Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 04:49:18 PM
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 04:49:18 PM
Ive had this disscusion loadsa times with my mates, after youve had a shit do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down. I always wipe it sitting down but a few of my mates do it standing up witch i find wierd cause youd look like a right nonse trying to do it standing up (not like that matters) but still youd have to get in an awkward position. What do you lot think?
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on September 18, 2006, 04:50:29 PM
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on September 18, 2006, 04:50:29 PM
Sitting. Your friends are freaks.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: AvocadoClock on September 18, 2006, 04:52:01 PM
Post by: AvocadoClock on September 18, 2006, 04:52:01 PM
How do you whipe your ass while sitting down? Do you reach around the balls? Or do you reach from behind?
That's weird.
There's not always room to sit while whiping because the toilet seat might be small.
Wait, are you a chick?
Just stand and whipe.
That's weird.
There's not always room to sit while whiping because the toilet seat might be small.
Wait, are you a chick?
Just stand and whipe.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 04:53:09 PM
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 04:53:09 PM
nah, am a bloke mate -.-
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: buttplug on September 18, 2006, 04:54:03 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 18, 2006, 04:54:03 PM
Quote from: BrassKnucklesnah, am a bloke mate -.-Oh my god stop talking like that.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 04:59:18 PM
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 04:59:18 PM
Quote from: Daler MehndiOh my god stop talking like that.
soz blud
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: IvysaurClock on September 18, 2006, 05:09:11 PM
Post by: IvysaurClock on September 18, 2006, 05:09:11 PM
Sitting, because standing is far too awkward.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Munglai on September 18, 2006, 05:18:22 PM
Post by: Munglai on September 18, 2006, 05:18:22 PM
Who the hell stands up, that's freakish.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Plasma Kirby on September 18, 2006, 05:23:19 PM
Post by: Plasma Kirby on September 18, 2006, 05:23:19 PM
I think this is the stupidest fucking topic ever.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 05:29:42 PM
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 05:29:42 PM
yup, but its gotta be done! try talking about it...
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on September 18, 2006, 05:35:01 PM
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on September 18, 2006, 05:35:01 PM
I had no idea people actually do this standing up until this topic.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 05:37:21 PM
Post by: Brass on September 18, 2006, 05:37:21 PM
see, there is a good cause
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: PentagramClock on September 18, 2006, 05:39:34 PM
Post by: PentagramClock on September 18, 2006, 05:39:34 PM
Quote from: RiotGearClockI had no idea people actually do this standing up until this topic.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: PossumClock on September 18, 2006, 05:43:49 PM
Post by: PossumClock on September 18, 2006, 05:43:49 PM
I prefer to do a triple kick backflip before i wipe anything, if there's anything left after something as awesome as that.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Arctic on September 18, 2006, 05:47:02 PM
Post by: Arctic on September 18, 2006, 05:47:02 PM
I'm with avo, I fail to see how it's possible sitting unless you're asian.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Munglai on September 18, 2006, 05:52:21 PM
Post by: Munglai on September 18, 2006, 05:52:21 PM
Quote from: ArcticClockI'm with avo, I fail to see how it's possible sitting unless you're asian.
Well it is possible as I and many other people do it. Are you really fat or something?
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 18, 2006, 06:04:56 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 18, 2006, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: RiotGearClockI had no idea people actually do this standing up until this topic.Same with me, but the other way.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Moose Clock on September 18, 2006, 07:46:41 PM
Post by: Moose Clock on September 18, 2006, 07:46:41 PM
Standing. Cause I prefer to view my clean ass afterwards. Instead of taking a chance.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: coalclock on September 18, 2006, 07:48:15 PM
Post by: coalclock on September 18, 2006, 07:48:15 PM
I don't wipe, I get a fat bitch to lick the shit off my ring.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Moose Clock on September 18, 2006, 07:54:12 PM
Post by: Moose Clock on September 18, 2006, 07:54:12 PM
Quote from: Sergeant CalamityI don't wipe, I get a fat bitch to lick the shit off my ring.
I had a couple mexicans do it once. With paper towells and windex.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: buttplug on September 18, 2006, 08:46:17 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 18, 2006, 08:46:17 PM
Quote from: ArcticClockI'm with avo, I fail to see how it's possible sitting unless you're asian.Just lean forward?
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Bloodshot clock on September 18, 2006, 09:03:52 PM
Post by: Bloodshot clock on September 18, 2006, 09:03:52 PM
wtf is going on. standing up would get your ass possibly wet from splashing, or just plain nasty.
what is so dam hard bout leaning forward and wiping from behind?
But to be fair I shall try wiping standing up next time.
We shall see which method is better
what is so dam hard bout leaning forward and wiping from behind?
But to be fair I shall try wiping standing up next time.
We shall see which method is better
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Arctic on September 18, 2006, 09:08:36 PM
Post by: Arctic on September 18, 2006, 09:08:36 PM
Quote from: Bloodshot clockwtf is going on. standing up would get your ass possibly wet from splashing, or just plain nasty.
what is so dam hard bout leaning forward and wiping from behind?
But to be fair I shall try wiping standing up next time.
We shall see which method is better
Splashing? That makes no sense.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on September 18, 2006, 09:10:49 PM
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on September 18, 2006, 09:10:49 PM
Quote from: ArcticClockThat makes no sense.Neither does wipeing your ass standing up.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: AvocadoClock on September 19, 2006, 11:37:55 AM
Post by: AvocadoClock on September 19, 2006, 11:37:55 AM
Quote from: Bloodshot clockwtf is going on. standing up would get your ass possibly wet from splashing, or just plain nasty.
Wouldn't you get splashed by the toilet when you're sitting, not standing?
What are you talking about?
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Munglai on September 19, 2006, 12:15:59 PM
Post by: Munglai on September 19, 2006, 12:15:59 PM
I can understand why someone would stand up but I can't understand why anyone would think it was impossible to do it without standing up.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: LimeClock on September 19, 2006, 12:56:43 PM
Post by: LimeClock on September 19, 2006, 12:56:43 PM
Splashing? How would that happen? Wtf?
This thread makes me laugh.
This thread makes me laugh.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: checkered on September 19, 2006, 04:16:08 PM
Post by: checkered on September 19, 2006, 04:16:08 PM
I stand up, who the hell sits down to wipe their crack? - Lazy Ph4GZ
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Bloodshot clock on September 19, 2006, 04:40:35 PM
Post by: Bloodshot clock on September 19, 2006, 04:40:35 PM
well I now have tried both ways. standing up is a bit awkward of a position if you aren't used to it, but it most definately does a thorough job. I still prefer sitting down yet, I feel like I have learned something new today.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: PentagramClock on September 19, 2006, 04:46:42 PM
Post by: PentagramClock on September 19, 2006, 04:46:42 PM
Quote from: Bloodshot clockwell I now have tried both ways. standing up is a bit awkward of a position if you aren't used to it, but it most definately does a thorough job. I still prefer sitting down yet, I feel like I have learned something new today..... Congratulations?
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Bloodshot clock on September 19, 2006, 04:59:09 PM
Post by: Bloodshot clock on September 19, 2006, 04:59:09 PM
Quote from: Pentagramclock.... Congratulations?
heh its just an experiment I tried for this topic.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Brass on September 19, 2006, 05:18:19 PM
Post by: Brass on September 19, 2006, 05:18:19 PM
Quote from: Bloodshot clockheh its just an experiment I tried for this topic.
lol, nice to see your doing some resaerch ;) , im still a bit amazed that most people do it standing up.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Slurpee on September 19, 2006, 05:37:14 PM
Post by: Slurpee on September 19, 2006, 05:37:14 PM
I think "standing up" is a bit off an exagerration, and probably the cause of the confusion. It's not like your fucking knees are locked straight and you jam the toilet paper between your cheeks. Same with "sitting down." Your ass is not locked onto the seat, and you're not dipping your hand into the bowl.
The difference is subtle. You either bring the back of your ass up, or your whole ass.
Once you realize that, it's not nearly as strange as you think.
The difference is subtle. You either bring the back of your ass up, or your whole ass.
Once you realize that, it's not nearly as strange as you think.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: LimeClock on September 20, 2006, 10:55:53 AM
Post by: LimeClock on September 20, 2006, 10:55:53 AM
Quote from: SlurpeeI think "standing up" is a bit off an exagerration, and probably the cause of the confusion. It's not like your fucking knees are locked straight and you jam the toilet paper between your cheeks. Same with "sitting down." Your ass is not locked onto the seat, and you're not dipping your hand into the bowl.
The difference is subtle. You either bring the back of your ass up, or your whole ass.
Once you realize that, it's not nearly as strange as you think.
Who jams TP into the butt? Gotta use one hand to spread and one to wipe :D
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: checkered on September 20, 2006, 11:13:34 AM
Post by: checkered on September 20, 2006, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: LimeClockWho jams TP into the butt? Gotta use one hand to spread and one to wipe :D
you prize your ass apart first? I just wipe. (About 5 times if I've had a curry)
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Slurpee on September 20, 2006, 05:25:57 PM
Post by: Slurpee on September 20, 2006, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: LimeClockWho jams TP into the butt?Just figures that the only thing that could break the silence following me being right was something stupid.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: IvysaurClock on September 21, 2006, 01:53:19 AM
Post by: IvysaurClock on September 21, 2006, 01:53:19 AM
Quote from: SlurpeeI think "standing up" is a bit off an exagerration, and probably the cause of the confusion. It's not like your fucking knees are locked straight and you jam the toilet paper between your cheeks. Same with "sitting down." Your ass is not locked onto the seat, and you're not dipping your hand into the bowl.
The difference is subtle. You either bring the back of your ass up, or your whole ass.
Once you realize that, it's not nearly as strange as you think.
I did the fully standing, legs-locked thing... when I was five. That's why I still had the mental image of it when people were talking about it.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 21, 2006, 01:57:21 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 21, 2006, 01:57:21 AM
yeah i poop ok yeah i poop you got me :cool:
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2006, 02:22:54 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2006, 02:22:54 PM
Quote from: IvysaurClockI did the fully standing, legs-locked thing... when I was five. That's why I still had the mental image of it when people were talking about it.But your joking because girls don't poop.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Brass on September 21, 2006, 04:14:32 PM
Post by: Brass on September 21, 2006, 04:14:32 PM
girls shouldnt shite to be honest, its a right turn off
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: SIC on September 21, 2006, 04:29:12 PM
Post by: SIC on September 21, 2006, 04:29:12 PM
standing up...i hear its easier
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 21, 2006, 04:38:07 PM
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 21, 2006, 04:38:07 PM
I usually have my sex slave wash my ass for me by thoroughly rubbing my ass with a towel while wearing a "New York Yankees" hat on her vagina.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2006, 04:54:45 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2006, 04:54:45 PM
Quote from: BrassKnucklesgirls shouldnt shite to be honest, its a right turn offRight-o! Jolly good typing accent you have there, my friend! :bio:
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Hazelnut on September 21, 2006, 05:14:19 PM
Post by: Hazelnut on September 21, 2006, 05:14:19 PM
I've always done it standing up.
When I think about it I could do it sitting down, the possibility has never occured to me, I must try this.
When I think about it I could do it sitting down, the possibility has never occured to me, I must try this.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: RenegadeClock on September 21, 2006, 05:30:46 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on September 21, 2006, 05:30:46 PM
I just drag my ass on the carpet.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on September 21, 2006, 05:31:54 PM
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on September 21, 2006, 05:31:54 PM
wipe?
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 21, 2006, 05:36:22 PM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 21, 2006, 05:36:22 PM
sounds like you guys never heard of fecal vomitting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting)
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: KronosClock on September 21, 2006, 06:08:15 PM
Post by: KronosClock on September 21, 2006, 06:08:15 PM
I'm so manly, I pee, poop, and wipe standing up :cool:
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 21, 2006, 09:40:47 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 21, 2006, 09:40:47 PM
Quote from: SnakeheadI usually have my sex slave wash my ass for me by thoroughly rubbing my ass with a towel while wearing a "New York Yankees" hat on her vagina.*COUGH*fuck the yankees*COUGH*
No offence, mi amigo :)
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Brass on September 23, 2006, 05:01:13 AM
Post by: Brass on September 23, 2006, 05:01:13 AM
Quote from: Daler MehndiRight-o! Jolly good typing accent you have there, my friend! :bio:
you think I should loose it?
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Turban on September 24, 2006, 08:08:15 AM
Post by: Turban on September 24, 2006, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: RenegadeClockI just drag my ass on the carpet.
Ew friction burn.
And i stand up id rather not reach around my balls to clean when it's really not necassary
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: AlethioClock on September 24, 2006, 08:45:03 AM
Post by: AlethioClock on September 24, 2006, 08:45:03 AM
This thread is hilarious.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: AOL on September 24, 2006, 11:18:45 AM
Post by: AOL on September 24, 2006, 11:18:45 AM
siting down cuz is opens yo ass and easyer
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Turban on September 25, 2006, 02:51:42 PM
Post by: Turban on September 25, 2006, 02:51:42 PM
Haha AOL i never thought about it that way personally.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Brass on September 25, 2006, 02:59:21 PM
Post by: Brass on September 25, 2006, 02:59:21 PM
yes! sitting down is catching up, i tried standing up today. it doesnt feel right =/ who ever stands try it sitting down, alot easier.
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Goron on September 25, 2006, 09:25:00 PM
Post by: Goron on September 25, 2006, 09:25:00 PM
The thought never occurred to me that someone would actually ATTEMPT to do it standing up, yet alone actually DO it. Why do you thing the holder is down near your reach whilst sitting down? To make it look pretty?
Title: wipeing yo ass
Post by: Sergeant Major on September 25, 2006, 09:30:42 PM
Post by: Sergeant Major on September 25, 2006, 09:30:42 PM
I don't have to becuase my craps are always dry lincon logs.