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Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: LimeClock on September 09, 2006, 06:40:43 AM
Hitler was a smart guy. Drugs are bad.
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: PirateClock on September 09, 2006, 06:41:23 AM
your such a nazi!  drugs aren't bad!
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: KinderEggClock on September 09, 2006, 06:44:08 AM
lol0caust
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: PirateClock on September 09, 2006, 06:47:49 AM
btw it's spelled halacaust
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: DeskLamp on September 09, 2006, 06:49:20 AM
Do you seriously wanna make an ass of yourself denying an event with so much evidence behind it like a whole heap of other nazis did? _poogle_
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: Professor Lord Remmington on September 09, 2006, 06:53:38 AM
the halacaust happened or thousands of jews suddenly stopped exsisting and ended up in holes in the ground
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: PirateClock on September 09, 2006, 06:57:24 AM
they are hiding in secret bagel fortresses.
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: DeskLamp on September 09, 2006, 07:01:38 AM
Well, the jews that acted dead and excessively skinny and "pretended" to be thrown into half K wide ditches to be burned to ashes were just really good actors then...

Oh, yeah... And OBVIOUSLY they must've used those huge ovens and gas chamebers at Aushwitz to make pizzas and bottle sparkling water...
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: PirateClock on September 09, 2006, 07:03:53 AM
those weren't jews those were aliens murderd by the facists jews. the nazi's buried them so nobody would ever know of the horror that took place.  it's quite sad.
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: DeskLamp on September 09, 2006, 07:04:32 AM
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Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: technoclock on September 09, 2006, 07:07:50 AM
hitler was a general poo. Aparently he had a pee fetish. I find that quite amusing. The bastard.
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: StrangeClock on September 09, 2006, 07:11:47 AM
the jews were never this bitchy
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: AlethioClock on September 09, 2006, 07:14:45 AM
I cannot agree because then I'd be violating Dutch laws.
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: PirateClock on September 09, 2006, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: AlethioClockI cannot agree because then I'd be violating Dutch laws.
you mean the law that says anybody who accuses a fine man such as adolf should be shot in the guts?
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: Professor Lord Remmington on September 09, 2006, 07:26:36 AM
hitler was a jew
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: Munglai on September 09, 2006, 07:27:30 AM
Quote from: technoclockhitler was a general poo. Aparently he had a pee fetish. I find that quite amusing. The bastard.

I heard he liked to be tied up and kicked in the balls.
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: PirateClock on September 09, 2006, 07:28:18 AM
Quote from: PistolI heard he liked to be tied up and kicked in the balls.
who doesn't
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: Sinister Clock on September 09, 2006, 07:33:20 AM
People say he only had one testical but in actual fact he had three.
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: Moose Clock on September 09, 2006, 12:40:27 PM
Quote from: Ricewyndhitler was a jew

Thats why he killed himself.
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: Applecore on September 09, 2006, 12:42:22 PM
Quote from: Moose ClockThats why he killed himself.

He killed himself when he saw his gas bill.
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: PirateClock on September 09, 2006, 12:44:04 PM
Quote from: iPodClockHe killed himself when he saw his gas bill.
Zingggg
Title: The Holocaust never Happened!
Post by: Applecore on September 09, 2006, 12:53:58 PM
Quote from: PirateClockZingggg


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