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Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: strawclock on April 02, 2007, 05:58:06 PM
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There was NO ice burg that hit the Titanic. FACT

Evidence: Where was the ice burg wreckage?

The U.S. government planted explosives in the belly of the ship. FACT

Evidence: The ship broke in half! Water, breaking a steel ship in two? I think not.


No passengers were on the Titanic when it sank, they were all put on a DIFFERENT ship and taken to a secure location. FACT

Evidence: For one, they claim there were 2,500 people on the ship, but the life boats would only seat 1,000 people. FACT, they fucked up their numbers and forgot that when making a fake passenger manifest they should think about the odds and ends like how many life boat seats there are!!!

Also.. The man in this picture is named Jack Dawson. He was said to have frozen to death in the icy waters after the ship sank.
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Well, guess what! HE NEVER DIED ON THE SHIP!!!!! HIS NAME IS REALLY LEONARDO DICAPRIO, A FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD ACTOR!
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Help spread the word against this injustice!!!! WILLIAM H. TAFT IS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND 4/15/1912!!!!

Ever wonder what the W in George W. Bush stood for? WILLIAM H. TAFT, THAT'S WHAT IT STANDS FOR!
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: strawclock on April 02, 2007, 05:59:55 PM
THE PLOT THICKENS:

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FACT!
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Slurpee on April 02, 2007, 06:08:53 PM
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Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: berimfuckyoubau on April 02, 2007, 06:20:18 PM
Quote from: Monkey;759518Not survivor, but actually alien.


FACT!

LOL
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on April 02, 2007, 06:53:38 PM
ITT ice burgs.

ICE BURGS.

ICE BURGS.

BURGS.
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: FluxCapacitorClock on April 02, 2007, 11:46:05 PM
holy shits
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: SnakeClock on April 02, 2007, 11:48:01 PM
rofflewaff rofflewaff

I've been seeing all those "9/11 Was an Inside Job" stickers posted all over the city. Gah, we have such a litter problem...
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Master Penguin Salad on April 03, 2007, 12:06:24 AM
one problem with your theory, why would the government blow up a huge cruise ship?
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Lump Clock on April 03, 2007, 12:09:58 AM
FACT!

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Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: miracle fruit on April 03, 2007, 01:19:05 AM
Quote from: Monkey;759518Not survivor, but actually alien.


FACT!

FACT!

Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: UnrealClock on April 03, 2007, 01:23:41 AM
Quote from: a Lil' Twisted;759850FACT!


lolwut?
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Lump Clock on April 03, 2007, 01:36:06 AM
Quote from: Kevin Rose;759946lolwut?

That's me on the left. Holding the beer.
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on April 03, 2007, 01:41:29 AM
I have some breaking information!

After the Titanic "sank" and all the passengers were taken away, the Titanic continued service for the military. Heres a rare photo of the Titanic being used as a ammunition ship (clevarly disguised as a medical ship) for the navy in WORLD WAR ONE! The iraq war of it's time!
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As if that isn't proof enough, this is officer William Murdoch.
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In the documentary movie "titanic" he's the man who shoots an unarmed civilian. Well, guess what else comes up when you enter "william murdoch gunshot" into google image? (and on page 1 at that!)
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I rest my case.
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Lump Clock on April 03, 2007, 01:50:12 AM
Quote from: we were lucky;759957I have some breaking information!

After the Titanic "sank" and all the passengers were taken away, the Titanic continued service for the military. Heres a rare photo of the Titanic being used as a ammunition ship (clevarly disguised as a medical ship) for the navy in WORLD WAR ONE! The iraq war of it's time!


As if that isn't proof enough, this is officer William Murdoch.

In the documentary movie "titanic" he's the man who shoots an unarmed civilian. Well, guess what else comes up when you enter "william murdoch gunshot" into google image? (and on page 1 at that!)

I rest my case.
The song in your signature by Modest Moust should be the threads autoplay..
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2007, 01:53:58 AM
Planes didn't crash into the twin towers, The titanic did.
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Lump Clock on April 03, 2007, 01:56:31 AM
Quote from: Time Consumer X;759967Planes didn't crash into the twin towers, The titanic did.

Ice Burgs or Aliens?:shifty:
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on April 03, 2007, 02:01:07 AM
Quote from: a Lil' Twisted;759969Ice Burgs or Aliens?:shifty:

Government aliens flying the titanic with an iceberg crew, damnit! Haven't you been paying attention!? You need to wake up man, take a look at whats going down around you.
Quote from: Time Consumer X;759967Planes didn't crash into the twin towers, The titanic did.
I'm too lazy to open flash and do it
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: SpinningCubeClock on April 03, 2007, 04:34:09 AM
The Titanic was a movie shot all in a backyard pool. It never really happened. FACT

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Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2007, 05:05:46 AM
Quote from: SpinningcubeClock;760033The Titanic was a movie shot all in a backyard pool. It never really happened. FACT

REVEALED!
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: BunnyClock on April 03, 2007, 05:25:33 AM
I fully support this theory! Here is a rare picture of John J. Johnson, the man who supposisdlely was on the ship when it was sinking. BUT how could they have taken a picture of this man if he had died on that boat? Zombies, yes that's right. The plot thickens people.

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Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on April 03, 2007, 05:59:25 AM
ICEBERG
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: BunnyClock on April 03, 2007, 06:04:10 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;760087ICEBERG

IJSBERG
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: SnakeClock on April 03, 2007, 11:05:57 AM
Quote from: russian mafia;759847one problem with your theory, why would the government blow up a huge cruise ship?

So that the British government would have an excuse to incite World War I two years later.
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: PirateClock on April 03, 2007, 11:12:44 AM
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Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: PirateClock on April 03, 2007, 11:15:26 AM
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"TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE OCEAN!!!"
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on April 03, 2007, 11:52:30 AM
Jews did Titanic.
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Scuba Clock on April 03, 2007, 12:35:32 PM
ISE BHERGGG
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: MarshmallowClock on April 03, 2007, 12:45:01 PM
Ready for this one?

Okay, so the date is 4/15.
4/15.
Let's take out the slash.
415.
Now let's pretend the 1 is just a dot.
4.5
4.5 + 4.5
9.
Now let's change the 4.5 by cutting it in half and getting rid of the decimal.
9 + 2.
11.
9 11.
Coincidence? I think not.
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Slurpee on April 03, 2007, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: Marsh;760311Ready for this one?

Okay, so the date is 4/15.
4/15.
Let's take out the slash.
415.
Now let's pretend the 1 is just a dot.
4.5
4.5 + 4.5
9.
Now let's change the 4.5 by cutting it in half and getting rid of the decimal.
9 + 2.
11.
9 11.
Coincidence? I think not.
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: HorseChestnutClock on April 03, 2007, 12:52:53 PM
This is a very interesting topic.

Please continue.
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: Lump Clock on April 03, 2007, 02:21:24 PM
9+ 11= 20 which is 3 away from 23
3 being the approximate length of the movie Titanic in hours.
FACT!
Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: strawclock on April 03, 2007, 08:01:56 PM
This piece of evidence was submitted later on in the investigation. A photographer on a nearby ship only had seconds to snap this photo.

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Researchers consider this "UFO" to be a modern F-117 tactical bomber. Is it also a time machine? It is said that George W. Bush piloted the aircraft himself.

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Title: 4/15 was an INSIDE JOB
Post by: miracle fruit on April 03, 2007, 10:21:31 PM
why isnt this goldmined yet!