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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: Munglai on October 03, 2006, 06:13:51 PM

Poll
Question: Who does Morgan teleport to the ship?
Option 1: eonard Nimoy votes: 8
Option 2: ophia Petrillo votes: 0
Option 3: ab Calloway votes: 0
Option 4: rlando Bloom votes: 0
Option 5: ack Nicholson votes: 0
Option 6: ichael Jackson (80s version) votes: 0
Option 7: ric Idle votes: 0
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 03, 2006, 06:13:51 PM
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You are accomplished african american actor, Morgan Freeman.

It's a Sunday morning. You expect to wake up in your white suede four poster bed, but instead you find yourself waking bleary-eyed on the floor of a makeshift prison cell. You feel you maybe ought to panic but you find that you're too awesome to do so and also you're used to this kind of thing as you usually get kidnapped three or four times a week because you're so cool.
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Your way is blocked by iron bars.
Peering through them you can see a small desk with nothing on it.
On the wall behind you, you spot an electric outlet.
From the room next door you can hear people talking and laughing.

You decide that you ought to escape because children will miss you.



The same rules and guidelines apply that Strange layed down in his thread that I'm currently ripping off.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: peyoteclock on October 03, 2006, 06:16:06 PM
electrocute self with wall socket to become a ghost so you can pass right through the bars.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 03, 2006, 06:27:28 PM
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You don't have anything on your person, not even under your eyelids.
You stick your finger in the socket but then you remember that you can't ever die. However it does make your hair more awesome than usual.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 03, 2006, 06:28:11 PM
Try to force open electrical outlet hoping that it would make a great escape route.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CactusApple on October 03, 2006, 06:32:09 PM
rock out with your cock out
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 03, 2006, 06:33:57 PM
Use new electro-fro to melt bars.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on October 03, 2006, 06:36:27 PM
convince the bars to bend with the #1 narrator voice
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 03, 2006, 06:39:56 PM
With new electric powers that rest in your afro, melt down metal poles.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Hamsa Clock on October 03, 2006, 06:43:50 PM
Masturbate and use your cum as a lubricant so you can slide through the bars.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 03, 2006, 06:45:16 PM
Suddenly notice that you can squeeze through the bars sideways.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SilverCherryClock on October 03, 2006, 06:49:49 PM
Break the solid steel with said #1 narration voice
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 03, 2006, 06:56:53 PM
The electric socket is screwed on firmly.
You may not rock out with your cock out.
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You run the electric current through your super-awesome body and into a nearby bar.
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It melts into a nice little puddle.

Having escaped from the cage you find exits to your left and your right.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 03, 2006, 06:57:52 PM
Take a shit in the draw.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 03, 2006, 06:59:01 PM
Quickly search desk for face paint, you intend to look like Pikachu with your new electricity powers. If nothing found, take contents in desk regardless of what it is.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: GodClock on October 03, 2006, 06:59:59 PM
now leave the caged area. i roll d20






fuck i rolled 1.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 03, 2006, 07:02:37 PM
Quote from: Inquisitorthe drawer is locked, pull a knife out from under your skin and gouge it out of the desk

I think Menglai decides that though, think of what he can do in the current situation. (Right?)
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 03, 2006, 07:16:14 PM
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You open the drawer and discover some face paint and paint your face to look like Pikachu. However your electric powers have gone by now so you just look kind of silly.
You also find a barbie doll and a pice of blue string.
Then you do a shit in the drawer.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 03, 2006, 07:18:57 PM
Rub barbie doll in iron bar puddle, you always had a thing for the robot girl in Metropolis. Carry on to the left allowing whomever follows you to be distracted by the shit.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: FileCabinetClock on October 03, 2006, 07:21:23 PM
I swing my highly extensive deck of Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards at the followers
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sword on October 03, 2006, 07:21:30 PM
Tie one end of the blue string to the doll and the other end to the socket, begin to make funny sounds and hide for the people in the other room can expect the area there by seeing the doll and grabbing it to get shocked to death.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 03, 2006, 07:22:46 PM
ok I'm going to bed so Morgan's adventures in the room to the left will continue tomorrow.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 03, 2006, 07:27:29 PM
Quote from: Inquisitordrink the liquid metal and then pee on the ground to make any possinle pursuers slip

also use your crab vision and turn the desk into a giant crustacean
Attack its weak point for massive damage!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 03, 2006, 07:31:02 PM
Quote from: Inquisitorit's supposed to protect him even though he's invincible
I just had to say it. :p

Roll the doll in the liquid metal, tie the string to one of its feet and let the metal cool around it. Then stick one of the doll's hands in the outlet, and use it as an electric barbie flail.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 04, 2006, 11:16:30 AM
fancy likeness! Get in that other room.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 12:30:16 PM
I'm ignoring ridiculous, detailed suggestions at this point because there's no need for them.

You rub the Barbie in the melted metal to fulfill your wacky black man fetishes and head into the room to the left.

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You find yourself in in a short, wooden-floored corridor. Through a large perspex window you notice that you are a billion million miles from the planet Earth.
There's a crude robot nearby.
There's a fancy sliding door to the left; the room you came from is to the right.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 04, 2006, 12:41:07 PM
Put the doll in the robot's mouth. Or whatever that opening below the circular thing is.
Also, wipe that stupid looking makeup off your face.
Finally, wonder quietly to yourself how it is that the earth is still clearly visible from a billion million miles away.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 04, 2006, 12:42:07 PM
Introduce yourself to the robot and ask it where you are.

edit: guys what is up with you instantly trying to destroy everything that might be helpful and ignoring exits for the sake of ridiculously convoluted escape attempts?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: peyoteclock on October 04, 2006, 12:42:54 PM
attempt to communicate with the robot.

blow a kiss to the planet earth.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 01:00:38 PM
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One of the floorboards creaks loudly as you cross over to the robot. You put the barbie in its mouth but nothing happens.
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You attempt to rub off the face paint but just end up looking a bit siller than you did before.
You wonder quietly to yourself how it is that the earth is still clearly visible from a billion million miles away and decide with your giant brain that it's because the window is also a magnifying glass.

I've got to go off for half an hour so this will continue then.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 04, 2006, 01:03:02 PM
Communicate to the robot, pretending to the Robot Barbie.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 04, 2006, 01:03:30 PM
Pick up the metal barbie again. run to the right, electrify the barbie doll using that outlet, then run back to the left and put it in that robots mouth thing.

Also, tie the barbie to the string so you don't absorb the electricity from the doll.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 04, 2006, 01:05:34 PM
Oh well, at least now it looks a little like war paint or something instead of clown makeup. Take the doll back and use it to pry up the creaky floorboard.

(By the way, by crude robot do you mean "crude" as "poorly made" or as "behaves in a crude manner, i.e., uses coarse language and inappropriate hand gestures".)
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 04, 2006, 01:30:15 PM
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 04, 2006, 01:36:42 PM
Quote from: Alazar
that looks hawt
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 04, 2006, 01:37:56 PM
Quote from: CaramelApplethat looks hawt

Thanks  :D
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 01:52:27 PM
Quote from: SchoefieldPick up the metal barbie again. run to the right, electrify the barbie doll using that outlet, then run back to the left and put it in that robots mouth thing.

Also, tie the barbie to the string so you don't absorb the electricity from the doll.

Stop making shitty, unnecessary plans, they're shitty.


You blow the Earth a kiss


and it blows you a slice of bread, which you pocket as you are a bread enthusiast.

Using the metal-coated Barbie as a makeshift crowbar, you prise up the loose floorboard to reveal some wiring.


You greet the robot with your best narater voice number 1.

What do you say?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: l1fty on October 04, 2006, 01:53:45 PM
"Where am I?"
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 04, 2006, 01:55:32 PM
"What in the hell is going on around here?" you ask, while munching on the bread.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 04, 2006, 02:04:15 PM
"Can you get me an outside line so I can call Laurence Fishburne?"
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: KronosClock on October 04, 2006, 02:06:15 PM
You say, in Narrator voice #3

"The Martians had no resistance
to the bacteria in our atmosphere.
             
Once they breathed our air, germs
harmless to us began to kill them.
             
The end came swiftly. All over the
world, their machines stopped and fell.
               
After all that men could do had failed, -
               
- the Martians were destroyed
and humanity saved -
             
- by the littlest things which God
in His wisdom had put upon this earth."
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 02:11:09 PM
"Where am I?"
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"What in the hell is going on around here?" you ask, while munching on the bread.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 04, 2006, 02:14:38 PM
"Yes. Give me the biggest slice of bread you've got."
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 02:21:03 PM
"Can you get me an outside line so I can call Laurence Fishburne?"
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You say, in Narrator voice #3

"The Martians had no resistance
to the bacteria in our atmosphere.

Once they breathed our air, germs
harmless to us began to kill them.

The end came swiftly. All over the
world, their machines stopped and fell.

After all that men could do had failed, -

- the Martians were destroyed
and humanity saved -

- by the littlest things which God
in His wisdom had put upon this earth."
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"Yes. Give me the biggest slice of bread you've got."
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Using his bread vision, the robot grants you with a whole loaf, which you stash away inside your suit.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: GuillotineClock on October 04, 2006, 02:22:55 PM
Ask the robot if he has any condoms
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 04, 2006, 02:27:13 PM
Ask the robot for a bread-knife too.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MarshmallowClock on October 04, 2006, 02:29:05 PM
Quote from: SchoefieldAsk the robot for a bread-knife too.
And some jam. Cherry, preferably.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 02:38:02 PM
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The robot zaps you a condom (suspiciously unwrapped), a bread knife and some jam. Then having exhausted himself overusing his zappy laser he has to power down to conserve battery power.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Loki Clock on October 04, 2006, 02:47:57 PM
Make like McGuyver and turn the barbie doll, string, and wiring in the floor into a rocket launcher.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 04, 2006, 02:49:30 PM
Stab the robot in the eye for being rude and not saying goodbye.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: KronosClock on October 04, 2006, 02:50:04 PM
Poor jam on the uncovered wires to power them down, then cut them with the knife. Put the condom on like a glove and mess with the wires until something happens.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: ChickenClock on October 04, 2006, 02:52:12 PM
Steal the robot's wallet and run off to the other room.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 04, 2006, 02:54:01 PM
Have a minor picknick to recover your strength.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Soup Clock on October 04, 2006, 03:02:23 PM
Spread the jam on the floor around you to slip anybody who will try to interfere with you cutting all the wires.  Then put on the condom and rape the robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MarshmallowClock on October 04, 2006, 03:10:38 PM
Use the knife to cut off your own foot. Who knows? It might come in handy.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 03:42:20 PM
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You stop for a brief picnic, gaining a +4 constitution boost.
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Using your condom as a glove to protect yourself from electrocution you slice through the wires.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: ChickenClock on October 04, 2006, 03:45:48 PM
Slice them some more.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SilverCherryClock on October 04, 2006, 03:46:35 PM
Use them to jump start the robot and ask him for more stuff
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Soup Clock on October 04, 2006, 04:07:28 PM
Charge your electrical powers from the wires and become Freemanchu.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 04:20:25 PM
The wires won't reach the robot, so you slice them again and take them with you.(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg109.imageshack.us%2Fimg109%2F5840%2Fa3xt4.jpg&hash=538bf4a487b2d47f16afb1287d060967790497af)
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 04:31:56 PM
For the sake of convenience, you are currently carrying:
a Barbie doll coated in iron
a piece of blue string
half a loaf of bread
a condom
a bread knife
an almost full jar of jam
a bundle of copper wire
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 04, 2006, 04:48:49 PM
Fill the condom with jam.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 04, 2006, 05:24:27 PM
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You fill the condom with jam to create a wacky lubricated jam bomb.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sergeant Major on October 04, 2006, 05:35:32 PM
Throw the bomb at the robot and use the parts that come out to make a personal EVA suit.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 04, 2006, 05:37:10 PM
Exit Stage Right.

Which is left. Go left.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BoulderClock on October 04, 2006, 05:38:09 PM
Use the copper wires and ball them up, stick them in your pants to look your biggest and best.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 04, 2006, 05:57:50 PM
You reach for your face paint and paint over the robots- robot eye so he can't see when he wakes back up. When this is accomplished move on to the left.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 05, 2006, 12:53:08 PM
You stuff your pants with the wires to make your penis look even huger than it already is.
You wipe some of the face paint onto your hand and smear it across the robot's eye because it'll be funny later.
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Unfortunately the wood that you prised up mysteriously vanished so you can't fashion it into a weapon.

You exit through the door to the left.

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You find yourself in another section of the corridor.
Against the wall is a fancy looking vending machine.
There's a lobster here.

There's an exit to your left from which you can hear talking. The exit to your right leads back to the room you came from.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 05, 2006, 12:57:26 PM
Take the lobster, then put it inside your jelly-condom bomb to make a jelly-condom-lobster bomb.

Using your fists of justice, punch right through the vending machine window and take a soda can. Open the can and use the soda to CLEAN THAT STUPID SHIT OFF YOUR FACE ALREADY.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 05, 2006, 12:58:26 PM
take all the snacks in the vending machine
play with the wires you already have to make the machine spit all the snacks or whack the glass with your iron-coated barbie doll
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: YoYoClock on October 05, 2006, 01:11:45 PM
This is really funny so far



talk to the lobster
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Soup Clock on October 05, 2006, 01:19:35 PM
Use the lobster's claw to pry open the vending machine and replace a bag of skittles with the condom jelly bomb so the next person who wants skittles gets a little surprise.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: OvenmittClock on October 05, 2006, 01:25:26 PM
beat the vending machine with the lobster untill it submitts
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 05, 2006, 02:44:11 PM
You try to pick up the lobster but it threatens you and you decide against it.
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You attempt to smash through the vending machine's glass with your fists of justice, but the machine employs a defense mechanism and sets your head on fire, before demanding that you insert exact change.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sword on October 05, 2006, 03:17:45 PM
Use the now flaming head to cook the lobster and eat the inners.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Loki Clock on October 05, 2006, 03:24:02 PM
...To increase constitution, of course.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 05, 2006, 04:10:25 PM
You took someone's suggestion to make a jelly filled condom bomb but you ignored my suggestion to make an electric metal barbie flail?  :mad:
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PossumClock on October 05, 2006, 04:15:37 PM
Quote from: Sword ClockUse the now flaming head to cook the lobster and eat the inners.
With a VCR
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 05, 2006, 04:18:01 PM
Unplug the vending machine and try punching through the glass again. Defense mechanisms usually require electricity to work.  Then, get some soda and use it to put out your head and clean off your face.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 05, 2006, 04:24:01 PM
Give the lobster some bread as a peace offering.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 05, 2006, 04:55:58 PM
Tip the vending machine onto the lobster, no one tells Morgan to fuck off. Afterwards profit on snacks and dead lobster.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 05, 2006, 04:57:43 PM
Quote from: MSPaintClockTip the vending machine onto the lobster, no one tells Morgan to fuck off. Afterwards profit on snacks and dead lobster.
While your head is still burning?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 05, 2006, 04:59:09 PM
Quote from: ForgemasterClockWhile your head is still burning?

You cannot kill Morgan Freeman.

Or persuade the lobster with your narrator voice that he needs to be eaten.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Porti Fatti on October 05, 2006, 05:24:35 PM
Use your jacket to put out the fire and wipe your face.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sergeant Major on October 05, 2006, 05:37:46 PM
Step on the lobster, mash it with your foot, and roast it over the flames.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 06, 2006, 08:32:32 AM
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You cook the lobster with your head flame but discover that he's some kind of mysterious alien lobster that you can't smash open, so you slip his fragrant corpse into your pocket.

You put out the fire with your asbesdos jacket but unfortunately it leaves the jacket slightly dirty and you can't wear it any more so you stash it somewhere upon your person.
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You unplug the vending machine but even without its defense system, the glass is still too mighty to break so you push it over.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 06, 2006, 08:47:50 AM
you use the lobsters' claws to cut open the wire panel then you play with the wires until something happens
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 06, 2006, 08:55:51 AM
Oh come on. If you can channel electricity through your body with no ill effects, surely you can punch through glass, no matter how "mighty" it is. Sigh...

Use Iron Barbie's hand as a screwdriver to open the back of the machine. Then get a soda and as many snacks as you can carry. Use the soda to clean your damn face off. Also, see if there's any money in the machine. If so, take it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 06, 2006, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: AlazarOh come on. If you can channel electricity through your body with no ill effects, surely you can punch through glass, no matter how "mighty" it is. Sigh...

Use Iron Barbie's hand as a screwdriver to open the back of the machine. Then get a soda and as many snacks as you can carry. Use the soda to clean your damn face off. Also, see if there's any money in the machine. If so, take it.

Morgan Freeman is immortal, not super-strong and the glass is made of super-diamond-crystal.


You use the rock hard crustacean as a makeshift screwdriver and undo the screws at the back of the vending machine.


Mysteriously there seems nothing inside! You can hear quiet "shooby dooby dim dam dom" noises coming from the hole.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 06, 2006, 09:31:06 AM
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You do a little dance.




"Whassa problem?" says the ghost of Ray Charles, popping out from the magic jazz crystal embedded in your heart.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 06, 2006, 09:53:57 AM
you tell him you need the snacks in that vending machine and if he can help you
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 06, 2006, 12:30:34 PM
You tell him there's a funky beat coming from the soda machine and you don't know what it is. Ask him to use his spectral powers to pass right through the solid exterior of the machine and check out what's going on inside. And ask him to grab you a soda while he's in there.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 06, 2006, 02:12:50 PM
Ask him for some Heroine.  You don't need it but it will make one hell of a weapon.  If he is reluctant tell him Jamie Fox did a horrible job portraying him.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sergeant Major on October 06, 2006, 04:58:20 PM
you tell ray to use his ultra super extra sensory perceptive abilities to uncover the lock code to the vending machine.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 06, 2006, 05:06:39 PM
Ignore Ray charles and tell him that he should kill himself.

Then remind him that he can't kill himself because he is already dead and he should feel bad.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PossumClock on October 06, 2006, 06:10:10 PM
tell him that Possum says hi
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 06, 2006, 07:40:01 PM
Ask him why that if Stevie Wonder is such a super rich musician why is he still blind?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 06, 2006, 07:51:43 PM
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The ghost of Ray Charles vanishes in a puff of jazz and the universe shudders slightly as if to indicate that your wishes have been granted.

Then a beatnik snake pops out from inside the vending machine and hisses that Ray told him to come out and to give you some heroine and a can of Pepsi Max and also to tell you that Stevie Wonder isn't blind, he sees with his gigantic pez-dispensing mouth.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 06, 2006, 07:57:43 PM
Ask the Beatnik snake where you are, and whether or not a tree falling in a forest makes a sound if no one is around to hear it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 06, 2006, 08:05:06 PM
Steal the snake's hat and wear it for yourself.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StoopidClock on October 06, 2006, 08:12:00 PM
tell the snake i said hi, then stop drop and roll
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 06, 2006, 08:15:57 PM
Make Beatnik Snake your new friend.

1. If accepted, move on to to the left.

2. If denied, kill snake, take his hat and put it on; and then wear snake as a tie.

3+4. If either of these happen go right instead of left to see if anything happened back at the robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 06, 2006, 10:07:43 PM
Equip snake.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 06, 2006, 10:21:51 PM
Use the Pepsi Max to rinse the paint off your face.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sergeant Major on October 06, 2006, 11:17:36 PM
Eat the snake msg3 style. You will gain ultra chicken-vision powers
Catfish not included.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 06, 2006, 11:21:43 PM
Ask how he can play the bongos or snap his fingers with no hands.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sergeant Major on October 06, 2006, 11:35:50 PM
Quote from: Carlin_ClockAsk how he can play the bongos or snap his fingers with no hands.
This too.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 07, 2006, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Carlin_ClockAsk how he can play the bongos or snap his fingers with no hands.

this
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 07, 2006, 09:23:36 AM
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You ask the beatnik snake where you are. He says "Hey man, where's anyone maaan? We're everywhere and nowhere man bop skooby dee doo dabba dee doo dah! There's a theme park in your head and one outside the outside too daddio snap snap!"

You ask it if a tree falling in a forest makes a sound if no one is around to hear it and he replies "Sure daddio, sure but it don't make no crackin' wood noises, cat! When no one's around a tree sings Django to his fallin' self! Know what I'm talkin' about man snap snap!

You ask the snake to be your friend. He says "Look man I ain't on this crazy ride for no friendship, know what I mean man! Specially with some drugged up cat with a banana face pace digga dogga dace chase the vase don't let it smash man, you dig daddio?

You ask the beatnik snake to be a sentry in exchange for some of your hair. The snake says "Hey man I'm stayin' here with or without your crazy locks but I ain't bein' no soldier, you take my cold shoulder, carry it like a boulder snap snap! I don't do favours for nobody ok man."

You ask how he can play the bongos or snap his fingers with no hands. He says "Listen cat, the snappin' ain't in the hands it's in the mind you dig daddio snap snap! And I got a nigger kid to play them bongos for me man doo bup beebee doo dabba da dow..."

You try to take the snakes hat but he bites your face with wicked snake speed and speedy beatnik wit.
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You use the Pepsi Max to wash your face. The paint cleans off but the Pepsi leaves your face sticky.
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The beatnik snake spies your newly cleansed face and exclaims "Damn cat! You that Morgan Freeman, He-man!"
He appologises for biting you and gives you his spare beret and sunglasses in exchange for your autograph.
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As you turn to leave he asks if he can help out in any other way before you go back to the right and then to the left some more.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 07, 2006, 09:40:02 AM
Tell him to use his small snake body to slither in the snack machine to get some snacks.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 07, 2006, 10:12:45 AM
The beatnik snake can't access the snacks from this side of the vending machine so he takes the form of your belt and tells you that he will use his slithery body to help you out whenever he can.
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You're looking pretty smooth now, Morgan.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 07, 2006, 10:26:07 AM
go left <-
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sergeant Major on October 07, 2006, 10:51:25 AM
Go left twice.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sinister Clock on October 07, 2006, 10:55:59 AM
go up ^
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 07, 2006, 11:26:09 AM
You go up.
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There is some gum stuck to the ceiling here.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sergeant Major on October 07, 2006, 11:28:55 AM
Take the gum and store it for later.
Edit: Actually, take the gum, go down, and using it's explosive properties, becuase it is supergum, put it on the glass on the vending machine and iignite it with your flaming jetpack feet.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sinister Clock on October 07, 2006, 11:34:34 AM
Chew gum.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 07, 2006, 11:38:32 AM
You put the gum on the vending machine plate to have it close-by.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 07, 2006, 11:46:21 AM
feed the snake the gum you found and see what happens
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 07, 2006, 12:05:34 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClocklace the gum with heroin
lace it with aids.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 07, 2006, 12:06:48 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockWhy would he have aids he has a condom
the heroin needle?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 07, 2006, 12:09:55 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockOh wait I misread it he got aids from the heroine, not heroin, see.
God. You make so much sense to me.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2006, 12:11:49 PM
Take a quick shit on the floor for laughs.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 07, 2006, 12:12:30 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockWait wait wait he didn't get aids from the heroine he has a CONDOM

PROPHYLACTICS PREVAIL
Condoms can rip!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 07, 2006, 02:27:36 PM
You can't get the gum off the ceiling so you chew it where it is.
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After a moment you find your teeth hitting something hard. Digging around in your mouth you find a 31/2 inch floppy disc labelled "Strip".

You inject the gum with the heroine needle you got from Ray Charles.
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It dries up and drops from the ceiling.
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Examining the syringe with your detail-o-vision, you realise that it's actually full of deadly space-AIDS serum. Good thing you didn't try to take any. You have enough of the serum left for one AIDS shot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2006, 02:30:31 PM
Go back down and head left.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 07, 2006, 02:35:42 PM
Use your detail-o-vision to see the floppy disc details.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 07, 2006, 02:40:08 PM
cream on it
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 07, 2006, 02:43:19 PM
Use metal plate to make a fabulous dress for your metal barbie
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sinister Clock on October 07, 2006, 02:45:16 PM
Shoe on head!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 07, 2006, 03:39:41 PM
You're not sure what to do right now.

Put your thinking cap on!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SilverCherryClock on October 07, 2006, 03:53:08 PM
Extract the serum you put in the gum so you'll have two AIDS shots
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 07, 2006, 08:20:20 PM
Go right and see if anything happened and stop making stupid suggestion guys. (ie. Shut up DrClock)
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 07, 2006, 08:21:28 PM
Detail-o-vision doesn't work on electronics.
The floppy disc isn't delicious enough to eat.

You return to the ground and exit through the door the left.
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You find yourself in a new room.
Against the wall is a chunky computer terminal.
On the other side of the room is a small table with a box sitting on it. There's a quiet pulsating hum coming from inside the box.
Freddie Mercury is here.
Bjork is here.
There is a sliding glass door leading to a brightly lit room to your left. The door to your right leads back to the room you came from.

Quote from: MSPaintClockGo right and see if anything happened and stop making stupid suggestion guys. (ie. Shut up DrClock)

You posted slightly too late or that would have happened! You can always go back later ok.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 07, 2006, 08:24:14 PM
Sic Beatnik Snake on Bjork and Freddie Mercury, the contents of the box are the snakes' and yours. Also, Bjork might be part robot when she's dead place dis/ck into her mouth.

QuoteYou posted slightly too late or that would have happened! You can always go back later ok.

Lol it's cool, I just came back and this is more interesting.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Porti Fatti on October 07, 2006, 08:26:05 PM
Ask Freddie Mercury why he's alive.
Check the box.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 07, 2006, 08:40:31 PM
I'm going to bed now ok but I thought I'd post an inventory list because I forgot to before.

YOU ARE CARRYING IN YOUR BIG STRONG ARMS:
1 Barbie doll, metal coated
1 piece of string, blue
1 half of a bread loaf
1 jam bomb, lubricated
1 bread knife
1 bundle of wire, copper (in pants)
1 lobster, cooked
1 jacket, white, dirtied
1 metal plate (in hand)
1 syringe of space AIDS, half full
1 Pepsi can, empty
1 beret (on head)
1 pair sunglasses (on face)
1 beatnik snake (around waist)
1 floppy disc, 3 1/2 inch, labelled "Strip"
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 08, 2006, 01:39:49 AM
Do a 180 along the W-axis.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Galaxy Clock on October 08, 2006, 02:26:52 AM
Throw the metal plate like a boomarang to cut off Freddie and Bjork's heads then put the floppy disk into the computer terminal.  
2nd option: throw the jam bomb at Freddie and Bjork to get them stuck together then while they are distracted give them each half a dose of space AIDS.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 08, 2006, 03:04:23 AM
Ensue in a massive rave party with Mercury and Bjork.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: percussivepenguin on October 08, 2006, 03:17:28 AM
stab freddy mercury in the eye with aids, blinding him, then rip off his mustache and strange bjork with the beatnik snake. everyone knows bjork is a robot so see what happens when you insert the floppy disk into her anus.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 08, 2006, 06:54:53 AM
Ask Freddy Mercury if he wants your "heroin".
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 08, 2006, 07:23:03 AM
Undo all attempts to kill/maim Freddie and Bjork

Propose marriage to Bjork, if she declines propose to Freddie
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 09:27:20 AM
You guys are weirdos. Why do you assume that anyone you encounter is dangerous and should be destroyed? Do a little investigation before you go trying to kill everything - Morgan Freeman isn't a violent guy.


You throw the metal plate like a boomerang but Bjork eats it
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and then goes back to watching the box intently.
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You propose to Bjork
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but she ignores you.
So you propose to Freddie Mercury instead.
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He ignores you too.

Their attention seems to be entirely focused on the box.
The humming of the box is starting to make your brain feel numb...
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: KronosClock on October 08, 2006, 09:28:54 AM
Snatch the box.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 08, 2006, 09:33:22 AM
Insert chip into computer...or the box.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 09:35:23 AM
You move to snatch the box when a sharp pain slices through your awesome brain.
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YOU MAY NOT SNATCH BOX
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 08, 2006, 09:39:26 AM
Give Freddie the metal barbie to play with, see if it snaps his attention off the box.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 09:47:27 AM
You decide to move away from the box as it seems to be effecting your mind.
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You insert the disc into the computer terminal.
The monitor lights up and text begins to rush down the screen.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 08, 2006, 09:52:02 AM
Move Bjork and Freddie Mercury away from the box, the box must be evil, and then ask what the password is.


You may accomplish removing bjork and freddie mercury from the box by attaching the string to mecha-barbie for a grappling hook, swing it to grab the chair, flip the chair over on Bjork and Freddie mercury and drag them over to you.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 08, 2006, 09:55:18 AM
Tell computer you are Morgan Freeman and that you don't need a password.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 08, 2006, 10:07:07 AM
Perhaps the snake knows the password or can give advice!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Kombucha on October 08, 2006, 10:09:01 AM
Throw something at the box.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 10:09:28 AM
You try to move them but the box interferes.
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YOU MAY NOT RELOCATE FREDDIE MERCURY AND BJORK
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 08, 2006, 10:11:39 AM
Pat your abnormally large crotch to catch Freddie's attention.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: KronosClock on October 08, 2006, 10:20:33 AM
Hey Robot Stephanie clear your private messages please :3
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 08, 2006, 10:29:28 AM
type their names as the password. then try to move them
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 08, 2006, 10:30:32 AM
I agree with CG ans Strange. Ask Beatnik Snake for help.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 08, 2006, 10:32:08 AM
Quote from: PentagramclockI agree with CG ans Strange. Ask Beatnik Snake for help.
.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 10:36:17 AM
You consult the beatnik snake about the password.
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He says "Hey cat, we all know the pass inside daddio! Just dive in, man, it's a sea of opportunity unity dig dag doonity. You either right or wrong, man, there ain't nothin' to fear about it."

You ask him to go and investigate the box.
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Unfortunately the box's powers also work on reptiles and your beatnik snake friend ends up in a trance along with Bjork and Freddie.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 08, 2006, 10:38:45 AM
Call steve irwin's ghost to get your reptilian friend back.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 10:38:57 AM
Quote from: HueyFreeclockHey Robot Stephanie clear your private messages please :3

P.S. I did this.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 08, 2006, 10:41:23 AM
Type random letters and numbers and see what happens.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 08, 2006, 10:46:10 AM
Go back to the right and consult the now blind robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 08, 2006, 10:47:24 AM
get the heroin enjected gum and stuff it in bjorks mouth
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 10:56:40 AM
You jazzily drum in a bunch of random letters and numbers and press enter.
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The computer ejects your disc but continues to whirr out text.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 08, 2006, 11:00:53 AM
Press 1.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 08, 2006, 11:01:08 AM
Type in "2 box"
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 08, 2006, 11:01:24 AM
Use the search function and type password to see if they carelessly left it in some file or something.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 08, 2006, 11:06:45 AM
Press 2 and look up Morgan Freeman.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 08, 2006, 11:10:10 AM
Type 1 and see if you find yours,Freddy's,or Bjork's account
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 11:19:34 AM
You'll have to use your imagination and pretend that these were entered at different times with stuff in between ok.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg413.imageshack.us%2Fimg413%2F6011%2F1dc0.jpg&hash=a1b8e8c09c81b28d554471c419548a94597ec2fb)


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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 08, 2006, 11:23:54 AM
Check Freddie and Bjork's pockets for ID cards.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 08, 2006, 11:24:26 AM
in the search for 'box' select option 3, 'mysterious trance box'
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 08, 2006, 11:26:14 AM
Passwo the mythical jazz beast seems interesting...
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 08, 2006, 11:32:02 AM
try connecting Björk and Freddie to the VR
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Applecore on October 08, 2006, 11:33:09 AM
Check the inside pocket of your dirty white jackect you carlessly forgot about - see if it contains your user ID card.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: ChickenClock on October 08, 2006, 11:58:31 AM
Use the computer to surf around on clockcrew.net a little.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 08, 2006, 12:00:10 PM
Examine the french phrase,it could be evil.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 12:46:51 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg74.imageshack.us%2Fimg74%2F5062%2F6st6.jpg&hash=a796547d0f31b5252bb73d2a70840057a9e39133)


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You go to check Bjork and Freddie Mercury's pockets but they are both wearing clothes that don't have any.
You pull out a couple of wires from your pants and link Bjork and Freddie to the computer terminal.
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Then you return to the computer and try to enter VR again.
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You hope that Bjork and Freddie Mercury are having fun in Virtual Realito(TM)

You don't have anything in your jacket pockets.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 08, 2006, 12:49:54 PM
Head left.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 08, 2006, 12:51:36 PM
Watch Freddie and Björk having fun.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: peyoteclock on October 08, 2006, 12:56:04 PM
plug either one of freddy or bjork's wires into your own head so you can rock out in virtual realito on their account.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 01:14:51 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockJesus is nice









Try it again

That's dumb.


You don't want to risk scrambling Bjork or Freddie's brain by taking out their wires so you pull out another one from your pants and hook yourself up to the computer.

Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: ChickenClock on October 08, 2006, 01:16:24 PM
Enter: LeekClock.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: YoYoClock on October 08, 2006, 01:17:18 PM
type ""
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 08, 2006, 01:19:24 PM
Quote from: YoYoClocktype ""
Agreed!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 01:28:05 PM
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 08, 2006, 01:46:10 PM
Press 1, you want to meet the ladies.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: ChickenClock on October 08, 2006, 01:47:12 PM
Get really bored with the computer and decide to draw some stuff on the screen.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 08, 2006, 01:53:27 PM
type 4,do it doggystyle
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 02:40:54 PM
You get bored and draw stuff on the screen.
Then you press 1.
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You black out for a few seconds.

Some text appears, floating in space.
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Your vision flashes white a couple of times and tacky midi track begins to loop inside your head.

Suddenly you can see again!

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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 08, 2006, 02:53:49 PM
say "hi2u2"
then "where am i?"
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 08, 2006, 02:58:10 PM
Reply, "hi2u2, sinc win did box git in VR???"
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 08, 2006, 02:58:54 PM
attempt to approach the box.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 08, 2006, 03:00:18 PM
Be surprised that Beatnik Snake hasn't been in the story for 1 page and still in reality!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 04:08:59 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg246.imageshack.us%2Fimg246%2F3446%2F2pi4.jpg&hash=8f159dc8cb943a42c7193a72754f3cc2ec530ede)

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg158.imageshack.us%2Fimg158%2F280%2F3mr1.jpg&hash=6c2088fd4b0d61c3a8be8714d3ffea65ee486ec3)

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg242.imageshack.us%2Fimg242%2F2958%2F4ao0.jpg&hash=2cc3d7a2f203f75c76c782da2fe9f939c2574ef0)

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Come on guys you've got to be polite to girls on the internet!!!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 08, 2006, 04:17:07 PM
Kill the Box! >:(
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SilverCherryClock on October 08, 2006, 04:24:56 PM
Axe -> Box
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Kombucha on October 08, 2006, 04:26:27 PM
Eat the box thinking it might allow you to control the minds of celebrities and reptiles.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 04:30:57 PM
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 08, 2006, 04:35:59 PM
Slam the axe into moustachesr1337
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 08, 2006, 04:38:51 PM
D0 as Freddie says and smash the wall.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 08, 2006, 04:49:03 PM
Quote from: PentagramclockD0 as Freddie says and smash the wall.
But with your head, it looks like it'd do more damage.
Also, why do none of them have hands? This isn't homestarrunner.com.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 05:06:30 PM
Quote from: Carlin_ClockBut with your head, it looks like it'd do more damage.
Also, why do none of them have hands? This isn't homestarrunner.com.

Because Virtual Realito(TM) is the cheapest virtual reality program on the market ok.


You hack the wall.

A mysterious door appears.

You take a deep breath to steady your nerves (this is just for show as Morgan Freeman doesn't actually get nervous) and then step through.


You find yourself in a strange open space. Peculiar rectangular objects float through the air above you.
Looking down you notice that your left hand has transformed into some kind of pointy arrow device.
You suddenly become aware of your adept abilities to open, examine and rename things.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Kombucha on October 08, 2006, 05:08:25 PM
Click on box.exe.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SilverCherryClock on October 08, 2006, 05:09:23 PM
Destroy Box.exe
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 08, 2006, 05:09:57 PM
Open Internet Explorer, go on Clockcrew.net, and post in the morgan quest 64 thread.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 08, 2006, 05:16:31 PM
Question where your hat and sunglasses went.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 08, 2006, 05:17:00 PM
Quote from: RadioTubeClockthis

edit: 7 day waiting period for the lose
Morgan freeman is not bound to the rules of the clock crew.


Also, HueyFreeClock is now MorganFreeClock. He already has an account :p
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 05:18:31 PM
You can't access internet explorer from here.
You don't have deleting capabilities so you check the properties of box.exe.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg404.imageshack.us%2Fimg404%2F2865%2F13dn0.jpg&hash=85e72baad4b518f63398418ed3f1363e1b259ea0)
It's in the folder R:/Richard's Stuff/IMPORTANT/, along with fabulousporn.exe and beat.dsc
R:/Richard's Stuff/IMPORTANT/box.exe is currently being accessed by the user "Mike The Box"
Its description reads "Trance-pulse wavelength. Do not move or rename."

Quote from: SchoefieldQuestion where your hat and sunglasses went.

DIGITAL ASTRAL PROJECTIONS DON'T WEAR ACCESSORIES.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Kombucha on October 08, 2006, 05:19:25 PM
Change the wallpaper to this:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg244.imageshack.us%2Fimg244%2F4575%2Fmorganquest64zs7.jpg&hash=be530071a1d90c8a8f0a6c69d0d30c8388e4e306)
Edit: Or this. (http://wallpapers.diq.ru/wallpapers/72/Morgan_Freeman.jpg)
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 08, 2006, 05:22:34 PM
Switch the filename of box.exe to gayporn.exe and gayporn.exe to box.exe
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 08, 2006, 05:24:08 PM
What do you mean you can't acess internet explorer from here, it's right there on the desktop.  :mad:
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 08, 2006, 05:26:45 PM
rename box.exe to gayporn.exe and vice versa.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 05:28:48 PM
Quote from: ForgemasterClockWhat do you mean you can't acess internet explorer from here, it's right there on the desktop.  :mad:

Does it look like Morgan Freeman is right there on the desktop? He's clearly in some folder or something that's several hundred miles closer to the imaginary camera than the desktop duh.

You change the wallpaper somehow.



You switch the names on the two files.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 08, 2006, 05:30:59 PM
Look at the properties of Beat.dsc
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 08, 2006, 05:31:15 PM
e-hide behind beat.dsc and wait for Mike or Richard to show up, then shank him with your arrow-hand.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 08, 2006, 05:57:02 PM
You check the properties of beat.dsc
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beat.dsc is a coded 3 1/2 inch floppy disc.
It's not currently being used by anybody.
It's description reads "A good thorough beating".
You can't access its contents as it's password protected, but you can eject it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 08, 2006, 06:05:52 PM
Eject it so you can pick it up later.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 09, 2006, 02:06:30 AM
Eject beat,enter strip,check properties.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 09, 2006, 02:54:34 AM
play world of warcraft
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 09, 2006, 03:40:23 AM
now open box.exe to perhaps embarass Richard into showing himself.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 09, 2006, 07:42:00 AM
(Hi guys, I'm back from my trip... Heyyyy... I recognize that background!  :)  Awesomeness.)

Use your +4 Axe of Haxx to infuse the photoshopped Quest 64 Morgan Freeman with a self-aware, computerized consciousness, name him Morgan.exe, and upload him to the internet. Your digital doppelganger will be your constant companion and assistant with your dealings in cyberspace; because, after all, you won't always be able to go into the computer yourself. It'll be like Megaman Battle Network, but instead of Megaman it'll be Morgan Freeman with a neat little mage's outfit and a magical staff.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 09, 2006, 08:02:33 AM
Quote from: Alazar(Hi guys, I'm back from my trip... Heyyyy... I recognize that background!  :)  Awesomeness.)

Use your +4 Axe of Haxx to infuse the photoshopped Quest 64 Morgan Freeman with a self-aware, computerized consciousness, name him Morgan.exe, and upload him to the internet. Your digital doppelganger will be your constant companion and assistant with your dealings in cyberspace; because, after all, you won't always be able to go into the computer yourself. It'll be like Megaman Battle Network, but instead of Megaman it'll be Morgan Freeman with a neat little mage's outfit and a magical staff.
Exactly.
This is like one of the best ideas in this topic.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 09, 2006, 08:04:35 AM
Quote from: Ike-MikeExactly.
This is like one of the best ideas in this topic.
Your signature is wrong. It's 'stopped playing', not started.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 09, 2006, 08:13:28 AM
Thanks. ;)
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 09, 2006, 08:38:45 AM
Quote from: Ike-MikeExactly.
This is like one of the best ideas in this topic.

Heheh, thanks. Come to think of it, you could have an entirely new forum game based on this idea alone. Maybe it could be this thread's sequel.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: YoYoClock on October 09, 2006, 02:20:51 PM
bump

don't let this die
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 09, 2006, 03:12:08 PM
You eject beat.dsc and hope that Bjork doesn't eat it before you can return to the real world and collect it.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg163.imageshack.us%2Fimg163%2F7334%2F1cs1.jpg&hash=caea3757d3a36bd4b7002813a80592bf00293d27)
You use your +4 axe to hack into the system and make a digital duplicate of yourself.
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Then you pointy high five your duplicate because it's cool.
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Back in the real world you insert the "strip" disc into the computer.
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You check its properties.
strip.dsc is a coded 3 1/2 inch floppy disc.
It's not currently being used by anybody.
It's description reads "party time!!".
The code that you can see appears to be almost exactly the same as beat.dsc.
You can't access its contents as it's password protected, but you can eject it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 09, 2006, 03:17:00 PM
type into the password field:
"party hard"
and see what happens
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: YoYoClock on October 09, 2006, 03:19:20 PM
assming that box.exe is what the box was running, and gayporn was renamed box.exe and vice versa, i would return through the hackdoor in the previous cyber room and see how you can interact with the box again
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 09, 2006, 03:35:57 PM
Hahaha, great. Except I wanted the digital Morgan to be dressed like the one in the photoshopped Quest 64 box art, and have a magic staff too. Also remove the Quest 64 Morgan from the background, but leave the rest of the background there. Pretty much what I'm saying is, make it look like Quest 64 Morgan came to life and hopped out of the background image. Because that's what happened.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 09, 2006, 03:38:55 PM
Quote from: Inquisitorwell it's not about you, is it

I guess not. But it would look neater that way, wouldn't it?

Of course, if he doesn't want to bother with it, I could try making it myself...

What do you think, Robot Stephanie? Should I make it, or would it be okay if you did? You'd probably do a better job, after all.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 09, 2006, 03:42:22 PM
You type "party hard" in as the password.
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The password is accepted but all that's on the disc is a bunch of code that you can't understand.
The only standard text is the title: "AI override 1 - 'strip'"

You sheath your hacking axe and return to the Virtual Realito room.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg232.imageshack.us%2Fimg232%2F9171%2F6uh0.jpg&hash=730afad065913096856f0cf2434897187c846625)
The box appears to be experiencing the effects of your tampering.


Quote from: AlazarI guess not. But it would look neater that way, wouldn't it?

Of course, if he doesn't want to bother with it, I could try making it myself...

What do you think, Robot Stephanie? Should I make it, or would it be okay if you did? You'd probably do a better job, after all.

I'm afraid it's impossible to hack a picture to have AI mister!! That's standard computer science that is and I intend to stick to the facts oh yes oh yes and also all that stuff you said will take too long and that will slow the pace of the quest.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 09, 2006, 03:45:00 PM
Go back into the real world and see if Freddie, Bjork, and Beatnik Snake are back to normal.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 09, 2006, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: Robot StephanieI'm afraid it's impossible to hack a picture to have AI mister!! That's standard computer science that is and I intend to stick to the facts oh yes oh yes and also all that stuff you said will take too long and that will slow the pace of the quest.

Oh. Okay then. I guess that means I have to draw it myself.

And it's not really the picture that has AI, it's just that the AI is visually represented by the picture and... oh forget it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 09, 2006, 03:57:05 PM
Quote from: AlazarOh. Okay then. I guess that means I have to draw it myself.

And it's not really the picture that has AI, it's just that the AI is visually represented by the picture and... oh forget it.

Well maybe later you can hack it some more ok.


You exit Virtual Realito and return to the real world.

Bjork is looking around and humming quietly to herself.
Freddie Mercury is studying the floor around his feet as he is a fan of linolium.
The box appears to have died.
The beatnik snake has rewound himself around your waist.
You collect the unused wires and stick them back in your pants.


Quote from: PentagramclockGo back into the real world and see if Freddie, Bjork, and Beatnik Snake are back to normal.
I like your avatar.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 09, 2006, 03:59:07 PM
Attack the box with your axe.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 09, 2006, 03:59:45 PM
Try to chat with the box.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 09, 2006, 04:00:16 PM
Bid them a good day and head left.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 09, 2006, 04:00:25 PM
Ask them if they know where you are and what they are doing there.


Quote from:  Robot StephanieI like your avatar.
Sorry, that picture just cracked me up.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2006, 04:00:30 PM
Ask Bjork and Freddie what happened and how they got here.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 09, 2006, 04:02:59 PM
Ask Bjork what happened to her arms, which appear to be missing.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 09, 2006, 04:22:15 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg104.imageshack.us%2Fimg104%2F8746%2F2ai2.jpg&hash=8b055a787fd542071ccc7cc60b7f7154deb762cf)
You try to strike up a conversation with the box but it's either dead or incapable of speaking outside of Virtual Realito(TM).

You turn your attention to Bjork and Freddie Mercury instead.
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You ask them if they know where you are and what they are doing there.
Freddie Mercury says "I came to open a new theme park and just as I was about to cut the ribbon I blacked out and woke up here. I think we're in outer space!"
Bjork says "I am a big fan of triangles."
You ask Bjork where her arms are. She laughs and explains that they're behind her back because she's playing blind rock, paper, scissors against herself. Then she waves them around just to prove that they exist.
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You bid them good day.
Bjork puts her shoe on her head.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: YoYoClock on October 09, 2006, 04:24:59 PM
as you appeared to have accomplished nothing in all the time you spent in this room and virtual realito (TM), walk left into the glowing light you mentioned pages ago
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 09, 2006, 04:30:15 PM
Ask them if they have any items you could use to escape.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on October 09, 2006, 04:30:26 PM
press select
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 09, 2006, 04:34:15 PM
Now that the box is no longer preventing you from touching it, take it and put it in your inventory...wherever the heck that is.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 09, 2006, 04:38:10 PM
Count the stars outside the window.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 09, 2006, 05:05:18 PM
Quote from: YoYoClockas you appeared to have accomplished nothing in all the time you spent in this room and virtual realito (TM), walk left into the glowing light you mentioned pages ago

Hey it's not my fault if you guys don't explore all the possibilities of stuff!

Quote from: BlackmagicAsk them if they have any items you could use to escape.

Aha. See, Blackmagic has the investigative know-how to help Mr. Morgan Freeman out.

You pick up the box. It's heavy and rattles when you shake it as if there's something inside, but you can't find any way of opening it.

You ask Bjork and Freddie Mercury if they have anything useful they could give you.
Freddie gives you a length of rope, a small but heavy bag of sand, a torch (flashlight for you wacky americans) and a bucket.
Bjork gives you an electric kettle, a bottle of vinegar and a false moustache.

You thank them and head to the next room.

This new room is larger than any that you've been in so far.
A huge door labelled "DOCKING STATION" covers most of the main wall.
It is guarded by a large, burly robot.


Inventory:
1 Barbie doll, metal coated
1 piece of string, blue
1 half of a bread loaf
1 jam bomb, lubricated
1 bread knife
1 bundle of wire, copper (in pants)
1 lobster, cooked
1 jacket, white, dirtied
1 syringe of space AIDS, half full
1 Pepsi can, empty
1 beret (on head)
1 pair sunglasses (on face)
1 beatnik snake (around waist)
1 floppy disc, 3 1/2 inch, labelled "Strip"
1 floppy disc, 3 1/2 inch, labelle "Beat"
1 mysterious trance box, dead
1 length rope, aprox. 8 feet
1 sand bag
1 torch
1 bucket, aluminium
1 kettle, electric
1 bottle vinegar, full
1 false moutache, comical
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: YoYoClock on October 09, 2006, 05:08:15 PM
approache the robot

regardless of what happens, insert strip.dsc into the slot on his chest
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 09, 2006, 05:09:11 PM
tell him who you are, if he continues to be a bully go "lean on me" on his ass.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 09, 2006, 05:35:15 PM
On closer inspection, the "button" beside the door is actually a flat, illuminated panel that you can't find any way to opperate.
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You put on the false moustache and approach the robot.
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"Hi there, I'm Morgan Freeman," you tell him.
"I AM AWARE OF THAT" replies the robot "BUT I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO NOT THINK THAT MORGAN FREEMAN IS ALL THAT COOL. YOU HAVE AN AWESOME MOUSTACHE."

You subtly try to slip the disc labelled "Strip" into the robot's slot thingy.
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"HEY STOP THAT!" says the robot, moving his head-claw infront of the slot "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU PERVERT."
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 09, 2006, 05:37:14 PM
Remind him of how cool your mustache is, then seduce him into relaxing with your narrator voice. Then casually slip it in when he isnt expecting it.


The disk, obviously.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 09, 2006, 05:43:52 PM
Quote from: ForgemasterClockRemind him of how cool your mustache is, then seduce him into relaxing with your narrator voice. Then casually slip it in when he isnt expecting it.


The disk, obviously.

Hahahaha, that was great.

Put in the disk that you saved Morgan.exe on, so he can disable the robot from the inside.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sergeant Major on October 09, 2006, 05:43:57 PM
Take a shit on the robot's head.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 09, 2006, 05:47:07 PM
What is that thing to the far left?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sergeant Major on October 09, 2006, 05:47:32 PM
Quote from: Inquisitoroffer the robot the metal barbie doll
Seduce the robot with the metal barbie doll, then stick the disk in.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sword on October 09, 2006, 05:48:26 PM
Use the jam bomb and throw it at his face to blind him, then insert disk.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 09, 2006, 05:56:40 PM
Put the moustache on the metal barbie and give it to the robot in order to distratct him from your pervertness.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 09, 2006, 06:23:08 PM
Give it the metal coated Barbie in an attempt to distract the robot as it will feel its a special Barbie just for robots.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 09, 2006, 06:24:13 PM
Use the batteries from the kettle and the wires to short circut the robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 09, 2006, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Inquisitordistract it with the blue string
Distract it with a moustched metal barbie.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 09, 2006, 06:32:37 PM
Quote from: Inquisitorfaggot
A moustached metal barbie on a blue string?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 09, 2006, 06:39:20 PM
God damnit, can we stop?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 09, 2006, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: SensuGod damnit, can we stop?
You first.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 09, 2006, 06:50:44 PM
Quote from: BlackmagicYou first.
Don't you realize how jealous I am of that heart infront of your name?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 09, 2006, 07:02:58 PM
Take the 'W' from the wire and use the ire to fill you with rage, put the 'W' in the AIDS to give the robot WAIDS.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 09, 2006, 07:40:48 PM
Quote from: AlazarHahahaha, that was great.
Put in the disk that you saved Morgan.exe on, so he can disable the robot from the inside.

You never saved Morgan.exe onto anything, it's still on the computer in the other room.
Quote from: PentagramclockWhat is that thing to the far left?
That's a smaller door with a sliding front. I forgot to mention thatttt.

You guys are getting way ahead of yourselves. Save your big elaborate distractions for when you actually know what you're doing. You would all be shitty detectives.

I'll carry this on tomorrow, I'm going to bed in a minute.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 09, 2006, 07:46:58 PM
Okay. Go back to the computer and save Morgan.exe to the disk for later. Then go back to the room with the robot that zapped you bread.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 09, 2006, 07:47:38 PM
Quote from: Robot StephanieYou never saved Morgan.exe onto anything, it's still on the computer in the other room.

Oh. Well then, go into the other room, put morgan.exe on one of the floppy discs, then come back to the robot and put the floppy disc in so Morgan.exe can work his magic.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 09, 2006, 07:55:39 PM
See what's through the smaller door.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 09, 2006, 08:12:27 PM
Use your gravity gun on the robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sandiskman on October 09, 2006, 09:39:17 PM
Offer the robot the moustache in exchange for letting you buy.  If he refuses, splash the vinegar on him.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 10, 2006, 02:01:07 AM
pour vinegar into his disc slot!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 10, 2006, 07:26:38 AM
Try to open the smaller door with your knife and if you succeed flash with your torch into the room.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: percussivepenguin on October 10, 2006, 11:28:40 AM
tell beatnik snake to go through and see if the robot lets him pass.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 10, 2006, 12:39:31 PM
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You offer the robot your moustache in exchange for entry. He accepts the moustache but still won't let you through because he's a dick. You have to say he's looking pretty rad now though.

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You splash him with vinegar to get your own back.
"AAH!" he says "JUST A MOMENT."
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His front slides open to reveal a heap of disks inside his torso. He fishes out a disk labelled "outrage" and inserts it into his chest slot.
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"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING NOW I SMELL LIKE COCKING CHIPS YOU SHITTING FUCK ARSE." he says, then he ejects the disk and returns it to his torso cupboard.

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You sing "My First, My Last, My Everything".
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"THAT'S VERY NICE." says the robot "BUT I'VE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO BE UNWOOABLE."

You can't find a way to open the smaller door so you try to prise it open with your breadknife.
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"NICE TRY MORGAN." says the robot "BUT ONLY I CAN OPERATE THESE DOORS. THEY'RE ELECTRONIC AND STUFF."
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 10, 2006, 12:42:35 PM
Go back to the other room and save Morgan.exe to one of the floppy discs you have. Then come back and insert the disc into his chest slot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 10, 2006, 12:43:13 PM
Switch the labels on the "beat" and "strip" discs, and if that's possible, offer the robot the disc now labelled "beat".
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 10, 2006, 12:44:24 PM
Head right and ask assistance of Freddie Mercury and Bjork.

Or try to use the jam bomb to  summon Pearl Jam.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sword on October 10, 2006, 12:46:40 PM
Ask the robot a really complex question that might overload his robot brain.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 10, 2006, 01:02:12 PM
Quote from: Sword ClockAsk the robot a really complex question that might overload his robot brain.
a paradox
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 10, 2006, 02:17:42 PM
You craftily switch the labels on the two disks, initiating some kind of awesome close up first persion viewpoint.
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You hand the newly labelled disk to the robot.
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"WHAT'S THIS." he says, taking it "BEAT EH. YES I THINK YOU COULD DO WITH A GOOD THOROUGH BEATING HA HA."
He inserts it into his disk slot.
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"NOW PREPARE TO FACE MY MOST DEADLY FORM!"
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He begins to transform(ers: robot in disguise)!
"HA HA HA" he laughs.
There are mechanical whirrs and clicks as he reassembles and then-
KABLAMMO!
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"WHAT!!" says the robot as he tears off his shirt "NO! CAN'T... STOP... GIRATING HIPS!"
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"YOU TRICKED ME! Hey there buddy want a lap dance? DAMN YOU MORGAN FREEMAN!
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The robot is more or less imobilised.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2006, 02:19:27 PM
Take his tie for if you need a disguise or choking stuff.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 10, 2006, 02:28:20 PM
I don't like holding grudges. Stuff a dollar in his g-string.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 10, 2006, 02:30:36 PM
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You take the robot's oversized tie.

You don't have any money yet but you make a mental note to stuff a dollar in his G-string as soon as you find some.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 10, 2006, 02:31:55 PM
Ask him to rub his chest on the door on the left,it might open it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 10, 2006, 02:33:33 PM
Take the Robots moustache.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 10, 2006, 02:54:38 PM
Ask him to open both doors. If he doesn't then tell him you've also got a gayporn disk. That ought to convince him.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 10, 2006, 04:38:14 PM
Get Morgon.exe from the computer, put it on the disk, and insert yourself into the robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 10, 2006, 04:53:16 PM
Ask the robot for a lapdance, then, if he says yes, get the beatnik snake to short-circuit the electronic door while the robot's occupied. If he says no, then get the snake to tap "DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!" in Morse code on the wall in the previous room. While the robot runs to see what's going on, grab the lobster and slice the door open with its awesome space-lobster claws. If it has a shield, Tell it to turn off the shield with Narrator Voice #1. If the robot doesn't heed the snake's warning, trade the Metal Barbie for access to the next room.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 10, 2006, 08:05:16 PM
Get the robot to let you in either of the rooms now.


Bump.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 11, 2006, 11:00:38 AM
Quote from: ShrunkenHeadInAJarClockAsk the robot for a lapdance, then, if he says yes, get the beatnik snake to short-circuit the electronic door while the robot's occupied. If he says no, then get the snake to tap "DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!" in Morse code on the wall in the previous room. While the robot runs to see what's going on, grab the lobster and slice the door open with its awesome space-lobster claws. If it has a shield, Tell it to turn off the shield with Narrator Voice #1. If the robot doesn't heed the snake's warning, trade the Metal Barbie for access to the next room.

I'm glad you sent me a private message to tell me to read this post or I would have missed out on all the laffs ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥

Also the robot is imobilised, not at your command so telling him to do stuff isn't going to get you anywhere aaaand you don't have a blank disk to save morgan.exe onto so that plan is a failure too. I'll get on doing this stuff visually in a while ok.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Pube OReilly on October 11, 2006, 02:17:02 PM
Sit underneath the button and ask for a lap dance, so that while gyrating at you he might interact with the button
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 11, 2006, 02:21:57 PM
Steal the Bot's disks.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 11, 2006, 02:29:00 PM
Why are you lot trying to command the robot?  He said it was immobilised, not under Morgan's control.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 11, 2006, 04:30:18 PM
Are there other exits than those 2 doors?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: THE HELVETICA SCENARIO on October 11, 2006, 04:52:13 PM
Tie one end of the rope to the robot and take the other end of the rope into the next room.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 11, 2006, 07:29:50 PM
wait for robot to be off work and repeatedly ask it out
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 12, 2006, 02:10:00 PM
Quote from: Ike-MikeAre there other exits than those 2 doors?

Yeah, you can go back into the room to the right or through a small wooden door to the left.

You take the robot's moustache. Fortunately he has another one underneath so it doesn't ruin his image.

You tell him to open the doors and some other stuff. He says "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN BE A WHORE RIGHT NOW"
You ask him when he's off work. He replies "NEVER slip me fifty bucks and we'll talk about it hun ; ) THANKS TO YOU"


You try to get at his disk collection but you can't find a way to open up his torso cupboard. None of that was inuendo ok.

You walk over to the door panel switch thing and call him for a lapdance.

There's no chair in the room so he performs a standing one.

During the dance some part of his body comes in contact with the panel and the door slides open. The robot returns to swinging his shirt around his head and cursing you.

What a smart plan.

For some reason you tie a rope around the robot's body and take it into the other room.

Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2006, 02:18:17 PM
Ask Bjork why she in't as white as she used to be.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 12, 2006, 02:23:20 PM
you tie the rope around anything heavy in the room
then you'll have an anchor once you go in uhm...space?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 12, 2006, 02:50:50 PM
Quote from: Worcestershire SauceAsk Bjork why she in't as white as she used to be.


She totally is.


You tie the rope to Bjork because she looks quite heavy.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 12, 2006, 02:51:29 PM
Tie up Bjork and Freddie.
Head through wooden door.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Craisin on October 12, 2006, 03:01:26 PM
Push Bjork over and hit her with the stool.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 12, 2006, 03:09:20 PM
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You rope up Freddie's feet for fun.

Then you head two rooms across through the wee wooden door.
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It's right proper dark in here.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Craisin on October 12, 2006, 03:10:59 PM
Fap in the dark.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 12, 2006, 03:54:28 PM
you light your torch with the electric kettle
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 12, 2006, 04:52:28 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockThat's not very nice. She may not be as young as she used to be but she's doing allright!

No no see she's heavy because she's made out of incredibly dense moon clay.

You turn on your torch hoping to illuminate the room but it's not very powerful because Freddie bought it back in the 80s and also because I wanted to do one of these cliched adventure game torch puzzle things.

You can make out what looks like an eye on a string and the edge of a grave stone.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 12, 2006, 04:54:42 PM
Pan flashlight towards the right.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Folder on October 12, 2006, 04:55:30 PM
Take off sunglasses
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 12, 2006, 05:02:44 PM
You shine your crappy torch to the right.
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You take off the sunglasses but it doesn't make a difference as your eyes are so awesome that they don't effect you (but not so awesome that they can see in a dark room).
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: YoYoClock on October 12, 2006, 05:03:44 PM
walk over to the "string with an eyeball on it" and pull on it, as I am assuming that it is a light switch
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 12, 2006, 05:08:59 PM
Do the commands marked above and be careful not to disturb the thing marked fragile.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Folder on October 12, 2006, 05:44:38 PM
disregard above command
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 12, 2006, 06:01:36 PM
Yoyo has obviously been practicing examining stuff in the dark to be able to identify stuff that smartly.

You go and pull on the eye string and the light goes on and stuff, revealing that everything has been drawn in a slightly larger brush than it should have been.
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Aided by the lightbulb's lighting powers you take that there crowbar looking thing.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 12, 2006, 06:05:22 PM
Ask the snake what time it is.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 12, 2006, 06:11:14 PM
Quote from: RadioTubeClockexamine the (machine?) on the left to figure out what it is

It looks to me like a vacuum cleaner...it even says "suck" on the side.

Of course, it also looks like the lower leg of some manner of robot.

Anyways, carefully pry open the box that says "fragile" on it. Hopefully there's another robot leg inside, that way you can put your legs inboth of them and be a cool 9 foot tall cyborg dude.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 12, 2006, 06:32:32 PM
Drop the crowbar before you get sued by Valve.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 12, 2006, 06:46:40 PM
You smash and prise everything that you can find but unfortunately on your crowbarring spree you accidentally smash whatever was in the box marked fragile. You also reveal a stick of dynamite and a small lock box thing.
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You examine the "MACHINE" and conclude that it's some kind of giant space hoover (vacuum cleaner for americans but hoover is a funnier word so I plan to continue using it).
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You ask the beatnik snake what time it is.
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He says "jazzzz tiiime maaan".

P.S. I forgot to mention earlier that there are exits to the left and the right.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Crown on October 12, 2006, 06:50:40 PM
Search the box.
Keep the dynamite.
Put your jacket on the hoover and trick  Bjork and Freddy into thinking its a ghost.
EDIT: Or go up.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 12, 2006, 06:50:52 PM
Use the explosives to open the box.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 12, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
Quote from: LampClockUse the explosives to open the box.
That'd probably destroy it. Instead, do the prying open with the crowbar, if that doesn't work, try using the beatnik snake's fangs as a pick-lock.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 12, 2006, 07:22:39 PM
Quote from: Carlin_ClockThat'd probably destroy it. Instead, do the prying open with the crowbar, if that doesn't work, try using the beatnik snake's fangs as a pick-lock.
Maybe you could break it up into smaller bits?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 12, 2006, 07:24:44 PM
Get bjork to hold onto the thing with her teeth and throw the robot out a window or something.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BobbyClock on October 12, 2006, 07:26:04 PM
Wonder where the light is coming from, having smashed the bulb in this room.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 12, 2006, 07:34:03 PM
Get a rogue to open the box for you.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: MSPaintClock on October 12, 2006, 07:35:36 PM
slam the snake on the ground and kill it with your foot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Moose Clock on October 12, 2006, 07:36:02 PM
~God Mode Enable
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 12, 2006, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: SchoefieldWonder where the light is coming from, having smashed the bulb in this room.
Stop revealing plot holes!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 13, 2006, 08:12:54 AM
Quote from: SchoefieldWonder where the light is coming from, having smashed the bulb in this room.


That bulb was never on, the light is coming out of a secret light somewhere else ok.





You take the dynamite.



The crowbar is too thick to prise open the lockbox so you do it using the metal coated Barbie. Unfortunately you snap your Barbie doll in the process.

There's some kind of shiny crystal inside.


You take some of the fragile thing pieces; they seem to be fragments of china.



You put your jacket on the hoover and take it in the other room to scare Freddie and Bjork.

Freddie looks worried but Bjork doesn't seem very impressed.

Also your jacket got a lot bigger when you put it on the hoover because it's magic.


Inventory:
1 piece of string, blue
1 half of a bread loaf
1 jam bomb, lubricated
1 bread knife
1 bundle of wire, copper (in pants)
1 lobster, cooked
1 syringe of space AIDS, half full
1 Pepsi can, empty
1 beret (on head)
1 pair sunglasses
1 beatnik snake (around waist)
1 floppy disc, 3 1/2 inch, labelled "Strip" (but containing beat.dsc)
1 mysterious trance box, dead
1 length rope, aprox. 8 feet
1 sand bag
1 torch
1 bucket, aluminium
1 kettle, electric
1 bottle vinegar, half full
1 false moutache, comical
1 stick dynamite
1 pair Barbie legs, metal coated (torso was discarded!!)
1 shiny crystal
1 handful shattered china

I'm not very good at stopping the inventory from getting huge.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 13, 2006, 08:20:03 AM
NOOOO!!! You killed Metal Barbie! You bastard!

Oh well. Go back into the room and check out of the "fragile" box. It looked like removing the bits of broken stuff revealed a small brown object of some sort.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 13, 2006, 08:39:19 AM
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Ah, memories...

There are exits to the left and the right.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 13, 2006, 08:43:35 AM
Go right, since you haven't been in there yet.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 13, 2006, 08:59:16 AM
You go right.
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It seems that the ship or whatever it is that your in is some kind of wacky ring or something.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 13, 2006, 09:06:57 AM
Cool! A donut shaped spaceship! Weeee!

Anyhoo, get that little brown thing from inside the box of broken china.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 13, 2006, 09:07:52 AM
Go through the smaller door, if you can.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 13, 2006, 09:23:06 AM
Also may I mention that when the door here opened here (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg105.imageshack.us%2Fimg105%2F2290%2F5xy7.jpg&hash=1241fcac9255b377636e51437d577b4938ddf36c)  that is another room in there, not just a window onto space. I think there might have been a misunderstanding due to my lazy drawing.

I'll get on doing this other stuff later because now I have to go and do things.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 13, 2006, 09:51:32 AM
Could you draw up a simple map of your locations?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 13, 2006, 12:06:22 PM
A map wouldn't be that hard to make on your own. Heck, I'll make one right now.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 13, 2006, 12:13:32 PM
Combine some items so you're not stuck with a full inventory when fighting someone against your own will.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 13, 2006, 12:18:45 PM
Wonder why the rope has mysteriously dissappeared from the stripping robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 13, 2006, 12:23:08 PM
Quote from: SobeClockWonder why the rope has mysteriously dissappeared from the stripping robot.

That last picture there is just a flashback; he's reminding us there's another room back there, not just a window.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: koalaclock on October 13, 2006, 12:32:51 PM
Quite unrelated, but I have a proposition for you there :O

Last year I was working on a Wade point and click game, but I did'nt get far... However, I developed this great engine. If I put the finishing touches to it, would you be interested in a point and click Morgans Quest? Heres the engine:

http://www.mrsimon.co.uk/view/flash/wadeangry4.21

The huge limitation is that once you start talking, you cant make choices, be it through dialogue (What to say) or actions (Look, pick up, lick, etc). However, it supports animated cut-scenes, full screen images to display when nesesary, music and sound effect handling system, perspective, etc. PM me if you're interested.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: YoYoClock on October 13, 2006, 12:40:38 PM
Quote from: KoalaClockQuite unrelated, but I have a proposition for you there :O

Last year I was working on a Wade point and click game, but I did'nt get far... However, I developed this great engine. If I put the finishing touches to it, would you be interested in a point and click Morgans Quest? Heres the engine:

http://www.mrsimon.co.uk/view/flash/wadeangry4.21

The huge limitation is that once you start talking, you cant make choices, be it through dialogue (What to say) or actions (Look, pick up, lick, etc). However, it supports animated cut-scenes, full screen images to display when nesesary, music and sound effect handling system, perspective, etc. PM me if you're interested.

you mean you arent finishing WADEANGRY?

I'm sad =(
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 13, 2006, 12:46:21 PM
Quote from: KoalaClockIf I put the finishing touches to it, would you be interested in a point and click Morgans Quest?
This would be the coolest thing ever.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Pube OReilly on October 13, 2006, 12:51:25 PM
Quote from: SobeClockWonder why the rope has mysteriously dissappeared from the stripping robot.
He removed it in a slow seductive fashion
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 13, 2006, 12:53:13 PM
You're abandoning WAIDAGNRY? ='(
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 13, 2006, 01:06:12 PM
Quote from: Robot StephanieI'm glad you sent me a private message to tell me to read this post or I would have missed out on all the laffs ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥

Also the robot is imobilised, not at your command so telling him to do stuff isn't going to get you anywhere aaaand you don't have a blank disk to save morgan.exe onto so that plan is a failure too. I'll get on doing this stuff visually in a while ok.

No problemo. It's what I'm here for.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 13, 2006, 01:09:38 PM
Alright Crustclock, here's a simple map for you.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg103.imageshack.us%2Fimg103%2F6983%2Fmorganmapjc3.gif&hash=c6756857e36585190a6164ac17e2795ef0a48211)

This probably isn't to scale, but at least it's a map.

So far, the rooms have been viewed from the perspective of someone in the middle of the ship looking outward, if that helps to clarify things.

Oh yeah, and KoalaClock? That is a MARVELOUS idea. I was thinking of doing the same thing, but I'm a bit lacking in flash skill in that area...You, however, could probably make it amazing. I say, go ahead and do it!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: koalaclock on October 13, 2006, 04:32:52 PM
Quote from: YoYoClockyou mean you arent finishing WADEANGRY?

I'm sad =(
I am.... just I'm busy right now...... and this choice system is a bit of a bitch. But enough about that.

Sleep in the cardboard box, and regain health and MP. Possible level up and new skills in the process?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: koalaclock on October 13, 2006, 05:13:52 PM
Quote from: Alazar
This probably isn't to scale, but at least it's a map.

Using the power of 3d rendering, I've created this crude visualisation of the ship.



HOWEVER, I have a theory... What if the door in the holding bay is an elivator? Then, we have a whole world of oppurtunities!

Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 13, 2006, 05:17:14 PM
Woah. Neato.

I am visualizing BananaBeard3-D
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 13, 2006, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: KoalaClockUsing the power of 3d rendering, I've created this crude visualisation of the ship.



HOWEVER, I have a theory... What if the door in the holding bay is an elivator? Then, we have a whole world of oppurtunities!


Oh even if it's not an elevator there's going to be a whole universe of oppurtunities opening up soon oh yes. Also you guys got it basically right but there needs to be some kind of tube extending from the docking bay access room in which the docking bay can be situated and stuff, so the space station thing will look like some kind of donut with a leg.

Also I would definitely be interested in doing a Morgan Quest point and click game. I was going to see if I could find anyone who would be able to code one once the forum version was finished. Do you suppose it would have the same setting and stuff or would it be some kind of awesome sequel set in medievil times or the future or something?

Also I'll get on continuing the adventure for a while now ok!!!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 13, 2006, 06:05:05 PM
So, yeah. Check out the docking bay.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 13, 2006, 06:08:22 PM
Here's my rendition:
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 13, 2006, 06:56:21 PM
You pull out the mysterious brown shape from the shattered pieces of the fragile thing.
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It seems to be some kind of strange terra-cotta figurine.
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You head through into the docking bay.
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This room is just one huge shitty drawing.
A poorly drawn space ship hangs from the ceiling.
To the right is a large opening onto space, covered by a sliding glass window.
On the other side of the bay sits a large, battered tool box.
The door to the left leads back to the room with that fabulous robot and stuff.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 13, 2006, 06:57:37 PM
Stick your head in the engine and look around.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: HoochClock on October 13, 2006, 06:58:53 PM
JUMP IN THE SHIP AND SET PHASERS TO KICK-ASS.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 13, 2006, 06:59:08 PM
Open the toolbox. Then peer into the infinity that is space.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 13, 2006, 07:09:40 PM
You have a look in the tool box.
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It seems that it's very old and most of the tools have rusted so much that they would be useless. However you manage to salvage a magnetic screwdriver, a couple of screws and a rusty chisel.

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You try to jump up and take a look at the engines but you can't get high enough to reach them. Superjumping is obviously not one of your powers.

You stare into space.
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It's right proper big like.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 13, 2006, 07:13:34 PM
attatch bjork and freddie to the ship by the rope, For fun.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 13, 2006, 07:49:03 PM
Wonder where the ropes that were holding the ship went, then wonder how the ship is floating.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 13, 2006, 07:52:23 PM
Bring everything in the whole space station with you into the space ship.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 14, 2006, 02:26:37 AM
Say 'Ce n' est pas sword',it might open the ship.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: l1fty on October 14, 2006, 05:56:50 AM
tell your beatnik snake to attach to the rope, aprox. 8 feet. throw the rope with the snake on the ship to let him bite in it. climb up and examine if there is a way to get into the ship. also try "open the doors hal"
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 14, 2006, 06:20:17 AM
Shut up l1fty, you've never even seen 2001: ASO
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 08:18:20 AM
Quote from: SobeClockWonder where the ropes that were holding the ship went, then wonder how the ship is floating.

I am wondering that. They're there in the fla but not the jpg, that's really weird.

Ok they're back have fun with them.


You tie the rope to the beatnik snake and throw him like a jazzy grappling hook.

He bites onto the tail thing of the ship with his big unlocked jaw.

Despite his protests you climb the rope and snake to the roof of the ship.

Fortunately you can make yourself completely weightless when necessary so the snake doesn't get all stretched out like a rubber bitch.

You try saying "n'est pas sword" and "open the doors Hal" and stuff but it doesn't work. It seems this is one of those old fashioned space ships that needs a key to open it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: l1fty on October 14, 2006, 08:26:35 AM
Try to get the trance box to live again. When you do this, put on your comical moustache so he doesn't recognize you and try to find out if he knows of any keys!!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 12:01:29 PM
You don't have any idea how to fix the trance box so you throw it at the wall because that's how they fixed stuff back in your day.
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I think you broke it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 14, 2006, 12:05:20 PM
Go take a look to see what was inside.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: l1fty on October 14, 2006, 12:08:08 PM
Check if the toolbox has anything that could be used in opening the space ship like a key or anything you can open doors with really.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Shatter Glass on October 14, 2006, 12:13:36 PM
Climb back down the snake and see what's in the box
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 12:29:52 PM
You climb back down the snake-on-a-rope and peer into the mashed up box.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg174.imageshack.us%2Fimg174%2F9845%2F16hs3.jpg&hash=fcf5f72f7acda300c033b03b45fcbc57729882b1)

There's some very convinicingly technological looking stuff inside.
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You've already taken the screwdriver and chisel from the toolbox, everything else had rusted beyond recognition.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Shatter Glass on October 14, 2006, 12:33:19 PM
Go retreive your beatnic grappling hook
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 14, 2006, 12:35:22 PM
Forget the box, use your diamond to cut into one of the ship's circular windows and climb in.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Poltergeist on October 14, 2006, 12:38:49 PM
electrocute yourself into death, then as a ghost go into the ship and bring yourself back the the magic the diamond apparantly had.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist Clockelectrocute yourself into death, then as a ghost go into the ship and bring yourself back the the magic the diamond apparantly had.

1. The first thing we established in this thread was that you can't kill Morgan Freeman (and electrocution was the specific example used)
2. Most of that sentence didn't make any sense.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 14, 2006, 01:08:13 PM
Use the terracotta doll to open an ancient lock to a room somewhere in the ship which has the key in it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 01:24:09 PM
You guys are so single minded jeeeeeez.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Poltergeist on October 14, 2006, 01:30:35 PM
Seeing as he can't be killed, he can simply head butt the ship unitll there is a big enough hole to climb in through.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 01:43:25 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist ClockSeeing as he can't be killed, he can simply head butt the ship unitll there is a big enough hole to climb in through.

Immortal doesn't mean super strong, we established that earlier too. Why do you guys even think that everything will be solved by getting inside the ship? Work with what you've got.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: l1fty on October 14, 2006, 01:49:19 PM
seeing morgan's immortal just walk out into space and fly to earth
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 02:11:31 PM
Try as you might you can't get this door open.
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"I TOLD YOU hot stuff" says the robot "ONLY I CAN OPEN THAT DOOR."
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 14, 2006, 02:15:17 PM
Rip off the robot's head and try to use it to open the door.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 02:25:15 PM
You ask the robot what's behind the door.
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He replies "SUITS hun."
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 14, 2006, 02:29:38 PM
What kind of suits?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Shatter Glass on October 14, 2006, 02:31:39 PM
Go back to the box and grab the tab with the +symbol on it with one hand and the - to the other so you can regain your electro afro powers. ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 02:39:45 PM
You ask the robot what kind of suits and he says "ONES THAT AREN'T FOR YOU I'm so fucking hot right now"

You tell him that you'll over-ride his stripper program if he'll open the door for you. He agrees and opens the disk cupboard in his stomach.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg414.imageshack.us%2Fimg414%2F2631%2F20fu3.jpg&hash=a9e110a33a15b678f6a22a9949bc1d4e2e3e4cc3)
"FIND THE RESET DISK sweetums" he says.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 14, 2006, 03:01:12 PM
Use your detail-o-vision to search for reset.dsc
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Shatter Glass on October 14, 2006, 03:04:03 PM
Read all the lables incase there is a disk that would be more useful.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 14, 2006, 03:05:14 PM
Take all the disks and add put them in your pants to make your crotch even larger.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 03:34:28 PM
Quote from: CamoClockUse your detail-o-vision to search for reset.dsc
You can't tell Morgan when to use his detail-o-vision you dirty slut.


Despite the robot's protests you pilfer all of his disks. You could fit them in your pants but decide not to as they are made of italian suede and may get stretched.

Your disk collection now contains (disks shown by label name):
Reboot
Strip (containing beat.dsc)
Buddy
Outrage
Shop
Weep
Medical
King
two blank disks
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PaperClipClock on October 14, 2006, 03:52:51 PM
Go back into VR and bend the hax axe around so it touches itself (in a non-sexual way) and turn it into an .exe. Load it into one of the blank discs.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 14, 2006, 03:57:53 PM
Quote from: disregard this.Put in the buddy disk, and seeing as that should make him act like your buddy, ask him nicely to open the door for you.
Or, use one of the blank disks, finally copy morgan.exe and upload him into the robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Galaxy Clock on October 14, 2006, 04:17:11 PM
put the BUDDY disk into the robot's chest because it might make him your friend because that's what the label has led me to believe.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 14, 2006, 04:18:53 PM
Quote from: Galaxyput the BUDDY disk into the robot's chest because it might make him your friend because that's what the label has led me to believe.
A lil' late der, dontcha think?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 14, 2006, 04:20:15 PM
Write "Bon Jovi" on one of the blank ones and insert it into the robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 14, 2006, 04:22:34 PM
Quote from: VikingWrite "Bon Jovi" on one of the blank ones and insert it into the robot.
FLOPPY DISKS DON'T WORK THAT WAY >:U
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Paper Clip ClockGo back into VR and bend the hax axe around so it touches itself (in a non-sexual way) and turn it into an .exe. Load it into one of the blank discs.
Whaaaat?


You go to the computer and save morgan.exe to a blank disk.



You return to the robot and insert the disk into his slot but you can't help but feel a little creeped out while doing so.

"AHA!" says the robot "NOW I'LL GET Y- OH NO WHAT'S THIS!"
His disk drive starts whirring loudly.
"AAH DAMN YOU FOR A THIRD TIME, MORGAN FREEMAN!"

ok now you're controlling the robot mentally or something.


Quote from: Carlin_ClockFLOPPY DISKS DON'T WORK THAT WAY >:U
I wish they did, that would be cool.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 14, 2006, 05:32:48 PM
Make the robot open the space ship.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 14, 2006, 05:49:07 PM
Transform into tank mode.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: peyoteclock on October 14, 2006, 06:01:06 PM
make the robot give you a piggyback ride to the escape pods.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 06:30:09 PM
You're in control of the robot, you can't tell it to do anything or do anything to it without losing control of it. It's like Abes Odyssey.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 14, 2006, 06:33:39 PM
Use MorganBot to open the smaller door, then go inside.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 14, 2006, 06:34:32 PM
What the fuck?  I demand tank mode!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Folder on October 14, 2006, 06:44:15 PM
Get Morgan 2.0 to suck of Morgan
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 14, 2006, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: CorpsegrinderClockYou were able to high five morgan.exe though....


alas such a joyous union is never destined again


I weep for the world, where two morgans cannot express their love
Corpsegrinder, you may have saved the world from such a grievous fate by posting this. By pointing out the fact that you were able to high-five Morgan.exe, you've shown that Morgan.exe isn't just a computer program under your control, he's an independent digital entity. Also, he's more than just a clone, he's an exact copy of Morgan Freeman, complete with Morgan's memories, behaviors, and all other things that make a person unique...except that he's no longer unique, because there are now two Morgan Freemans: A physical one and a computerized one. As Morgan.exe goes through life, however, he will experience new things which Morgan Freeman does not, leading him to develop his own distinct personality and identity which is similar but not identical to Morgan Freeman's.

Anyways, in simple non-metaphysical terms, Morgan.exe isn't just some remote-controlled computer program, he's an actual person, albeit a cyberspace-dwelling one. So you should be able to just ask him to do stuff and he will oblige, as long as Morgan Freeman is the kind of person who, upon discovering he was a clone, acknowledged the original's authority over the copy.

LOGIC/CRITICAL REASONING/PSYCHOLOGY FTW

So anyway, ask Morganbot to open the smaller door so Morgan Freeman can check out what's inside.

Quote from: FolderClockGet Morgan 2.0 to suck of Morgan

No.  :mad:
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 07:00:45 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockYou were able to high five morgan.exe though....


alas such a joyous union is never destined again


I weep for the world, where two morgans cannot express their love

Well see that's because you were in the computer with him momentarily before getting kicked off due to there being too much Morgan in one place. The morgan.exe file is just a digital connection between you and the digital world like see. It's very technical.


You (in robot format) palm the door panel and the door slides open.

There appear to be some fancy looking space suits inside.

You try to go into tank mode but the closest you can manage is small cleaning droid mode.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 14, 2006, 07:05:02 PM
Blah blah Morgan.exe is an individual blah blah...oops.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Folder on October 14, 2006, 07:08:17 PM
go into space
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: AlazarArgh wait no hold on

Yeah see here's Morgan and Morgan.exe (on the right) high fiving eachother.

And here's Morgan.exe on his own after Morgan's original virtual realito projection thing was booted off.

After that the real Morgan controled Morgan.exe in the normal way you use a computer like. That's why he could put new disks in and stuff.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 14, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
Ahem...
Quote from: Robot StephanieYou use your +4 axe to hack into the system and make a digital duplicate of yourself.
Quote from: Robot Stephanie... no, wait, Robot Stephanie never posted thisYou use your +4 axe to hack into the system and make a program which serves as a conduit through which you can access cyberspace.
Morgan.exe is the master of his own destiny! He is no mere puppet! Please just acknowledge this fact!

Please! Do it for the children! :(
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 07:18:49 PM
Quote from: AlazarAhem...

Morgan.exe is the master of his own destiny! He is no mere puppet! Please just acknowledge this fact!

Please! Do it for the children! :(

Ok well he can do what he likes but right now you're controlling him because he's liable to run off and do something not useful otherwise.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 14, 2006, 07:23:41 PM
Quote from: Robot StephanieOk well he can do what he likes but right now you're controlling him because he's liable to run off and do something not useful otherwise.
HOORAY!   :D

Wait, why would he run off and do something not useful? I guess Morgan Freeman isn't the kind of person who would respect the original person he was cloned from, then.

"Clone! Fetch me my slippers!"
"If I was the original and you were the clone, would YOU fetch MY slippers?"
"Well, no..."
"Well then, neither will I!"

Oh well. He just wants to be free to choose his own fate, that's all! It's what every person wants...well, most people, anyway.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 14, 2006, 07:38:37 PM
Quote from: AlazarHOORAY!   :D

Wait, why would he run off and do something not useful? I guess Morgan Freeman isn't the kind of person who would respect the original person he was cloned from, then.

"Clone! Fetch me my slippers!"
"If I was the original and you were the clone, would YOU fetch MY slippers?"
"Well, no..."
"Well then, neither will I!"

Oh well. He just wants to be free to choose his own fate, that's all! It's what every person wants...well, most people, anyway.

Well he's either a digital duplicate that acts as Morgan's link to the digital world or a unique Morgan based AI creature who can do what he likes, in which case he isn't exactly like Morgan and also probably will want to go off and experience all the things that Morgan has done because he's jealous.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 14, 2006, 07:51:47 PM
Go back to the old robot in the second room you go into, see if it has the key to the shuttle.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 14, 2006, 08:27:22 PM
Clean room
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 14, 2006, 09:17:32 PM
Quote from: Robot StephanieWell he's either a digital duplicate that acts as Morgan's link to the digital world or a unique Morgan based AI creature who can do what he likes, in which case he isn't exactly like Morgan and also probably will want to go off and experience all the things that Morgan has done because he's jealous.
Well, if he's really a duplicate of Morgan in the AI creature sense, wouldn't that mean he would have all of Morgan's memories and behavioral characteristics? There's not really anything else you can copy; since digital beings have no real body, an AI duplicate of someone would simply be an AI creature who behaves like the person. So Morgan.exe has already experienced (or remembers the experiences of) what Morgan Freeman did. As he experiences more things which the real Morgan Freeman does not(for example, turning into a cleaning droid), he will slowly develop a personality of his own, which is much like Morgan Freeman's but not exactly identical.

So I see no reason why he would be jealous, or why he would want to go off. Yes, he can still do what he likes, but he will do what Morgan Freeman  likes, because, technically, he is Morgan Freeman.

Oh yeah, and have Morgan Freeman put on the space suit.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Folder on October 14, 2006, 09:20:41 PM
Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the Revolver
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 14, 2006, 09:21:59 PM
Quote from: FolderClockProfessor Plum in the Conservatory with the Revolver
No.
Just no.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sonne on October 14, 2006, 10:54:46 PM
Dont worry, the A-Team will come and rescue you, assuming i haven't killed them all by now  :cool:
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 14, 2006, 10:55:23 PM
Quote from: SonneDont worry, the A-Team will come and rescue you, assuming i haven't killed them all by now  :cool:
Even more no.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 14, 2006, 10:56:50 PM
Quote from: SonneDont worry, the A-Team will come and rescue you, assuming i haven't killed them all by now  :cool:
The A-Team is un-killable.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 14, 2006, 11:08:21 PM
Quote from: SonneDont worry, the A-Team will come and rescue you, assuming i haven't killed them all by now  :cool:
Your sig is really fucking enormous.

Oh, and give your shoes an extra dazzling shine with the cleaning robot.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: percussivepenguin on October 15, 2006, 02:09:43 AM
clean the spacesuits and then take them, also clean you (so you look extra shiney), and clean everything you own.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 15, 2006, 02:12:18 AM
Put on the space suit and show your small cleaning droid to Freddy and Bjork.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 15, 2006, 08:02:02 AM
Quote from: AlazarWell, if he's really a duplicate of Morgan in the AI creature sense, wouldn't that mean he would have all of Morgan's memories and behavioral characteristics? There's not really anything else you can copy; since digital beings have no real body, an AI duplicate of someone would simply be an AI creature who behaves like the person. So Morgan.exe has already experienced (or remembers the experiences of) what Morgan Freeman did. As he experiences more things which the real Morgan Freeman does not(for example, turning into a cleaning droid), he will slowly develop a personality of his own, which is much like Morgan Freeman's but not exactly identical.

So I see no reason why he would be jealous, or why he would want to go off. Yes, he can still do what he likes, but he will do what Morgan Freeman  likes, because, technically, he is Morgan Freeman.

Oh yeah, and have Morgan Freeman put on the space suit.

Morgan.exe doesn't have Morgan's memories, computers don't work like that in space ok.


You (in robot form) quickly clean the room and yourself (in non-robot form).


The room is very clean now. Look at all the lazy sparkle things if you don't believe me.

You can't clean the suits because they are not against the floor or a wall. They're too flappy for you to climb on and stuff.

You revert to classic Morgan Freeman and put on one of the space suits.

You keep the helmet in your inventory (wherever that is) for now because you don't need to wear it yet.
There are three space suits left.
While you're putting on the suit, Robo-Morgan sees an oppurtunity to escape and runs (as best he can with hoovers for legs) off into the docking bay.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 15, 2006, 08:24:25 AM
Follow the droid.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 15, 2006, 08:37:07 AM
Go see what the Crude Robot is doing. Put on the helmet just in case he's angry at Morgan for blinding him; that way he won't recognize you. If he's angry at you, pretend you're not Morgan.
Quote from: Robot StephanieMorgan.exe doesn't have Morgan's memories, computers don't work like that in space ok.
Oh, I see. Computers don't work like that in space. That makes perfect sense. Wait, no, it doesn't. But I guess that doesn't really matter as long as he has free will.
But even without Morgan's memories, Morgan.exe  still at least has Morgan's basic personality and behaviors, right?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 15, 2006, 09:20:28 AM
Quote from: AlazarGo see what the Crude Robot is doing. Put on the helmet just in case he's angry at Morgan for blinding him; that way he won't recognize you. If he's angry at you, pretend you're not Morgan.
Oh, I see. Computers don't work like that in space. That makes perfect sense. Wait, no, it doesn't. But I guess that doesn't really matter as long as he has free will.
But even without Morgan's memories, Morgan.exe  still at least has Morgan's basic personality and behaviors, right?

Yes, but he wants to get out there and live and stuff. Also he's a robot now so that's making him more impulsive because that's what happens.


You follow Robo-Morgan into the docking bay but he's nowhere to be seen!

You decide that he must have found a small exit or something and escaped to somewhere.

You head to the crude robot's room instead.

It seems that the robot has recovered its battery power as it is quietly mumbling "oh woe is me!" to itself.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 15, 2006, 10:00:32 AM
Checl the toolbox,Robo-Morg might be in there.

Also,admire your smiley logo on your suit :3
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sinister Clock on October 15, 2006, 10:46:03 AM
Ask it to open the ship doors in the launch bay place.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 15, 2006, 11:21:29 AM
Give the 2 space suits to Freddie and Bjork.  But cut the crotch out of freddie's suit.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 15, 2006, 12:36:08 PM
You ask the robot to open the ship doors.
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It replies "Oh cruel fate! Stricken blind in my robotic youth! Oh me oh my! Even if I had my vision I wouldn't be able to open the doors. You need the key. The last person to have the key was Captain Coolbus who died of space AIDS shortly after returning from a space mission! Oh how I wish I could die! My robo-life is futile now that I cannae see! How will I ever paint my masterpiece now!"

You go and check the toolbox.
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Robo-Morgan isn't inside but he has definitely been here. Some of the rust has been cleaned off of the tools. You manage to salvage some old pliers and a spanner.

You go and give two of the three suits to Freddie and Bjork.
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Now you're like space buddies.

You admire your smiley logo. Upon closer inspection it turns out that it's actually a badge pinned onto the suit. When you touch it the words "Happy Birthday to the best captain in the world!" light up.
You decide to keep wearing it because it's awesome but make a note that it is technically a useable item.


P.S. For those of you wondering, you picked up the opened trance box after examining it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Crown on October 15, 2006, 12:56:48 PM
Take your jacket back, then tell Freddie and Bjork that if they help you find a way in the ship, they can come.

If they find a way in it, leave them there.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 15, 2006, 12:59:33 PM
Since your spacesuit apparently belonged to the late Captain Coolbus, look through your pockets for the key to the spaceship.

Also, speaking of space AIDS, do another little dance and summon the ghost of Ray Charles again, then ask him why he gave you a needle full of space AIDS instead of heroin. What the hell is he trying to do, kill you?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 15, 2006, 01:04:23 PM
Take out the pin, it can be useful.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Shatter Glass on October 15, 2006, 01:08:43 PM
Put your shades back on!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 15, 2006, 01:49:57 PM
You tell the robot that you'll help it get its vision back if it zaps you something to pick the ship's lock.
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He replies "Oh cruel fate! Oh twisted irony! Surely the only thing that could recover my vision would be something zapped by me and yet without my vision I can't zap you a thing!"

The space suit's pockets are a gosh darn goldmine of fun items.
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You find the captain's keys, his driver's license, a forty-five franc note (they exist in space) and 53p in loose change.

The pin is a part of the badge, you can't remove it.

You put your shades back on because they're cool.
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Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sinister Clock on October 15, 2006, 01:50:06 PM
Rummage through your pockets then rummage through Freddie's pockets.
EDIT: Just rummage through Freddie's pockets for fun then pick him and Bjork up, unlock the space ship with the keys, put them in the space ship and go in yourself, lock the doors, put on your seatbelt, check the mirrors and fly to Earth.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 15, 2006, 02:01:53 PM
Quote from: Finsterer TaktgeberRummage through your pockets then rummage through Freddie's pockets.
EDIT: Just rummage through Freddie's pockets for fun then pick him and Bjork up, unlock the space ship with the keys, put them in the space ship and go in yourself, lock the doors, put on your seatbelt, check the mirrors and fly to Earth.

Woah settle down there buddy, one thing at a time!!!!!


You take your jacket and return the hoover to the storage cupboard it came from.


Then you casually rummage through Freddie's pockets when he's looking the other way.

He has a single key, identical to the one you found in your pocket. It's labelled "ignition 2".
He also has a packet of juicy fruit gum.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sinister Clock on October 15, 2006, 02:08:32 PM
Take everthing in his pocket and shave his mustache with your teeth and take the hair.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 15, 2006, 02:21:51 PM
Take Björk's shoe,what are we,YTMND?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Shatter Glass on October 15, 2006, 07:58:17 PM
Go back into the docking bay and try to figure out where the key is used on the ship. It you can't figure it out on your own go back to the blind droid and offer to return his sight in exchange for the information.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 15, 2006, 08:38:07 PM
Set phasers to pwn.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 15, 2006, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockI like space bjork I think she's nice I thought that it was important that you know this


Also go to the hangar and see if the little key thing will unlock the ship.

Space Bjork is pretty cool.

I'm going to bed now.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: PentagramClock on October 15, 2006, 08:41:21 PM
Who's driver's license is it?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 15, 2006, 08:43:38 PM
Quote from: PentagramclockWho's driver's license is it?

Captain Coolbus'.


Now I really am going to bedffffd.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: SensuClock on October 15, 2006, 08:46:06 PM
Whos bed is it?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 15, 2006, 08:47:40 PM
Quote from: SensuWhos bed is it?
Munglai's, you dope.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on October 16, 2006, 11:00:08 AM
Go to the spaceship and liek taek off or sumting and kill all the space pirates on your way to earth.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 16, 2006, 12:45:11 PM
You take Bjork's shoe.
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Then you put the sunglasses on her.
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You go to the docking bay and zap the spaceship with the little beepy thing on the key chain.
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A little rope ladder falls from it
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and you go inside oh yes.

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You find yourself in a control room with barely any correct perspective at all.
The four number plaques on the wall seem to refer to four ignition slots across the control panel.
The screens and stuff are lit up, but aren't showing anything at the moment.
There are two fancy sliding doors in this room; one leading back out to the docking bay and one to the left leading to somewhere mysterious.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 16, 2006, 12:46:45 PM
Head to the mysterious room.
While you're at it,put Freddie's ignition key in slot 2.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 16, 2006, 12:48:31 PM
Turn on the radio on the green LCD screen
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sinister Clock on October 16, 2006, 01:45:33 PM
Throw the shoe at a random control panel to enable auto Bjork and Freddie retrieval mechanism.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2006, 01:48:37 PM
Use some kind of godly powers like in Bruce Almighty.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Pube OReilly on October 16, 2006, 02:05:21 PM
Quote from: CamoClockHead to the mysterious room.
That one

And those glasses look horrible on bjork seriously What the deuce?!


What the deuce?!


Oh a filter how delightful
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 16, 2006, 02:16:59 PM
Quote from: TamagotchiThat one

And those glasses look horrible on bjork seriously What the deuce?!


What the deuce?!


Oh a filter how delightful

She looks kind of like Morpheus + Yoko Ono.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 16, 2006, 02:21:43 PM
Quote from: Robot StephanieShe looks kind of like Morpheus + Yoko Ono.
Morphoko Ono

You are the one,Morganeo-san!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Galaxy Clock on October 16, 2006, 03:50:20 PM
Check Bjork's space suit for another key and the space suit left in the little room where you found the other suits.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 16, 2006, 05:07:57 PM
Call for Morgon Bot and give him the space suit and the key that is probably in the space suit to launch the ignition when the time comes.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Kombucha on October 16, 2006, 11:04:14 PM
Play with your one and a half dolls.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 17, 2006, 05:13:31 AM
PUSH RED BUTTON
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 17, 2006, 09:23:31 AM
You throw Bjork's shoe at a nearby control panel.
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There's a Star Trekky chirping noise and Bjork and Freddie Mercury appear in a puff of science.
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It looks like Bjork gave Freddie your glasses.

You collect the keys from the four space suits and insert them into the four ignition slots.
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Turning them individually doesn't seem to do anything.

You wave temporary goodbye to Freddie and Bjork and head through the door to the main area of the ship.
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It's a badly drawn door bonanza in here.
There are four fancy doors labelled with numbers and one fancy door labelled with a little man/woman picture thing.

You don't have any commands that corespond to this room so you play with your one and a half dolls.
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Disembodied legs to the rescue! Pow pow bgggghhhh bghhhh kasplash! Take that evil voodoo monster!


P.S. Robo-Morgan doesn't just turn up when you ask him to, he's a free man (and a Freeman) and stuff and we don't know where he is anyway because he escaped or something!!!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 17, 2006, 10:02:42 AM
Let's see what's behind DOOR NUMBER ONE!

And it's a BRAND NEW CAR! ...No, probably not. Just go through door 1.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: percussivepenguin on October 17, 2006, 10:06:07 AM
go through the man/woman door
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 17, 2006, 10:56:14 AM
have a wee
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 17, 2006, 11:46:50 AM
Go trough door 42.

O wait...
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 17, 2006, 11:48:49 AM
Numer 1
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 17, 2006, 11:59:04 AM
bathroom ==>
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 17, 2006, 01:01:46 PM
Take a piss. Then door number one.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Sinister Clock on October 17, 2006, 01:33:02 PM
Have a number one then go through door number one.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Folder on October 17, 2006, 01:58:45 PM
Stare at the door, trying to gain x-ray vision and see inside
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Slash on October 17, 2006, 02:19:32 PM
switch the label of the man/woman picture with the one with the number 3 on it
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: patriotclock on October 17, 2006, 02:47:11 PM
Poop in the unisex bathroom then proceed to smear said poo on door 3 before entering room 1
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Shatter Glass on October 17, 2006, 02:59:29 PM
Walk into the bathroom. Seriously think about making a poopie in the toilet. Deside that that's a stupid idea and make a poopie in the sink. Locate and take a roll of toilet paper, then go back into the control room and wrap Bjork up like a mummy.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Slash on October 17, 2006, 03:06:37 PM
people, he allready pooped in the first room(where he was prisoned)
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Shatter Glass on October 17, 2006, 03:08:02 PM
Quote from: SlashClockpeople, he allready pooped in the first room(where he was prisoned)
He has eaten since then!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: ForkClock on October 17, 2006, 03:49:22 PM
He should do  body shots off of a female manequin with brad pitt.  Then unleash attack dogs on brad pitt.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 17, 2006, 08:23:21 PM
Try and detach the crummy looking robot while still having him work, and put him in the shuttle, he can probably help you run the thing.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Alazar on October 18, 2006, 10:01:24 AM
Quote from: Carlin_ClockTry and detach the crummy looking robot while still having him work, and put him in the shuttle, he can probably help you run the thing.

No he can't, you blinded him. Maybe you could try washing off his eye in the bathroom...provided you can get him there.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 18, 2006, 10:28:51 AM
You approach door 1 and it slides open with a pleasant little noise.
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This appears to be a bedroom as there is a simple bed in one corner. There is also a pine wardrobe and what seems to be some kind of peculiar modern art.
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No one told you to do anything in here so you head on over to the bathroom.
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This room is so small that it can fit into a small cross-section shape thing.
It features a small plastic sink, a small plastic toilet, a shiny mirror/cabinet combo and some kind of high-tech towel dispenser.
You would have a gigantic shit but you have an incredibly efficient digestive system because you're cool like that.

You take some of the toilet paper and mummify Bjork.
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Bjork doesn't seem to mind.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CrustClock on October 18, 2006, 10:39:08 AM
Investiagte the wardrobe then the other rooms 2 & 3.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Folder on October 18, 2006, 11:17:16 AM
Look in the medicine cabinet and take everything
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: percussivepenguin on October 18, 2006, 11:42:21 AM
open door numbers 2 and 3, and look under the bed.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 18, 2006, 12:16:10 PM
Go back to the bathroom and take a towel making a turbant with it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: patriotclock on October 18, 2006, 12:25:23 PM
Flush Bjork down the latrine.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 18, 2006, 12:29:01 PM
Quote from: Patriot ClockFlush Bjork down the latrine.
This too.

PS: Check if the snake is ok, maybe suffocated under the suit D:
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 18, 2006, 12:44:28 PM
Ask Freddie why THE CROTCH REGION OF HIS SUIT IS TEARED APART!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 18, 2006, 02:01:36 PM
Quote from: CamoClockAsk Freddie why THE CROTCH REGION OF HIS SUIT IS TEARED APART!

I think someone made Morgan cut open the suit before giving it to Freddie.

And of course you don't want to flush down Bjork, you butt steaks, you're going to need her, Freddie and a fourth guy to start the ship!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 18, 2006, 02:04:00 PM
Quote from: StrangeClockI think someone made Morgan cut open the suit before giving it to Freddie.

And of course you don't want to flush down Bjork, you butt steaks, you're going to need her, Freddie and a fourth guy to start the ship!
I checked and there's no explanation since Freddie's crotch region was always covered by the table.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: l1fty on October 18, 2006, 02:11:49 PM
Quote from: CamoClockI checked and there's no explanation since Freddie's crotch region was always covered by the table.

It has been requested in the thread to cut out the crotch area
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 18, 2006, 02:14:58 PM
Quote from: ArneIt has been requested in the thread to cut out the crotch area
O.

Then change my answer to look for Robo-Morgan.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 18, 2006, 02:21:44 PM
Quote from: StrangeClockAnd of course you don't want to flush down Bjork, you butt steaks, you're going to need her, Freddie and a fourth guy to start the ship!
I ask again whatever happened to the snake.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 18, 2006, 02:43:20 PM
Quote from: ArneIt has been requested in the thread to cut out the crotch area
Guilty as charged.   :o

Go into room number one and open cabinet/dresser.  And inventory check would also be nice.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 18, 2006, 05:29:19 PM
Inventory:
1 piece string, blue
1 half bread loaf
1 jam bomb, lubricated
1 bread knife
1 bundle of wire, copper (in pants)
1 lobster, cooked
1 syringe of space AIDS, half full
1 Pepsi can, empty
1 beret (on head)
1 beatnik snake (around waist)
9 floppy disks, 3 1/2 inch:
Strip (containing beat.dsc)
Reboot
Buddy
Outrage
Shop
Weep
Medical
King
Blank disk
1 mysterious trance box, dead, opened
1 length rope, aprox. 8 feet
1 sand bag
1 torch
1 bucket, aluminium
1 kettle, electric
1 bottle vinegar, half full
1 false moutache, comical
1 stick dynamite
1 pair Barbie legs, metal coated (torso was discarded!!)
1 shiny crystal
1 handful shattered china
1 figurine, terra cota
1 space helmet
1 badge, smiley face (on chest)
1 beepy key thing
1 key ring, "The Fonz"
1 driver's license, ex-Captain Meatbert Coolbus
1 packet chewing gum, juicy fruit
1 forty-five franc note
53 british pence

You guys should combine some of this stuff so that I don't have to make such a huge giant list.

Now I'm going to bed again aha!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: percussivepenguin on October 19, 2006, 10:39:40 AM
open the remaining doors but for safety reasons send in either freddy or bjork first to check if its ok. Like a canary.

p.s. don't let this die
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LimeClock on October 19, 2006, 10:48:14 AM
Quote from: percussivepenguinopen the remaining doors but for safety reasons send in either freddy or bjork first to check if its ok. Like a canary.

p.s. don't let this die

After checking, find a young girl.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 19, 2006, 11:33:44 AM
Quote from: Robot StephanieYou guys should combine some of this stuff so that I don't have to make such a huge giant list.

Now I'm going to bed again aha!
I suggested that several pages ago.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 19, 2006, 11:47:04 AM
You've already looked for Robo-Morgan, he's nowhere to be seen.

The beatnik snake is cool inside your suit ok.

You return to room one and check the wardrobe.
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It looks like Coolbus cleared it out before leaving the ship and dying. All he's left is a pair of little pink shorts.
In the drawer you find a wee mobile space phone.
You peer under the bed with your periscope eye.
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There be nothin' beneath it. This room's been all cleaned out.

You try to get into the other three rooms but none of the doors will slide open for you.
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Then you go to the bathroom and make yourself a turban out of toilet paper.
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Also I'm rewriting the inventory because I got bored of doing it all police style.

You are carrying:
Piece of string
Half a loaf of bread
Lubricated jam bomb
Bread knife
Bundle of wire (in pants)
Cooked lobster
Half a syringe of space AIDS
An empty Pepsi can
Beret (on head)
Beatnik snake (around waist)
Nine floppy disks: Strip (containing beat.dsc)
                                 Reboot
                                 Buddy
                                 Outrage
                                 Shop
                                 Weep
                                 Medical
                                 King
                                 Blank disk
Mysterious trance box (dead and opened)
Length of rope (aprox. 8 feet)
Sand bag
Torch
Metal bucket
Electric kettle
Half a bottle of vinegar
False moustache
Stick of dynamite
Metal coated Barbie legs (torso was discarded!!)
Shiny crystal
A handful of shattered china
Terra cotta figurine
Space helmet
Smily face badge (on chest)
Beepy key thing
Fonzy key ring
Captain Meatbert Coolbus's driver's license
Packet of chewing gum (juicy fruit)
1 forty-five franc note
53 british pence
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Moose Clock on October 19, 2006, 12:01:40 PM
Flush the dynamite down the toilet and let it blow a secret tunnel to the master sword room.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: percussivepenguin on October 19, 2006, 02:00:13 PM
Quote from: Moose ClockFlush the dynamite down the toilet and let it blow a secret tunnel to the master sword room.
.

take the little shorts and put them on bjork
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 19, 2006, 02:12:29 PM
Open the vinegar bottle and shatter the PepsiMax can into small aluminium pices and deposit them in the bottle, then add a drop of space AIDS and close the bottle so you have a new acid bomb if it offers.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 19, 2006, 02:13:52 PM
Use jam bomb to lubricate door number 3 and use bread knife to pry open said door.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 19, 2006, 02:15:29 PM
Quote from: VikingUse jam bomb to lubricate door number 3 and use bread knife to pry open said door.
We just must get rid off a lot of stuff, not even Morgan Freeman can deal with so much items in his crotch.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 19, 2006, 02:21:23 PM
Hey wait, how about the cabinet in the wardrobe?
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: patriotclock on October 19, 2006, 02:28:11 PM
Flush Bjork down the toilet for fun.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 19, 2006, 11:14:51 PM
seeing as morgan bot is gone, you could get rid of the disks, and you don't need the pepsi can since it's empty.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: BinaryClock on October 19, 2006, 11:23:04 PM
Quote from: RadioTubeClockwait you could fill the pepsi can with water from the sink in the bathroom and use it to clean off the lense on the breading zapping robot
Or the electric kettle. Both of them work.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 20, 2006, 04:55:27 AM
Throw the Barbie legs against the mirror to break it up.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 20, 2006, 08:03:10 AM
Quote from: Carlin_Clockseeing as morgan bot is gone, you could get rid of the disks, and you don't need the pepsi can since it's empty.

Hey hey hey if there's one thing I know about physics it's that you can't create or destroy matter Actually I know a lot more about other things and quite a lot of that too because I had a cool physics teacher who was like John Cleese plus Bill Murray and he hit stuff with metre rulers all the time. I got an A. And so in conclusion, if you were to get rid of the disks and the pepsi can that would be LITTERING and that's illegal, even in space. Besides, everyone knows that in adventure games you should never get rid of anything ever ever because it might come in handy at some point. Of course The Difference is that those games are carefully planned and I'm making this up as I go along so there'll probably be a load of things you never use but hey be creative guys ok.

These are hi-tech sophisticated future doors guys, you can't just pry them open!!

You take the little pink shorts and return to the control room.



Bjork has just finished devouring her mummy bandages so you put the wee shorts on her.

You would have put them on Freddie but he's already wearing some.

You go back to the bathroom and have a peek inside the cabinet.

You find two exciting things inside. A bottle of pills marked "QuickWood: for the man too busy to control his own blood flow" and a bottle of strong smelling aftershave. Neither are shown in this picture because you already took them ok.

Then you close the cupboard and throw the Barbie legs at it, which is quite a challenge as Morgan only opperates in two dimensions. It takes you several attempts before you manage to get the legs to ricochet in the right direction and smash the mirror.

You take the three big shards of mirror.
You also fill your Pepsi can with water.

Then you go to this here room:


P.S. Your turban unravelled and fell off. Toilet paper isn't the best thing to go making turbans out of.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: NesquikClock on October 20, 2006, 08:41:16 AM
Put the aftershave on your face, go to the robot and look if he can smell the aftershave.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: FilmReel on October 20, 2006, 08:44:19 AM
Try and Put the Friend disc into the Blind Robot. (Bet noone thought of putting disks into him...)
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 20, 2006, 09:06:46 AM
Clean the robot's eye with some water.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 20, 2006, 11:08:08 AM
Try to open the ship doors with that beepy key thing.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Joey 56465468 on October 20, 2006, 05:31:29 PM
Fix Robot's bent antenna.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 20, 2006, 06:06:11 PM
Remove the paronamic space poster from the wall.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 20, 2006, 06:26:05 PM
Clean off the robot's eye with a little spit.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Slash on October 20, 2006, 06:33:47 PM
combine the string with the 50 p coin and lift the vending machine up again so you can emty it using the same coin on a string over and over again
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 21, 2006, 11:49:57 AM
The beepy key thing only operates the external door. If it worked on all the doors in the ship it would be a safety hazard!!

You clean and straighten out the robot and put the buddy disk in his mouth slot but it doesn't do anything as he is already your buddy.
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"Oh my I feel so refreshed!" says the robot and he tries to do a celebratory dance but can't because he's basically just an ugly lamp with a face. The robot doesn't seem to notice that you've put on some aftershave because he doesn't have a nose.

Nice try Mr. Tequila but we established already that that's a real actual window so don't you try to get all smart on me.

You go back to the vending machine room, which is nice of you as it's been feeling a bit neglected lately.
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You repair the vending machine with your mad skills
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and put your 50p-on-a-string into the coin slot.
"ERROR! FOREIGN ENTITY DETECTED!" says the machine "INITIATING TINY SCISSORS!"
There's a whirr and a little snipping noise and your string falls from the coin slot, slightly shorter than when it entered.
Nice try Mr. Slash Clock but stuff made in space is smarter than you. You can still get something from the machine.

I tried to draw all the stuff in the machine but I got bored and it looked shitty so I will give you some options ok.
A row is all crisps (or "chips" :sombrero: )
B and C are chocolate items
D is all skittles and that kind of stuff
E is cool beverages
The numbers along the row like go from 1 to 3.

What do you press on the magic number pad thing.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on October 21, 2006, 12:13:56 PM
B1, C3
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: FilmReel on October 21, 2006, 12:54:15 PM
Give the Robot the Strip.dsc (Beat.dsc) and since it's already your friend ask it to use super robot powers to break the space glass of the vending machine.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: LampClock on October 21, 2006, 01:11:01 PM
Choose a row of items to sink the vending machine's battle ship.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 21, 2006, 01:34:08 PM
Type E3
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 21, 2006, 01:43:19 PM
Quote from: CamoClockType E3
That looks ok, do it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: koalaclock on October 21, 2006, 05:37:36 PM
(OLD GAME REMOVED :O :O :O)

I've done all the pre-engine work I can. The game cant go any furthur unless you give me content :'(

Give me a shout on AIM tomorrow :O We have a busy day ahead of us.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: koalaclock on October 21, 2006, 08:48:54 PM
Alrighty. Me and Robot Stephanie are working on a brand new Morgan adventure for the masses :O :O To test the engine, we put together the first room of this quest.

[FLASH]http://www.mrsimon.co.uk/external/clockcrew/morganquest.swf height=400 width=550[/FLASH]

Hope you enjoy, and it's going to be epic I swear :O
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 21, 2006, 08:57:55 PM
I was going to go to bed but Corpsegrinder's thread made me think about Sadako so I will write a script until I forget about it.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: DrClock on October 21, 2006, 09:00:36 PM
Quote from: KoalaClockAlrighty. Me and Robot Stephanie are working on a brand new Morgan adventure for the masses :O :O To test the engine, we put together the first room of this quest.

[FLASH]http://www.mrsimon.co.uk/external/clockcrew/morganquest.swf height=400 width=550[/FLASH]

Hope you enjoy, and it's going to be epic I swear :O
oh god, yes... YES!!!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: TequilaClock on October 21, 2006, 09:22:30 PM
Quote from: KoalaClockAlrighty. Me and Robot Stephanie are working on a brand new Morgan adventure for the masses :O :O To test the engine, we put together the first room of this quest.

[/FLASH]

Hope you enjoy, and it's going to be epic I swear :O
Oh yessss
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 21, 2006, 09:25:39 PM
Here's a gist of the story:
Morgan is having fun in Las Vegas when he is suddenly attacked by some mysterious people. There's some kind of chase scene and Morgan hides or something I don't know. When the chase is over (or part way through) Christopher Walken pops out from somewhere and takes you away to his secret lab, where he explains that the men chasing you are police from the future because you are a wanted criminal in the future.  You have to travel through time using the time machine that he invented and stop yourself from being framed or whatever. The case will also lead you into the past to find other celebrities to aid you in your quest.

If anyone has something to add mention it now because I'll probably ignore you later.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: StrangeClock on October 22, 2006, 05:00:34 AM
this is hot
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 22, 2006, 05:16:39 AM
Quote from: KoalaClockAlrighty. Me and Robot Stephanie are working on a brand new Morgan adventure for the masses :O :O To test the engine, we put together the first room of this quest.

[FLASH]http://www.mrsimon.co.uk/external/clockcrew/morganquest.swf height=400 width=550[/FLASH]

Hope you enjoy, and it's going to be epic I swear :O
Fucking epic win.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 22, 2006, 10:08:44 AM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockLooks swell, only thing I would suggest is walking sprites, which of course munglai shouldn't have any problem with

Hey it's just a test, guy!
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: koalaclock on October 22, 2006, 10:41:29 AM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockWalking sprites
That wont be a problem. BUT BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND :O

Quote from: CamoClockType E3
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 22, 2006, 12:30:31 PM
Quote from: KoalaClockThat wont be a problem. BUT BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND :O

Yeah I'll get on that later, my Flash is being really really slow.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: percussivepenguin on October 23, 2006, 10:19:22 AM
looks totally awesome. Samuel L Jackson should be in it, and Bruce Willis. Oh and E3 or D2.
Title: Morgan Quest 64
Post by: Munglai on October 23, 2006, 10:56:05 AM
Due to popular demand, you press E3.
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A can of Gloomenade comes out. It sure is gloomy.
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Post by: blistablack on October 23, 2006, 11:34:39 AM
drink 1/4 of it just to see the effects
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 23, 2006, 11:45:50 AM
Combine the change with the blue string and order everything in the machine.
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Post by: percussivepenguin on October 23, 2006, 11:48:55 AM
put the space aids in it, then you can poison people without them knowing.
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Post by: TequilaClock on October 23, 2006, 12:21:42 PM
Quote from: percussivepenguinput the space aids in it, then you can poison people without them knowing.
But it could taste good.
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Post by: percussivepenguin on October 23, 2006, 12:31:16 PM
Quote from: TequilaBut it could taste good.

so? they'll have aids. space aids.
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Post by: Slash on October 23, 2006, 12:44:17 PM
Quote from: CamoClockCombine the change with the blue string and order everything in the machine.
that didn't work
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 23, 2006, 12:51:50 PM
Quote from: SlashClockthat didn't work
Everything works when you add Freeman.
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Post by: Munglai on October 23, 2006, 06:01:30 PM
You take a sip of the Gloominade.
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You feel slightly less awesome than usual but you have enough awesome left that it doesn't make a huge difference.
You choose not to give it to Bjork as she is your bud and you feel you could put it to better use.
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Post by: percussivepenguin on October 24, 2006, 07:53:38 AM
Quote from: percussivepenguinput the space aids in it, then you can poison people without them knowing.
.
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Post by: TequilaClock on October 24, 2006, 07:55:45 AM
Eat the cloud above your head.
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Post by: StrangeClock on October 24, 2006, 08:22:12 AM
You know, it pays to read back in the thread a little: http://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=508019&postcount=50

Maybe it won't be much help anymore at this stage in the game but go back to the room with the robot whose eye you cleaned and slip the 45 franc note into his slot for calling Lawrence Fishburne.
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Post by: Kombucha on October 24, 2006, 10:06:32 AM
Regain your electrical powers from the clouds lightning.
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Post by: Munglai on October 24, 2006, 11:41:55 AM
You suck up the storm cloud.
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It makes you feel very light for a few seconds.

You slip the crude robot 45 francs and it produces a chunky telephone.
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"Yo Morgan," says Lawrence Fishbourne on the other end of the line.
What do you say to him?
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 24, 2006, 12:41:40 PM
Tell Laurence to teleport himself on the ship so you got 4 people to activate the ship.
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Post by: CrustClock on October 24, 2006, 01:00:15 PM
"SHOE ON HEAD"

"SURPRISE BUKKAKE MAKES YOU A MAN"

"ORLY?"
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Post by: Loki Clock on October 24, 2006, 02:59:20 PM
I mean tell Laurence that he's your biggest fan.
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Post by: koalaclock on October 25, 2006, 07:54:25 AM
Morgan is a quiet man. Using the torch to morse code a light onto the reciever (They do this all the time), say 'I got the mother fucking penguins, lol you suck balls'
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Post by: Alazar on October 25, 2006, 08:44:50 AM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClocksay "HI COWBOY CURTISS!"

Hahaha, perfect. I was just watching a rerun of Pee-Wee's Playhouse about a month ago, I hadn't seen it since I was like ten years old, and Cowboy Curtis came in. And I think to myself, damn, that guy sure looks familiar... hold on...
OH MY GOD, MORPHEUS IS IN PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE!
It all makes sense now! The living inanimate objects... the talking animals... the bizarre variety of people who live in Pee-Wee's neighborhood... it's only possible because THEY'RE IN A COMPUTER PROGRAM! It's like the Matrix, except crazy! And Morpheus makes sure the Machines and Agents don't find out about it by disguising himself as Cowboy Curtis! And Pee-Wee is actually the next Neo! And the grapkl harti aewwq asdafsaafsasdfafssddddafs

...

Ahem. Anyways, tell him that you know kung fu.
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Post by: TequilaClock on October 25, 2006, 12:39:15 PM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClocksay "HI COWBOY CURTISS!"
I support this.
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Post by: Munglai on October 26, 2006, 12:31:13 PM
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You say "HI COWBOY CURTISS!"
"Hi?!" says Laurence "That's today's secret word!"
Then he sceams into the phone for several minutes.

"I got the mother fucking penguins, lol you suck balls" you signal into the reciever.
"Oh Morgan, you crazy!" replies Laurence Fishburne.

"I know kung fu," you tell him
"Do some and then describe what your doing down the phone ok," he replies.

You tell Laurence to teleport himself on the ship so you got 4 people to activate the ship.
"I'm at a very important dance party in Japan right now," he says "I'll teleport you my teleporter but you'll have to ask some other famous celebrity or something."
There's a Star Trekky noise and your mysteriously hidden inventory suddenly feels a bit heavier. You find you're carrying some kind of futuristic little remote control thing.
"I gotta go," says Laurence "I accidentally raped several school girls and the Japanese police want to high five me."
He hangs up and the robot sucks the phone back in.
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on October 26, 2006, 12:42:56 PM
Teleport Leonard Nimoy on the ship.
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Post by: TequilaClock on October 26, 2006, 02:01:53 PM
Teleport Sophia Petrillo of the Golden Girls.
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Post by: TequilaClock on October 26, 2006, 02:07:23 PM
Even better teleport the three of them.
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Post by: Steve on October 26, 2006, 02:12:39 PM
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Transport these men there, or atleast give Michael a mention.
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Post by: percussivepenguin on October 27, 2006, 10:46:04 AM
first try teleporting someone like fred savage that noone cares about to make sure it works and doesnt destroy humans.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on October 30, 2006, 11:14:47 PM
So are we letting this die or what?
(teleport Johnny Depp in a Jack Sparrow costume)
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Post by: TequilaClock on October 30, 2006, 11:18:04 PM
Quote from: Carlin_ClockSo are we letting this die or what?
(teleport Orlando Bloom in a Jack Sparrow costume)
Munglai should make a poll for this, or the teleporter will overload and cause an inner wormhole vortex.
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Post by: Alazar on November 01, 2006, 09:42:13 AM
You know, you could just use the teleporter to teleport yourself back to earth. Of course, it would be a hollow victory, really. But then again, almost anything would be better than just letting this thread die...
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Post by: Munglai on November 01, 2006, 11:14:51 AM
Quote from: AlazarYou know, you could just use the teleporter to teleport yourself back to earth. Of course, it would be a hollow victory, really. But then again, almost anything would be better than just letting this thread die...

THE TELEPORTER DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. You can only teleport things to the teleporter not the other way around. I will make a poll and then continue the quest when voting has finished!!
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Post by: Munglai on November 02, 2006, 11:41:28 AM
I'm bumping this because people ought to vote on it and stuff or Morgan Quest can't continue!!
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Post by: TequilaClock on November 02, 2006, 11:44:02 AM
Quote from: Robot StephanieI'm bumping this because people ought to vote on it and stuff or Morgan Quest can't continue!!
I did and three are tied up.
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Post by: l1fty on November 02, 2006, 11:46:50 AM
i want eric idle actually so i don't get why i voted on jack nicholson
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Post by: Munglai on November 03, 2006, 04:18:55 AM
N NN N N NN
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Post by: blistablack on November 03, 2006, 04:41:49 AM
SPOCK PICK SPOCK
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Post by: Loki Clock on November 03, 2006, 08:34:09 AM
QuoteEric Idle            1 vote
:(
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Post by: Alazar on November 03, 2006, 09:26:56 AM
Quote from: loki_clock
QuoteEric Idle 1 vote
:(
I can't even remember who Eric Idle is... :/
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Post by: Munglai on November 03, 2006, 10:29:10 AM
Quote from: AlazarI can't even remember who Eric Idle is... :/

Then you're not a very good person.
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Post by: ShieldClock on November 03, 2006, 02:18:23 PM
Actually i want to vote for Eric Idle aswell so take off 1 of Sophias vote and put it for idle or something.
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on November 03, 2006, 02:41:06 PM
Poll's closed.

"Beam Spock up, Morgan."
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Post by: Galaxy Clock on November 05, 2006, 05:11:52 PM
I request that this wonderful thread be stickied!
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Post by: Munglai on November 05, 2006, 06:14:56 PM
You guys keep bumping this thread when I'm not in a position to do anything about it.
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Post by: Alazar on November 05, 2006, 06:23:03 PM
ARGGHHH!!! Now I remember who Eric Idle is, yeah! One of the Monty Python guys! I'd just forgotten that that was his name... because I did recognize the name, I just couldn't remember who it belonged to...
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Post by: StoopidClock on November 05, 2006, 07:03:31 PM
Morgan should've warped himself to the ship
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Post by: Kombucha on November 11, 2006, 12:55:51 PM
Bump because this shouldn't die.
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Post by: Kombucha on November 15, 2006, 12:06:44 AM
Quote from: KombuchaBump because this shouldn't die.
Oh my.
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Post by: SensuClock on November 15, 2006, 12:10:56 AM
jeeeeez
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Post by: TequilaClock on November 15, 2006, 08:04:02 AM
Quote from: KombuchaBump because this shouldn't die.
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
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Post by: Slash on November 15, 2006, 08:15:29 AM
mung, gave up on this, he got bored
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Post by: StoopidClock on November 15, 2006, 09:40:18 AM
Quote from: SlashClockmung, gave up on this, he got bored

i don't think so. he's got to end it somehow. he needs to if he and Mr. Simon are going to make it into a flash game.
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Post by: Munglai on March 16, 2007, 11:34:58 AM
Hey guys what's going on
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Post by: camoclock is a great man on March 16, 2007, 11:36:00 AM
Go teleport Nimoy nao.
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Post by: Topcatyo on March 16, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
Nuke Earth.
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Post by: TequilaClock on March 16, 2007, 12:16:10 PM
Quote from: Stephanie + Banana;736831Hey guys what's going on

nm u
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Post by: DrClock on March 16, 2007, 04:31:36 PM
sup
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Post by: Kombucha on March 17, 2007, 12:02:08 AM
Quote from: Stephanie + Banana;736831Hey guys what's going on
Not much.
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Post by: Galaxy Clock on August 27, 2007, 11:52:53 PM
Can't believe this thread died....
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Post by: TequilaClock on August 28, 2007, 12:32:36 AM
Badarakattabump
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Post by: DrClock on November 04, 2007, 05:39:01 PM
hey guys.
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Post by: TequilaClock on November 04, 2007, 05:56:13 PM
HAPPY 13 MONTHS THREAD!
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 31, 2008, 06:17:31 PM
Teleport Leonard Nimoy, use one of your narrator voices to convince him that this isn't one of those stupid conventions, and get him to help you get back to earth.

ENDING 1: You get to earth safely. Everybody is happy, although there is still a large number of unanswered questions about what you were doing on the space station, whose it is, etc.

ENDING 2: You get into an accident while piloting the spaceship. You wake up in an alien space hospital, but you leave as quickly as you can without making a big scene to avoid the press, despite a few fractures.

ENDING 3: The teleporter, an experimental prototype, causes a resonance cascade, flooding the space station with radiation and innumerable particles and opening several rifts in spacetime. When you come to, the station is infested with deadly little parasitic predatory creatures that vaguely resemble crabs. But you're prepared; after all, you are the Freeman, and you've got a well-stocked arsenal including a crowbar. Unfortunately, Freddie and Bjork aren't so lucky, but at least they have the shelter of a sealed spaceship. Mr. Nimoy is trapped in some strange place with floating rocks in space.
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Post by: TequilaClock on August 31, 2008, 06:57:43 PM
HAPPY 22 MONTHS THREAD!!
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Post by: Flounderpa on August 31, 2008, 10:39:13 PM
this thread sure needs a proper end
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Post by: HitchhikerClock on August 31, 2008, 10:41:57 PM
It's from two years ago, Munglai probably lost the file
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Post by: koalaclock on December 06, 2008, 03:44:35 PM
Bump. This properly needs an ending =(

I've contacted Munglai, hopefully to get the interactive version in the works again.

I've abandoned my big point and click game, WADEANGRY, however if Morgans Quest goes ahead, it'd utilize all updated features from WADEANGRY.

[FLASH]http://art2.server06.sheezyart.com/swf/191/1914031_2.swf?2 width=550 height=400[/FLASH]

I do hope this happens =O It would literally be the greatest videogame in existance.
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Post by: TequilaClock on December 06, 2008, 04:10:35 PM
No matter what, Simon. You are making some stuff that I might never get done.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 06, 2008, 04:29:26 PM
Quote from: mrSimon;1463527I do hope this happens =O It would literally be the greatest videogame in existance.

Yes. This needs to be done with both Quest threads. I would pay money to play those games on this platform.

{{{KoalaClock}}}
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 07, 2008, 12:18:48 AM
Quote from: LOG CABIN CLOCKTOPIAN;1463552This looks to be a fun adventure game if you ever complete it ever

Fun! Oodles and oodles!
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Post by: koalaclock on July 16, 2009, 04:55:56 PM
Morgan Quest is happening....

The engine is ready after a years solid work, and production is a-go!

Look out for the game sometime within the next year, I think..

I've bumped this thread to remind all of the glorious backstory.
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Post by: Steve on July 16, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
VOI.
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Post by: Steve on July 16, 2009, 04:59:29 PM
NECROPHELIA!?
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Post by: Topcatyo on July 16, 2009, 08:30:13 PM
Oh shit, I completely forgot about this.
I'm sure my work on the script is incredibly inferior and thus unused in the story.  All two things I did.
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Post by: Munglai on July 17, 2009, 04:27:37 PM
Quote from: topcatyo;1623057Oh shit, I completely forgot about this.
I'm sure my work on the script is incredibly inferior and thus unused in the story.  All two things I did.

a little bit of it is still there but I did a pretty big story restructure because I made the original story up as I went along and it was all floppy
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Post by: Topcatyo on July 17, 2009, 04:47:42 PM
Quote from: Munglai;1623307a little bit of it is still there but I did a pretty big story restructure because I made the original story up as I went along and it was all floppy
Ah.
Well, if you ever need help writing the script (again), I'm still open, and I like to think I've improved a bit since then.
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Post by: koalaclock on May 23, 2010, 07:12:19 PM
BUMP

After some big delays, as well as some essential engine recoding... Morgan Quest production is pressing on..

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You can read more here... http://rainbowclubrules.com/morgan-quest/ (http://rainbowclubrules.com/morgan-quest/)

And you can stay up to date with info here... http://rainbowclubrules.com/category/production-material/morgan-quest/ (http://rainbowclubrules.com/category/production-material/morgan-quest/)
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Post by: Topcatyo on May 23, 2010, 09:15:18 PM
Those are some badass walk cycles.
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Post by: EnglishClock on May 24, 2010, 07:53:35 AM
I have a puzzle in this game :cool:
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Post by: AstronautClock on May 24, 2010, 01:10:03 PM
wioah
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Post by: WhiteSwordClock on May 25, 2010, 02:57:38 AM
Holy shit, this is going to be epic!
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Post by: TequilaClock on May 25, 2010, 03:00:49 AM
dayum
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Post by: Loki Clock on May 26, 2010, 09:17:06 AM
I missed these updates before now, so I am shocked and anticipatory!
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Post by: koalaclock on May 26, 2010, 11:12:06 AM
If all goes well, might have a demo/preview on public show for June/July =O
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Post by: AstronautClock on May 26, 2010, 11:37:54 AM
aaweesssoommmee I want to play this