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Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 08:45:39 PM
Fact: The Radio Star was indeed killed by Video.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 08:47:06 PM
Fact: The Hotel California is indeed a lovely place.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: DogBiscuit on August 21, 2006, 08:47:10 PM
Fact: I lost 306 pounds by going annorexic! On purpose!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Maltese on August 21, 2006, 08:47:26 PM
Fact: We're not going to take it
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PaperClipClock on August 21, 2006, 08:47:44 PM
Fact: ?Block is not 100% Olskoo.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Trek Clock on August 21, 2006, 08:48:14 PM
Fact: This is a fact
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: MahjongClock on August 21, 2006, 08:48:19 PM
FACT: If you leave a cup of milk on the counter for 4.62 days, it will spoil!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 08:49:14 PM
Fact:I'm burning through the sky, yeah.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 08:50:21 PM
Fact: If you bring the flowered hat, we'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 08:51:36 PM
Fact:The octopus will let you in and knows where you have been.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Joey 56465468 on August 21, 2006, 08:51:54 PM
Fact-There will be an answer, let it be.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: DogBiscuit on August 21, 2006, 08:52:22 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact:The octopus will let you in and knows where you have been.
Fact: I just quoted someone
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 08:52:25 PM
Fact:We all live in a yellow submarine.
More Beatles =D
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 08:52:27 PM
Fact: I said I'm sorry to change my mind.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 08:54:47 PM
Fact: A woman is buying a Stairway to Heaven.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Trek Clock on August 21, 2006, 08:56:49 PM
Fact: I need a hero
Fact: I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night
Fact: He's gotta be strong
Fact: And he's gotta be fast
Fact: And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: peyoteclock on August 21, 2006, 08:57:20 PM
fact: we didn't start the fire. science tells us it's been burnin' since the worlds been turnin'
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 08:58:31 PM
Fact: Attention all planets of the Solar Federation.  They have assumed control.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 08:58:55 PM
Fact: I think I'm crazy.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 08:59:45 PM
Fact: Billy Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl that thinks I am the one.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Trek Clock on August 21, 2006, 08:59:56 PM
Fact: We've just recieved word from the fleet, they've engaged the borg
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:01:10 PM
Fact: We'll all float on okay.
 :) <3 this thread, virus
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:01:39 PM
Fact: It's claws are definately around my throat and they are indeed squeezing tighter.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Trek Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:02:06 PM
Fact5: EVERYTHING floats down here
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Folder on August 21, 2006, 09:02:35 PM
Fact: This post is useless
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 09:02:52 PM
Fact: Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at the church where her wedding has been.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:04:02 PM
Quote from: TrekFact5: EVERYTHING floats down here
Off topic, are you completely missing the point of this thread?

Fact: I get up when I want, except on wednesdays, when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:04:43 PM
Quote from: TrekFact5: EVERYTHING floats down here
Fact: I don't think trekkie gets it.
Fact: Well I might disintegrate into the thin air if you like, and Im not the dark center of the universe like you thought.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:06:01 PM
Fact: He does indeed move his words like a prizefighter.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 09:06:12 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: I don't think trekkie gets it.
Fact: Well I might disintegrate into the thin air if you like, and Im not the dark center of the universe like you thought.

Fact: I must know the name of that song.

Fact:  It's my life, it's now or never.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PentagramClock on August 21, 2006, 09:06:51 PM
Fact: We enter winter once again.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:08:38 PM
Fact: They killed first the banker, with his professional demeanor, and televised and broadcasted the raping of kings.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 09:11:26 PM
Fact: Ma Baker is the meanest cat in town.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:14:21 PM
Quote from: VirusClockFact: I must know the name of that song.

Fact:  It's my life, it's now or never.
Fact: It's Dark Center of the Universe by my all time favorite band Modest Mouse.

Fact: I've been down on bended knee talkin' to the man from Galilee.
He spoke to me in the voice so sweet,
I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:14:45 PM
Fact: It is any colour you like.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:16:23 PM
Fact: I fell into a burninââ,¬â,,¢ ring of fire.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:17:36 PM
Fact: Roxanne doesn't have to put on the red light.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kaijuclock on August 21, 2006, 09:18:55 PM
fact: i really do wanna make a supersonic man outta you
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:19:40 PM
Fact: I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:19:41 PM
Fact: He's a scat man.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KelpClock on August 21, 2006, 09:20:43 PM
Fact: Angry Man is boring as hell.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kaijuclock on August 21, 2006, 09:20:45 PM
fact: we ARE the champions
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: GodClock on August 21, 2006, 09:21:56 PM
fact: its either real or its a dream, theres nothing that is in between.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: AnkhClock on August 21, 2006, 09:22:51 PM
FACT: We don't need no education.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:24:40 PM
Seeing we're continuing songs we already posted,
Fact: That fake jamaican took every last dime with that scam.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: AnkhClock on August 21, 2006, 09:25:09 PM
FACT: We dont need no thought control.
FACT: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kaijuclock on August 21, 2006, 09:25:13 PM
fact: jerry was a race car driver, he drove so goddamn fast
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Trek Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:25:45 PM
Fact: I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, after the boys of summer have gone
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:26:13 PM
Fact: If they let me have my way I would have flayed him into shape.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: AnkhClock on August 21, 2006, 09:26:32 PM
FACT: Teacher, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:26:59 PM
Fact: Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and was good friend of mine.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:27:01 PM
Fact: Lie to yourself.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:28:58 PM
Fact: If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits, Puttin' on the ritz.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:29:54 PM
Fact: Time for me is nothing 'cause I'm countin' no age.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: AnkhClock on August 21, 2006, 09:30:00 PM
FACT: All in all its just another brick in the wall.
FACT: All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:30:30 PM
Fact: They call me Doctor Worm.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 21, 2006, 09:31:02 PM
Fact : The song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song. This is just a tribute.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:32:23 PM
Fact: I feel, deep within my soul, that something's happening I can't control.  Not gonna hide it, I'm not in control.  Fucking with your head.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:32:40 PM
Fact: On the blue sea, I sailed a blue ship. I had a first mate, always had blue lips.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:33:39 PM
Fact: The white man came across the sea, he brought us pain and misery.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:35:11 PM
Edit: damn you envelope.

Fact: The third planet is sure that they're bein' watched.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 21, 2006, 09:35:30 PM
Fact: All you need is one cock pushup.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 09:36:01 PM
Fact: A threshold of consciousness.  It's a turning on.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:36:44 PM
Fact: Forward he cried from the rear, and the front rank died.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:37:39 PM
Fact: You can run on for a long time.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:38:24 PM
Fact: Far away, across the fields, the tolling of the iron bells call the faithful to their knees.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PolyhedronClock on August 21, 2006, 09:38:57 PM
Fact: This is going to the Goldmine
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 21, 2006, 09:39:07 PM
Fact: You must play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 09:39:44 PM
Fact: I like to dream, baby.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:40:38 PM
Fact: I will survive.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kaijuclock on August 21, 2006, 09:40:56 PM
fact: me so horny
fact: me love you long time
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:41:50 PM
Fact: I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 21, 2006, 09:43:45 PM
Fact: sin(60 degrees) = cos(30 degrees)
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:43:56 PM
Fact: Don't get lost in Heaven, they've got locks on the gate.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:45:03 PM
fact: Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 21, 2006, 09:45:49 PM
Quote from: Marlin_Clockfact: Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time.
fact: I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:46:14 PM
Fact: I want you to take me out.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:48:41 PM
Fact: The world is spinning too fast, I'm buying lead Nike shoes to keep myself tethered to the days I've tried to lose.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 09:54:10 PM
Fact: It wasn't long from at all before my dream came true, because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt. I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize. That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: RobertSmithClock on August 21, 2006, 09:59:53 PM
FACT: Someone left the cake out in the rain.

FACT: I'll never have that recipe again, Oh, no.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 21, 2006, 10:07:45 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: I want you to take me out.
Fact: I want you to eat me out.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 10:15:41 PM
Fact: The ocean breathes salty.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 10:15:50 PM
Fact: The general he sat, and the lines on the map moved from side to side.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 10:29:56 PM
Facts: He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football. He got monkey finger, he shoot coca-cola. He say "I know you, you know me." One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Shadz on August 21, 2006, 10:31:19 PM
Fact: A winner is a loser who sucks at losing
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 21, 2006, 10:32:33 PM
Fact: "Get in son," said the man with the gun, "there's room for you inside."
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 10:39:50 PM
Fact: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 10:48:44 PM
Fact: He's got a Ph.D in knifefighting and saying fuck.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SockpuppetClock on August 21, 2006, 10:52:16 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.
Fact: We will not let you go.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PockyClock on August 21, 2006, 11:23:12 PM
Fact: Marlin Clock listens to too much Modest Mouse.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 11:26:41 PM
Quote from: PockyClockFact: Marlin Clock listens to too much Modest Mouse.
Fact: Too bad, they're my favorite band.

Fact: Another one bites the dust.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 11:29:03 PM
Fact: I've got a pocket fulla kryptonite.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 11:30:27 PM
Fact: Smoke is on the water.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 11:33:04 PM
Fact: I can't live with or without you.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: badeggclock on August 21, 2006, 11:39:33 PM
FACT:  The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

FACT:  We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Omgee on August 21, 2006, 11:48:23 PM
Fact: I really *should* talk slower like you're I'm a edgy teen.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 21, 2006, 11:48:42 PM
Fact: I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 11:50:56 PM
Fact: You are a pirate.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Omgee on August 21, 2006, 11:54:00 PM
Fact: Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces. They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 21, 2006, 11:55:05 PM
Fact: All we hear is, radio ga ga, radio goo goo, radio ga ga.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 21, 2006, 11:57:12 PM
Fact: A land of opportunity awaits you.  I'm going 'round into the new.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PockyClock on August 22, 2006, 12:01:59 AM
Fact: Modest Mouse is some good.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 22, 2006, 12:02:35 AM
Fact: Most of these facts aren't facts at all :'(
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 22, 2006, 12:03:45 AM
Fact: Shut up Huey.

Fact: She's got the clap.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 22, 2006, 12:05:18 AM
Fact: Buy it, use it, break it, fix it
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: PockyClockFact: Modest Mouse is some good.
?

Fact: Lucy is in the Sky with Diamonds.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PossumClock on August 22, 2006, 12:43:23 AM
Fact: Lysol kills 99.9% of all germs.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on August 22, 2006, 12:54:58 AM
Fact: Caramel'd Peggy's On A Stick are tasty
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 01:00:41 AM
Fact: Possum and CaramelApple fail at this thread.

Fact: You say goodbye and I say hello.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 22, 2006, 01:01:58 AM
Fact: Yo gotta fight for your right to PARRRRRRRTTAAAYYY
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 01:08:00 AM
Quote from: CorpsegrinderClockFact: On the sidewalk one sunday morning lies a body oozing life.


Fact: I'm having such a good time
Why the hell not?
Fact: 200 degrees, that is why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 22, 2006, 01:09:48 AM
Fact: The sun is hot
the sun is not
a place where we could live.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 01:12:13 AM
Quote from: IvysaurClockFact: The sun is hot
the sun is not
a place where we could live.
<3 TMBG
Fact: Triangle man hates particle man, when they have a fight, Triangle wins.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 22, 2006, 01:27:24 AM
Fact: I'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 22, 2006, 02:06:58 AM
Fact: Ziggy played guitar.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SilverCherryClock on August 22, 2006, 02:07:08 AM
Quote from: Super GoderatorFact: Triangle man hates Person Man, they have a fight, Triangle wins.

Fact: Istanbul was Constantinople
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PossumClock on August 22, 2006, 02:07:10 AM
Fact: Jack Bauer cannot die.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 22, 2006, 02:08:36 AM
Fact: My friends call me Speedo, but my real name is Mr. Earl
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Horned Melon Clock on August 22, 2006, 02:09:43 AM
http://factsactors.ytmnd.com/  A series of facts, probably so informative it makes you go "Ooooo".
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 22, 2006, 02:12:00 AM
Now that that's settled

Fact : Having a wonderful life
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 22, 2006, 02:13:36 AM
Quote from: CTClockFact : irc.riscy.nl is being a bitch
Let me connect damnit >:U
irc.webmaster.com

Fact: No one knows.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 22, 2006, 02:18:33 AM
Fact: I am experiencing minor insomnia and wouldn't mind having Insomnia to talk to
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: MineralWaterClock on August 22, 2006, 02:37:34 AM
I am MineralWaterClock.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 22, 2006, 02:49:58 AM
Quote from: Super GoderatorI'm going to spoil the thread and tell everyone what they're doing wrong because its really annoying and they should delete their posts.

Statement: I am truly and deeply sorry.

Fact: We are all bouncing into Graceland
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 22, 2006, 03:00:22 AM
Fact: I never noticed, no never noticed.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: cokezeroglock on August 22, 2006, 03:20:02 AM
Fact: Hitler was a sensitive man.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 22, 2006, 03:24:02 AM
Fact: She has diamonds on the soles of her shoes, which is one way to lose those walking blues.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PolyhedronClock on August 22, 2006, 03:27:05 AM
Fact: She was gonna shake her ass, on the hood of wysings car.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: NOX on August 22, 2006, 04:06:40 AM
Fact: I shot the Sherrif, but I did not shoot the Deputy >: (

FACT: I have no idea if whether or not this lame-ass fact is already taken,
because I skipped all the other pages after the first one.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: l1fty on August 22, 2006, 04:42:10 AM
Fact: The Argentine Blue-bill has the largest penis in relation to body size of all vertebrates; while usually about half the body size (20 cm), a specimen with a remarkable 42.5 cm-long penis is documented.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PirateClock on August 22, 2006, 05:00:34 AM
Fact: I am in fact born to raise hell
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 22, 2006, 05:11:05 AM
Fact : He ran
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: CapitalistClock on August 22, 2006, 06:08:48 AM
Fact: o my
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Sinister Clock on August 22, 2006, 07:54:07 AM
Fact: Marlin's morals and religion is wrong.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: JupilerClock on August 22, 2006, 08:19:58 AM
Fact: I'm here for you, James. See, I'm real.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: AlethioClock on August 22, 2006, 09:55:14 AM
Fact: B got Turd of the Week.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: ChickenClock on August 22, 2006, 10:41:28 AM
Fact: Ich komm wieder.. in zehn Tagen
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: MagicClock on August 22, 2006, 10:54:10 AM
Fact:  We didn't start the fire.  It was always burning, since the world's been turning.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: CactusPear on August 22, 2006, 11:09:15 AM
fact: if she floats then she is not always what we had thought.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Munglai on August 22, 2006, 11:18:39 AM
This thread is far too structured for me and I can't bring myself to write fact at the start of this sentence because that would keep the structure going and angry people are probably going to come to by house with pitchforks and their dicks out later today because I ruined the internet for them.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 22, 2006, 11:20:06 AM
Quote from: MunglookatmeThis thread is far too structured for me and I can't bring myself to write fact at the start of this sentence because that would keep the structure going and angry people are probably going to come to by house with pitchforks and their dicks out later today because I ruined the internet for them.
My god,rational thinking!

TEH INTRAWEBZ R RUINED D: .
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: RobertSmithClock on August 22, 2006, 11:28:29 AM
Quote from: MunglookatmeThis thread is far too structured for me and I can't bring myself to write fact at the start of this sentence because that would keep the structure going and angry people are probably going to come to by house with pitchforks and their dicks out later today because I ruined the internet for them.
WOI OI OUGHTTA....
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: ChickenClock on August 22, 2006, 11:49:57 AM
Fact: I hate Jimmy Page
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SilverCherryClock on August 22, 2006, 11:59:21 AM
Quote from: ChickenClockFact: I hate Jimmy Page

Fact: Dicks are for my Friends
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 22, 2006, 12:23:00 PM
Fact: I just lost the complete sense of this thread.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 22, 2006, 12:27:32 PM
Fact : Riots predicted
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 12:59:18 PM
Fact: I'm your only friend. I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend.
FacT: I am Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you

Off-Topic Fact: This could be in the goldmine if certain people would stop messing it up, even after Tri specificly told you what to do.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: RobertSmithClock on August 22, 2006, 01:01:40 PM
Quote from: SilverCherryClockFact: Dicks are for my Friends
Fact: Girls from 7-11  do infact stay up all night, and I can get a discount.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SilverCherryClock on August 22, 2006, 01:01:59 PM
Fact: I wear my sunglasses at night

Fact: It's a nice day for a white wedding
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Muffin Fellow on August 22, 2006, 01:02:16 PM
Fact: I wear my sunglasses at night.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SilverCherryClock on August 22, 2006, 01:03:54 PM
Quote from: jointclockFact: Girls from 7-11  do infact stay up all night, and I can get a discount.

Fact: Molly was a good girl
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 01:04:10 PM
Fact: I'm the only bee in your bonnet.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 22, 2006, 01:04:14 PM
Fact: I am a man of constant sorrow.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: ChickenClock on August 22, 2006, 01:04:45 PM
Fact: You and me are in this together now
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 01:06:04 PM
Fact: I'm on a highway to hell.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 22, 2006, 01:06:12 PM
Fact: I've got no reason to save anyone but me.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 01:13:37 PM
Fact: Love was such an easy game to play.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 22, 2006, 01:15:53 PM
Fact: This is the end.  The glorious end, my friends.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 22, 2006, 01:20:58 PM
Fact: Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say.

Fact: Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EtchASketchClock on August 22, 2006, 01:21:27 PM
FACT: Satan eats Cheez Whiz.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 22, 2006, 01:25:04 PM
Quote from: Etch-A-SketchClockFACT: Ziggy played guitar
Offtopic: Already used in this thread.  By me, no less.

Fact: There's a new day on the rise.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EtchASketchClock on August 22, 2006, 01:28:05 PM
Quote from: DragonmawOfftopic: Already used in this thread.  By me, no less.

Fact: There's a new day on the rise.
Fixed.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 22, 2006, 01:28:37 PM
Fact: If you have a friend you think you can rely on you are a lucky man.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EtchASketchClock on August 22, 2006, 01:34:11 PM
FACT: I am Iron Man
FACT: I want to ride my bicycle.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 01:44:28 PM
Fact: I love you eight days a week.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BunnyClock on August 22, 2006, 01:47:57 PM
Fact: Vandaag is rood, de kleur van jouw lippen
Fact: Marco Borsato is god
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 01:50:17 PM
Fact: Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: ChickenClock on August 22, 2006, 01:51:55 PM
Fact: They call me smiling Jack
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on August 22, 2006, 01:52:01 PM
FACT: The man in the back said "Everyone attack!"
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 02:43:48 PM
Fact: The color of infinity is inside an empty glass.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SilverCherryClock on August 22, 2006, 02:45:26 PM
Quote from: FudgePackerClockFACT: The man in the back said "Everyone attack!"

Fact: The girl in the corner really thinks she's the passionate one
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: LimeClock on August 22, 2006, 03:21:19 PM
Fact:  We are all living in America.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 03:21:41 PM
Fact: Everyone has Aids.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BunnyClock on August 22, 2006, 03:23:01 PM
Fact: the world will end in a zombie disaster
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: RobertSmithClock on August 22, 2006, 03:31:26 PM
FACT: Satan gave me a taco, and it made me really sick
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SilverCherryClock on August 22, 2006, 03:35:09 PM
Fact: Steve, Andy, and Mick really are ready
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SensuClock on August 22, 2006, 03:39:23 PM
Fact: All we are is dust in the wind.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PaperClipClock on August 22, 2006, 03:40:38 PM
Fact: 200th post in thread :D
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SensuClock on August 22, 2006, 03:42:45 PM
Fact: I am at the center of the sun.
Fact: The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind, the answer is blowin in the wind.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SilverCherryClock on August 22, 2006, 04:06:40 PM
Fact: Seasons don't fear the reaper
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: RomanClock on August 22, 2006, 04:24:44 PM
FACT: I have post in this thread.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 22, 2006, 04:53:40 PM
Fact: turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Folder on August 22, 2006, 04:56:27 PM
Fact: Money enjoys flying out of my pocket but hates coming back in
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 22, 2006, 04:59:48 PM
Fact: Those Ukraine girls really knock me out. Leave the west behind. Those Moscow girls make me want to sing and shout. And Georgia's always on my mind.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 22, 2006, 05:19:07 PM
Fact: I secretly am Blanche Devereaux.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 22, 2006, 06:25:22 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: Smoke is on the water.

Fact: Fire is in the sky.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 22, 2006, 06:26:06 PM
Fact: Kyle Quit the Band
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 22, 2006, 06:27:51 PM
Fact: It is non-stop!  And the other thing is, that when I'm fuckin' singing in, it sounds even better than when I'm singing out!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 22, 2006, 06:31:07 PM
Fact: Rock and roll ain't noise pollution.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 22, 2006, 06:52:58 PM
Fact: I can kick you, higher than you can kick me.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 22, 2006, 06:56:33 PM
Fact: The funk's so brother right about now.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 22, 2006, 06:58:31 PM
Fact: You ate my fucking schnitzel
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Folder on August 22, 2006, 07:00:27 PM
Quote from: Kyle GassFact: You ate my fucking schnitzel
Fact: It was in the fridge, it was fair game.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EtchASketchClock on August 22, 2006, 07:08:04 PM
FACT: God gave rock and roll to us.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SoBe Clock on August 22, 2006, 07:43:56 PM
Fact: I WONT be the inconsequential
Fact: I WONT be the wasted potential
Fact: I CAN MAKE IT as severe as i can, untill you realize, you'll never take a STAND.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 22, 2006, 07:56:00 PM
FACT:  If today is all we see, then tomorrow seems to me is just an illusion we believe.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 22, 2006, 07:58:30 PM
FACT:  My son turned 10 just the other day.  He said "Thanks for the ball, c'mon Dad let's play.  Can you teach me to throw?"
 I said, "Not today.  I got a lot to do."
  He said "That's okay," and he drove away smiled at me, waving, said "I'm gonna be like him."
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 22, 2006, 08:47:01 PM
Fact: I just wanna be right here for ever.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 22, 2006, 08:48:12 PM
Fact: My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you gonna die!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kombucha on August 22, 2006, 08:48:13 PM
Fact: Virus is terrific.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 22, 2006, 08:56:01 PM
FACT:  We're the renegades of funk.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Folder on August 22, 2006, 08:58:33 PM
Fact: Mother loves her baby, daddy loves her too
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: AnkhClock on August 22, 2006, 08:58:59 PM
FACT: In the town where I was born, Lived a man who sailed to sea.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 22, 2006, 09:00:47 PM
Fact: I like children, and I like tea. But I don't like niggers, no siree
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 22, 2006, 09:04:26 PM
Fact: The sea may look warm to you, baby, and the sky may look blue.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Folder on August 22, 2006, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: Kyle GassFact: I like sugar, and I like tea. But I don't like niggers, no siree
fixed
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: DrClock on August 22, 2006, 09:35:38 PM
Quote from: Jack BlackFact:fixed
Fact: I fixed your fixed.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SockpuppetClock on August 22, 2006, 09:44:24 PM
FACT: It's quite easy to choose a random song you heard before, type down a part of the lyrics with "FACT:" before it, press the "Submit Reply" button, and then your post count is +1.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: AnkhClockFACT: In the town where I was born, Lived a man who sailed to sea.
Fact: He told us of his life, in the Land of Submarines.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: RomanClock on August 22, 2006, 09:45:31 PM
Fact: postCount++;
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 09:46:34 PM
Quote from: Roman ClockFact: postCount++;
Fact: Roman Fails.

Fact: When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: AnkhClock on August 22, 2006, 09:47:07 PM
Quote from: Roman ClockFact: postCount++;
FACT: Shasta
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kombucha on August 22, 2006, 09:47:13 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me.
Fact: Speaking words of wisdom...
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Folder on August 22, 2006, 09:50:32 PM
Quote from: DrClockFact: I fixed your fixed.
Fact: I see what you did there
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 22, 2006, 09:59:16 PM
Quote from: KombuchaFact: Speaking words of wisdom...
Quote from: VikingFact: Let it be.
Fact: You are the Eggman.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 22, 2006, 11:19:16 PM
Fact: Strawberry fields ARE forever.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 22, 2006, 11:24:39 PM
Fact: Never made it as a wise man
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 22, 2006, 11:26:24 PM
Fact: Dashboard Jesus
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 22, 2006, 11:31:31 PM
Fact: SockPuppet's avatar rocksssss.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 22, 2006, 11:33:06 PM
Quote from: InquisitorFact: I've got sunshine in a bag
Fact: I'm useless, but not for long
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 22, 2006, 11:35:31 PM
Quote from: InquisitorFact: the future is coming on
Fact: Finally someone let me out of my cage
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 22, 2006, 11:39:51 PM
Quote from: TequilaFact: Finally someone let me out of my cage
Fact: Laughing gas these hazmats
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 22, 2006, 11:43:04 PM
Quote from: HueyFreeclockFact: Laughing gas these hazmats
Fact: Now, time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 22, 2006, 11:44:52 PM
Quote from: TequilaFact: Now, time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Fact: Lining them up like ass cracks, Ladies, homies, at the track
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kombucha on August 22, 2006, 11:46:08 PM
Quote from: HueyFreeclockFact: Lining them up like ass cracks, Ladies, homies, at the track
Fact: Fixed.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 22, 2006, 11:46:48 PM
Fact: Tickets sold out.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: ChickenClock on August 23, 2006, 12:52:38 AM
Fact: I will win the fight
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PossumClock on August 23, 2006, 12:55:32 AM
Fact: [/cutz]
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 23, 2006, 12:56:31 AM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: You are the Eggman.
Fact: We are the Eggman.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PossumClock on August 23, 2006, 01:03:31 AM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: We are the Eggman.
Fact: Sonic
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 23, 2006, 01:05:34 AM
Fact: You asked me if I'll get along, I guess I will, some way, I don't like it but I guess things happen that way.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: DogBiscuit on August 23, 2006, 01:10:14 AM
Fact: wut

Fact2: You can't spell "Demon" without "emo"!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PossumClock on August 23, 2006, 01:22:33 AM
fact: tootsie rolls
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 23, 2006, 01:32:45 AM
Quote from: PossumClockFact: Sonic
Fact: FAIL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Fact: I am the Walrus. Kookookachoo.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 23, 2006, 02:05:35 AM
Fact: I can't wait for you to shut me up.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PossumClock on August 23, 2006, 02:18:20 AM
Quote from: VirusClockFact: I can't wait for you to shut me up.
Fact: [FLASH]http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k120/VinecentVaIentine/virus.swf width=396.4 height=163[/FLASH]
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: cokezeroglock on August 23, 2006, 02:39:52 AM
Fact: It's a long way to the top if you want to rock 'n' roll.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PaperClipClock on August 23, 2006, 02:45:20 AM
Fact: This thread consists of mostly lyrics and not hard facts.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 23, 2006, 02:52:58 AM
Fact: You're a nut! Crazy as a coconut!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BunnyClock on August 23, 2006, 04:59:24 AM
Fact: All you need is love
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 23, 2006, 10:08:35 AM
Fact:    I'm so darn glad he let me try it again.  'Cause my last time on Earth I lived a whole world of sin.  I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then.  Gonna keep on tryin' till I reach the highest ground.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: LimeClock on August 23, 2006, 10:21:18 AM
Quote from: IvysaurClockFact: You're a nut! Crazy as a coconut!

But...what does that mean?

Fact: That boy needs therapy.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 23, 2006, 10:23:54 AM
FACT: I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.  The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EtchASketchClock on August 23, 2006, 10:25:52 AM
Fact: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Fact: WE ARE FAM-ILY
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kombucha on August 23, 2006, 10:28:23 AM
Quote from: Etch-A-SketchClockFact: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Fact: WE ARE FAM-ILY
Fact: I don't know which one to continue.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 23, 2006, 10:28:32 AM
FACT: Purple haze, all in my brian.  Lately things just don't seem the smae.  Acting funny, but I don't know why.  'Scuze me while I kiss the sky.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EtchASketchClock on August 23, 2006, 10:30:49 AM
Fact: Gotta catch 'em all.
Fact: I do want to buy a peggey, and I want to pet it.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kombucha on August 23, 2006, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: Etch-A-SketchClockFact: I do want to buy a peggey, and I want to pet it.
Fact: So do I.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on August 23, 2006, 11:22:35 AM
FACT: You can't stop the rock.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 23, 2006, 11:37:03 AM
FACT: Rock the casbah.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BunnyClock on August 23, 2006, 11:46:38 AM
Fact: We built this city on rock and roll
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 23, 2006, 11:58:44 AM
Fact : I want to take you to the gaybar.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 23, 2006, 01:10:33 PM
FACT: [SIZE=30000]TEQUILA![/SIZE]
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 23, 2006, 04:59:58 PM
Fact: We're going off the rails on the crazy train.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 23, 2006, 05:01:39 PM
FACT: You better leave, you better leave my little girl alone.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: MarshmallowClock on August 23, 2006, 05:08:01 PM
Fact: My penis is the size of 1 and a half Coke cans.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 23, 2006, 05:09:47 PM
Quote from: LimeClockBut...what does that mean?

Fact: That boy needs therapy.
Fact: Purely psychosomatic.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: MarshmallowClock on August 23, 2006, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: Purely psychosomatic.
Fact: You are a nut, you are crazy in the coconut.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 23, 2006, 05:15:36 PM
Quote from: MarshmallowClockFact: You are a nut, you are crazy in the coconut.
Already said.

Fact: Momma just killed a man.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: MarshmallowClock on August 23, 2006, 05:16:27 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockAlready said.

Fact: Momma just killed a man.
Damn.

Fact: She died of an overdose.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 23, 2006, 05:28:09 PM
Fact: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: MarshmallowClock on August 23, 2006, 05:33:53 PM
Fact: My time has come.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: beebles on August 23, 2006, 05:40:06 PM
Fact: 75% of all people make up 3/4 of the population.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: MarshmallowClock on August 23, 2006, 05:54:19 PM
Quote from: BeeblesFact: 75% of all people make up 3/4 of the population.
Fact (or fiction!??!): 97.78% of all statistics are false.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 23, 2006, 06:10:55 PM
Fact: People still don't get the point of this thread. Here's a hint:
SONG LYRICS

Fact 2: For those about to rock, we salute you.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 23, 2006, 06:18:13 PM
Quote from: TehMoonMasterFact: People still don't get the point of this thread. Here's a hint:
SONG LYRICS

Fact 2: For those about to rock, we salute you.
To reiterate what he, tri, and I have  said,
[SIZE=9]POST
FUCKING
SONG
LYRICS![/SIZE]
Fact: I'm a believer.

This thread would be a fucking goldmine if people didn't keep fagging it up.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Trek Clock on August 23, 2006, 06:28:19 PM
Fact: Every now and then i get a little lonely and your never comming round
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 23, 2006, 08:01:55 PM
Fact: I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopus's garden in the shade.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 23, 2006, 08:07:25 PM
Fact: I'm happy ever in my market place.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 23, 2006, 08:09:49 PM
Quote from: InquisitorFact: It's the best day ever

Fact: It's the best day of my life.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Trek Clock on August 23, 2006, 08:23:57 PM
Fact:  do it now, do it good, lick this *gasp* like you should
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 23, 2006, 09:07:55 PM
Fact: Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey, hey hey hey.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 23, 2006, 09:11:24 PM
FACT: When they finally come to destroy the earth, they'll have to go through you first.
I bet they won't be expecting that.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 23, 2006, 09:16:10 PM
Fact: It's gonna be a nice day
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 23, 2006, 09:46:46 PM
FACT: You spin me right round baby.  Right round, like a record, baby, right round round round.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 23, 2006, 10:00:19 PM
Fact: He's insane in the membrane.

And that's a special kind of insane.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: AnkhClock on August 23, 2006, 10:01:32 PM
FACT: You don't know how lucky you are
FACT: Back in the U.S.S.R.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 24, 2006, 12:57:58 AM
Fact: 3 6 9, damn she's fine, maybe she can suck it to me one more time.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Dragonmaw on August 24, 2006, 01:12:16 AM
Fact: If you can be told what you can see or read, the it follows that you can be told what to say or think.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Sinister Clock on August 24, 2006, 08:14:58 AM
Fact: The Clock Crew runs Newgrounds.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 24, 2006, 08:40:09 AM
Fact : We are the crusaders of the Southern Cross.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: OvenmittClock on August 24, 2006, 08:43:29 AM
FACT: there is no such thing as "SHARP"
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Trek Clock on August 24, 2006, 08:46:01 AM
FACT: i put a spell on you, and now your mine
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jimmy McNulty on August 24, 2006, 11:56:48 AM
Quote from: InquisitorFact: BOW SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKA!
fact:BOW SKEET SKEET GAWD DAMN! AH GAWD DAMN!!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: beebles on August 24, 2006, 03:14:43 PM
Fact: I have the power.


Fact: There must be fifty ways to leave your lover


Fact:  Battery is found in Me.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 24, 2006, 03:15:27 PM
Fact: This thread is big.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Starman on August 24, 2006, 03:18:16 PM
Fact: This is not a fact.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PossumClock on August 24, 2006, 03:22:54 PM
Fact: The statment below is false
Fact: The statement above is true.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KinderEggClock on August 24, 2006, 03:37:06 PM
Fact : I did say "hey mrpostman".
Fact : the person above is a liar.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 24, 2006, 03:42:57 PM
Fact: If you give us your life saving, you'll recieve a higher rating, and a keychain.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: PossumClock on August 24, 2006, 03:44:39 PM
Fact: Toasters > Key Chains
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 24, 2006, 03:57:18 PM
FACT:  I woke up this morning and the sun was gone.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 24, 2006, 04:03:36 PM
Fact: I am posting in a class :P Take it Dorito!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SensuClock on August 24, 2006, 04:06:55 PM
Fact: I Ain't gonna study war no more.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 24, 2006, 04:17:22 PM
Request to have all the posts by inquisitor and pyromancer.
As well as any other fag who didn't do what they're supposed to.

Fact: It's been a hard day's night, and I've been workin' like a dog.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 24, 2006, 04:21:34 PM
Fact: Hey everybody, Iââ,¬â,,¢m looking at gay porno!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 24, 2006, 04:25:26 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockRequest to have all the posts by inquisitor and pyromancer.
As well as any other fag who didn't do what they're supposed to.

Fact: It's been a hard day's night, and I've been workin' like a dog.
Fact: Jews did WTC
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 24, 2006, 04:32:03 PM
Fact: Now listen closely to what I say. Because if you do this, it'll help you some sunny day.

Fact: Curtis Loew was the finest picker to ever play the blues.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: beebles on August 24, 2006, 04:34:53 PM
FAct: Tonight Theres gonna be a jailbreak.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SilverCherryClock on August 24, 2006, 04:38:59 PM
Fact: Other boys could offer more, but she loved the boy next door.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 24, 2006, 04:39:09 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockRequest to have all the posts by inquisitor and pyromancer.
As well as any other fag who didn't do what they're supposed to.

Fact: It's been a hard day's night, and I've been workin' like a dog.
Fact: Jews did WTC
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 24, 2006, 04:42:26 PM
Quote from: DigitalSilverCherryClockFact: Other boys could offer more, but she loved the boy next door.
Fact: Who worked at the candy store.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Insomnia on August 24, 2006, 04:43:57 PM
Fact: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they indeed say, it's better than yours. Damn right.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 24, 2006, 04:44:12 PM
Quote from: DigitalBinaryClockFact: Who worked at the candy store.
Fact: Sodomize my asshole you faggot
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Insomnia on August 24, 2006, 04:44:59 PM
Quote from: HueyFreeclockFact: Sodomize my asshole you faggot

I don't know you, but I decided I don't like you.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 24, 2006, 04:47:56 PM
Quote from: InsomniaI don't know you, but I decided I don't like you.
You aren't following the rules!
Fact: Timecop be a gay Negro
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Hate Clock on August 24, 2006, 04:50:01 PM
Fact: My wife, I love her very much.

Fact: She knows.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: FlashlightClock on August 24, 2006, 04:51:06 PM
FACT: the creator of this thread is virus clock
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KronosClock on August 24, 2006, 04:52:25 PM
Quote from: FlashlightClockFACT: the creator of this thread is virus clock
You aren't following the rules!

Fact: This is the fourth one I have had!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Trix on August 24, 2006, 04:56:03 PM
Fact: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "you're movin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air".
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 24, 2006, 04:57:06 PM
Fact: They make the rounds at the midnight hour, and on the clock that's just a minute away.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: DecepticonClock on August 24, 2006, 05:00:12 PM
Fact: I am the walrus.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TremcladClock on August 24, 2006, 05:11:19 PM
Fact: "OMFG Don't feed the sharks!"
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Loki Clock on August 24, 2006, 05:13:24 PM
Fact: Ziggy played guitar.

EDIT: Dragonmaw is kewl
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 24, 2006, 05:16:59 PM
FACT: History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men.
Godzilla!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: beebles on August 24, 2006, 05:17:52 PM
fact: Iââ,¬â,,¢m a sidewinder Iââ,¬â,,¢m a California King
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 24, 2006, 05:22:47 PM
FACT: Just put me in a wheelchair and get me on a plane. Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane.  I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain.
Oh no oh no!

Also, hey, Beebles.  What's up?
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 24, 2006, 05:31:30 PM
Fact: I'm leaving on a jet plane.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 24, 2006, 06:46:21 PM
Fact: If you come close and hold me tight, you'll feel the heart that beats for you, and if you did could read my mind, oh you would know my love is true. Words can say how much I love you, words can say how much I care.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 24, 2006, 06:56:12 PM
Fact: If it's the last thing I will do I'll be the one that will escape from Hellview.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Stupid Cat on August 24, 2006, 06:56:39 PM
Fact: I'm the only gay eskimo.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 24, 2006, 07:00:58 PM
Fact: There is a monkey in the jungle.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: DogBiscuit on August 24, 2006, 07:02:44 PM
Fact: Someone just deleted my post seconds after I posted it :(
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 24, 2006, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: RoboSapienFact: Someone just deleted my post seconds after I posted it :(

Because you aren't following the format of this thread.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: KeyClock on August 24, 2006, 08:00:22 PM
Fact: Something in my anus is painfully large, and it's growing.

Nevermind, it's not painful anymore.

Fact: There are some mutherfuckin snakes on some mutherfuckin plane.

Fact: StrawberryLock should've been born in africa; that way he/she wouldn't have the internet. Ever.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 24, 2006, 09:24:13 PM
FACT:  HEAVEN ISN'T TOO FAR AWAAAAAAAAY!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Pumpkin Clock on August 24, 2006, 09:26:41 PM
FACT: Every 10 seconds a minority jumps in back of a news reporter during a live broadcast


fact

n this
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg243.imageshack.us%2Fimg243%2F1183%2Ftruthyn4.th.jpg&hash=189146ebe91d824db0889c9931ce9f68db952d53) (http://img243.imageshack.us/my.php?image=truthyn4.jpg)
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SwitchbladeClock on August 24, 2006, 09:32:22 PM
Fact: I don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a kinda guy that can't get no love from me.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 25, 2006, 06:40:29 PM
Fact: Another one bites the dust.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on August 25, 2006, 06:45:38 PM
FACT: It wasn't a rock. It was a rock lobster!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VCRClock on August 25, 2006, 06:49:33 PM
Fact: Love is a battlefield.

Fact: Pat Benatar sucks.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: AnkhClock on August 25, 2006, 06:58:37 PM
FACT: I wanna fuck you like an animal.
FACT: I want to feel you from the inside.
FACT: I wannna fuck you like an animal.
FACT: My whole existence is flawed.
FACT: You brought me closer to God.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SensuClock on August 25, 2006, 07:24:59 PM
Fact: It's a wild, wild world.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 25, 2006, 07:26:07 PM
Fact: I do in fact wish there was something real in this world full of you.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EtchASketchClock on August 25, 2006, 07:33:00 PM
Fact: Gump sat alone on a bench in the park, his name was Forrest he casually remarked, waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets, his mama said that life was like a box of chocolates.
Fact: Cookie for whoever continues ^^
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: cokezeroglock on August 25, 2006, 07:46:16 PM
Fact: in Paradice City the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 25, 2006, 10:05:03 PM
Quote from: Etch-A-SketchClockFact: Gump sat alone on a bench in the park, his name was Forrest he casually remarked, waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets, his mama said that life was like a box of chocolates.
Fact: Cookie for whoever continues ^^
FACT:  He's Gump, He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does



PS:  I have a DVD with this music video on it.
Fun fact:  The first DVD I think my family ever got was a Weird Al Yankovic Music Videos DVD.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on August 25, 2006, 11:02:25 PM
FACT: I'm coming home.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 25, 2006, 11:03:48 PM
Fact: Mmmbop, do wa ba ba du bop.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on August 25, 2006, 11:05:05 PM
FACT: You gotta shout your lungs out!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kombucha on August 26, 2006, 12:07:47 AM
Fact: Fitter. Happier. More productive.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: fighterclock on August 26, 2006, 12:25:44 AM
Fact:  420As are for jackasses.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: IvysaurClock on August 26, 2006, 12:27:09 AM
Fact: WOOMP THERE IT IS
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: ChimeClock on August 26, 2006, 12:27:18 AM
Fact: Days like this keep me warm.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kombucha on August 26, 2006, 12:31:50 AM
Fatc: The weeds are all around us and they're growing.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kombucha on August 26, 2006, 12:34:06 AM
Fact: GO AND SHOW THAT HUN YOU'RE A SON OF A GUN!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: ChimeClock on August 26, 2006, 12:45:35 AM
Fact: You know my name, look up the number.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: fighterclock on August 26, 2006, 12:48:30 AM
Fact:  Civic SIs are NOT fast.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SensuClock on August 26, 2006, 01:38:56 AM
Fact: One and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny.
Fact: It smells like Nirvana.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 26, 2006, 01:49:49 AM
FACT: Fried Jesus christ on a stick! twenty pages! Im not reading that shit!
FACT: The Blue whale has the longest penis in the animal kingdom at around 17 feet long.
FACT: A tablespoon of semen has five calories
FACT: All human male penises veer to the right or left slightly, there is no perfect penis
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SensuClock on August 26, 2006, 01:53:24 AM
Fact: When I close my eyes, I am at the center of the sun.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 26, 2006, 01:56:23 AM
FACT: VirusClock is sexy.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Kombucha on August 26, 2006, 01:58:30 AM
Quote from: TequilaFACT: VirusClock is sexy.
Fact: That was factual.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SensuClock on August 26, 2006, 02:00:20 AM
Fact: This is ground control to major Tom.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 26, 2006, 02:02:00 AM
Fact: Inquisitor gets me the best chicks in da hood.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 26, 2006, 02:03:58 AM
Fact: Wii's Pirate Day submission could be blammed, 5 it!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 26, 2006, 01:14:07 PM
Fact: LOLZ WE'RE EDJY AND KEWL CUZ WE HAIT AMURICA!!!1!!
Green Day fails >:C
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 26, 2006, 01:16:00 PM
Fact: California sucks.
And fuck New York too.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: EnvelopeClock on August 26, 2006, 01:36:53 PM
Quote from: TequilaFact: Wii's Pirate Day submission could be blammed, 5 it!
You're doing it all wrong
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 26, 2006, 01:37:31 PM
Fact : I think you're crazy
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 26, 2006, 01:47:41 PM
Quote from: CamoClockFact : I think you're crazy
Fact: I think we're crazy.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: camoclock is a great man on August 26, 2006, 01:48:44 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: I think we're crazy.
Fact : Probably
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 26, 2006, 01:50:58 PM
Quote from: CamoClockFact : Probably
Fact: The Edison Museum is not open to the public.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 26, 2006, 08:58:19 PM
/bump
Fact:Rabbi vole will play the solo.
Fact:Some day somebody else besides me will call me by my stage name.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 26, 2006, 09:06:57 PM
Quote from: VirusClockFact: Billy Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl that thinks I am the one.

Fact: That made me laugh.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Sergeant Major on August 26, 2006, 09:10:52 PM
Fact: I don't let the sound of my own wheels drive me crazy.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: TequilaClock on August 26, 2006, 09:27:48 PM
Quote from: Kyle GassYou're doing it all wrong
Fact: The quote above is pure fail.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 26, 2006, 09:31:23 PM
FACT: I looked up the lyrics to Crossroads (I forget a couple of the words), and I found this:
I think a person typed up an e-mail instead. (http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony/Crossroads.html)


ACTUAL FACT:I went down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees.
I went down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees.
Asked the lord above for mercy, save me if you please.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 26, 2006, 09:42:05 PM
Fact: They will call me Dr. Worm.
Fact: I'm not a real doctor.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: VirusClock on August 26, 2006, 09:57:53 PM
Fact: An other one bites the dust!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 26, 2006, 10:09:50 PM
FACT: Ziggy played guitar!
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 27, 2006, 01:00:56 PM
Fact: Every girl is crazy for a sharp dressed man.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: SensuClock on August 27, 2006, 01:05:23 PM
Fact: I got the whole world, in my hand.
Fact: I'v been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 27, 2006, 01:12:00 PM
FACT:Under the lights where we stand tall
Nobody touches us at all
Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without
Were gonna take whats ours to have
Spread the word throughout the land
They say the bad guys wear black
Were tagged and cant turn back


I find it funny that a lot of the lyrics in the thread are from Guitar Hero.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on August 27, 2006, 01:15:52 PM
Quote from: topkatyoFACT:Under the lights where we stand tall
Nobody touches us at all
Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without
Were gonna take whats ours to have
Spread the word throughout the land
They say the bad guys wear black
Were tagged and cant turn back


I find it funny that a lot of the lyrics in the thread are from Guitar Hero.
FACT: The poster above forgot to close his brackets
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 27, 2006, 01:18:49 PM
Quote from: CaramelAppleFACT: The poster above forgot to close his brackets
FACT:Shit.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on August 27, 2006, 01:29:06 PM
Quote from: topkatyoFACT:Shit.
FACT: HEY EDIT!  :mad:
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 27, 2006, 01:30:30 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: They will call me Dr. Worm.
Fact: I'm not a real doctor.

Fact: He is, however, a real worm.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 27, 2006, 01:32:41 PM
Quote from: CaramelAppleFACT: HEY EDIT!  :mad:
FACT: Edit what?  I have no idea what you are talking about.
Crazy.  That's crazy talk.
You and your... your crazy talk.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on August 27, 2006, 01:35:02 PM
Quote from: topkatyoFACT: Edit what?  I have no idea what you are talking about.
Crazy.  That's crazy talk.
You and your... your crazy talk.
Oh you silly lad  :)
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: BinaryClock on August 27, 2006, 01:36:36 PM
Fact: Love, love me darlin', Come and go with me. Please don't send me, 'way beyond the sea. I need you, darlin', So come go with me.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on August 27, 2006, 01:37:21 PM
Fact: Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Fact 2: I like food, food tastes good.

Yes, they're both from songs.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Gore_Clock on August 27, 2006, 02:15:18 PM
Fact: Tongue-tied and twisted just an earthbound misfit, I.
Title: Facts Thread
Post by: Topcatyo on August 27, 2006, 02:20:14 PM
FACT:  Ornaments look pretty but they're pulling down the branches of the tree.
Title: fact
Post by: Lordkyo_productions on August 27, 2006, 02:39:01 PM
Fact: all your base are belong to us
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