Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: SlikRik on September 11, 2006, 07:21:39 PM
Post by: SlikRik on September 11, 2006, 07:21:39 PM
PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE MUMBO JUMBO AHEAD!!!!
Liek, zomg, its teh slikrik!!!11 i thot he died!!11
Anyway..
I would like to personally thank 2 certain Clocks for their wonderful gift to the recently resurrected F-KREW. Their wonderful contribution on our brand new forums was most definately a thoughtful and wonderful surprise, and far surpassed our expectations of Clock kindness.
In other words, thanks to CorpseGrinderClock and Fat_Badger for spamming our forums with fabulous porn. Again. It's not so much of an attack against us; we cleaned it up in 5 minutes. I'd say it has more an effect on you Clocks, seeing as how these 2 hooligans persist in bringing a bad reputation to your organization, that I'd say you work so hard to keep legitimate.
Spam I'm used to. What really bugged me is that we, the F-KREW, in the words of a Clock, "as far as we know, it doesn't exist anymore. faded off the radar a while ago." So it kinda bothers me that the two Clocks in question have the complete lack of any life outside the computer and decide to go spam another organization that has absolutely nothing to do with the Clock Crew anymore.
The sad part is, I don't actually mind the real members of the Clock Crew. The guys who actually know how to draw quality Flash animations I respect. It's sad that a large portion of the current Clock Crew is full of lil n00bs who have nothing better to do than to spam people.
To all the new people:
Welcome to n00btopia.
also :D
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages-jp.amazon.com%2Fimages%2FP%2FB000E40QQA.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&hash=71f0f4bd88244e582217d09f95eb44c11004423a)
Liek, zomg, its teh slikrik!!!11 i thot he died!!11
Anyway..
I would like to personally thank 2 certain Clocks for their wonderful gift to the recently resurrected F-KREW. Their wonderful contribution on our brand new forums was most definately a thoughtful and wonderful surprise, and far surpassed our expectations of Clock kindness.
In other words, thanks to CorpseGrinderClock and Fat_Badger for spamming our forums with fabulous porn. Again. It's not so much of an attack against us; we cleaned it up in 5 minutes. I'd say it has more an effect on you Clocks, seeing as how these 2 hooligans persist in bringing a bad reputation to your organization, that I'd say you work so hard to keep legitimate.
Spam I'm used to. What really bugged me is that we, the F-KREW, in the words of a Clock, "as far as we know, it doesn't exist anymore. faded off the radar a while ago." So it kinda bothers me that the two Clocks in question have the complete lack of any life outside the computer and decide to go spam another organization that has absolutely nothing to do with the Clock Crew anymore.
The sad part is, I don't actually mind the real members of the Clock Crew. The guys who actually know how to draw quality Flash animations I respect. It's sad that a large portion of the current Clock Crew is full of lil n00bs who have nothing better to do than to spam people.
To all the new people:
Welcome to n00btopia.
also :D
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages-jp.amazon.com%2Fimages%2FP%2FB000E40QQA.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&hash=71f0f4bd88244e582217d09f95eb44c11004423a)
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 07:23:40 PM
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 07:23:40 PM
Shut up.
Your the clockcrews bitch you know that.
Now get in the kitchen and make me a blueberry pie Bitch!
Your the clockcrews bitch you know that.
Now get in the kitchen and make me a blueberry pie Bitch!
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: SilverCherryClock on September 11, 2006, 07:24:09 PM
Post by: SilverCherryClock on September 11, 2006, 07:24:09 PM
For the record, Fat_Badger isn't a clock.
Also what the hell are you guys doing now that you stopped being a hate group?
Maybe you should come to terms with the fact that the F-KREW is stupid and redundant and end your power trip.
Also what the hell are you guys doing now that you stopped being a hate group?
Maybe you should come to terms with the fact that the F-KREW is stupid and redundant and end your power trip.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 07:26:48 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 07:26:48 PM
Kay.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: MarshmallowClock on September 11, 2006, 07:26:50 PM
Post by: MarshmallowClock on September 11, 2006, 07:26:50 PM
[size=14]who are you[/size]
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: AMPEEEM on September 11, 2006, 07:27:40 PM
Post by: AMPEEEM on September 11, 2006, 07:27:40 PM
My dick.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 07:27:58 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 07:27:58 PM
Quote from: MarshmallowClockwho are youHE IS YOUR DOOM
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 07:28:48 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 07:28:48 PM
Quote from: Joan Crawford@!!!!!Ã,¡Ã,¡Ã,¡Ã,¡Ã,¡
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: MarshmallowClock on September 11, 2006, 07:32:03 PM
Post by: MarshmallowClock on September 11, 2006, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: DigitalBinaryClockHE IS YOUR DOOMshiiiiiiiii
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on September 11, 2006, 07:42:57 PM
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on September 11, 2006, 07:42:57 PM
[FLASH]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7640/pooglefluxhz7.swf wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 07:44:59 PM
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 07:44:59 PM
[FLASH]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/punky676/FUCKYOUMONGOLIAN.swf height=200 width=450[/FLASH]
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 07:56:52 PM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 07:56:52 PM
Bringing a bad reputation to our organization?
lmfao.
News flash: Other people don't have to like the Clock Crew for us to enjoy it. In fact, it's quite the opposite.
We were founded on pissing people off. If we cared about what other people thought, the CC would have disbanded the day it was created.
You assume that we care about anything you said...
Also, you left the Clock Crew's complete ownage of the F-Krew's website out of your inaccurate history page. How unscholarly of you.
lmfao.
News flash: Other people don't have to like the Clock Crew for us to enjoy it. In fact, it's quite the opposite.
We were founded on pissing people off. If we cared about what other people thought, the CC would have disbanded the day it was created.
You assume that we care about anything you said...
Also, you left the Clock Crew's complete ownage of the F-Krew's website out of your inaccurate history page. How unscholarly of you.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: StoopidClock on September 11, 2006, 07:59:10 PM
Post by: StoopidClock on September 11, 2006, 07:59:10 PM
Quote from: SogekingNews flash: Other people don't have to like the Clock Crew for us to enjoy it. In fact, it's quite the opposite.
We were founded on pissing people off.
You assume that we care about anything you said...
this tree speaks the truth
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: Soup Clock on September 11, 2006, 08:00:52 PM
Post by: Soup Clock on September 11, 2006, 08:00:52 PM
Good speech. I read it because I care.
Nice pic, very rebellious.
Nice pic, very rebellious.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 08:01:55 PM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 08:01:55 PM
Ah yes, and our Mr_Artist is a hell of a lot more badass than yours could ever be.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 08:02:35 PM
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 08:02:35 PM
Quote from: SogekingAlso, you left the Clock Crew's complete ownage of the F-Krew's website out of your inaccurate history page. How unscholarly of you.
Hmm funny that is, I belive i still have a screenshot.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 08:05:20 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 08:05:20 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockI didn't spam your forumI am CorpsegrinderClock.
Seriously, I didn't even realize you guys were still around
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 08:05:32 PM
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 08:05:32 PM
(NSFW)
Found it. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/punky676/owened.jpg)
(NSFW)
Found it. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/punky676/owened.jpg)
(NSFW)
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: Soup Clock on September 11, 2006, 08:05:53 PM
Post by: Soup Clock on September 11, 2006, 08:05:53 PM
Quote from: Joan CrawfordI put the picture there :cool:
sexi
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on September 11, 2006, 08:06:01 PM
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on September 11, 2006, 08:06:01 PM
HEYYYYYY KIDZ!!!
[FLASH]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7640/pooglefluxhz7.swf wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
[FLASH]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7640/pooglefluxhz7.swf wmode=transparent[/FLASH]
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: Sn0rkel on September 11, 2006, 08:06:04 PM
Post by: Sn0rkel on September 11, 2006, 08:06:04 PM
i want a cool moderator comment :D
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 08:06:45 PM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 08:06:45 PM
Quote from: Sergeant CalamityHmm funny that is, I belive i still have a screenshot.
I do too.
Also, this thread is now for laughing about how the F-Krew was founded to fight against little children who made L's on their foreheads.
Quote from: Fag Crew HistoryThe F-KREW. From its humble beginnings to the planned annihilation of the Clock Crew. Here's how it all began:
As the 2004-05 school year began in the smal little pig farm town of Walterboro, an evil had arisen over the summer. This evil was know as the "L-Squad." Everyday after lunch they would go to the windows, tap on the glass and do some stupid "L" gesture with their hands and move their heads like bobblehead dolls. After a couple of months one person rose up to fight the Evil. Zer0_exy, as he became known, would make fun of the "L-Squad", tag over their tags with "F-Krew", and infringe on their "L" gesture with the "fuck you" finger. Soon Exy was joined by fellow classmate, Kouldbayne. Then came Phoenix_rage and 0ne_wurd. The F-Krew was born. Soon after the "L-Squad" was disbanded and the F-Krew took the fight to new heights. Local fast-food joints and Wal-Mart became the victims of the F-Krew. By now all had joined Newgrounds.
Oh you rebels!!
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 08:08:12 PM
Post by: coalclock on September 11, 2006, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: SogekingOh you rebels!!
It will be prank calls next.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 08:09:04 PM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 08:09:04 PM
I wish the F-Krew still had members worth pissing off. Now it's not worth much more than a laugh... Kind of boring, really.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: Kavinel on September 11, 2006, 08:09:27 PM
Post by: Kavinel on September 11, 2006, 08:09:27 PM
Oh ok.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 08:24:58 PM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 11, 2006, 08:24:58 PM
Seems like a good time for this
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.net%2Fbbs%2Fimages%2Fmisc%2Fspecialdrama.gif&hash=c44c23d903769085b65dfe093c1da46df3b2fc47)(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.net%2Fbbs%2Fimages%2Fmisc%2Fspecialdrama.gif&hash=c44c23d903769085b65dfe093c1da46df3b2fc47)(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.net%2Fbbs%2Fimages%2Fmisc%2Fspecialdrama.gif&hash=c44c23d903769085b65dfe093c1da46df3b2fc47)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.net%2Fbbs%2Fimages%2Fmisc%2Fspecialdrama.gif&hash=c44c23d903769085b65dfe093c1da46df3b2fc47)(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.net%2Fbbs%2Fimages%2Fmisc%2Fspecialdrama.gif&hash=c44c23d903769085b65dfe093c1da46df3b2fc47)(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.net%2Fbbs%2Fimages%2Fmisc%2Fspecialdrama.gif&hash=c44c23d903769085b65dfe093c1da46df3b2fc47)
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: Gravestone Clock on September 11, 2006, 08:27:17 PM
Post by: Gravestone Clock on September 11, 2006, 08:27:17 PM
hey fuck you mongorian dont you break down my wall.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: AnkhClock on September 11, 2006, 08:33:17 PM
Post by: AnkhClock on September 11, 2006, 08:33:17 PM
Guys, are you FUCKING STUPID???
If we go along mocking him, he might have F-Krew restarted as a Clock hate group!
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS WOULD MEAN????
He might even have Mr_Artist vote zero on our movies!!!
He's going by a different alias (http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=1212489) so we'd never know!!
If we go along mocking him, he might have F-Krew restarted as a Clock hate group!
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS WOULD MEAN????
He might even have Mr_Artist vote zero on our movies!!!
He's going by a different alias (http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=1212489) so we'd never know!!
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 08:38:18 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 08:38:18 PM
Quote from: -JD-Well , as a few of you know the forum was spammd by clocks and Fat_Badger today , while I was at bass lesons , but we managed to get it unde control. I want evryone to know we are doing what we can (ADMINS) to figure out exactly who did it , and to stop it from happening again.
I would also like to add that no matter how BAD a spam attack I will NEVER give up on the forums, and I hope you feel the same way as I do.
I am infuriatedwith the CC, and Rik has posted a complaint. So don't retaliate by trying to spam them back or w/e , don't go as low as them. We are dealing with it.
P.S. big thanks to Rik for helping with everyhting and heling me learn all the admin stuff.
Gahahahahahah. They sure are dealing with it.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: KronosClock on September 11, 2006, 08:39:58 PM
Post by: KronosClock on September 11, 2006, 08:39:58 PM
Quote from: SogekingSeems like a good time for thisWe haven't had that in a while, it's about time.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 11, 2006, 08:47:10 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 11, 2006, 08:47:10 PM
Quote from: HueyFreeclockWe haven't had that in a while, it's about time.Damn, that was what I was going to say :l
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on September 11, 2006, 08:51:16 PM
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on September 11, 2006, 08:51:16 PM
Quote from: DigitalBinaryClockGahahahahahah. They sure are dealing with it.Hahahahahahahaha fucking great
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: catclock on September 11, 2006, 08:58:04 PM
Post by: catclock on September 11, 2006, 08:58:04 PM
Damn you Corpsegrinder and Fat_Badger you're destroyed the most godly fucking crew ever don't you have any souls!? Even from the beginning they were destined for great and supreme things and you take you're little spam fest into that group!? Well fuck you guys I'm leaving this crew to join the F-Krew full time! A place where the people are amazingly awesome and not a big bunch of poopyheads like yourselfs.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 11, 2006, 09:00:42 PM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 11, 2006, 09:00:42 PM
Did I miss the fun?
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: buttplug on September 11, 2006, 09:01:48 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 11, 2006, 09:01:48 PM
TEH F-KREW IZ BACK!!!!11
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: g0nz0 on September 11, 2006, 09:03:16 PM
Post by: g0nz0 on September 11, 2006, 09:03:16 PM
Damnit Badger and Corpse, the F-Krew meant no harm! They were gonna be serious and you had to ruin everything didn't ya? Just go fucking die spammers.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: catclock on September 11, 2006, 09:04:17 PM
Post by: catclock on September 11, 2006, 09:04:17 PM
Quote from: g0nz0Damnit Badger and Corpse, the F-Krew meant no harm! They were gonna be serious and you had to ruin everything didn't ya? Just go fucking die spammers.
I agree, god damnit Corpse and Badger you two need to straighten up your act and quit acting like such jerks.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 09:05:03 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 09:05:03 PM
Ahahaha the Art Section of their BBS has -1 topics. What could that mean...
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on September 11, 2006, 09:05:12 PM
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on September 11, 2006, 09:05:12 PM
Quote from: SlikRik"as far as we know, it doesn't exist anymore. faded off the radar a while ago."Yay, I get quoted.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: g0nz0 on September 11, 2006, 09:06:08 PM
Post by: g0nz0 on September 11, 2006, 09:06:08 PM
Quote from: Cat ClockI agree, god damnit Corpse and Badger you two need to straighten up your act and quit acting like such jerks.I'm glad to know that a good quality clock is still left in this horrible Clock Crew, keep up the good work Cat ^_^
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: catclock on September 11, 2006, 09:08:28 PM
Post by: catclock on September 11, 2006, 09:08:28 PM
Quote from: g0nz0I'm glad to know that a good quality clock is still left in this horrible Clock Crew, keep up the good work Cat ^_^
Thanks ^_n
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 09:15:31 PM
Post by: BinaryClock on September 11, 2006, 09:15:31 PM
Quote from: SlikRikI'm not talking about how well I can draw a strawberry, I'm talking about LIFE. You sit there and spam some groups forums with fabulous PORN. YOU HAVE NO LIFE. YOU ARE PATHETIC. YOUR BALLS HAVEN'T DROPPED YET.
get a life...
It's in the cereal aisle.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: Muffin Fellow on September 11, 2006, 09:15:55 PM
Post by: Muffin Fellow on September 11, 2006, 09:15:55 PM
On November 6th, we all die.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 11, 2006, 09:43:39 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 11, 2006, 09:43:39 PM
Or the entire month of November, 06.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: AnkhClock on September 11, 2006, 09:45:07 PM
Post by: AnkhClock on September 11, 2006, 09:45:07 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockOr the entire month of November, 06.Daaaamn, when F-Krew said we'd die a slow and painful death, they really meant it!
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: TequilaClock on September 11, 2006, 10:07:35 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on September 11, 2006, 10:07:35 PM
What the fuck.
Title: Welcome to n00btopia
Post by: VCRClock on September 11, 2006, 10:08:38 PM
Post by: VCRClock on September 11, 2006, 10:08:38 PM
Quote from: Super Goderatorsomeone delete all the horrible posts then goldmine or lock it or do something so that people stop posting herehi wust goin on in dis tread