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Title: Does the object continue to move after it comes to rest?
Post by: Soup Clock on January 25, 2007, 04:36:16 PM
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Title: Does the object continue to move after it comes to rest?
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2007, 04:38:57 PM
I once saw a man run his jeep into the ass of an Elephant, damn it shot off so fast i thought the elephant found out his wife had gonorrhea.
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Post by: TequilaClock on January 25, 2007, 04:48:43 PM
hahahaha teacher got owned
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Post by: PolyhedronClock on January 25, 2007, 04:52:46 PM
This sure beats the hell out of the "Find X" joke.
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Post by: KronosClock on January 25, 2007, 04:53:59 PM
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Post by: TequilaClock on January 25, 2007, 04:54:45 PM
Quote from: KronosClock;671404

Ahahahahha I got it
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Post by: NesquikClock on January 25, 2007, 05:00:53 PM
I found the X!
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Post by: Marlin Clock on January 25, 2007, 05:20:15 PM
Quote from: Sewp;671374
It's too bad I just got done with spring potential energy in Physics.
Maybe he'll come back to it some time for a review.
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Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on January 25, 2007, 05:20:59 PM
Ahahaha I actually laughed out loud. My mom gave me a funny look.
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Post by: BrusselSproutClock on January 25, 2007, 05:24:18 PM
It's official - my day is complete.  XD
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Post by: berimfuckyoubau on January 25, 2007, 06:41:13 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;671395hahahaha teacher got owned

//www.teacher.justgotowned.com
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Post by: Blue on January 25, 2007, 07:24:47 PM
Quote from: Sewp;671374

Apparently, you got a donut for that answer. Is a donut before an A, or after F...?
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Post by: DingleberryClock on January 25, 2007, 07:31:09 PM
o ok
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Post by: MentosClock on January 25, 2007, 07:48:50 PM
That is an awesome answer.
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Post by: zenome on January 25, 2007, 08:27:09 PM
Quote from: George S. Halas;671429It's too bad I just got done with spring potential energy in Physics.
Maybe he'll come back to it some time for a review.

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Post by: blistablack on January 25, 2007, 08:29:53 PM
I would refuse to even do this because it's illogical, and a big fucking waste of time.

How the fuck is a frictionless ramp possible?
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Post by: DillClock on January 25, 2007, 08:50:27 PM
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Post by: EtchASketchClock on January 25, 2007, 09:08:38 PM
Quote from: Gregg;671643

/jokeover
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Post by: Pumpkin Clock on January 25, 2007, 09:38:55 PM
lol i used to do that shit all the time in highschool..... probably explains why I never got a regents diploma
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Post by: Slurpee on January 25, 2007, 09:48:09 PM
This reminds me. On an eighth grade social studies test. The question was, "What powers do the Senate and the House of Representatives share?"
My friend wrote "When their powers combine, they summon Captain Planet!"
He got half a point credit.

We had some cool teachers in Middle School.
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Post by: VCRClock on January 25, 2007, 10:11:25 PM
Quote from: GayFuelClock;671604How the fuck is a frictionless ramp possible?

As a matter of fact, it isn't.

My Health teacher makes her tests ridiculously long. On a 6-page test, I got fed up half of the way through and decided to answer the rest in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS. One of the questions something like:

What is passive-aggressive disorder? Give an example of how someone with passive-aggressive disorder would behave.

My answer:

ANSWERING THE SECOND HALF OF THIS TEST IN BIG CAPITAL LETTERS IS PRETTY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE.