Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: MSPaintClock on April 22, 2007, 01:08:12 AM
Post by: MSPaintClock on April 22, 2007, 01:08:12 AM
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/topstories_story_110210958.html
Girl Attacks Classmate With Medieval Weapon
(CBS) GARY, Ind. A fight at an Indiana high school turned into a medieval attack when a freshman girl hit another student and tried to hit a teacher with an uncommon weapon.
Gary police say the girl still has not said how she got the medieval weapon, which weighs about six pounds. The freshman, who has been charged with battery, told police she brought the weapon to school because she was tired of being picked on.
"She was aiming for my face,ââ,¬Â said Shanique Ballard, the target of the attack.
Ballard said she bumped into one of the freshman's friends in the hallway at Lew Wallace High School, and an argument started. Ballard said that's when the young girl pulled out a flail ââ,¬â€œ a sharp, spiked metal ball attached to a handle by a chain or short stick ââ,¬â€œ and started swinging.
"She swung it quick but I just jumped back real quick, 'cause it was long and I had to keep runnin' back,ââ,¬Â Ballard said. ââ,¬Å"I was running back as she was comin' to me."
Ballard said her friend's hand got cut when she tried to get between her and the freshman. She added that the girl also swung the metal club at a teacher.
ââ,¬Å"Itââ,¬â,,¢s heavy, and itââ,¬â,,¢s metal, and itââ,¬â,,¢s sharp,ââ,¬Â Detective Sgt. Darlene Breitenstein said after delivering the girl to the Lake County (Ind.) Juvenile Justice Center, where she is being held on battery charges.
ââ,¬Å"I took the weapon to the detention center for the judge to see,ââ,¬Â said Breitenstein.
"That type of weapon would surprise anyone,ââ,¬Â said Lt. Samuel Roberts of the Gary Police Department. ââ,¬Å"It's not the typical weapon that you may find at a school."
School officials told police a fight broke out in a hallway as students changed classes at third hour. The freshman told Breitenstein she took the flail to school because she needed protection.
Charmella Greer of the Gary Community School Corp. said disciplinary action will be taken.
In a statement, the school's superintendent said the teen entered Lew Wallace using an unauthorized side door to avoid the main entrance where metal detectors and cameras are located. The statement does not say why a security officer is not stationed at that door. The superintendent also said a teacher was never attacked, she just tried to intervene.
One parent CBS 2 spoke to Friday afternoon said he was surprised too. He said he was never notified by phone or letter about the attack. He also says he's concerned the heavy object made it past metal detectors inside the school.
"Any time something like that happens, you know, I believe all parents should be contacted, so something needs to be done about it, definitely,ââ,¬Â said parent Raymond Spencer.
(Ã,© 2007 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. The Associated Press contributed to this report. )
Girl Attacks Classmate With Medieval Weapon
(CBS) GARY, Ind. A fight at an Indiana high school turned into a medieval attack when a freshman girl hit another student and tried to hit a teacher with an uncommon weapon.
Gary police say the girl still has not said how she got the medieval weapon, which weighs about six pounds. The freshman, who has been charged with battery, told police she brought the weapon to school because she was tired of being picked on.
"She was aiming for my face,ââ,¬Â said Shanique Ballard, the target of the attack.
Ballard said she bumped into one of the freshman's friends in the hallway at Lew Wallace High School, and an argument started. Ballard said that's when the young girl pulled out a flail ââ,¬â€œ a sharp, spiked metal ball attached to a handle by a chain or short stick ââ,¬â€œ and started swinging.
"She swung it quick but I just jumped back real quick, 'cause it was long and I had to keep runnin' back,ââ,¬Â Ballard said. ââ,¬Å"I was running back as she was comin' to me."
Ballard said her friend's hand got cut when she tried to get between her and the freshman. She added that the girl also swung the metal club at a teacher.
ââ,¬Å"Itââ,¬â,,¢s heavy, and itââ,¬â,,¢s metal, and itââ,¬â,,¢s sharp,ââ,¬Â Detective Sgt. Darlene Breitenstein said after delivering the girl to the Lake County (Ind.) Juvenile Justice Center, where she is being held on battery charges.
ââ,¬Å"I took the weapon to the detention center for the judge to see,ââ,¬Â said Breitenstein.
"That type of weapon would surprise anyone,ââ,¬Â said Lt. Samuel Roberts of the Gary Police Department. ââ,¬Å"It's not the typical weapon that you may find at a school."
School officials told police a fight broke out in a hallway as students changed classes at third hour. The freshman told Breitenstein she took the flail to school because she needed protection.
Charmella Greer of the Gary Community School Corp. said disciplinary action will be taken.
In a statement, the school's superintendent said the teen entered Lew Wallace using an unauthorized side door to avoid the main entrance where metal detectors and cameras are located. The statement does not say why a security officer is not stationed at that door. The superintendent also said a teacher was never attacked, she just tried to intervene.
One parent CBS 2 spoke to Friday afternoon said he was surprised too. He said he was never notified by phone or letter about the attack. He also says he's concerned the heavy object made it past metal detectors inside the school.
"Any time something like that happens, you know, I believe all parents should be contacted, so something needs to be done about it, definitely,ââ,¬Â said parent Raymond Spencer.
(Ã,© 2007 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. The Associated Press contributed to this report. )
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Odo on April 22, 2007, 01:10:52 AM
Post by: Odo on April 22, 2007, 01:10:52 AM
dats koooool
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: cokezeroglock on April 22, 2007, 01:11:23 AM
Post by: cokezeroglock on April 22, 2007, 01:11:23 AM
That Detective Sgt. Darlene Breitenstein sure is a smart guy.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: KeyClock on April 22, 2007, 01:11:42 AM
Post by: KeyClock on April 22, 2007, 01:11:42 AM
That is beyond awesome
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:17:24 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:17:24 AM
Dumbass, she should of brought a broadsword.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: MarshmallowClock on April 22, 2007, 01:20:06 AM
Post by: MarshmallowClock on April 22, 2007, 01:20:06 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock's Bitch;783349Dumbass, she should of brought a broadsword.I would've gone with a +10 agi dagger, increases crit rate.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: LynchClock on April 22, 2007, 01:20:24 AM
Post by: LynchClock on April 22, 2007, 01:20:24 AM
lol this is "crazy awesome"
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 01:22:26 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 01:22:26 AM
Best school raid ever.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: SlingshotClock on April 22, 2007, 01:26:28 AM
Post by: SlingshotClock on April 22, 2007, 01:26:28 AM
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I would lol if she was asian
I would lol if she was asian
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:31:07 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:31:07 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783360Where the fuck is she going to get her hands on a +10 dagger? I've been looking for one of those for months!
I'm the DM and it's my campaign, if I want +10 daggers and a fire breathing flying tarasque then by god I'll have +10 daggers and a fire breathing flying tarasque.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:32:21 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:32:21 AM
My brother's(in college) friend has two of those, but they're small, no more than a few feet.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:36:01 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:36:01 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783374But the Tarasque doesn't fly! I HAVE THE MONSTER MANUAL AND THE TARASQUE DOESN'T FLY!
ITS MY GODDAMNED CAMPAIGN AND IF I SAY THE TARASQUE FLIES THEN THE MOTHERFUCKING THING CAN FLY!
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:37:04 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:37:04 AM
Silly Larz, just use your science beams, they'll prove it can't fly, thus hurtling him to a quick yet messy end.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 01:40:18 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 01:40:18 AM
Quote from: SlingshotClock;783365
I would lol if she was asian
Gogo is my favorite asian girl ever. Schoolgirl, asian, young, badass. Perfect.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:43:03 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:43:03 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783383THEN WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON! I WANT TO RIDE AN ELDER FUCKING BLACK DRAGON AND YOU WON'T LET ME! IF YOU GET A FLYING TARASQUE THEN I GET A FUCKING DRAGON!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES THAT YOU CANT TAME A GODDAMNED ELDER BLACK DRAGON ITS GODDAMNED IMPOSSIBLE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING DM!
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:43:14 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:43:14 AM
Well, good thing I brought my Bear Sheet.
He has +10 speed with his Hester Shoes, +10 defense with the Urlacher spell, and a +10 Tank's Gun. I also have the option of using Ying-Yang Grossman, where if I roll an even number his attack strength doubles, but if it's odd, it halves.
He has +10 speed with his Hester Shoes, +10 defense with the Urlacher spell, and a +10 Tank's Gun. I also have the option of using Ying-Yang Grossman, where if I roll an even number his attack strength doubles, but if it's odd, it halves.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: MarshmallowClock on April 22, 2007, 01:44:39 AM
Post by: MarshmallowClock on April 22, 2007, 01:44:39 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock's Bitch;783394FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES THAT YOU CANT TAME A GODDAMNED ELDER BLACK DRAGON ITS GODDAMNED IMPOSSIBLE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING DM!Guys where's the Mountain Dew?
(reference to an ooooooooooold flash)
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 01:44:57 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 01:44:57 AM
Flounderman, Inquisitor, you both can solve this in a duel in the Gentleman club. :bio:
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:48:43 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:48:43 AM
(Since I think this got buried at the bottom of the page.)
Well, good thing I brought my Bear Sheet.
He has +10 speed with his Hester Shoes, +10 defense with the Urlacher spell, and a +10 Tank's Gun. I also have the option of using Ying-Yang Grossman, where if I roll an even number his attack strength doubles, but if it's odd, it halves.
Well, good thing I brought my Bear Sheet.
He has +10 speed with his Hester Shoes, +10 defense with the Urlacher spell, and a +10 Tank's Gun. I also have the option of using Ying-Yang Grossman, where if I roll an even number his attack strength doubles, but if it's odd, it halves.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:51:04 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:51:04 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783407BUT WHEN I WAS THE DM I LET YOU HAVE PET BULETTE!
THATS BECAUSE I WAS A DRUID AND IT WAS PLOSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE A PET LANDSHARK!
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 01:52:00 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 01:52:00 AM
Goldmine.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:53:17 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 01:53:17 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783414BUT I WANT MY DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!DAMN IT YOU DON'T GET A DRAGON CAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE!
HAPPY? NO ONE WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU JUST HAD TO DRAG IT OUT.
NOW TAKE THE DAMNED BEAR.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:57:32 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 01:57:32 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783414NOT WITH PSIONIC DRAGON BREATH!!! AND THE TALKING SWORD WITH THE +7 ENHANCEMENT BONUS, AND WOUNDING, AND TOLD YOU WHEN TO POOP!I WAS A DUAL CLASS MOTHERFUCKING PALADIN/DRUID. I CAN DO THAT SHIT
Quote from: Marlin Clock;783420DAMN IT YOU DON'T GET A DRAGON CAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE!
HAPPY? NO ONE WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU JUST HAD TO DRAG IT OUT.
NOW TAKE THE DAMNED BEAR.
EXACTLY! THE PEDOPHILE CLASS IS AUTOMATICALLY PREDISPOSED AGAINST DRAGONS!
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 02:01:19 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 02:01:19 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783429YOU WERE LEVEL ONE!!! YOU CAN'T CROSSCLASS AT LEVEL ONE!!!What the hell do you think a dwarf is?
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PEDOPHILE CLASS! YOU'RE MAKING RULES UP AS YOU GO ALONG!
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Ti-83Clock on April 22, 2007, 02:02:51 AM
Post by: Ti-83Clock on April 22, 2007, 02:02:51 AM
poop
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 02:04:25 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on April 22, 2007, 02:04:25 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;783416Goldmine.
This dammit
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Slurpee on April 22, 2007, 02:06:29 AM
Post by: Slurpee on April 22, 2007, 02:06:29 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;783389Gogo is my favorite asian girl ever. Schoolgirl, asian, young, badass. Perfect.If I'm not mistaken, she was in Battle Royale.
The one who straight stabbed a motherfucker like 12 times and then just bolted when Mitsuko showed up.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 02:06:54 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 02:06:54 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783429YOU WERE LEVEL ONE!!! YOU CAN'T CROSSCLASS AT LEVEL ONE!!!I FOUND AN ANCIENT TOME OF DRUID-PALIDINARY AND I USED IT!!! WE AGREED ON THAT ITEM WHEN WE FIRST STARTED PLAYING!!!
Quote from: Inquisitor;783429THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PEDOPHILE CLASS! YOU'RE MAKING RULES UP AS YOU GO ALONG!
THE 2007 EDITION PLAYERS HANDBOOK CLEARLY STATES THE PEDOPHILE CLASS YOU GODDAMNED PEDOPHILE!!!
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 02:08:10 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2007, 02:08:10 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783429YOU WERE LEVEL ONE!!! YOU CAN'T CROSSCLASS AT LEVEL ONE!!!It doesn't matter.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PEDOPHILE CLASS! YOU'RE MAKING RULES UP AS YOU GO ALONG!
NO DRAGON FOR YOU.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Odo on April 22, 2007, 02:10:28 AM
Post by: Odo on April 22, 2007, 02:10:28 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;783442If I'm not mistaken, she was in Battle Royale.
The one who straight stabbed a motherfucker like 12 times and then just bolted when Mitsuko showed up.
Chiaki Kuriyama.
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 02:14:39 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on April 22, 2007, 02:14:39 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor;783450ONLY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT!!!YOURE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE AN ARMY OF THESE:
ALSO DRUIDS SUCK!!!
Quote from: Inquisitor;783450THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! THE PEDO CLASS RULES ONLY APPLIED IN '83, AND WERE PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED AFTER!!! THEY'D NEVER BRING IT BACK!!!
IT WAS '84 DIPSHIT! AND THEY RECONTINUED IT THIS YEAR!! ITS IN THE FUCKING HANDBOOK!!!
Title: This is crazy awesome.
Post by: Odo on April 22, 2007, 02:16:47 AM
Post by: Odo on April 22, 2007, 02:16:47 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.mac.com%2Fdemonhood%2Fbanhammer2.jpg&hash=83f5f1c7179dce23553b1949ff5bd143ee766822)
I'm a strong Paladin with a ban hammer. I ban you all, the end.
I'm a strong Paladin with a ban hammer. I ban you all, the end.