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Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: Applecore on August 24, 2006, 05:16:06 AM
Give me a hand Charlie, I could break sweat at any second.
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: PirateClock on August 24, 2006, 05:17:41 AM
Charles, why have we got this cage?
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: GreyClock on August 24, 2006, 05:18:05 AM
Uh,security.
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: PirateClock on August 24, 2006, 05:18:13 AM
That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fucking use it?
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: GreyClock on August 24, 2006, 05:18:56 AM
Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: PirateClock on August 24, 2006, 05:19:04 AM
Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: Applecore on August 24, 2006, 05:23:11 AM
Chill, Winston, it's me!
Charlie knows it's me.

Whats the problem?
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: PirateClock on August 24, 2006, 05:23:41 AM
The problem is Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the fucking cage locked!* What is that?
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: Applecore on August 24, 2006, 05:24:29 AM
Gloria.
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: PirateClock on August 24, 2006, 05:25:42 AM
Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: Applecore on August 24, 2006, 05:26:41 AM
Erm, fertilizer.
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: PirateClock on August 24, 2006, 05:27:23 AM
You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: Applecore on August 24, 2006, 05:28:10 AM
We need fertilizer, Winston.
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: PirateClock on August 24, 2006, 05:28:35 AM
Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: Applecore on August 24, 2006, 05:28:50 AM
What do you mean?
Title: ATTN: CHARLIE
Post by: PirateClock on August 24, 2006, 05:29:15 AM
We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.