Basically what you do is invent a cheat code for a game then like the next poster carries on the cheat from where you left off or some shit example:
Quote from: POST ONEgo 2 start den masterbate 4 10 ours wifout coming den bete da game twice wifout dieing on mega mega hard
Quote from: POST ONEThen pee on yo' disk
bla bla bla.
I'll start.
To get the triforce on The Legend of Zelda: Oracana of time, first beat the game without turning off the n64 or using an emulator on the gold cartride without dieing once or getting any heart powerup and without losing one heart...[/FONT]
Then pee on yo' disk
Attempt a full blown Goatse before
Press UP C DOWN C LEFT C RIGHT C A+START
fill your nose with quick drying cement
Don't set yourself on fire
then take the cement out and use it for a buttplug
Alt+F4 Access cheat menu
Quote from: Osmosis Jones;649666Alt+F4 Access cheat menu
ctrl+alt+F7 Erase game memory
Quote from: Osmosis Jones;649666Alt+F4 Access cheat menu
I did it twice to make sure i pressed the right buttons _poogle_
you lied to me
i'm so hurt inside its so hard to describe
talk to Dante the Gravekeeper
wait for him to pee in your butt
Then DO A BARREL ROLL.
IDDQD
Then divide by zero. After that, play the Death Waltz on your ocarina...
Quote from: Town Clock;649690Then divide by zero.
HEY
Poop in a trash can
Take the poop back out, go to the temple of time and return to child mode. Put the poop in Malon's vagina. Her fat dad will try to kill you. Throw chickens at him. Then rape him.
Vote the fifen and give the fairy a ruppe
put down your noose, ill hang myself
Then go to the house of Skulltula. If you've already turned them all human you cannot complete this cheat. Make the one in the middle (spider form) give you a blowjob.
That will cause your penis to bleed and finally break off. Take it. Return to the temple of time and go back to an adult. Find the bunny hood guy running around. Shove the severed penis in his ear.
Go to actions menu with F4 and select "dickrape". while dickraping select "jump" to get to the final boss battle
Beat the boss, then return to the bunny hood man. After he stops screaming, hogtie him. Drag him to the temple of time and sacrifice him to the goddesses. They tell you you have but one final thing to do before the triforce is yours.
At this point get the Biggoron's Sword. You'll need it.
After you get it, go back to the old man at the lake. Shove your hookshot up his ass. He will then die of AIDS. Bring his body to the Zoras. They will gang rape it and give you the Crystal Anal Beads.
Take the Anal Beads to the Gerudos. They will enjoy them, and return the favor by giving you the Semen Arrows.
Quote from: Mason Storm;649686IDDQD
IDKFA for al keys.
Take your new semen arrows and use them to fight Ganondorf instead of the light arrows. Ganondorf will moan like wild and orgasm everytime you hit him, thus he will fall in love with you and give you the triforce of Power. But wait! you still need the triforce of wisdom, from Zelda.
Go skullfuck her brutally. once she dies, it's yours.
Go to the temple of time. Press all 4 C-buttons at once, play epona's song, then the minuet of the forest, then the song of time, all without looking at the menu. Then press A B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z A A R R L Up Down Right Left R L A B B B Z Z Z in under 12 seconds.
Congratulations, you've obtained the Triforce!!
Your game will now glitch and break. You'll lose all your saves and the cartridge will never work again.
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;649749Go to the temple of time. Press all 4 C-buttons at once, play epona's song, then the minuet of the forest, then the song of time, all without looking at the menu. Then press A B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z A A R R L Up Down Right Left R L A B B B Z Z Z in under 12 seconds.
!!!
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;649753Congratulations, you've obtained the Triforce!!
Your game will now glitch and break. You'll lose all your saves and the cartridge will never work again.
I lol'd
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;649749Go to the temple of time. Press all 4 C-buttons at once, play epona's song, then the minuet of the forest, then the song of time, all without looking at the menu. Then press A B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z A A R R L Up Down Right Left R L A B B B Z Z Z in under 12 seconds.
then press B x 1000 there's no time limit on this
Then erase your hard drive.
Then kill the president. Don't worry, by now you should have god mode, so Agent Smith won't kill you. Make sure you have the Holy Buttplug inserted into your rectum in order to activate god mode. Look out for the jews, because if they catch you being god they'll crucify your ass. Anyways, go to Washington DC and find the White House. Make sure you have your entire arsenal with you. Blow up the white house. Find the bunker in the middle of the rubble and shoot the president and his wife. The president's dog will be harder to kill, because dog spelled backwards is god. If you brought your entire arsenal with you, break out the dog whistle, and blow it as hard as you can to give the president's dog a massive brain aneurysm. Congratulations, you killed the president! But now, you must kill... THE VICE PRESIDENT! Start heading to the mountains of Wyoming...
Now fire ur lazors.
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Then plug in a microphone from "Hey You Pikachu" and shout "I JACK OFF TO GAY PORN" really loud (loud enough for your parents to hear it) and this will cause the Tubgirl Geyser to shut off so you can enter the dungeon below...
Omg i did the code and this is what happen: OMG (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7524167936154351678&q=triforce+in+zelda)
then try not to die from excitment and look for the 3rd video
Put both of your index fingers in your peehole and rip it open. Then eat the remains. You should now obtain all the levels in the game.
after that, put you hand as far as you can up your ass and snap, this will release the seventh key to success
wait what?
2 unlok ur mum in smash broez turn of ur cnsol and thn plug in ur control into soket too ad then u kan beet syko mantiss
then p on ur dysk
Do a meaga Goatse and turn yourself inside out.
Quote from: After Eight;6507232 unlok ur mum in smash broez turn of ur cnsol and thn plug in ur control into soket too ad then u kan beet syko mantiss
then p on ur dysk
Soon after that, be sure to plug the controller back into socket 1, and be carefull not to wake up the Yeti.
After you step on the carpet a bazillion monsters will appear, just jack off to the monitor and they will lick until death. So you can later use the flesh as a new kind of food and you will recover a bit of your lost energy.
THE M.USER WILL BREAK THE STAFF OVER HIS KNEE AND YELL "FINAL STRIKE" IT WILL DO LEET DAMAGE TO THE LAST BOSS, BUT YOUR ENTIRE PARTY WILL BE ON LIKE, 1HP, LOL.
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Also take a fucking BITE out of crime.
Now you have some energy back, go to the star shaped room again and you will find the big ass skinless monsters, turn of a cigar on one of them and they will do a little dance, take a video and then kill them.
Quote from: TequilaClock;650795Now you have some energy back, go to the star shaped room again and you will find the big ass skinless monsters, turn of a cigar on one of them and they will do a little dance, take a video and then kill them.
I just tried. It didn't work :/
Quote from: After Eight;650798I just tried. It didn't work :/
You had to eat them, remember?
Before I forget, you have to sip all the green acid moats in the map, it will reduce your healt a 50% but it will help you with the ammo range.
I'll try it in a sec. BRB
Theme your myspace with vampires then make a bulletin about how you are going to go kill yourself.
Complete the game then turn off your console without saving. When you turn it back on you will POWER LEVEL 9000+
Quote from: KinderEggClock;650829Complete the game then turn off your console without saving. When you turn it back on you will POWER LEVEL 9000+
WHAT?!
Quote from: KinderEggClock;650829Complete the game then turn off your console without saving. When you turn it back on you will POWER LEVEL 9000+
Then get your ass kicked but use an ether before the final blow to visit Dr. Cortez and steal the Time Crystals.
Quote from: TequilaClock;650814Before I forget, you have to sip all the green acid moats in the map, it will reduce your healt a 50% but it will help you with the ammo range.
k it worked but now I'm stuck at the pogo-stick nazis on the bridge.
Quote from: After Eight;650859k it worked but now I'm stuck at the pogo-stick nazis on the bridge.
Don't you mean the zombie commies?
Quote from: TequilaClock;650863Don't you mean the zombie commies?
NO. BUT YOU BETTER HURRY THEYRE COMIN OUT OF MA MONITER
Quote from: After Eight;650874NO. BUT YOU BETTER HURRY THEYRE COMIN OUT OF MA MONITER
Ok, ok. Just shoot them with the normal magnum. Sounds dull but you can only kill htem with that. Be sure to aim in the crotch for just ceating them in two hits.
Ah and remember taking their brains in case you need to throw or eat something.
Quote from: TequilaClock;650888Ah and remember taking their brains in case you need to throw or eat something.
it borkz my monitur :(
Now go to the broken tree branch. When you're there walk left. Then right again. Now put the controller in your underwear. Control it with your mind. Go into the bar and start a brawl, a zombie brawl. Then do a handstand and take a dump, eat your droppings. After this has been done perform circumcision on yourself. Progress forward.
Now turn your nipples left-50, right-10 and 5 meters into the second to last pine tree in the flying car, then press UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START. Pull your nipples out, enter the living room and take out the Chaos Emerald.
Put all the jewels you have in your penis and pee a rainbow for god mode.