.......I finished and pulled out, took the condom off, tied it up and threw it in the river. We both stood up and started to get dressed when she said in jest "What shall we call our kids then?" I then replyed "silly bitch, Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one"
Quote from: Sergeant Calamity.......I finished and pulled out, took the condom off, tied it up and threw it in the river. We both stood up and started to get dressed when she said in jest "What shall we call our kids then?" I then replyed "silly bitch, Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one"
LOL
I get it.
Budum-tssssh.
ah, yes, very good
Hahaha.....
i hate jokes
i mean very funny haha
That was gayyyy/.
Hahahaha, nice.
Papa? it that you? it's me Houdini
YOU SIR HAVE A PROMISING CAREER AS A COMEDIAN.
Or at least you would if you didn't live in a van down by the river.
Quote from: TehMoonMasterYOU SIR HAVE A PROMISING CAREER AS A COMEDIAN.
Or at least you would if you didn't live in a van down by the river.
Shows what you know. Chris Farley lived in a van down by the river and he still made it!
Quote from: loki_clockShows what you know. Chris Farley lived in a van down by the river and he still made it!
Chris who?
Quote from: MalteseClockChris who?
if that was a real question then i might go fucking crazy or eat french fries or something. but anyway. The correct response to "what shall we call our kids?" would be. Slap the skank and then say "Your movin with your autie and uncle in bel air."
Quote from: Sandiskif that was a real question then i might go fucking crazy or eat french fries or something. but anyway. The correct response to "what shall we call our kids?" would be. Slap the skank and then say "Your movin with your autie and uncle in bel air."
go crazy, because I don't know who the fuck he is
I had to stop and think about this one.
Chris Farley died of fatness.
The fat drugged up guy from SNL and some movies. Funny guy, pretty dead about now.
EDIT: nice joke man
Good show sir.
Quote from: Moose ClockChris Farley died of fatness.
No, Chris Farley actually died from his own awesomeness.
eh, good humor but i didnt find it very funny.
Quote from: GodClockeh, good humor but i didnt find it very funny.
TOPIC OWN'D
Quote from: SandiskTOPIC OWN'D
Yeah, he totally owned the topic rite thar by saying he didn't find the joke funny.
Quote from: Super Goderatorlie
It was in fact in the river
So this baby seal walks into a club.
I don't get it
Quote from: DoritoClockI don't get it
The sperm was in the condom.
Quote from: DoritoClockI don't get it
You see, after he and the women were done with their shenanigans, she asked ironically, gazing at the condom as it floated downstream, "What shall we name the kids?" To which he replied, "Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one!" seeing as how the potential child as trapped in a floating latex prison. :fez:
Quote from: LampClockhe women
amazing.
Quote from: Moose Clockamazing.
Amazing.
Quote from: LampClockYou see, after he and the women were done with their shenanigans, she asked ironically, gazing at the condom as it floated downstream, "What shall we name the kids?" To which he replied, "Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one!" seeing as how the potential child as trapped in a floating latex prison. :fez:
i still dont get it :sherlock:
Quote from: DoritoClocki still dont get it :sherlock:
He would name the child after Harry Houdini, the famous escape artist if the sperm escaped the condom and fertalized the egg. Also, it's not very gentleman like to call a women a bitch, shame on you.
i'm not going to reply to this thread
Quote from: LampClockSo this baby seal walks into a club.
hahahhaa
thanks you made my day way happier now :)
Quote from: LampClockYou see, after he and the women were done with their shenanigans, she asked ironically, gazing at the condom as it floated downstream, "What shall we name the kids?" To which he replied, "Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one!" seeing as how the potential child as trapped in a floating latex prison. :fez:
Oh i thought he meant her pussy was so tight the kids couldn't possibly crawl outta that prison.