2006, 11:37:09 AM
haahhahaahahahahaahahahaaha
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Slash on August 10, 2006, 11:37:25 AM
Post by: Slash on August 10, 2006, 11:37:25 AM
make movies with it, and everyone will obey you
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Poltergeist on August 10, 2006, 11:37:40 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on August 10, 2006, 11:37:40 AM
Ewwwww... Holy shit. You're fucking insane.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: MSPaintClock on August 10, 2006, 11:38:44 AM
Post by: MSPaintClock on August 10, 2006, 11:38:44 AM
That's disgusting and funny at the same time.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: GreyClock on August 10, 2006, 11:39:04 AM
Post by: GreyClock on August 10, 2006, 11:39:04 AM
You're god.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on August 10, 2006, 11:39:15 AM
Post by: ChocolateCoffin on August 10, 2006, 11:39:15 AM
I bet you still have it in a showbox somewhere.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Slash on August 10, 2006, 11:39:58 AM
Post by: Slash on August 10, 2006, 11:39:58 AM
Quote from: MSPaintClockThat's disgusting and funny at the same time.it's not disqusting, because all kinds of dirt could be hidden in those pubes and infect his genitals :teach:
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: DillClock on August 10, 2006, 11:40:06 AM
Post by: DillClock on August 10, 2006, 11:40:06 AM
Hello my good man.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: CrustClock on August 10, 2006, 11:43:53 AM
Post by: CrustClock on August 10, 2006, 11:43:53 AM
crustclock (5:41:28 PM): that frylock is a genius
butchcavities (5:42:15 PM): ahaha yes i love it
butchcavities (5:42:42 PM): it takes something completely saturated and unfunny to a whole new level of funny again
butchcavities (5:42:15 PM): ahaha yes i love it
butchcavities (5:42:42 PM): it takes something completely saturated and unfunny to a whole new level of funny again
Title: What kind of piece of shit establishment is this?
Post by: Omgee on August 10, 2006, 11:56:06 AM
Post by: Omgee on August 10, 2006, 11:56:06 AM
I knew before I clicked this thread that I'd regret it.
And, I did anyway, and I was right.
But, in a sick, terrible sort of way, that's pretty damn awesome.
Now fuck off and let me be.
And, I did anyway, and I was right.
But, in a sick, terrible sort of way, that's pretty damn awesome.
Now fuck off and let me be.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Sonucais on August 10, 2006, 11:59:20 AM
Post by: Sonucais on August 10, 2006, 11:59:20 AM
Thats really awesome! I agree with SlashClock, do movies with it! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Folder on August 10, 2006, 12:03:19 PM
Post by: Folder on August 10, 2006, 12:03:19 PM
Pube muppet LIVE ACTION FILM!!!
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: RenegadeClock on August 10, 2006, 12:05:17 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on August 10, 2006, 12:05:17 PM
What is wrong with you?
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: StrangeClock on August 10, 2006, 12:05:55 PM
Post by: StrangeClock on August 10, 2006, 12:05:55 PM
That's so gross
Make stop-motion movies in which he leaves pubes wherever he goes which get in people's drinks and eyes
Make stop-motion movies in which he leaves pubes wherever he goes which get in people's drinks and eyes
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: TurdClock on August 10, 2006, 02:51:45 PM
Post by: TurdClock on August 10, 2006, 02:51:45 PM
That is beyond brilliant.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: PentagramClock on August 10, 2006, 02:53:18 PM
Post by: PentagramClock on August 10, 2006, 02:53:18 PM
Quote from: RenegadeclockWhat is wrong with you?.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: patriotclock on August 10, 2006, 02:58:10 PM
Post by: patriotclock on August 10, 2006, 02:58:10 PM
Thats awesome and not awesome at the same time.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Starman on August 10, 2006, 02:58:27 PM
Post by: Starman on August 10, 2006, 02:58:27 PM
This would be perfect for clay-clock movies.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: CrustClock on August 10, 2006, 02:58:33 PM
Post by: CrustClock on August 10, 2006, 02:58:33 PM
Put one in someone's drink.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 10, 2006, 05:29:58 PM
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 10, 2006, 05:29:58 PM
That is so utterly disgusting, and I love it. Now I wish I saved my pubic hairs, and that's really depressing.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Pumpkin Clock on August 10, 2006, 05:33:57 PM
Post by: Pumpkin Clock on August 10, 2006, 05:33:57 PM
I dont think I'v ever let my pubes grow that long.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 10, 2006, 10:34:24 PM
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 10, 2006, 10:34:24 PM
Quote from: PumpkinI dont think I'v ever let my pubes grow that long.
I am a man.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: TequilaClock on August 10, 2006, 10:41:57 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on August 10, 2006, 10:41:57 PM
I saw that like 3 months ago, still shocking.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: SwitchbladeClock on August 10, 2006, 10:42:29 PM
Post by: SwitchbladeClock on August 10, 2006, 10:42:29 PM
Damnit! My Idea has been stolen right out of my brain. :(
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 11, 2006, 12:27:16 AM
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 11, 2006, 12:27:16 AM
Quote from: SwitchBladeClockDamnit! My Idea has been stolen right out of my brain. :(
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: AC Slater on August 11, 2006, 12:31:52 AM
Post by: AC Slater on August 11, 2006, 12:31:52 AM
He just needs glasses now :cool:
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Muffin Fellow on August 11, 2006, 01:00:57 AM
Post by: Muffin Fellow on August 11, 2006, 01:00:57 AM
Good golly, miss Molly!
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 11, 2006, 01:24:55 AM
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 11, 2006, 01:24:55 AM
I'm imitating this act as soon as I get an excuse to shave my pubes.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: OvenmittClock on August 11, 2006, 05:28:18 AM
Post by: OvenmittClock on August 11, 2006, 05:28:18 AM
give this man a pubic hair award
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: PirateClock on August 11, 2006, 05:31:10 AM
Post by: PirateClock on August 11, 2006, 05:31:10 AM
Quote from: SolenoidclockI'm imitating this act as soon as I get an excuse to shave my pubes.you mean as soon as you get them.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 11, 2006, 05:36:03 AM
Post by: Solenoidclock on August 11, 2006, 05:36:03 AM
Quote from: PirateClockyou mean as soon as you get them.I saw that coming a mile away.
I wonder if anyone sells pubes on ebay.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: CrustClock on August 11, 2006, 05:36:35 AM
Post by: CrustClock on August 11, 2006, 05:36:35 AM
Quote from: PirateClockyou mean as soon as you get them.ZIIING
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: WeakSausClock on August 11, 2006, 05:41:15 AM
Post by: WeakSausClock on August 11, 2006, 05:41:15 AM
If there is a bright center of the universe Real-Life Pube Muppit is the object that it is farthest from. Such a delightfully depraved act! This brings new meaning to a fantastic old joke and for that you deserve an obnoxiously phallic award.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: SunChipsClock on August 11, 2006, 06:43:31 AM
Post by: SunChipsClock on August 11, 2006, 06:43:31 AM
All I'm seeing is "omfg sick sick" Jesus, you people can look at a man stretch his own ass and laugh, yet when you see hair you're disgusted?
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: CapitalistClock on August 11, 2006, 06:51:10 AM
Post by: CapitalistClock on August 11, 2006, 06:51:10 AM
Hey FryLock, why not become a clock?
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: g0nz0 on August 11, 2006, 06:58:04 AM
Post by: g0nz0 on August 11, 2006, 06:58:04 AM
Quote from: AfrovBulletinHey FryLock, why not become a clock?clocks r gay DUMAzZ
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: AC Slater on August 11, 2006, 06:59:38 AM
Post by: AC Slater on August 11, 2006, 06:59:38 AM
Quote from: WeakSausClockIf there is a bright center of the universe Real-Life Pube Muppit is the object that it is farthest from. Such a delightfully depraved act! This brings new meaning to a fantastic old joke and for that you deserve an obnoxiously phallic award.CORPSEGRINDARS BROTHER O_O
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 11, 2006, 07:08:12 AM
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 11, 2006, 07:08:12 AM
Quote from: SunChipsClockAll I'm seeing is "omfg sick sick" Jesus, you people can look at a man stretch his own ass and laugh, yet when you see hair you're disgusted?
After a while, you kinda detach yourself from Goatse... cos it's just some guy on the internet. This is a guy from our own forum, so it's a lot more... real, I guess.
Which makes it so much cooler. :fifen:
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 11, 2006, 12:04:06 PM
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 11, 2006, 12:04:06 PM
Quote from: AfrovBulletinHey FryLock, why not become a clock?
I'm SnoopClock, althought I much prefer FryLock.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: CapitalistClock on August 11, 2006, 12:07:10 PM
Post by: CapitalistClock on August 11, 2006, 12:07:10 PM
Quote from: Fry LockI'm SnoopClock, althought I much prefer FryLock.
?
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Finland Clock on August 11, 2006, 12:15:51 PM
Post by: Finland Clock on August 11, 2006, 12:15:51 PM
Still funny as hell.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 11, 2006, 12:16:17 PM
Post by: Mangosteen Clock on August 11, 2006, 12:16:17 PM
Quote from: AfrovBulletin
!
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: KronosClock on August 11, 2006, 12:34:29 PM
Post by: KronosClock on August 11, 2006, 12:34:29 PM
Quote from: Fry Lock~~
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: CapitalistClock on August 11, 2006, 01:27:37 PM
Post by: CapitalistClock on August 11, 2006, 01:27:37 PM
Quote from: Fry Lock
I am sooooo tempted to post autoplay right now.
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: PentagramClock on August 11, 2006, 01:28:23 PM
Post by: PentagramClock on August 11, 2006, 01:28:23 PM
Quote from: AfrovBulletinI am sooooo tempted to post autoplay right now.For Fuck's sake, don't!
Title: Real-Life Pube Muppet
Post by: KeyClock on August 11, 2006, 01:29:14 PM
Post by: KeyClock on August 11, 2006, 01:29:14 PM
Harmony award for him please