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Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: Isison on April 19, 2007, 10:26:36 AM
Ok, today in my philosophy class, my teacher is teaching "Liar's Paradox". In case you don't know, it is a very well-known paradox in philosophy. Here's an example of a "liar's paradox:

"This statement is false."

So, is that sentence true or false? Such sentences are called "Liar's Paradox".

Ok, anyway, my teacher afterward said :"if you can make a different Liar's Paradox yourself, I will give you bonus points for the course." I thought for a second, and for the sake of extra bonus, I raised my hand and said:

"I am from 4chan!"

Lol, half the class immediately went riot, and my teacher is standing there in total confusion.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: EnglishClock on April 19, 2007, 10:33:54 AM
PWN3D!!!!
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: SockpuppetClock on April 19, 2007, 10:34:34 AM
Rioting in agreeing with your attempt at a bonus? Or rioting in how stupid that is?
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: KinderEggClock on April 19, 2007, 10:35:53 AM
Lol 4chan
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: BlitzballClock on April 19, 2007, 10:45:52 AM
Quote from: SockPuppetClock;779718Rioting in agreeing with your attempt at a bonus? Or rioting in how stupid that is?

.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: CapitalistClock on April 19, 2007, 10:50:48 AM
LULZ!
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: Poltergeist on April 19, 2007, 10:56:35 AM
I DON'T GET IT.
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Post by: I'm Gone Don't PM me! on April 19, 2007, 11:00:02 AM
Somebody kill me.
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Post by: PecanClock on April 19, 2007, 11:13:19 AM
I am Jesus.
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Post by: peyoteclock on April 19, 2007, 11:17:58 AM
not 2 funney @ ALL!
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Post by: Slurpee on April 19, 2007, 11:33:12 AM
This one time a guy mentioned 4chan in real life, and I shot him.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: Slurpee on April 19, 2007, 11:33:26 AM
Shot him right in the chest.
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Post by: StrangeClock on April 19, 2007, 12:10:35 PM
Did you shoot him many times
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Post by: Munglai on April 19, 2007, 12:13:11 PM
I don't get it.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: BritClock on April 19, 2007, 12:17:21 PM
Quote from: Peppa Pig;779768I don't get it.

Me neither
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: Applecore on April 19, 2007, 12:17:50 PM
Quote from: Isison;779714"I am from 4chan!"

You're a fucking idiot.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: Munglai on April 19, 2007, 12:23:23 PM
Also how come you're doing philosophy? I thought you were 13 or something.
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Post by: TequilaClock on April 19, 2007, 12:26:48 PM
:Ã,¬|
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: Slurpee on April 19, 2007, 12:27:31 PM
Quote from: StrangeClock;779766Did you shoot him many times
Yeah I think he might be dead.
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Post by: Poltergeist on April 19, 2007, 12:29:49 PM
Wait, people at your school know what the internets is?
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Post by: Ti-83Clock on April 19, 2007, 12:38:03 PM
lol i kind of get it
but i wouldnt say you owned your teacher
since he was just confused about it
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on April 19, 2007, 12:47:00 PM
Quote from: Peppa Pig;779777Also how come you're doing philosophy? I thought you were 13 or something.
philosophy is teached and 9th grade too i think...
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: AlbinoClock on April 19, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
That's not a liar's paradox. If being from 4chan necessitated that you were not from 4chan, sure, but it doesn't, so you're wrong.

Also, a way better example is "The following statement is true. The previous statement is false," or at least, I like it more.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: TequilaClock on April 19, 2007, 12:59:38 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;779813That's not a liar's paradox. If being from 4chan necessitated that you were not from 4chan, sure, but it doesn't, so you're wrong.

Also, a way better example is "The following statement is true. The previous statement is false," or at least, I like it more.

This isn't a reply.

No actually I did it wrong.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: HorseChestnutClock on April 19, 2007, 01:03:55 PM
another 4chan themed thread that you made....
What is wrong with you?
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Post by: Poltergeist on April 19, 2007, 01:06:33 PM
Isosin is cool.
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Post by: Ti-83Clock on April 19, 2007, 01:50:56 PM
im not going to post in this thread
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Post by: HorseChestnutClock on April 19, 2007, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: Ti-83;779869im not going to post in this thread

me neather
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Post by: PirateClock on April 19, 2007, 01:54:34 PM
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no i didn't
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: Isison on April 19, 2007, 02:37:25 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;779813That's not a liar's paradox. If being from 4chan necessitated that you were not from 4chan, sure, but it doesn't, so you're wrong.

Also, a way better example is "The following statement is true. The previous statement is false," or at least, I like it more.

Well, this paradox shall be understood as "I am from 4chan, (thus as many people believe but in fact not because we're cool), and I am a liar and have no honor and stuff...". In another word, it's just as same as saying "I am a 4chan (liar)", which is a liar's paradox. The sentence wasn't referring to that I'm belong to 4chan or not.

4chan is in fact a place full of honor and truths. Yeah, it's teh internet over all.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: SockpuppetClock on April 19, 2007, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: Isison;779940Well, this paradox shall be understood as "I am from 4chan, (thus as many people believe but in fact not because we're cool), and I am a liar and have no honor and stuff...". In another word, it's just as same as saying "I am a 4chan (liar)", which is a liar's paradox. The sentence wasn't referring to that I'm belong to 4chan or not.
So you're saying that because you claim 4chan is a place that always lies by saying that you're a 4channer (or whatever the hell you call them) that you are lying about being a 4channer?

How the hell is anyone supposed to get that at first without you explaining it?

Quote4chan is in fact a place full of honor and truths. Yeah, it's teh internet over all.
HEY GUYS I SAID "TEH" LOLSHOOPDAWHOOP I'M SO CLEVER TEEHEE I SWITCHED THE H AND THE E TEEHEEHEEE I'M GIGGLING LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL TEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEH
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: SilverClock on April 19, 2007, 02:49:27 PM
I fail to understand.
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Post by: AvocadoClock on April 19, 2007, 02:54:02 PM
I don't get it.
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Post by: splatter on April 19, 2007, 02:57:35 PM
This thread is confusing and gay :/
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: hugh_ on April 19, 2007, 03:05:43 PM
Isison what the fuck
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Post by: SilverClock on April 19, 2007, 03:16:33 PM
Isison what the fuck
 :dance:
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Post by: splatter on April 19, 2007, 03:18:24 PM
Isison what the fuck
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Post by: Applecore on April 19, 2007, 03:21:51 PM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

PS: Someone ban Isison. Please.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: Isison on April 19, 2007, 03:22:52 PM
Quote from: SilverClock;779963I fail to understand.

Ok, let's me explain.

1. "I am from 4chan" --> I am from 4chan, so I'm a big fat liar. Whatever I say isn't true.
2. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is not true. Thus, "I am not from 4chan".
3. If I am not from 4chan, I am not a liar and I am honest. Whatever I say is true.
4. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is true. Thus, "I am from 4chan". So, we are back to step 1, and the loop goes on and on.

I came up with another fun one, and I'm gonna tell my teacher this tomorrow. This one is fun to tell your girlfriend, and I'm sure 3/4 my class is gonna running riot for this one. Ok, here it is :

"I am a raper and a liar".

Lol, this sentence loops from "I am a raper" to "I am not a raper" and back to "I am a raper" again. LOL, if you tell this to your girlfriend, and she will be like "OMG, you're raper" for one second and "Oh, you're not raper" for another second, and back to "OMG, you're raper" again and again. Her mind will alter between "you're raper" and "you're not raper" for days, and she will live in a state of confusion and scaryness. LOL
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: Applecore on April 19, 2007, 03:24:03 PM
Quote from: Isison;780010Ok, let's me explain.

1. "I am from 4chan" --> I am from 4chan, so I'm a big fat liar. Whatever I say isn't true.
2. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is not true. Thus, "I am not from 4chan".
3. If I am not from 4chan, I am not a liar and I am honest. Whatever I say is true.
4. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is true. Thus, "I am from 4chan". So, we are back to step 1, and the loop goes on and on.

I came up with another fun one, and I'm gonna tell my teacher this tomorrow. This one is fun to tell your girlfriend, and I'm sure 3/4 my class is gonna running riot for this one. Ok, here it is :

"I am a raper and a liar".

Lol, this sentence loops from "I am a raper" to "I am not a raper" and back to "I am a raper" again. LOL, if you tell this to your girlfriend, and she will be like "OMG, you're raper" for one second and "Oh, you're not raper" for another second, and back to "OMG, you're raper" again and again. Her mind will alter between "you're raper" and "you're not raper" for days, and she will live in a state of confusion and scaryness. LOL

You're a fucking idiot.

Get the fuck out of my clockcrew.
Title: LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
Post by: SilverClock on April 19, 2007, 03:27:49 PM
Alright guys stop bickering. We can all agree on one thing:

Isison is a gorillasexual


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