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at my dog

My family are quite poor. we can afford the hosue and basic foods, but that's really it. the internet too.

anyways, so my stepdad has recently started a business adn the other day we got an influx of money. not loads, but enough. so he went food shopping and bought loads of shit.

one of the things he brought was this cheesecake. blueberry. looked so damn tasty. I've a thing for cheesecake. When I saw it I was just waiting to eat it, and today I saw that it was out on the counter ready to be eaten after dinner. It was right at the back of the counter, where no jumping animals could reach.

but then my stepdad goes and gets a piece and pulls it forward as he does so. now I se him do this and we both go into the living room

I go back five minutes later and my stupid fucking cunt ass wanker dog has jumped up there and eaten the fucking thing


I almost fucking cried. I kicked him and fell to my knees

We never get fucking cheesecake and he had to fucking eat it before I could get a piece

fuck!

Quote from: YoYoClockat my dog

My family are quite poor. we can afford the hosue and basic foods, but that's really it. the internet too.

...And flash....
:shifty:

im probally going to england later this year. when i do ill buy you as much cheesecake as you can eat.

Quote from: Pentagramclock...And flash....
:shifty:

i'm too pissed off to pretend I didn't steal software right now

Quote from: PirateClockim probally going to england later this year. when i do ill buy you as much cheesecake as you can eat.

please dear god do

Sell the dog. You'll be able to buy several cheesecakes with the money.

kill the dog

STUPID DOG/
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Cheese cake makes me puke, but I get some for you!

It's painfully true that I can relate to that. :(

{{{ YoYoClock }}}

We love you YoYoClock.

Quote from: TreeClockIt's painfully true that I can relate to that. :(

{{{ YoYoClock }}}

We love you YoYoClock.

True dat.

Eat the dog, won't taste like cheese, but maybe it tasts like chicken.

Quote from: TreeClockIt's painfully true that I can relate to that. :(

{{{ YoYoClock }}}

We love you YoYoClock.

<3

as tomorrow is my two year anniversary in dis here shiznit crew, maybe cheescake party is in order?

Eat the dog, it has delicious cheesecake filling!

also
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Shall we donate cheesecake to you, YoYo Clock?

Quote from: YoYoClock<3

as tomorrow is my two year anniversary in dis here shiznit crew, maybe cheescake party is in order?

what flavour

Quote from: PossumClockwhat flavour

blueberry, blackcurrant, lemon, or lime please

Quote from: YoYoClockblueberry, blackcurrant, lemon, or lime please

mmmm, black currant....

In the mean time here's an e-blackcurrent cheesecake!
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Mmm, that does look really good.

Quote from: YoYoClockI go back five minutes later and my stupid fucking cunt ass wanker dog has jumped up there and eaten the fucking thing


I almost fucking cried. I kicked him and fell to my knees

We never get fucking cheesecake and he had to fucking eat it before I could get a piece

fuck!

...Yeah, the dog did it...
:shifty:

Quote from: Silver...Yeah, the dog did it...
:shifty:

you people need to stop posting that unfunny picture

Quote from: YoYoClockyou people need to stop posting that unfunny picture

.....:shifty:......
:shifty:

Quote from: YoYoClockyou people need to stop posting that unfunny picture

the kid on that picture looks greasy

Everyone must send him  a cheese cake in the mail, in a cooler with beer. or have stores around him deliver it.  :army:  :army:  :army:

GET THIS MAN SOME FUCKING CHEESE CAKE!!!

Quote from: DrClockEveryone must send him  a cheese cake in the mail, in a cooler with beer. or have stores around him deliver it.  :army:  :army:  :army:

10-4!  :army:

Quote from: Tequila10-4!  :army:

For some reson i 1ol'd. Carry on.

Quote from: PentagramclockIn the mean time here's an e-blackcurrent cheesecake!

lol, i've seen that somewhere before.

Quote from: PossumClockSilver Shamrock, i've seen that somewhere before.

You mean like at a bakery maybe?

Quote from: TreeClockYou mean like at a bakery maybe?

You so smart! <3

This is all Samson's fault

Quote from: EnglishClockThis is all Samson's fault

Cheescake is a dish best served cold.

If you really kicked your dog, then you can go straight to hell sir.

Let's sell t-shirts to raise money to buy a cheesecake for YoYo.   :D

Help YoYo buy a cheesecake!
Donate $25 or more and get this T-Shirt:

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Thats pretty funny, I was eating some cheesecake as I read that.

This really is quite sad.

l0l owned

Quote from: KnightIf you really kicked your dog, then you can go straight to hell sir.

My brother threatend to kick my dog (My brother is 25, im 15. rofl!) so i told him that if he did it i would break his face (And i would) , then he went white in the face and ran away.

Quote from: DrClockMy brother threatend to kick my dog (My brother is 25, im 15. rofl!) so i told him that if he did it i would break his face (And i would) , then he went white in the face and ran away.

Man you so go gangsta.

Quote from: ToadMan you so go gangsta.

err...ok?

I just had apple/lemon cheesecake, it was sooooo goooood.

Quote from: DrClockerr...ok?

scrait up hardcore yo

3 years ago, when I was 10, I was picked up by my dad from school, as we walked to the car he said, "Something bad has happened. 2 of the most important buildings in the world have been destroyed by terrorists, and thousands of people died." I had no idea what he was talking about, when we got home I turned on the tv and found this news to be everywhere. They kept trplaying the same video of the plane crashing. I thought to myself: "How could we do this kind of thing? What is the world coming to?"...

etc.  <3

Poor people don't eat cakes.

Quote from: EvilBerryClock3 years ago, when I was 10, I was picked up by my dad from school, as we walked to the car he said, "Something bad has happened. 2 of the most important buildings in the world have been destroyed by terrorists, and thousands of people died." I had no idea what he was talking about, when we got home I turned on the tv and found this news to be everywhere. They kept trplaying the same video of the plane crashing. I thought to myself: "How could we do this kind of thing? What is the world coming to?"...

When I was almost 13 I stood on top of one of them.

Quote from: EvilBerryClock3 years ago, when I was 10, I was picked up by my dad from school, as we walked to the car he said, "Something bad has happened. 2 of the most important buildings in the world have been destroyed by terrorists, and thousands of people died." I had no idea what he was talking about, when we got home I turned on the tv and found this news to be everywhere. They kept trplaying the same video of the plane crashing. I thought to myself: "How could we do this kind of thing? What is the world coming to?"...

etc.  <3

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<3

You know it cheered you up

Quote from: TreeClockYou mean like at a bakery maybe?

No, like google images when i went to make a small flash for YoYo, unlike you unhelpful so-and-sos.

Think of it like this, If someone left a chesse cake infront of you, would you eat it as fast as you possibly could befor they came back?

I sure would.

Quote from: DrClockMy brother threatend to kick my dog (My brother is 25, im 15. rofl!) so i told him that if he did it i would break his face (And i would) , then he went white in the face and ran away.

Because your brother is a faggot.

Quote from: DrClockThink of it like this, If someone left a chesse cake infront of you, would you eat it as fast as you possibly could befor they came back?

I sure would.

I sure wouldn't. What the fuck is wrong with you? Fatty.

Quote from: DrClockThink of it like this, If someone left a chesse cake infront of you, would you eat it as fast as you possibly could befor they came back?

I sure would.

Your brother obviously has some mental problem that make him scared of complete twats, or some physical problem that makes him small and feeble enough for you, an equally feeble person, to crush him

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YEARN FOR IT BOY

Silver Shamrock i'm dirt poor, i don't remember the last time i ate anything good

Quote from: KnightIf you really kicked your dog, then you can go straight to hell sir.

quoted for emphasis

Quote from: YoYoClockYour brother obviously has some mental problem that make him scared of complete twats, or some physical problem that makes him small and feeble enough for you, an equally feeble person, to crush him

Probly. But i love the power. ^_^

My dog always sits down and drools whilst I am eating in front of her. Although I usually give her something in the end hehe!!

Quote from: l1ftyMy dog always sits down and drools whilst I am eating in front of her. Although I usually give her something in the end hehe!!

You give in too fast >=(

I was thinking about this thread last night in bed which is strange anyway I thought, why don't you just make one?

I'll send you a Care package of Cheesecake with icepacks in the bag.