This topic is great,
You can write many Haikus,
this is a haiku.
I can write Haikus,
You also can write Haikus,
Let us write Haikus.
Haiku Haiku Hai-
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Ergh.
suck your mom, nigg er
i despise your filthy race
now return my bike
Haiku Battle bitch,
I can do this all day long,
La-Ma-Oh, haiku.
Phallic disorder
My dick will not get back up
Life is agony
Homosexual
is a five syllable word
Gay people are fun.
calm down my good man
it's quality that does it
were quantity fails
I see what you mean
these poems are very odd
This is Sparta---aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
odd is the right word
but it's clockcrew afterall
you will not survive
survival you say?
Return of the king is on
Boy, this movie sucks
frodo we love you
so do i, smeagol and sam
now rape my hot ass
aids infected blood
decorating my plain walls
girl sawn in pieces
Myspace is a shit
That must be cleaned up now
Do it for justice
cotton in my hand
i'm running at a fast pace
white man, please don't hurt
Paper or plastic
it doesn't really matter
we all end up dead
painfull breastcancer
located in a weird place
my ass hurts a lot
how can it be breast
Cancer if its in you ass
what is wrong with you
just kidding nigger
there is no way that happens
it's in my prostate
This topic is great
I struggle to fit in words
Dude, i hate you, fuck
please don't hate me, sir
there is no reason for that
what is on your mind
I bet five dollars
On the outcome of this fight
Don't let me down Malt
my mind is blank, sir
people are betting on me
I need to go pee
To bed I must go
May I encourage you with
Sexual favours?
rhyming, how clever
now it's harder than ever
but alright, whatever
That's not a Haiku
There were six syllables in
That last line; Malt wins!
run away nigger
or i will pull the trigger
don't steal my liquor
racial epithets...
are not funny in haiku.
fucking japanese
Warm dry summer night
A breeze rustles restless leaves
The sound of nature.
Quote from: pyromancer102;813298Warm dry summer night
A breeze rustles restless leaves
The sound of nature.
You sir are stupid
True haikus are asinine
Go kill yourself lol
Quote from: FloundermanClock;813322You sir are stupid
True haikus are asinine
Go kill yourself lol
damn, man, you are right
Who needs poetic writing
All we need is stuff
the nigger raps shit
it sucks huge mexican balls
annoying nigger
I apologise. Here I thought, "hey, since this is a forum dedicated to writing, people must be making some real haikus." Apparently I was wrong. It's just a bunch of dumbfucks bickering in "haiku format."
C-COMBO BREAKER,
You broke the combo yessir,
y do u do that??
zombies ate my head
ouch it hurts im bleeding bad
maybe its a rash
Quote from: pyromancer102;814464I apologise. Here I thought, "hey, since this is a forum dedicated to writing, people must be making some real haikus." Apparently I was wrong. It's just a bunch of dumbfucks bickering in "haiku format."
Fail at haiku,
Take the internet seri-
-ously, you lose sir
Quote from: pyromancer102;814464I apologise. Here I thought, "hey, since this is a forum dedicated to writing, people must be making some real haikus." Apparently I was wrong. It's just a bunch of dumbfucks bickering in "haiku format."
you were thinking wrong
oh well, these things just happen
learn to live with it
You fap to scat porn
you stupid pile of ape crap
go eat a wet turd
My stomach hurts.
Quote from: Xatu;816451My stomach hurts.
you have corrupted
the stream of awesomeness, why
don't you just shut up
Please help me out now will you?
hiakus distract me
from improving my flash skill
flash skills you need not
they are all just some tom-fool--
ery tom fulp that is
Quote from: Zster21;838449flash skills you need not
they are all just some tom-fool--
ery tom fulp that is
You gone bumped this thread
But Haikus are crazy cool
That's right, daddy-o.
Quote from: Pin;817402Please help me out now will you?
hiakus distract me
from improving my flash skill
I'm afraid you fail,
Quote from: Zster21;838449flash skills you need not
they are all just some tom-fool--
ery tom fulp that is
last line has six syllables,
as opposed to five.
why do you fail so?
this topic has gone downhill,
now it is pigswill.
How can you fail DUCKS
You just count on your fingers
And spew out some words
this thread is so old
from the black mists it comes forth
pulling at my soul
feel the urge to post
something that is relevant
and topical too
to bad all i have
are large words that take up space
and don't fit the theme
Quote from: IvysaurClock;843234How can you fail
You just count on your fingers
And spew out some words
you should know how to
first line has four syllables
i might forgive you
feel the power of
my triple posting glory
ok ill stop now
Edit:
Dammit Leorio
why did you have to post here
so much for my string
Quote from: Leorio;843241you should know how to
first line has four syllables
i might forgive you
Murphy's law, I swear
Jesus Christ on a rainbow
Please forgive me, sir!
Quote from: Bob: Agent of Hydra;843242feel the power of
my triple posting glory
ok ill stop now
Edit:
Dammit Leorio
why did you have to post here
so much for my string
got you now fucker
first line has six syllables
you have been beaten
Quote from: Leorio;843246got you now fucker
first line has six syllables
you have been beaten
using your own name
to increase syllable count
is a dirty trick
how was i to know
leorio had four man
it should just have three
Damn it, what the fuck,
why does this topic not die,
I laugh at nothing
Watching some TV
Arrested Development
hilarious, lol (one word, not three syllables)
this is a bump yay
this thread is alive again
this is a haiku
I want to buy a peggey
I really want to pet it
tangerine rocks
This Thread was bumped again
That's a brilliant move
Haikus are really fun.
Holy fucking big shit
This thread got bumped yet again
Oh so cool am I
I have been trying
to write a haiku for you
Some things I just can't do
Maybe you're big on
ancient asian poetry
Or maybe it's just me
I have been trying
to get this haiku just right
All night for you alright
ARRRRRRGGGGGGG I GIVE UP!!!
Props to Tally Hall
Foam Finger Just Wants
A Little Respect Ok?
Then Finger His Ass.
Cornucopia
Full of dry fruits and the like
Stunning proportions
reviving old threads
an easy task with results
this is a haiku
Maltese bumped this thread
I'ma make a post in it
because I am cool
they always made us do
these kinds of poems in school
they still suck a lot
how are they supposed
to teach the kids how to write
Japan can fuck off
hey I think I am
getting the hang of these things
I still hate Japan
Haiku is just great
It makes thoughts flow easily
And elegantly
Quote from: ouıqןɐ;1287390Haiku is just great
It makes thoughts flow easily
And elegantly
HEY ALBINOCLOCK
FUCK YOU, HERE IS YOUR DEBATE:
I DON'T LIKE HAIKU
Quote from: VCRClock;1287396HEY ALBINOCLOCK
FUCK YOU, HERE IS YOUR DEBATE:
I DON'T LIKE HAIKU
Like is subjective
Preferences are empty
Haiku is awesome
I have a big dick
Now get on your knees you bitch
Take it like your mum
When I was a young
boy my father took me in-
to the city to
See a marching band.
He said, "Son, when you grow up,
will you be the sav-
Ior of the broken,
the beaten and the damned?" He
said, "Will you defeat
them, your demons, and
all the non-believers, the
plans that they have made?"
:emo:
芭蕉さん
俳句発明
それは良い
youre all gay
you are all very gay
youre all super gay
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1287449youre all gay
you are all very gay
youre all super gay
You can not do this.
You are just really jealous
So you call us gay.
Your are just angry
Because you can not Haiku
You do not have skills.
The Clock Crew ruined haikus for me.
A haiku:
A finer 'xample
of constrained poet's writing
you will never see.
Last time I checked it,
My scrotum had many hairs,
Never hurts, check twice
my thumb is in pain
mentioning this is inane
pain is very bad
The cat lies in sand
He paws the dirt for some food
Dis nigga's hungry
Be kind, Feed your cat
his hunger is very great
why are you so mean?
I have got some AIDS
Please aid a new dick to me
Or I'll be sterile
What what in the butt
I say what what in the butt
That is a haiku
Ha ha, Robotics
Sterility is manly
Superfluous Pants.
Soft white snowing down
The back of a virgin throat
Euphoria now!
Fuck the cherry trees
And the sweet seasons' breeze
I want the cocaine!
Way to bump a thread
Now Haikus will be written
Hurray for Haikus!
There are no posts here
In this writing forum. Why?
Can we not create?
Y
I am posting here,
Jumping on the bandwagon,
This doesn't make sense.
:(
I am bumping this,
for the haiku should not die
but live forever.
Haikus are fun
This is a haiku
Just another lame haiku
Move along people