Ok, first of all, this is serious. If you don't believe me, go try it yourself. I do admit that my posts are weird, but oh boy, have I ever lied? Ok, here's the whole story:
I just went to bathroom to take a poop as usual. After it, I began the usual process to wipe my ass. I don't know how many of you wipe ass the same way I do, but here's how I usually do it:
1. Life up the butt while lowering your head, and then wipe.
2. Wipe it several times and assume it's clean.
However, I just discovered that my years of such practice is actually WRONG!
Today, after I wiped my ass the usual way and I stood up , I accidentally found couple towels I dropped on floor seconds ago. I then decided to wipe my ass while I was in the standing position. Ok, here's the key point: I was wiping my ass while I was standing, instead of lowering my head below my butt. I thought my ass must be very clean because I wiped it over and over before, but oh boy, I was WRONG and who thought human assholes are so complicated! After I wiped my ass while standing from down to up, I found my ass is far from clean. It's totally like unwiped.
Therefore, guys, if you don't believe me, try it yourself. Here's the conclusion:
If you wanna wipe your ass after poop, make sure you do it in two position:
Position 1: Lift your butt while lowering your head, wipe.
Position 2: Then, totally stand up and then wipe again.
Your will be surprised by how much you wiped off afterward. Again, try it yourself if you don't believe me.
(User was banned for this post; Reason: For doing funny things do his butt. Gay things.)
isison what the fuck
How the fuck does it make a difference its a fucking hole i dont believe you
EDIT: Actually its probably because you wipe your ass with your head under your toilet, as you described
yeah, it's amazing how little butts actually get clean
ps what the FUCK
isison what the fuck
Quote from: Mistah F.A.B.;695137isison what the fuck
I was about to say the same ass shit.
Hahahahahahaha holy fuck man.
Ok guys, I thought you guys will treat this as a stupid post. Again, please try it yourself next time you go to bathroom. You will then see what I was talking about.
Quote from: Isison the Fapper;695143Ok guys, I thought you guys will treat this as a stupid post. Again, please try it yourself next time you go to bathroom. You will then see what I was talking about.
Isison
what the fuck
Quote from: Isison the Fapper;695143Ok guys, I thought you guys will treat this as a stupid post. Again, please try it yourself next time you go to bathroom. You will then see what I was talking about.
no
isison what the fuck
Isison what the fuck
Seriously what the fuck, Isison.
No, but with all due respect
Isison. What the fuck?
I can only expect you shit all over your ass, or you have a goatse-like rectum.
Quote from: Kombucha;695154Seriously what the fuck, Isison.
All jokes aside...
Seriously.
What the fuck?
Like i said before: 27 my ass. (no pun intended)
Quote from: OctorokClock;695161All jokes aside...
Seriously.
What the fuck?
Serious buisness. :fez:
Quote from: Kombucha;695165Serious buisness. :fez:
Woh
What the fuck?
Isison?
What the fuck?
What the fuck, Isison?
is nobody's fault your mother didn't showed you how to wipe
Wrong, you guys are doing. Sad it makes me. :(
Seriously, Isison?
What the fuck?
ISISON WHAT THE FUCK
Oh and isison what the fuck
Um yes I have a question for the governor.
Isison what the fuck
Damn, You suck! Isison What the Fuck?
Isison, you disappoint me, you dickbag.
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isiso. i have a question.
not so difficult question
maybe you will found it funny to answer it.
it is just:
:confused::confused:WHAT D F??:confused::confused::confused:
Isision...
What the fuck?
What.
The.
Fuck.
Well, when you guys live with a bunch of other guys you will understand the importance of proper asshole hygiene.
OMG WHY?
ISISON WHAT THE FUCK
I really don't know why I read your threads or posts.
ISISON WHAT THE FUCK.
Isison what the fuck
I've always done it standing up, but still...
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Quote from: FlavorClock;695273I've always done it standing up, but still...

Ahahahahahaha.
:thumbs:
Ok, I totally understand why you guys are acting like this. No problem. When Earth was first found to be round instead of flat, few people believed it.
Great contradictories always accompany great discoveries.
isison is either the worst or greater poster ever i honestly cant decide
Quote from: Isison the Fapper;695288Ok, I totally understand why you guys are acting like this. No problem. When Earth was first found to be round instead of flat, few people believed it.
Great contradictories always accompany great discoveries.
Isison, what the fuck?
A Goldmine worthy thread.
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haha i smell s aybabtu-ish type of situation forming itt
Dear god.
Seriously Isison, what the fuck?
This thread is amazing.
Holy fuck I Can't stop luaghing and now I have the hiccups. Fuck.
What the fuck Isision?
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Quote from: Skeletor;695417Soup
What the fuck?
Skeletor
What the FUCK
Now I'm confused, who is currently receiving the fucking of what?
Quote from: FileCabinet;695419Skeletor
What the FUCK
You're doing it wrong.
Isison, what the fuck?
Isison WHAT THE FUCK
Woah woah woah
slow down
Isison
What the FUCK
What the fuck? Isison?!!
WHAT THE FUCK?????