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Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Sinister Clock on January 09, 2007, 02:45:40 PM
Basically what you do is invent a cheat code for a game then like the next poster carries on the cheat from where you left off or some shit example:
Quote from: POST ONEgo 2 start den masterbate 4 10 ours wifout coming den bete da game twice wifout dieing on mega mega hard
Quote from: POST ONEThen pee on yo' disk
bla bla bla.

I'll start.

To get the triforce on The Legend of Zelda: Oracana of time, first beat the game without turning off the n64 or using an emulator on the gold cartride without dieing once or getting any heart powerup and without losing one heart...[/FONT]
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on January 09, 2007, 02:48:23 PM
Then pee on yo' disk
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2007, 02:51:39 PM
Attempt a full blown Goatse before
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: PepperClock on January 09, 2007, 02:56:28 PM
Press UP C DOWN C LEFT C RIGHT C A+START
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: salmonberryclock on January 09, 2007, 05:46:42 PM
fill your nose with quick drying cement
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Maltese on January 09, 2007, 05:48:39 PM
Don't set yourself on fire
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 09, 2007, 05:49:00 PM
then take the cement out and use it for a buttplug
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Folder on January 09, 2007, 05:58:28 PM
Alt+F4 Access cheat menu
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 09, 2007, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: Osmosis Jones;649666Alt+F4 Access cheat menu

ctrl+alt+F7 Erase game memory
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Water Meat on January 09, 2007, 06:02:52 PM
Quote from: Osmosis Jones;649666Alt+F4 Access cheat menu

I did it twice to make sure i pressed the right buttons _poogle_

you lied to me

i'm so hurt inside its so hard to describe
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:04:52 PM
talk to Dante the Gravekeeper

wait for him to pee in your butt
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: EtchASketchClock on January 09, 2007, 06:06:09 PM
Then DO A BARREL ROLL.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: PirateClock on January 09, 2007, 06:07:47 PM
IDDQD
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: SnakeClock on January 09, 2007, 06:09:58 PM
Then divide by zero. After that, play the Death Waltz on your ocarina...
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 09, 2007, 06:10:48 PM
Quote from: Town Clock;649690Then divide by zero.

HEY
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: salmonberryclock on January 09, 2007, 06:11:33 PM
Poop in a trash can
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:13:07 PM
Take the poop back out, go to the temple of time and return to child mode. Put the poop in Malon's vagina. Her fat dad will try to kill you. Throw chickens at him. Then rape him.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: KeyClock on January 09, 2007, 06:15:23 PM
Vote the fifen and give the fairy a ruppe
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: OvenmittClock on January 09, 2007, 06:16:56 PM
put down your noose, ill hang myself
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:18:54 PM
Then go to the house of Skulltula. If you've already turned them all human you cannot complete this cheat. Make the one in the middle (spider form) give you a blowjob.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:20:01 PM
That will cause your penis to bleed and finally break off. Take it. Return to the temple of time and go back to an adult. Find the bunny hood guy running around. Shove the severed penis in his ear.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 09, 2007, 06:22:58 PM
Go to actions menu with F4 and select "dickrape". while dickraping select "jump" to get to the final boss battle
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:22:58 PM
Beat the boss, then return to the bunny hood man. After he stops screaming, hogtie him. Drag him to the temple of time and sacrifice him to the goddesses. They tell you you have but one final thing to do before the triforce is yours.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:25:53 PM
At this point get the Biggoron's Sword. You'll need it.

After you get it, go back to the old man at the lake. Shove your hookshot up his ass. He will then die of AIDS. Bring his body to the Zoras. They will gang rape it and give you the Crystal Anal Beads.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:27:45 PM
Take the Anal Beads to the Gerudos. They will enjoy them, and return the favor by giving you the Semen Arrows.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 09, 2007, 06:29:08 PM
Quote from: Mason Storm;649686IDDQD

IDKFA for al keys.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:29:40 PM
Take your new semen arrows and use them to fight Ganondorf instead of the light arrows. Ganondorf will moan like wild and orgasm everytime you hit him, thus he will fall in love with you and give you the triforce of Power. But wait! you still need the triforce of wisdom, from Zelda.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:30:25 PM
Go skullfuck her brutally. once she dies, it's yours.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:33:09 PM
Go to the temple of time. Press all 4 C-buttons at once, play epona's song, then the minuet of the forest, then the song of time, all without looking at the menu. Then press A B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z A A R R L Up Down Right Left R L A B B B Z Z Z in under 12 seconds.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 09, 2007, 06:35:05 PM
Congratulations, you've obtained the Triforce!!

Your game will now glitch and break. You'll lose all your saves and the cartridge will never work again.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 09, 2007, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;649749Go to the temple of time. Press all 4 C-buttons at once, play epona's song, then the minuet of the forest, then the song of time, all without looking at the menu. Then press A B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z A A R R L Up Down Right Left R L A B B B Z Z Z in under 12 seconds.

!!!
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 09, 2007, 06:50:00 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;649753Congratulations, you've obtained the Triforce!!

Your game will now glitch and break. You'll lose all your saves and the cartridge will never work again.

I lol'd
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: MSPaintClock on January 09, 2007, 06:51:23 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;649749Go to the temple of time. Press all 4 C-buttons at once, play epona's song, then the minuet of the forest, then the song of time, all without looking at the menu. Then press A B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z A A R R L Up Down Right Left R L A B B B Z Z Z in under 12 seconds.

then press B x 1000 there's no time limit on this
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: AMPEEEM on January 09, 2007, 06:53:29 PM
Then erase your hard drive.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: PsychobillyClock on January 09, 2007, 08:17:38 PM
Then kill the president.  Don't worry, by now you should have god mode, so Agent Smith won't kill you.  Make sure you have the Holy Buttplug inserted into your rectum in order to activate god mode.  Look out for the jews, because if they catch you being god they'll crucify your ass.  Anyways, go to Washington DC and find the White House.  Make sure you have your entire arsenal with you.  Blow up the white house.  Find the bunker in the middle of the rubble and shoot the president and his wife.  The president's dog will be harder to kill, because dog spelled backwards is god.  If you brought your entire arsenal with you, break out the dog whistle, and blow it as hard as you can to give the president's dog a massive brain aneurysm.  Congratulations, you killed the president!  But now, you must kill...  THE VICE PRESIDENT!  Start heading to the mountains of Wyoming...
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: SensuClock on January 09, 2007, 08:21:01 PM
Now fire ur lazors.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: SpriteRemixClock on January 09, 2007, 09:51:30 PM
shit thread shit thread

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Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: DeadTreeClock on January 09, 2007, 10:16:35 PM
Then plug in a microphone from "Hey You Pikachu" and shout "I JACK OFF TO GAY PORN" really loud (loud enough for your parents to hear it) and this will cause the Tubgirl Geyser to shut off so you can enter the dungeon below...
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: screwdriver_clock on January 09, 2007, 10:22:30 PM
Omg i did the code and this is what happen: OMG (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7524167936154351678&q=triforce+in+zelda)
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: kramerclock on January 10, 2007, 12:03:19 AM
then try not to die from excitment and look for the 3rd video
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: salt on January 10, 2007, 04:51:59 AM
Put both of your index fingers in your peehole and rip it open. Then eat the remains. You should now obtain all the levels in the game.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: RobertSmithClock on January 10, 2007, 04:58:22 AM
after that, put you hand as far as you can up your ass and snap, this will release the seventh key to success
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: MarshmallowClock on January 10, 2007, 06:49:51 AM
wait what?
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Rain on January 10, 2007, 11:16:57 AM
2 unlok ur mum in smash broez turn of ur cnsol and thn plug in ur control into soket too ad then u kan beet syko mantiss
 
then p on ur dysk
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Poltergeist on January 10, 2007, 11:26:32 AM
Do a meaga Goatse and turn yourself inside out.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: PolyhedronClock on January 10, 2007, 11:27:44 AM
Quote from: After Eight;6507232 unlok ur mum in smash broez turn of ur cnsol and thn plug in ur control into soket too ad then u kan beet syko mantiss
 
then p on ur dysk

Soon after that, be sure to plug the controller back into socket 1, and be carefull not to wake up the Yeti.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 10, 2007, 11:44:47 AM
After you step on the carpet a bazillion monsters will appear, just jack off to the monitor and they will lick until death. So you can later use the flesh as a new kind of food and you will recover a bit of your lost energy.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Rain on January 10, 2007, 11:50:07 AM
THE M.USER WILL BREAK THE STAFF OVER HIS KNEE AND YELL "FINAL STRIKE" IT WILL DO LEET DAMAGE TO THE LAST BOSS, BUT YOUR ENTIRE PARTY WILL BE ON LIKE, 1HP, LOL.
 
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Also take a fucking BITE out of crime.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 10, 2007, 11:53:21 AM
Now you have some energy back, go to the star shaped room again and you will find the big ass skinless monsters, turn of a cigar on one of them and they will do a little dance, take a video and then kill them.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Rain on January 10, 2007, 11:56:15 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;650795Now you have some energy back, go to the star shaped room again and you will find the big ass skinless monsters, turn of a cigar on one of them and they will do a little dance, take a video and then kill them.

I just tried. It didn't work :/
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 10, 2007, 12:07:30 PM
Quote from: After Eight;650798I just tried. It didn't work :/

You had to eat them, remember?
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 10, 2007, 12:08:37 PM
Before I forget, you have to sip all the green acid moats in the map, it will reduce your healt a 50% but it will help you with the ammo range.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Rain on January 10, 2007, 12:10:54 PM
I'll try it in a sec. BRB
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Soup Clock on January 10, 2007, 12:15:26 PM
Theme your myspace with vampires then make a bulletin about how you are going to go kill yourself.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: KinderEggClock on January 10, 2007, 12:18:04 PM
Complete the game then turn off your console without saving. When you turn it back on you will POWER LEVEL 9000+
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 10, 2007, 12:19:06 PM
Quote from: KinderEggClock;650829Complete the game then turn off your console without saving. When you turn it back on you will POWER LEVEL 9000+

WHAT?!
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: camoclock is a great man on January 10, 2007, 12:21:50 PM
Quote from: KinderEggClock;650829Complete the game then turn off your console without saving. When you turn it back on you will POWER LEVEL 9000+

Then get your ass kicked but use an ether before the final blow to visit Dr. Cortez and steal the Time Crystals.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Rain on January 10, 2007, 12:39:29 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;650814Before I forget, you have to sip all the green acid moats in the map, it will reduce your healt a 50% but it will help you with the ammo range.

k it worked but now I'm stuck at the pogo-stick nazis on the bridge.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 10, 2007, 12:42:35 PM
Quote from: After Eight;650859k it worked but now I'm stuck at the pogo-stick nazis on the bridge.

Don't you mean the zombie commies?
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Rain on January 10, 2007, 12:47:43 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;650863Don't you mean the zombie commies?

NO. BUT YOU BETTER HURRY THEYRE COMIN OUT OF MA MONITER
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 10, 2007, 12:49:56 PM
Quote from: After Eight;650874NO. BUT YOU BETTER HURRY THEYRE COMIN OUT OF MA MONITER

Ok, ok. Just shoot them with the normal magnum. Sounds dull but you can only kill htem with that. Be sure to aim in the crotch for just ceating them in two hits.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: TequilaClock on January 10, 2007, 12:57:43 PM
Ah and remember taking their brains in case you need to throw or eat something.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: Rain on January 10, 2007, 12:59:32 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;650888Ah and remember taking their brains in case you need to throw or eat something.

it borkz my monitur :(
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: BunnyClock on January 10, 2007, 01:42:58 PM
Now go to the broken tree branch. When you're there walk left. Then right again. Now put the controller in your underwear. Control it with your mind. Go into the bar and start a brawl, a zombie brawl. Then do a handstand and take a dump, eat your droppings. After this has been done perform circumcision on yourself. Progress forward.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: BrusselSproutClock on January 10, 2007, 02:43:04 PM
Now turn your nipples left-50, right-10 and 5 meters into the second to last pine tree in the flying car, then press UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START.  Pull your nipples out, enter the living room and take out the Chaos Emerald.
Title: The neverending cheat code thread!
Post by: camoclock is a great man on January 10, 2007, 02:51:58 PM
Put all the jewels you have in your penis and pee a rainbow for god mode.