- It's crap. You're fired.
Robbie, front page: "Clock Crew is like Newgrounds, with about as many tasteless fan boys but half the fat. Kinda makes me gassy."
- Jonah, that's too many words for front page.
- Alright then, how about this? "StrawberryClock's a menace."
- Okaa--
- You like that? Good! Gotta go with the classics.
What the hell are you staring at?
- "You can't do this to the clcok crew!1 It's not nice. Sure, soem of the colck crew movies are the blam bad, but some flashes can be good. StrawberryClcok's my hero and one day he'll respond to all the emails I've sent him over the years. You'll see! BBBBBB. Can I drive?"
- What the hells the matter with this kid? Does he have down syndrome? Get the hell out of my office before I call security! And get your pretty little portfolio full of red B's off my desk before i go into a diabetic coma!"
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And that spastic little boy would eventually get bit by a radioactive wristwatch and become... CLOCK-MAN!
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