Oh, I am quite in a steamed rage! I must play croquet! I must! For some reason, I have been angered and am compelled to score a few balls under the hoop! I shant even wear SHIN GUARDS I am so angered! This is quite a quandary! One must play me in this game of Croquet, or I shath release my rage and.. and.. Complain to the company!!!
Quote from: Takeout;739539Oh, I am quite in a steamed rage! I must play croquet! I must! For some reason, I have been angered and am compelled to score a few balls under the hoop! I shant even wear SHIN GUARDS I am so angered! This is quite a quandary! One must play me in this game of Croquet, or I shath release my rage and.. and.. Complain to the company!!!
woah slow down there, man.
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Quote from: Abizaga Clock;739547woah slow down there, man.
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Oooh, my good man, I cannot! I am so angry I MUST use the croquet mallet! I am so angry! *Screams weakly.* Aaaaaaaaaargh! *holds up croquet mallet and hits a ball. It flies up and goes under 10 of the ring-thingies.* I am so steamed! I must!
Here here, sir! I propose polo! Nothing calms boiled blood faster than being atop a mighty raging steed and swinging a hammer every which-way!
Quote from: Takeout;739561Oooh, my good man, I cannot! I am so angry I MUST use the croquet mallet! I am so angry! *Screams weakly.* Aaaaaaaaaargh! *holds up croquet mallet and hits a ball. It flies up and goes under 10 of the ring-thingies.* I am so steamed! I must!
Why must you insist on angsty role playing when you could have a friendly game of croquet with fellow gents?
Quote from: Town Clock;739571Here here, sir! I propose polo! Nothing calms boiled blood faster than being atop a mighty raging steed and swinging a hammer every which-way!
Quite possibly! May I have the magnificent hammer that determines my calmness? I shant wear kneepads, for I am feeling quite risky! May I get an injury, may it calm me!
Quote from: Takeout;739613Quite possibly! May I have the magnificent hammer that determines my calmness? I shant wear kneepads, for I am feeling quite risky! May I get an injury, may it calm me!
lol! yay for croquet!
OH BOY AM I MIFFED
go fuck yourself