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Title: Welcome to our newest member!
Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 10:32:14 PM
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/member.php?u=4381

this is gunna be fun fellas
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Post by: Biggskoo on December 15, 2006, 10:36:10 PM
i hope she has big bobs
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 10:36:37 PM
Quote from: Biggskoo;612185i hope she has big bobs

i'm gonna nominate her as soon as she becomes a clockfriend
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on December 15, 2006, 10:37:15 PM
i'm curious about her boobs
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 10:38:01 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitor;612190i'm curious about her boobs
i heard they're spherical
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Post by: miracle fruit on December 15, 2006, 10:38:44 PM
gang bangggggggggggggg
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 10:39:50 PM
Quote from: White Supremacist;612194gang bangggggggggggggg

just the sound of the men, working on the gaaang baaanngg

I COULDN'T GODAMNED RESIST
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Post by: blistablack on December 15, 2006, 10:41:41 PM
Quote from: Biggskoo;612185i hope she has big bobs

moer liek bad bobs
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Post by: FlossClock on December 15, 2006, 10:43:55 PM
Im gonna laugh if it turns out to be a guy.
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 10:44:53 PM
Quote from: Floss;612208Im gonna laugh if it turns out to be a guy.

you're just gay
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Post by: miracle fruit on December 15, 2006, 10:45:56 PM
Quote from: Floss;612208Im gonna laugh if it turns out to be a guy.

u'd like that wuldnt u
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 10:46:59 PM
dibs on blowjob
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Post by: miracle fruit on December 15, 2006, 10:49:54 PM
Quote from: NortonInternetSecurity;612216dibs on blowjob

dips on anal
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 10:50:57 PM
Quote from: White Supremacist;612223dips on anal
dibs on vagina
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 10:51:36 PM
dibs on eye sockets.
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 15, 2006, 10:52:22 PM
dibs on any other hole
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 10:52:30 PM
Quote from: NortonInternetSecurity;612229dibs on eye sockets.

wait, share one of those eye sockets with me why dontcha:mad:
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Post by: buttplug on December 15, 2006, 10:54:18 PM
dibs on her intestine
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 10:56:10 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;612236dibs on her intestine

i was gonna say that
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Post by: buttplug on December 15, 2006, 11:03:56 PM
Quote from: Coallie;612241i was gonna say that

you can have sloppy seconds
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Post by: FrostShell on December 15, 2006, 11:08:31 PM
God damn you guys are pitiful sometimes.
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 11:09:11 PM
Quote from: SpriteRemix Clock;612275God damn you guys are pitiful sometimes.

you're just pissed cause you didn't get here in time for dibs
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Post by: blistablack on December 15, 2006, 11:09:46 PM
Quote from: SpriteRemix Clock;612275God damn you guys are pitiful sometimes.
You're a fucking queer, so, whatever.
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Post by: miracle fruit on December 15, 2006, 11:11:39 PM
I'm surprised no-one got dibs on handjobs.
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 11:17:07 PM
dibs on bellybutton and yes coal,you can have one eyesocket
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Post by: Kroenen on December 15, 2006, 11:17:21 PM
Quote from: White Supremacist;612282I'm surprised no-one got dibs on handjobs.

Gross.

I have dibs on the nasal cavities and her ears, because I am a greedy Mofo.
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 11:18:26 PM
Quote from: NortonInternetSecurity;612294dibs on bellybutton and yes coal,you can have one eyesocket

wanna do it at the same time to mix things up?
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 15, 2006, 11:20:55 PM
I HOPE SHE'S A PLAYBOY BUNNY!
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 11:21:19 PM
Quote from: Coallie;612301wanna do it at the same time to mix things up?

just the way i like it...try cumming at the same time ok?
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Post by: FrankClock on December 15, 2006, 11:22:39 PM
Quote from: White Supremacist;612282I'm surprised no-one got dibs on handjobs.

Well, I am pretty sure with all the penor going into all the many holes in her body she will not have time to concentrate on giving a proper handjob(s). And with that said, dibs on handjob. Preferably the dominate hand, I do not want a weak grip. Thx.
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 15, 2006, 11:24:27 PM
Quote from: NortonInternetSecurity;612311just the way i like it...try cumming at the same time ok?

maybe it'll spray out her ears!!!
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Post by: Solenoidclock on December 15, 2006, 11:26:05 PM
Dibs on nipple penetration.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 15, 2006, 11:26:53 PM
I HOPE IT'S A WOMAN!
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 11:26:59 PM
Quote from: Coallie;612323maybe it'll spray out her ears!!!

I want mine to spray out her nostrils
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Coallie;612323maybe it'll spray out her ears!!!

I want mine to spray out her nostrils:o
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 15, 2006, 11:27:21 PM
I HOPE SHE HAS LARGE BREASTS!
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 15, 2006, 11:28:12 PM
OH MY. A FEMALE ON THE INTERNET. THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO SHOW OFF MY SEARING WIT BY RAPING HER OVER THE INTERNET.
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Post by: PoisonshroomClock on December 15, 2006, 11:28:29 PM
Dibs on Brainfuck.
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Post by: Kroenen on December 15, 2006, 11:28:42 PM
Quote from: Coallie;612323maybe it'll spray out her ears!!!

Quote from: Kroenen;612297I have dibs on the nasal cavities and her ears, because I am a greedy Mofo.

I fucking hope not. That would be simply diabolical would surely destroy the swing of my clock's pendulum, I think not buddy boy.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 15, 2006, 11:29:25 PM
MAYBE SHE'S A VIRGIN!
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 15, 2006, 11:33:11 PM
Maybe she is a furry.

Or a Foamy worshipper.

Or DodgerClock.
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 11:33:32 PM
Dibs on armpit fuck.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 15, 2006, 11:33:44 PM
MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ME
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 11:38:11 PM
Dibs on decapitated leg.
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Post by: buttplug on December 15, 2006, 11:39:16 PM
Quote from: PenisButterClock;612360MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ME

MAYBE SHE WILL POST A PIC OF HER TITS! :O
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 15, 2006, 11:39:37 PM
MAYBE SHE'LL MASAGE MY TESTICALS
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 15, 2006, 11:41:04 PM
You guys are just having a good time aren't ya.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 15, 2006, 11:42:17 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;612384You guys are just having a good time aren't ya.

WE CAN ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME

MAYBE SHE'LL GIVE US A THREESOME, MAYBE A FOUR-SOME
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Post by: buttplug on December 15, 2006, 11:43:01 PM
Quote from: PenisButterClock;612387WE CAN ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME

MAYBE SHE'LL GIVE US A THREESOME, MAYBE A FOUR-SOME

MAYBE A WHOLE-CLOCKCREW-SOME
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 15, 2006, 11:43:54 PM
Quote from: PenisButterClock;612387WE CAN ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME

MAYBE SHE'LL GIVE US A THREESOME, MAYBE A FOUR-SOME
The way this thread has gone it looks like it'll be an orgy with one chick and 20 or so sausages.
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Post by: buttplug on December 15, 2006, 11:45:26 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;612393The way this thread has gone it looks like it'll be an orgy with one chick and 20 or so sausages.

that is a bad thing?
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 15, 2006, 11:46:12 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;612397that is a bad thing?

Yes. Yes it is.
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 11:47:38 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;612384You guys are just having a good time aren't ya.

HAVING A GUD TIEM
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Post by: buttplug on December 15, 2006, 11:48:04 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;612400Yes. Yes it is.

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=17693&highlight=hamser+food
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Post by: miracle fruit on December 15, 2006, 11:51:00 PM
binarys jealous because we plugged all her holes
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 15, 2006, 11:52:02 PM
Quote from: NortonInternetSecurity;612404HAVING A GUD TIEM
NO. IT IS 'HAVIGN A GUD TIEM'. GET IT RIGHT DAMMIT.

Quote from: Buttplug;612406http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=17693&highlight=hamser+food

Uh yeah. This thread does bear a striking resembelence to that one. Whats your point?
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 11:53:07 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;612415NO. IT IS 'HAVIGN A GUD TIEM'. GET IT RIGHT DAMMIT.

HAVIGN A GUD TIEM
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on December 15, 2006, 11:53:45 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;612415Uh yeah. This thread does bear a striking resembelence to that one. Whats your point?
I think he meant to say "this thread needs more BobbyClock"
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Post by: SoBe Clock on December 15, 2006, 11:55:54 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;612400Yes. Yes it is.

It's only gay if the balls are touching.


Dibs on knife wound.
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 15, 2006, 11:56:11 PM
I'll stop posting here with this one final statement.

The ClockCrew is nasty. But I can usually deal with that. But not now.
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Post by: buttplug on December 15, 2006, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitor;612420I think he meant to say "this thread needs more BobbyClock"

That too, but I was wondering if that was going to happen again
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 15, 2006, 11:58:28 PM
Quote from: Lars Svarghenoskevitzk;612429as stated previously if she happens to be flat I have her all to myself

Just remember A cup isn't all the way flat.
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 15, 2006, 11:58:49 PM
Quote from: Lars Svarghenoskevitzk;612429as stated previously if she happens to be flat I have her all to myself

Okay I lied. I have to get one more question in. What's with you and chicks that look like they are 12?
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Post by: Biggskoo on December 16, 2006, 12:00:02 AM
hahahah how is this thread four pages
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 16, 2006, 12:00:09 AM
Quote from: OscarTheOscilloscope;612435you guys are taking this a little far

Welcome to the ClockCrew, we run Newgrounds.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 16, 2006, 12:00:28 AM
Quote from: OscarTheOscilloscope;612435you guys are taking this a little far

Don't you know?

The internet is VERY serious business.
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 16, 2006, 12:01:37 AM
Quote from: PenisButterClock;612441Don't you know?

The internet is VERY serious business.

VERY VERY VERY serious.
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Post by: TequilaClock on December 16, 2006, 12:02:01 AM
Dibs on the ear
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Post by: SoBe Clock on December 16, 2006, 12:02:13 AM
Quote from: Biggskoo;612439hahahah how is this thread four pages

Everyone wanted to claim their specific body parts.

BTW, I still have dibs on the knife wound.
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 16, 2006, 12:02:58 AM
Quote from: OscarTheOscilloscope;612446I've seen worse here.

Yeah me too. The lessons locker should come back to store terrible threads kinda like this.

And how did this get to four fucking pages? Oh. Right. ClockCrew.

Quote from: Lars Svarghenoskevitzk;612449they're squirmy

Eugh. Thanks for the mental image jerk.
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on December 16, 2006, 12:02:59 AM
Quote from: Lars Svarghenoskevitzk;612449they're squirmy
Mmmmmmmm
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Post by: buttplug on December 16, 2006, 12:04:27 AM
Quote from: BinaryClock;612452Yeah me too. The lessons locker should come back to store terrible threads kinda like this.

And how did this get to four fucking pages?
If you don't like it just dont read it :|
Quote from: OscarTheOscilloscope;612454discussion of what members want to do to a girl
Yes, because we are serious right
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 16, 2006, 12:05:26 AM
Quote from: OscarTheOscilloscope;612454discussion of what members want to do to a girl

and binary complaining about it.
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 16, 2006, 12:05:35 AM
Quote from: Buttplug;612457If you don't like it just dont read it :|

BUT IT PAINS ME LIKE A TERRIBLE CANCER ON TOP OF THE TAJ MAHAL.
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Post by: WHITE_PLUM on December 16, 2006, 12:05:43 AM
Okay guys,this is the plan,we grab when she's not looking,throw her into a room,then we gas her with chloroform.Then we have are ways with her.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 16, 2006, 12:06:33 AM
ALRIGHT THERES 5 PAGES NOW I THINK IT'S GONE TOO FAR
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Post by: LuxenbergClock on December 16, 2006, 12:07:58 AM
erotic
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Post by: buttplug on December 16, 2006, 12:09:43 AM
Quote from: Lars Svarghenoskevitzk;612474it's like they're fighting back when they're not, which is just adorable
I am a bad person because i giggled :(
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on December 16, 2006, 12:12:55 AM
Quote from: Lars Svarghenoskevitzk;612483I am a bad person because i happen to fantasize about little girls
No no no there's nothing wrong with that. The mind is a place to do that sort of thing without it being wrong. If you act on said fantasies, thats when you're a bad person.

EDIT: 5000th post
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on December 16, 2006, 12:18:02 AM
Quote from: Lars Svarghenoskevitzk;612505I don't understand people who would want to act on them, the reality is disgusting and grubby and has braces *shudder*
This is what makes you a good man!
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Post by: SoBe Clock on December 16, 2006, 12:19:46 AM
Quote from: OscarTheOscilloscope;612463Stanley Yelnats

Stanley Yelnats?
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Post by: buttplug on December 16, 2006, 12:22:52 AM
Quote from: Lars Svarghenoskevitzk;612511<3
you have to love Inquisitor, unless you ar Binary
Quote from: Optimus Prime;612512Stanley Yelnats?
Its good for spamming.
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Post by: SoBe Clock on December 16, 2006, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: Buttplug;612515Its good for spamming.

I know, I was trying to get it going.
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 16, 2006, 12:32:19 AM
I love Inquisitor, just not his fetishes. =(
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Post by: IvysaurClock on December 16, 2006, 12:35:28 AM
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Post by: Biggskoo on December 16, 2006, 12:35:36 AM
hahaha ok i'm goldmining this before you guys ruin it