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Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Applecore on September 02, 2005, 10:56:52 AM
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-01T160241Z_01_EIC157707_RTRIDST_0_ODD-SAFRICA-RAPE-DC.XML

sound painfull huh.

watch out.
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Guinnessclock on September 02, 2005, 10:59:48 AM
where the hell did you find this article?!?!?!?
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Applecore on September 02, 2005, 10:59:53 AM
Quote from: wavy gravyI don't plan on going to South Africa to do my rape.


sounds painfull as fuck.

Glow's movie to africa in novemeber i better warn him =0

or not....
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: YoYoClock on September 02, 2005, 11:02:09 AM
well, I'm out of the business.

I'll have to start rapin men

golden, you're first
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Guinnessclock on September 02, 2005, 11:03:10 AM
Quote from: iPodClockor not....

exactly.............
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Applecore on September 02, 2005, 11:03:31 AM
Quote from: YoYoClockwell, I'm out of the business.

I'll have to start rapin men

golden, you're first


o_O
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: YoYoClock on September 02, 2005, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: iPodClocko_O

you're second

you only live down the road from me apparently

and someone gave me your mobile number bout half a year ago, but i never tried it
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Applecore on September 02, 2005, 11:05:06 AM
Quote from: YoYoClockyou're second

i dont have any orifices =( sold them to Gypo's
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Applecore on September 02, 2005, 11:05:39 AM
Goldmine plz.  :D
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: l1fty on September 02, 2005, 11:06:16 AM
Oh okay. I don't wanna rape them anyway : '(
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: AbsintheClock on September 02, 2005, 11:06:39 AM
Well what about if some girl used this just to hurt some guy. I mean you get some poor idiot who thinks he's having consentual sex and all of a sudden he's got some anti rape thing clamping his dick.
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: YoYoClock on September 02, 2005, 11:07:06 AM
Quote from: l1ftyOh okay. I don't wanna rape them anyway : '(

third
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Applecore on September 02, 2005, 11:07:28 AM
Quote from: Absinthe ClockWell what about if some girl used this just to hurt some guy. I mean you get some poor idiot who thinks he's having consentual sex and all of a sudden he's got some anti rape thing clamping his dick.


LOWEL.

BEST.
PRACTICAL.
JOKE.
EVER.
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: YoYoClock on September 02, 2005, 11:08:12 AM
Quote from: Absinthe ClockWell what about if some girl used this just to hurt some guy. I mean you get some poor idiot who thinks he's having consentual sex and all of a sudden he's got some anti rape thing clamping his dick.

the best part about that, is that he would get convicted of rape =D

then stuck in jail

where he will be raped





by me
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Applecore on September 02, 2005, 11:08:56 AM
you rape everyone you rape master.
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: YoYoClock on September 02, 2005, 11:10:23 AM
Quote from: iPodClockyou rape everyone you rape master.

fourth

yes I know you were second

but i have a feeling you're gonna be hawt!
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Applecore on September 02, 2005, 11:11:46 AM
Quote from: YoYoClockfourth

yes I know you were second

but i have a feeling you're gonna be hawt!


=0
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: YoYoClock on September 02, 2005, 11:12:34 AM
Quote from: iPodClock=0

=o indeed shnookums

did we mention goldmine?
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Applecore on September 02, 2005, 11:12:50 AM
yes.
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: YoYoClock on September 02, 2005, 11:17:50 AM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockHey, now, yo yo, you stay away from Golden. He's my bitch. There ain't enough cigarettes in the world for me to sell that sweet piece of ass.

you're fifth

in fact, I'll do you at the same time as goldy boy, it'll be hot!
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 02, 2005, 11:17:52 AM
Right......

I heard about this a long time ago.
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: CrustClock on September 02, 2005, 11:18:28 AM
Won't that just get the rapist mad? then he'll just resort to name calling and holding his breath.



We don't want that =(
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: PirateClock on September 02, 2005, 11:18:40 AM
thanks for the heads up
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: PirateClock on September 02, 2005, 11:35:20 AM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockNigga please, don't make me buy you from your pimp and ride that ass like a harley davidson.
perhaps you should buy one to, for when you go dancing again


 haha just kidding could not not say it
Title: ATTN: rapists
Post by: PygmyClock on September 02, 2005, 11:40:42 AM
Quote from: iPodClockhttp://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-01T160241Z_01_EIC157707_RTRIDST_0_ODD-SAFRICA-RAPE-DC.XML

sound painfull huh.

watch out.
I hope you wern't looking for rape porn when you stumbled across this =/